Queen of the Scene

4/01/2008 9:00 PM ET | Filed under: Madonna

Her Madgesty is taking it to a whole other level to promote her new album, Hard Candy.

She's literally EVERYWHERE, and the record is not even out ’til the end of this month!

Madonna graces the cover of the new issue of U.K. Elle, and she gives the mag a juicy and candid interview.

"There are no short cuts to being Madonna," the Queen of Pop tells Elle. "It’s all about hard work. There is no easy way. If you want to know how I look like I do, it’s diet and exercise and constantly being careful."

She also swears by oxygen facials and never goes in the sun, drinks rarely and would like to work out for three hours a day.

Bitch is hardcore, but we already knew that!

"I’m not going to slow down, get off this ride, stay home and get fat!" she declares.

Testify!

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kylieeee says – reply to this

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FIRST!
Kylieeee says – reply to this

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FIRSTTT!
v says – reply to this

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FIRST!
tory says – reply to this

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WHAT???? go away already!!!! your OLD.
sue says – reply to this

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get fat!
uwhcj says – reply to this

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FIRST!
wooooooo says – reply to this

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18th! totes to Kristen
JR says – reply to this

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Love that Perez loves Madonna-Keep up the support, the haters are bringing her down.
Sara says – reply to this

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wow!!!!!!!
Denise loves Pereztle says – reply to this

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5th! yay!
1234 says – reply to this

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It's great to see the only female singer who is actually a worldwide Icon at work! Adopting a child. Making a movie to help orphaned children get the attention they need. (which may help them to survive) Oh and also hosting an Aids event to continue a career spanning awareness of this deadly disease. Raising three children and remaining a loyal wife who is still in love with her husband admitting it's not always easy. Writing and creating a new hit album with other super talented producers and starring in what will surely be yet another relevant piece of art (the music video)… not some "silly" comedy sketch. Staying in complete physical shape her entire career, free of drugs and "meltdowns" and psych treatment. Experimenting with her sound each and EVERY album, rather than using the same melody lines that are known to "sell records" and get airplay.Completely revamping her style over and over again to represent ALL women and not just the girls on the lowrider magazines whose tits go southeast and southwest and are always acting "ole school". Directing movies. Writing top selling childrens books. Hmm what else…never "pretending" to her fans by giving that stupid little wave as if she owes anyone in the crowd that, but rather keeping it real by admitting she loves them but is sometimes bothered by them.
Sahottie says – reply to this

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WOW
wooooooo says – reply to this

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aw i mean 7th
Kaye says – reply to this

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TELL GRANDMA TO PLEASE "STAY HOME AND GET FAT". We have had enough of her. no one wants to see a 50 year old acting like sex crazed 20 year old.
eric says – reply to this

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first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Denise loves Pereztle says – reply to this

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5th yay!
Bianca says – reply to this

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shet hawtt
kc says – reply to this

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a) no one cares if you're first, DUMBASS

b) Madonna looks wonk-eyed in the second pic
ashley says – reply to this

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hag!
eric says – reply to this

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first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1234 says – reply to this

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Being seen all the time without makeup.. looking like a normal person, who doesn't have to wear stilletos and a dress slit up to her crack just to go to the 7-11. Never insisting that late night shows and award shows introduce her as THE BEST SELLING FEMALE ARTIST IN THE GALAXY as many of the other pop princesses have. Insecurely knowing they actually ARE NOT. (remember how pepsi attacks coke while coke actually sells more product worldwide.. the #2"s and 3's are always nipping at the heels of #1) Oh the true Icon Madonna…You would think by now there would be at least one of these plain ole girl singers out there who would want to be remembered for something special beyond just album sales and number one songs. Oh well
sebastian says – reply to this

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No but you are and always will be a whore, like there's any dignity in that slut.
lindsay says – reply to this

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first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
project runway winner... says – reply to this

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she's fierce!
remy says – reply to this

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I need a new Frock
yeah, right says – reply to this

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Gotta love those touch up folks!!
lisa says – reply to this

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maddona is really not that great! i'm not gonna be surprised if her album bombs! only perez thinks she's so awesome! the rest of the world thinks shes an old lady that should retire!
fuckyou perez says – reply to this

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She's fuckin amazing!

I wish I will look remotely as good as her when I turn 50.

Fuck you perez for saying that she got photoshoped
There isn't enough photoshop in the world that could ever make your ass look human.
emmie says – reply to this

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fuck.
IS ANYONE ELSE SICK TO DEATH OF FUCKING MADONNA???
stop says – reply to this

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madonna needs to retire. stop talking about her. kthanks
go awayyy says – reply to this

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IM SO SICK OF THIS OLD UGLY WOMEN! STOPPP POSTING ABOUT HER SHE IS SOOO ANNOYING
STOP FRICKEN LIVING IN THE PAST AND GET FAT NOBODY CARES ANYMORE
Shannon says – reply to this

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She rocks!
chris clappa says – reply to this

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First B@tches!!!!
Finally the time difference has paid off,
Her Madge-sty does and always will rock!!!
Zeena Audi says – reply to this

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OMG LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE HER HER HER HER HER OMG Perez keep losing weight you look amazing I want you so bad yayayayay
erica says – reply to this

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although madonna is great perez, i think we've seen enough of her. we need more fresh and new artists.
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shardy says – reply to this

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nice magazine cover.

however, the inside pics are not her best, yet she still looks better that most if not all of her contemporaries.

and unlike certain other female* singers, she is able to wear the hat on her head,
NO need for Madonna to use a hat to cover up a fat body.
mobius says – reply to this

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she is a beast, time to retire and focus on the important things in your life now maddona, growing old gracefully, setting a good example to your kids and doing more of the awesom charity work. Nobody wants to see an old woman strutting around like she is still hot stuff, its sad and her music has gone to shite.
ppb says – reply to this

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that bitch is fierce!
NELLIE says – reply to this

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She always delivers the GOODS!!!!!!!!! And this time around………………..its HARD CANDY
gwen says – reply to this

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when will this skank just go away, already starting to wrinkle
Ex Fan says – reply to this

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I'm a Madonna fan thru 1998 and then it stopped. She just got old and lost it. I can't believe how terrible she looks nowadays. Yeah she works out and yeah she has muscles, but she is just darn ugly! It even makes me cringe to hear her talk on interviews - so obvious that she lacks formal education!
*** says – reply to this

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I love Madonna!!!!
Caroline says – reply to this

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Hey Perez I have a question for you. I am participating in the March of Dimes/March for Babies on April 27th. I was wondering if you be interested in donating some money or putting up a link to my page so that others could donate money to a worthwhile cause.

March of Dimes/March for Babies is a walk through NYC that raises awarness and money for children born with disabilities. It is a great cause to support if you would like more information please e-mail me hopefully you get my e-mail address from this comment since I am required to put it to leave a comment.

Thanks & love,
Caroline
Kaye says – reply to this

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Isn't Madonna the one who doesn't let her kids watch tv or have ice cream etc? Yet parading herself around like nasty old s l u t bag is A-ok??? Yeahhhh her morals are in order.
tany says – reply to this

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god im sick of her…she everywhere…over exposed………….go away grandma…biggest trendoid ever.
Paris says – reply to this

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OMFG ENOUGH ALREADY WITH THIS OLD BITCH!!!!!
Sunny says – reply to this

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ugggghhh…. I am so tired of seeing her 50 year old ass hanging out of her shorts and her geriatric vagina shoved in my face everytime I turn around…it's just nasty, gross, and wrong….
sean637 says – reply to this

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The first single is disappointing!!! I wonder what kind of scandal shes making this year again!! Thats how she sell her music!! At first it was britney NOW! Britney's ex-LOVER Justin T>!!! I kinda figure the pattern!!! she cant do it alone no more!!! She'll vanish really soon!!! And I will celebrate for that moment!! Get lost Madonna! Dont fool people that ur body is natural!!! bcoz underneath those botox and surgeries you are full of freakin wrinkles already!!! LOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! PEREZ I KNOW YOU"RE SMART BUT I CANT BELIEVE MADONNA CANT TURN UR HEAD AROUND!!! POOR PEREZ!! MADONNA HATES U!! SO PATHETIC THAT U LIKE HER!!!
J says – reply to this

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I am so sick of logging on and seeing shit about Madonna. Please stop posting news about her. She is so old.
patricia200820092010 says – reply to this

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2) The first single is disappointing!!! I wonder what kind of scandal shes making this year again!! Thats how she sell her music!! At first it was britney NOW! Britney's ex-LOVER Justin T>!!! I kinda figure the pattern!!! she cant do it alone no more!!! She'll vanish really soon!!! And I will celebrate for that moment!! Get lost Madonna! Dont fool people that ur body is natural!!! bcoz underneath those botox and surgeries you are full of freakin wrinkles already!!! LOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! PEREZ I KNOW YOU"RE SMART BUT I CANT BELIEVE MADONNA CANT TURN UR HEAD AROUND!!! POOR PEREZ!! MADONNA HATES U!! SO PATHETIC THAT U LIKE HER!!!
Joe says – reply to this

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OLD BITCH needs to put it up…JANET ROX WITH ALL OF U!!!
Flossie Bangcock says – reply to this

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PRAISE JESUS! I CAN'T WAIT FOR HER NEW ALBUM AND SHEET MUSIC TO HIT THE STORES SO I CAN HAVE NEW SONGS TO REHEARSE WITH THE PRAISE AND WORSHIP TEAM AT MY CHURCH.
FUCK OFF says – reply to this

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IS THIS A MADONNA WEBSITE???????????????AM TIRED OF LOOKING AT THE OLD HAG ALREADY
dramaqueen82 says – reply to this

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I have nothing against madonna, but I am so over all of this coverage…I almost wish at this point that she was with the record company you have stopped writing about…
sar4ah58694586215 says – reply to this

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PEREZ PUH-LEeeeeeASE!!! DONT U GET IT? People are sick of madonna already!!!
Julie says – reply to this

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Madonna is so full of herself. I'm sick of her too. You're right when you say she is fierce. She looks as soft to hug as a prickly cactus. She needs to eat a hamburger and fries from In-and-Out. It would do her good. I don't trust people who are religious fitness fanatics. That is a mental illness in and of itself.
You're from DETROIT, bitch!!! says – reply to this

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Re: emmie – hell yeah emmie. I wish she would get the fuck over herself and shut the fuck up. No amount of "sexy" posing and joining forces with young guys like Justin is going to excuse the fact that she is FUCKING IN HER LATE FORTIES AND SHE LOOKS IT. Christ, she's probably menopausal by now……She needs to start acting her fucking age, she's getting pathetic and desperate. No one loves Madonna more than Madonna, not even Perez.
Megan says – reply to this

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Big deal, Madonna has a new record out so she's hitting all the magazine covers. She's rich. She's in good shape. She tries to looks sexy. B-O-R-I-N-G.
meltz911 says – reply to this

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Granny butt, gross. Amazing how they can even air-brush out the Depends.
Lamb4785963251587 says – reply to this

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PEREZ!!! STOP POSTING THIS MADONNA STUFF ALREADY!!!! MY COMPUTER IS SO SLOW LOADING THIS HUGE CRAPPY UnWORTHY MADONNA PICTURES!!!
al says – reply to this

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AND………a little surgical help, madonna, stop your lying….either your nose will start growing or you'll be struck by lightening…starting to lose respect, you want the whole world to think you're so straight forward. You're lying!!!
ev says – reply to this

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Stop posting her up she is an annoying stupid old lady
creata says – reply to this

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why is it good people die and you have scrawny whoras like this walking the earth
Madonna's Old Tits says – reply to this

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Tell me I suppose these pictures and not air-brushed too? Give me a fucking break.
Tired ass hag.
klim4569875842 says – reply to this

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3) The first single is disappointing!!! I wonder what kind of scandal shes making this year again!! Thats how she sell her music!! At first it was britney NOW! Britney's ex-LOVER Justin T>!!! I kinda figure the pattern!!! she cant do it alone no more!!! She'll vanish really soon!!! And I will celebrate for that moment!! Get lost Madonna! Dont fool people that ur body is natural!!! bcoz underneath those botox and surgeries you are full of freakin wrinkles already!!! LOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! PEREZ I KNOW YOU"RE SMART BUT I CANT BELIEVE MADONNA CANT TURN UR HEAD AROUND!!! POOR PEREZ!! MADONNA HATES U!! SO PATHETIC THAT U LIKE HER!!!
Jennifer says – reply to this

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Madonna is kinda gross. She's starting to remind me of Carol Channing.
creata says – reply to this

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why do my comments not show up!!!!!!
DJ says – reply to this

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Re: tory –

And you don't know how to spell properly!
haggy5698458725 says – reply to this

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4) The first single is disappointing!!! I wonder what kind of scandal shes making this year again!! Thats how she sell her music!! At first it was britney NOW! Britney's ex-LOVER Justin T>!!! I kinda figure the pattern!!! she cant do it alone no more!!! She'll vanish really soon!!! And I will celebrate for that moment!! Get lost Madonna! Dont fool people that ur body is natural!!! bcoz underneath those botox and surgeries you are full of freakin wrinkles already!!! LOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! PEREZ I KNOW YOU"RE SMART BUT I CANT BELIEVE MADONNA CANT TURN UR HEAD AROUND!!! POOR PEREZ!! MADONNA HATES U!! SO PATHETIC THAT U LIKE HER!!!
mo says – reply to this

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Madonna is a desperado trying to keep up with the times and is looking foolish, like a middle-aged teenager, give it up! your day is over!
She is aging and a very ugly person on the inside.
rezet458698745258452 says – reply to this

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UH OH! ANOTHER SCANDAL VICTIM!!! Justin T. Britneys exlove!!! MADONNA FUCKIN PERV!!!!
LAST STRAW says – reply to this

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ur such a loser u have nothing new and interesting to put up anymore. everything is either copied or just another stupid madonna story. YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK and for those of you who will comment on my comment, STFU losers!! and perez im going to die laughing the day ur site goes to the CRAPPER
FKNPEREZ2000000009 says – reply to this

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FUCKIN MADONNA HORSE TEETH!!!!
Lilly says – reply to this

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Compulsive obsessive behaviour takes many forms.
Maria says – reply to this

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DAMN!!!!! She looks hott!
I give her props, I wish I had that energy RIGHT NOW!

MADONNA IS THEE QUEEN!
ike says – reply to this

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SHE IS AMAZING!!!! GORGEOUS ICON!!! BEAUTIFUL STRANGER!!!!
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN
BOW DOWN TO HER MADGESTY!!!!!!!!!!!
chica586945876522 says – reply to this

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PEREZ PLEASE DIE! por favor!!!!!
mo says – reply to this

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Madonna, stop trying to re-live the 80's, please. I am embarrassed for you. Take your money and settle into a dignified life with your family. You are trying too hard to be sexy and it shows. you are a sell-out for the almighty dollar.
king586945695213 says – reply to this

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YEAH QUEEN OF CRAP!
bathog says – reply to this

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all of these photos are heavily redone. her mooseknuckle is WAY bigger than that. her gynatalia usually rivals ron jeremys in terms of pounds per square inch.
jesse says – reply to this

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Re: Ex Fan – you were obviously never a REAL madonna fan!!!!
Kate says – reply to this

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**SNORE** even if she still makes great music, 90% of Madonna's allure was how crazy she was, these days she is just plain BOR-ING.
troy says – reply to this

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she is simply beautiful….read the elle article people….the interviewer started off my saying that she is stunningly beautiful…and having sat next to her at a movie for two hours i can concur…….i actually think she is better looking in person. No wrinkles, very tiny and perfect, perfect skin. i wish i had her dicipline. I really wish we could build profiles on here that require a real profile pic. I am sure 95 percent of the people on here could not hold a candle to her even if you are 30 years younger.
Lindsey says – reply to this

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I must agree with everyone else, I'm bored with the Madonna stories!
Perez, I'm sure you can find something else to write about.
Snotty Scotty says – reply to this

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Am I the only one sick of this old hag. Geez, Perez, find someone new to cream your panties over, would yah?
pot584962122 says – reply to this

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WTF people!!! The picture is REDONE!!! WHERE THE FUCKIN MUSCLE went then if it aint redone? STUPID PEREZ!!! DIE! FAST!

MADONNA FANS PLEASE DONT FOOL URSELVES!!!
amy says – reply to this

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WOW SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL!
MADONNA says – reply to this

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WE LOVE U MADONNA!!!
SCARY Y'all says – reply to this

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I think it was awesome when prince turned 40,he stopped dressing risque',saying noone wants to see some skin from any one over 40.I think that goes double for someone who is 50 plus….maddona if youaren't gonna go away,pleeeez take a hint from your pal from the 80's,prince. Dress age appropiate,really….you r embarrassing youself
jesse says – reply to this

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DO YOU RETARDS REALLY BELEIVE THAT SHE READS THIS STUPID WEBSITE? DO YOU REALLY THINK IF SHE DID THAT SHE WOULD CARE WHAT YOU THOUGHT? DO YOU REALLY THINK JUST BECAUSE YOU TELL HER TO RETIRE ON A BLOG SHES GONNA DO IT? GOD YOU ARE ALL FUCKING RETARDED SHE WONT STOP NOT NOW NOT EVER SO GET THE FUCK OVER IT!!!!
MLOVE says – reply to this

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I LOVE U MADGE
STEPHANIE says – reply to this

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gorgeous!
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Green Bean says – reply to this

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Loves it —- thanks Perez. This is the best site!!! xoxo GB.
mimi says – reply to this

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has anyone noticed that the madame of reinvention has worn the same general wardrobe for the last 30 photo shoots!! change it up a little!!
MADONNA ON THE COVER OF A MAGAZINE says – reply to this

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INTERVIEW
DAZED AND CONFUSED
Q
VANITY FAIR
ELLE

DON'T JUST STAND
LET'S GET TO IT
STRIKE A POSE
THERE'S NOTHING TO IT
VOGUE
tony trempt says – reply to this

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haha…it's so funny that whenever anyone talks about madonna they always say SHE HAS AN AMAZING BODY………..her voice SUCKS, her music SUCKS, move on perez no matter how much warner brothers is paying you!!!!!!
princess wonderful~ says – reply to this

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Every time I come to your page I see Madonna! enough already, this is worse than the height of Britney's madness
careen says – reply to this

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shes always been pretty clear…shes in this until the end. good for her…shes the f*cking bomb!

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