Queen of the Scene
Her Madgesty is taking it to a whole other level to promote her new album, Hard Candy.
She's literally EVERYWHERE, and the record is not even out ’til the end of this month!
Madonna graces the cover of the new issue of U.K. Elle, and she gives the mag a juicy and candid interview.
"There are no short cuts to being Madonna," the Queen of Pop tells Elle. "It’s all about hard work. There is no easy way. If you want to know how I look like I do, it’s diet and exercise and constantly being careful."
She also swears by oxygen facials and never goes in the sun, drinks rarely and would like to work out for three hours a day.
Bitch is hardcore, but we already knew that!
"I’m not going to slow down, get off this ride, stay home and get fat!" she declares.
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I wonder if her twat smells like fish? She always sits with her legs wide open.
Oh did she mention the plastic surgery……….Or is it all about how hard she works and gets facials……….Same old same old…really original stuff.
I love all you haters posting here. i guess you dont realize you are equally responsible for her success. she has had massive haters since the beginning me her career. for some reason you cant seem to ignore her. Thanks for making her a cultural event. keep posting perez.
what in inspiration. no one takes as good as care of themself as madge.
gotta respect her!!!
Madonna is an example of the uninhibited female fully self-expressed, wonderful, I love watching her evolve, so inspiring.
ROCK IT GRANNY!
Fuck me Madonna, fuck me!!
Madonna is an inspiration to women everywhere, just because you grow old doesn't mean you have to let yourself go and become boring get that thru your freaking heads people!!! ♥ you Madonna
Im am so tired of this bitch, isint she like 80, when will she crawl back in that hole she came out of. Im gay and to me shes a has been.
whats the point? many of us enjoy reading fashion magazines and look forward to month to month issues. tell me, why do you feel the need to ruin it by posting pics/articles? its lame.
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shit, folks. i feel for you if you need MADONNA to TELL YOU that 50 doesn't mean you're old. you guys have no other inspirations or resources? or uh, common sense? jesus. she's not the only human being on the face of the fuckin' planet who's getting older. grow a brain cell or two and start thinking for yourselves.
LOVE HER A TRUE LEGEND
Wow but damn for 50? Shes actually pretty good.
I'd hate to be fifty and so obsessed about my appearance. She goes beyond being fit and healthy to another paranoid level. Plus any mother who spends more than 90 minutes a day working out is a selfish and neglectful parent. Three hours, huh? Yeah, well no wonder she's Madonna. I'm sure all these workouts are going to mean so much to her on her death bed. What a vain bitch.
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HOUGH HOTTIE HURT
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HER MADGESTY ELLE UK
SCAB HOMOPHOBE
LEZZBO LOVE
BECK'S BARS
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I HEART THE 80'S
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Bitch talks about herself in 3rd person! What an over-rated hag. Her daughter's a hairy little twat-in-the-making too.
god she is so dull. i sincerely wish that she would stay at home and get at least a bit fatter. she is too haggard and hard faced.
can she plllllllleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaseee stop posing with her legs spread! She is as old as my mom and every time i see that it just grosses me out. for th elove of god lady, close those damn legs!!!!!
Madonna est une vieille pute qui refuse de vieillir.
Eh Mémé, tu vois pas que t'es la plus vulgos de toutes ?
Diet and exercise. ok. But maybe being worth half a billion dollars also helps just a little also.
Nobody wants to see grandma in lingerie….
i am so conflicted about madonna. part of me admires her discipline and achievements, and the other part of me finds her sad and desperate and repugnant. most of her actual output is a bit lame, though she puts a lot of hard work into dressing it up and promoting it. she is in a position where she really doesn't need to be populist or lowest-common-denominator anymore. i wish she would apply some rigour to the content of her work.
Lord, I'm so tired of seeing "Her Boniness" trying to look provocative. All that work to try and beat the clock sounds rather tiring. I'd rather grow old gracefully. Give up up already Madonna. Everyone except you knows you're pushing 50.
she's so driven. she shouldnt tell everyone how driven she is though. make it look effortless, dahling.
SHE LOOKS FREAKING HOT, HONESTLY SHE HAS A BETTER BOD THEN THAT OF A 20 YEAR OLD!
Madonna rules!!!! She looks great and her new single is a big hit!!!!
GAH! I feel like I'm looking at stills from a horror movie… oh yes, it's coming to me… she reminds me of JIGSAW from the Saw movies! LOL
WoW she looks OLD. The black & white with fish nets is harsh very much a BlackGlama ad from the sixties "What Becomes a Legend Most" a blonde Judy Garland at the end……………….
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I can testify, it's pretty much fun to get off the ride, stay home and get fat. But hey, I want me some footless fishnets. Where she get dos?
thats so… nasty
madonna are you think . you still young ? you are old now !!!!!!, remember huh ????????? . i hope your next photo is better then now.
but acttualy I think tou crazy to take pose like that , you look sexy but nasty , sorry …
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HE DOESN'T HAVE
100,000 OF HIS OWN CHILDREN TO FIGHT HE 200 YEARS OF WAR,
TO FORGET IT. AMERICAN MOTHER'S AND FATHER'S ARE NOT GOING TO GIVE THEIR CHILDREN ANYMORE JUST SO THE REPUBICAN'S CAN BE RICHER THAN GOD. IT'S SICKNING, OVER
4,000 DEAD AND WHAT FOR? NO OSAMA BIN LADEN. I HOPE BUSH KNOWS THAT IF WE DON'T GET TO HANG HIM OR CUT HIS HEAD OFF THAT HIS " GOING TO WAR TO CAUGHT OSAMA FAILED". HE WON'T BE CONSIDERED A WINNER AT ANYTHING. GET BIN LADEN OR GET THE HELL OUT.
iehw your looking at a 50 year old womans ass! gross
oh please stay home and get fat who cares about u anymore your old crap spent your millions otherwise yours kids will do it for you grand ma
I don't think this has anything to do with sex anymore. I think this is just a big two fingers up to every other woman in the world, saying "HA! see how much better I am than you? No? LOOK AGAIN Bitches! I am a uber-mensch! worship me!"
What a little horror she is.
ah why why are we looking at that whore who can not ride a horse,and again not an orginal thought in her life
also spread and ready like philly cream cheese, ,she has got matres back,
aren't you supposed to rest your muscle groups between workouts? how many exercises can do you do for 3 hours a day every day?
1234 is very articulate in #11. I totally agree. Madonna is unmatchable and can do NO wrong. I love All her music. Everything. She has TOTAL class. Amen
Am I the only one who wants bitch to close her legs already. She is elderly….we don't want to see your hoo ha, Madonna. It was much more ripe in 1992.
Damn, dis bitch be smokin hot!!! Dat ass still look as fiine as it did when it was singin hoilday back in da day! Dayuum she be a fiine white sweet women. I be lovin dat 4 minutes track too. Big up to the queen ya'll!
Please Perez, stop calling this haggy, plastic bitch Her Madgesty? There is nothing royal about Madonna, a aging skank with a fake British accent, who wishes she was still 22. Well you're not 22 Madonna…ok? Be done with it & realize the only thing you are backing your ass up to is 50 years & not some hot guy.
hey guys, take a close look at the second pic….
is it just me or is something messed up with her right foot? or are my eyes playing tricks on me?
This is the last day I ever visit this site. I am SICK of Madonna.
Yes, WHITE MEN wish they had massive BROWN SNAKES like PUERTO RICAN men so they could give pleasure to WHITE WOMEN, but THEY CANNOT! The PUERTO RICAN MAN can give pleasure to the WHITE mothers, sisters, daughters and feed to them the MIGHTY BROWN SEED they need! BOW DOWN WHITE MEN TO THE GREAT PUERTO RICAN MAN!!! We are taking over this shit!!!!
Re: nadia – wow for a women you really don't even know how to respect another women by using the word FISH . I thought gay men only use that word to refer to a women ,and as a gay men every vagina smells like FISH, especially yours but maybe Madonna will be less smelly after all that is an expensive vagina unlike yours, cheap and a stale FISH
ALL I have to say is… I'm already sick of this woman before her new album has"dropped." She needs to chill out, and act her age. I could use a little more humble behavior and class. She could also be nicer to her husband, who she has been a royal BITCH to. Thanks!
I am boycotting perezhilton until the madonna shiz stops. It is so boringggg!!!!! The website is like a madonna shrine now. Let me know when every blog is not about her and then I will be back. Thanks.
Re: elle – bye, bye
YOU GO GIRL!
Re: Tony – Finally someone smart and such a relevant comment and so true !!!! You got to love all the haters who can't just ignore Madonna because they are just too dumb to realize that the more they talk about her no matter how negative it is , it works !!!!!!!! I say the same thing Thank you Haters , Thank you !!!!!
Re: WHITE MEN HAVE SMALL WEENIES!!! – what's so important about having a big dick if it's full of diseases such as HIV/AIDS virus ? and if the big dick is attach to a worthless piece of shit that collects welfare and can't even take care of their own children ,what good is it ???? No wonder there are so many Illegitimate children running around and not only Latin this goes for every race , useless breeders should either practice safe sex so we can prevent over population of any race for that matter . Skanks should close their legs and should not settle down for a douche bag with a big dick no matter what race , but I guess that is too much too ask besides that's why they are called USELESS SKANKS and DOUCHE BAG
BREEDERS .
Re: star kitten – trust me you will not be missed .
RE: WHITE MEN HAVE SMALL WEENIES!!!
-just one thing. Type in white male porn stars and then tell me white men don't have big ones…then go sit on one you fuckin whore…u probably need 6 brown slimy ones inside of you to feel pleasure becuz your twat is so big from having 16 kids…i have seen plenty of white men with big dicks…besides i'd rather be with someone white, employed, smart and attractive than be with an ugly, slimy spic spider monkey! hahahha.
guess what?? her legs are open again!!! she just can't keep them closed!! we sick of seein your granny vadge madge!! enough already. she is fuckin everywhere whoring herself to the media using only image and sex to sell!! to sell her crappy new song using JT and timbaland to get a hit record!! shame on you madonna!!! you egomaniac USER!! close your dam legs!!
Okay first off I've seen Madonna in person up close and that is NOT what she really looks like. They've totally airbrushed her face and definitely her MAN HANDS. She has hardcore veins on her arms and hands because of all the working out she does. No Joke. I've seen it in person and it was very disguisting. I could not believe how veiny her hands were when i saw them cuz i only saw what they showed in magazines. How much more muscular does she need to get? Her arms look manly now. She does not look feminine at all anymore except when she does photoshoots that airbrush EVERYTHING! Why can't she just be satisfied with moderately toned arms. Those look so healthy and feminine.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH……..I like Madonna but……….It is not like she is the next coming of Jesus. TOO MUCH…………
Re: lisa – Madonna never wanted to look like a bimbo or even wants to have a conventional feminine body . It's her body so I guess she can do whatever the fuck she wants with it ,think about it you are probably fat and that is your decision
Besides no one cares if you have seen her up close and personal.
Also she seems to have overlooked, "The best plastic surgery that money can buy." LIAR!
that is one expensive magazine! £3.30 for that?? lol
Good Lord - what is this?…Your version of National Madonna Month?…She's a 50-year old mom (granted, she is very well put together), but enough is enough. She was actually more interesting when she was younger and more spontaneous. Everything now is so staged.
P.S….how does she squeeze a little time for the kids in that driven lifestyle?Would prefer THREE hours a day of working out?…That's more than a bit obsessive, not to mention selfish and ridiculous. Father Time is gonna get you one day while you're having an oxygen facial - look out.
Re: Spread6 – hey dumb whore my name is K-A-H-L-I-L and if you're only happiness is raiding the Madonna topic then I proved my point ,listening to your squealing PIG WHORIA can make anyone STUPID that's why you're such a DUMB LAMB. Get off the computer and just enjoy your PIG IDOL while the SKANK wears outfits from WHORES FOR LESS . It's funny how I love to eat lamb chop but I will never eat DUMB LAMB FANS , can you imagine the diseases they are carrying not to mention it can make you DUMB, no thanks !!!!! By the way Whoria has 4 minutes to kill herself , I can't wait for her to have another " breakdown"
fucking CRAZY WHORE.
hope everything she does is a failure, don't buy it, don't look at it don't talk about it, maybe it will just GO AWAY