Queen of the Scene
Filed under: Madonna
Her Madgesty is taking it to a whole other level to promote her new album, Hard Candy.
She's literally EVERYWHERE, and the record is not even out ’til the end of this month!
Madonna graces the cover of the new issue of U.K. Elle, and she gives the mag a juicy and candid interview.
"There are no short cuts to being Madonna," the Queen of Pop tells Elle. "It’s all about hard work. There is no easy way. If you want to know how I look like I do, it’s diet and exercise and constantly being careful."
She also swears by oxygen facials and never goes in the sun, drinks rarely and would like to work out for three hours a day.
Bitch is hardcore, but we already knew that!
"I’m not going to slow down, get off this ride, stay home and get fat!" she declares.
Testify!
FIRST!
FIRSTTT!
FIRST!
WHAT???? go away already!!!! your OLD.
get fat!
FIRST!
18th! totes to Kristen
Love that Perez loves Madonna-Keep up the support, the haters are bringing her down.
wow!!!!!!!
5th! yay!
It's great to see the only female singer who is actually a worldwide Icon at work! Adopting a child. Making a movie to help orphaned children get the attention they need. (which may help them to survive) Oh and also hosting an Aids event to continue a career spanning awareness of this deadly disease. Raising three children and remaining a loyal wife who is still in love with her husband admitting it's not always easy. Writing and creating a new hit album with other super talented producers and starring in what will surely be yet another relevant piece of art (the music video)… not some "silly" comedy sketch. Staying in complete physical shape her entire career, free of drugs and "meltdowns" and psych treatment. Experimenting with her sound each and EVERY album, rather than using the same melody lines that are known to "sell records" and get airplay.Completely revamping her style over and over again to represent ALL women and not just the girls on the lowrider magazines whose tits go southeast and southwest and are always acting "ole school". Directing movies. Writing top selling childrens books. Hmm what else…never "pretending" to her fans by giving that stupid little wave as if she owes anyone in the crowd that, but rather keeping it real by admitting she loves them but is sometimes bothered by them.
WOW
aw i mean 7th
TELL GRANDMA TO PLEASE "STAY HOME AND GET FAT". We have had enough of her. no one wants to see a 50 year old acting like sex crazed 20 year old.
first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5th yay!
shet hawtt
a) no one cares if you're first, DUMBASS
b) Madonna looks wonk-eyed in the second pic
hag!
first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Being seen all the time without makeup.. looking like a normal person, who doesn't have to wear stilletos and a dress slit up to her crack just to go to the 7-11. Never insisting that late night shows and award shows introduce her as THE BEST SELLING FEMALE ARTIST IN THE GALAXY as many of the other pop princesses have. Insecurely knowing they actually ARE NOT. (remember how pepsi attacks coke while coke actually sells more product worldwide.. the #2"s and 3's are always nipping at the heels of #1) Oh the true Icon Madonna…You would think by now there would be at least one of these plain ole girl singers out there who would want to be remembered for something special beyond just album sales and number one songs. Oh well
No but you are and always will be a whore, like there's any dignity in that slut.
first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she's fierce!
I need a new Frock
Gotta love those touch up folks!!
maddona is really not that great! i'm not gonna be surprised if her album bombs! only perez thinks she's so awesome! the rest of the world thinks shes an old lady that should retire!
She's fuckin amazing!
I wish I will look remotely as good as her when I turn 50.
Fuck you perez for saying that she got photoshoped
There isn't enough photoshop in the world that could ever make your ass look human.
fuck.
IS ANYONE ELSE SICK TO DEATH OF FUCKING MADONNA???
madonna needs to retire. stop talking about her. kthanks
IM SO SICK OF THIS OLD UGLY WOMEN! STOPPP POSTING ABOUT HER SHE IS SOOO ANNOYING
STOP FRICKEN LIVING IN THE PAST AND GET FAT NOBODY CARES ANYMORE
She rocks!
First B@tches!!!!
Finally the time difference has paid off,
Her Madge-sty does and always will rock!!!
OMG LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE HER HER HER HER HER OMG Perez keep losing weight you look amazing I want you so bad yayayayay
although madonna is great perez, i think we've seen enough of her. we need more fresh and new artists.
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nice magazine cover.
however, the inside pics are not her best, yet she still looks better that most if not all of her contemporaries.
and unlike certain other female* singers, she is able to wear the hat on her head,
NO need for Madonna to use a hat to cover up a fat body.
she is a beast, time to retire and focus on the important things in your life now maddona, growing old gracefully, setting a good example to your kids and doing more of the awesom charity work. Nobody wants to see an old woman strutting around like she is still hot stuff, its sad and her music has gone to shite.
that bitch is fierce!
She always delivers the GOODS!!!!!!!!! And this time around………………..its HARD CANDY
when will this skank just go away, already starting to wrinkle
I'm a Madonna fan thru 1998 and then it stopped. She just got old and lost it. I can't believe how terrible she looks nowadays. Yeah she works out and yeah she has muscles, but she is just darn ugly! It even makes me cringe to hear her talk on interviews - so obvious that she lacks formal education!
I love Madonna!!!!
Hey Perez I have a question for you. I am participating in the March of Dimes/March for Babies on April 27th. I was wondering if you be interested in donating some money or putting up a link to my page so that others could donate money to a worthwhile cause.
March of Dimes/March for Babies is a walk through NYC that raises awarness and money for children born with disabilities. It is a great cause to support if you would like more information please e-mail me hopefully you get my e-mail address from this comment since I am required to put it to leave a comment.
Thanks & love,
Caroline
Isn't Madonna the one who doesn't let her kids watch tv or have ice cream etc? Yet parading herself around like nasty old s l u t bag is A-ok??? Yeahhhh her morals are in order.
god im sick of her…she everywhere…over exposed………….go away grandma…biggest trendoid ever.
OMFG ENOUGH ALREADY WITH THIS OLD BITCH!!!!!
ugggghhh…. I am so tired of seeing her 50 year old ass hanging out of her shorts and her geriatric vagina shoved in my face everytime I turn around…it's just nasty, gross, and wrong….
The first single is disappointing!!! I wonder what kind of scandal shes making this year again!! Thats how she sell her music!! At first it was britney NOW! Britney's ex-LOVER Justin T>!!! I kinda figure the pattern!!! she cant do it alone no more!!! She'll vanish really soon!!! And I will celebrate for that moment!! Get lost Madonna! Dont fool people that ur body is natural!!! bcoz underneath those botox and surgeries you are full of freakin wrinkles already!!! LOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! PEREZ I KNOW YOU"RE SMART BUT I CANT BELIEVE MADONNA CANT TURN UR HEAD AROUND!!! POOR PEREZ!! MADONNA HATES U!! SO PATHETIC THAT U LIKE HER!!!
I am so sick of logging on and seeing shit about Madonna. Please stop posting news about her. She is so old.
2) The first single is disappointing!!! I wonder what kind of scandal shes making this year again!! Thats how she sell her music!! At first it was britney NOW! Britney's ex-LOVER Justin T>!!! I kinda figure the pattern!!! she cant do it alone no more!!! She'll vanish really soon!!! And I will celebrate for that moment!! Get lost Madonna! Dont fool people that ur body is natural!!! bcoz underneath those botox and surgeries you are full of freakin wrinkles already!!! LOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! PEREZ I KNOW YOU"RE SMART BUT I CANT BELIEVE MADONNA CANT TURN UR HEAD AROUND!!! POOR PEREZ!! MADONNA HATES U!! SO PATHETIC THAT U LIKE HER!!!
OLD BITCH needs to put it up…JANET ROX WITH ALL OF U!!!
PRAISE JESUS! I CAN'T WAIT FOR HER NEW ALBUM AND SHEET MUSIC TO HIT THE STORES SO I CAN HAVE NEW SONGS TO REHEARSE WITH THE PRAISE AND WORSHIP TEAM AT MY CHURCH.
IS THIS A MADONNA WEBSITE???????????????AM TIRED OF LOOKING AT THE OLD HAG ALREADY
I have nothing against madonna, but I am so over all of this coverage…I almost wish at this point that she was with the record company you have stopped writing about…
PEREZ PUH-LEeeeeeASE!!! DONT U GET IT? People are sick of madonna already!!!
Madonna is so full of herself. I'm sick of her too. You're right when you say she is fierce. She looks as soft to hug as a prickly cactus. She needs to eat a hamburger and fries from In-and-Out. It would do her good. I don't trust people who are religious fitness fanatics. That is a mental illness in and of itself.
Re: emmie – hell yeah emmie. I wish she would get the fuck over herself and shut the fuck up. No amount of "sexy" posing and joining forces with young guys like Justin is going to excuse the fact that she is FUCKING IN HER LATE FORTIES AND SHE LOOKS IT. Christ, she's probably menopausal by now……She needs to start acting her fucking age, she's getting pathetic and desperate. No one loves Madonna more than Madonna, not even Perez.
Big deal, Madonna has a new record out so she's hitting all the magazine covers. She's rich. She's in good shape. She tries to looks sexy. B-O-R-I-N-G.
Granny butt, gross. Amazing how they can even air-brush out the Depends.
PEREZ!!! STOP POSTING THIS MADONNA STUFF ALREADY!!!! MY COMPUTER IS SO SLOW LOADING THIS HUGE CRAPPY UnWORTHY MADONNA PICTURES!!!
AND………a little surgical help, madonna, stop your lying….either your nose will start growing or you'll be struck by lightening…starting to lose respect, you want the whole world to think you're so straight forward. You're lying!!!
Stop posting her up she is an annoying stupid old lady
why is it good people die and you have scrawny whoras like this walking the earth
Tell me I suppose these pictures and not air-brushed too? Give me a fucking break.
Tired ass hag.
3) The first single is disappointing!!! I wonder what kind of scandal shes making this year again!! Thats how she sell her music!! At first it was britney NOW! Britney's ex-LOVER Justin T>!!! I kinda figure the pattern!!! she cant do it alone no more!!! She'll vanish really soon!!! And I will celebrate for that moment!! Get lost Madonna! Dont fool people that ur body is natural!!! bcoz underneath those botox and surgeries you are full of freakin wrinkles already!!! LOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! PEREZ I KNOW YOU"RE SMART BUT I CANT BELIEVE MADONNA CANT TURN UR HEAD AROUND!!! POOR PEREZ!! MADONNA HATES U!! SO PATHETIC THAT U LIKE HER!!!
Madonna is kinda gross. She's starting to remind me of Carol Channing.
why do my comments not show up!!!!!!
Re: tory –
And you don't know how to spell properly!
4) The first single is disappointing!!! I wonder what kind of scandal shes making this year again!! Thats how she sell her music!! At first it was britney NOW! Britney's ex-LOVER Justin T>!!! I kinda figure the pattern!!! she cant do it alone no more!!! She'll vanish really soon!!! And I will celebrate for that moment!! Get lost Madonna! Dont fool people that ur body is natural!!! bcoz underneath those botox and surgeries you are full of freakin wrinkles already!!! LOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! PEREZ I KNOW YOU"RE SMART BUT I CANT BELIEVE MADONNA CANT TURN UR HEAD AROUND!!! POOR PEREZ!! MADONNA HATES U!! SO PATHETIC THAT U LIKE HER!!!
Madonna is a desperado trying to keep up with the times and is looking foolish, like a middle-aged teenager, give it up! your day is over!
She is aging and a very ugly person on the inside.
UH OH! ANOTHER SCANDAL VICTIM!!! Justin T. Britneys exlove!!! MADONNA FUCKIN PERV!!!!
ur such a loser u have nothing new and interesting to put up anymore. everything is either copied or just another stupid madonna story. YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK and for those of you who will comment on my comment, STFU losers!! and perez im going to die laughing the day ur site goes to the CRAPPER
FUCKIN MADONNA HORSE TEETH!!!!