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Filed under: Canadialand > Alanis Morissette > Fill In The Blank

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With this new promo pic for her upcoming album, Alanis is trying to tell us __________.
Posted: April 2, 2008 at 6:45 pm

731 comments to “Fill In The Blank”

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  1. Koob says – reply to this


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    FIRST.

  2. lia says – reply to this


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    That's she's sexy… first?

  3. s says – reply to this


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    crack?

  4. cDQ says – reply to this


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    yo

  5. Bella says – reply to this


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    Even with a horse face, I'm still pretty hot.

  6. sleeeeeeeZ says – reply to this


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    i am steve tyler as a tranny

  7. Louise says – reply to this


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    …is a whore?

  8. Skye L says – reply to this


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    Eww! Ryan Reynolds! What the fuck were you thinking!! This pictures disgusting. I don't like her one bit.

    Also… first!

  9. sleeeeeeeZ says – reply to this


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    WAAAAAALK THIS WAY

    (into my crotch)

  10. An says – reply to this


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    SO GROSS! =(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

  11. jessaidfsdgs says – reply to this


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    sdgdghf

  12. jane_fondacats666@hotmail.com says – reply to this


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    #1,
    "look at my b00biez"

  13. mmmm says – reply to this


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    firstt!!!

  14. tkitt says – reply to this


    14

    that she is BUSTED!!!!

  15. Dee says – reply to this


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    the little Canadian with the huge voice is BACK BABY!!!!!

  16. bnu says – reply to this


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    she's saying….fuck me fuck me fuck me

  17. amad says – reply to this


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    NOT FIRST! she's old, tired, and horny!

  18. madison kay says – reply to this


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    first!

  19. mmmm says – reply to this


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    firsttttt!

  20. Kevin says – reply to this


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    that she's Cojo's twin brother?

  21. Fat Mario says – reply to this


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    is really on fire

  22. LB says – reply to this


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    That she's got BOOBS.

  23. LickMyNutz says – reply to this


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    THAT SHE LOOKS WAY BETTER THAN MOORIAH CAREY? LOL! ALANIS LOOKS GOOD HERE. ABOUT TIME SHE STOPPED LOOKING LIKE A DYKE.

  24. RayRay says – reply to this


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    First

  25. Tyriel says – reply to this


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    WOOHOO FIRST DAMMIT

  26. Chan Chan says – reply to this


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    that Ryan Reynolds was a douche!

  27. Sarah says – reply to this


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    She has a wonky eye?

  28. sdifjsj says – reply to this


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    first?

    1091823th?

  29. sb says – reply to this


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    that she's a tranny! haha oh alanis!

  30. blah says – reply to this


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    … that she wishes Madonna wasn't getting all the attention!

  31. maddie says – reply to this


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    FIRST OMG LOLOLOL….

    anyway she looks like a tranny :(

  32. G-Bo says – reply to this


    32

    She wants to be like Madonna too.

  33. sarah says – reply to this


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    how uneven and wonky her eyes are

  34. daniel says – reply to this


    34

    she is horny

  35. k says – reply to this


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    weird!!!!!

  36. eka says – reply to this


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    scarlett? who dat bitch?

  37. John says – reply to this


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    I wish I could be madonna.. was my first thought.. I love alanis 2 though so she can do it 2. ;)

  38. bob says – reply to this


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    that she's still hot

  39. woowee says – reply to this


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    Get splinters in her cooter or leave snail tracks on the balance beam…

  40. Yay says – reply to this


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    she looks…better?

  41. bathog says – reply to this


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    that she finally had a shower

  42. J Wo says – reply to this


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    that she is Sarah Jessica Parker's long-lost sister.

  43. hhmm says – reply to this


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    that she is all grown up…looks nice…more mature in a good way

  44. Lalo says – reply to this


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    She's baaaaaaack!! :D

  45. Red_Bull_Rocks says – reply to this


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    She's trying to pull a Madonna!!!

  46. frankfarter says – reply to this


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    i can be as hot as scarlette!!!!

    can't i????

  47. ck says – reply to this


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    "im copying madonna's pose in hard candy cover"

  48. kweth says – reply to this


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    she has hair again…and in more than one place!

  49. T says – reply to this


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    She is a hottieeee!!!

  50. GG says – reply to this


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    i miss ryan rutherford

  51. aelphaba says – reply to this


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    Her faced didnt age as well as her thighs?

  52. phil says – reply to this


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    that she has been cast as the lead in the remake of Flashdance!

  53. Lore says – reply to this


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    She's soooooo over Ryan ;)

  54. wh23 says – reply to this


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    i'm sexy?

  55. AllRight says – reply to this


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    I´m a drogadict

  56. paul tarwater says – reply to this


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    She's horny baby yeah, she wants to shag.

  57. deedee says – reply to this


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    Alannis does not need to resort to this kind of shit. Her songwriting and music speak for themselves. At least she isn't gutter whoring it like Mariah.

  58. dude looks like a lady? says – reply to this


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    to only look below the neck unless you are a transgender

  59. etez says – reply to this


    59

    that she likes wood in between her legs

  60. LoVePeReZ says – reply to this


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    …that her thighs are photo shopped and she wants us to know that she's an old lady that wants to pretend that she is sexy.

  61. Kats says – reply to this


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    She's trying to tell us, "I'm rubbing my vagina all over this block of wood I'm straddling."

  62. Lubes says – reply to this


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    a book about how to be a sellout, cowritten with jewel.

  63. Shannon says – reply to this


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    ….she's OLD!

  64. Lucius Vorenus. says – reply to this


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    "I am a drag queen"

  65. grinner says – reply to this


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    With this new promo pic for her upcoming album, Alanis is trying to tell us that she wants a job at American Apparel, and maybe get some with that skeezy owner guy.

  66. Lindsay says – reply to this


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    …that she can no longer afford hair, makeup, stylist or a professional photographer

  67. Flying seaman says – reply to this


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    Old but still fuckable

  68. lefty lady says – reply to this


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    She wants wood between her legs?

  69. julie says – reply to this


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    that she is trying out for the girls olympic gymnastics team!

  70. Ronim says – reply to this


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    say no to crack

  71. Jenny says – reply to this


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    Alanis is trying to tell us that her album has her bare. SHE is the album.

  72. Stephanie says – reply to this


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    she can't find her pants.

  73. maggie says – reply to this


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    Promote bikini waxes

  74. Capt. SNarKy says – reply to this


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    Hi! I'm not old, honest! Look at my boobs! Look at my crotch! Please! Do anything but look at the old woman lines on my face. Really, I'm much younger than Madonna…….

    Time to put the SeaHags out to pasture……

  75. snies says – reply to this


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    look! i have boobies

  76. ange says – reply to this


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    She's over that cunt who dumped her years ago.

  77. b says – reply to this


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    …that she's sexier than Scarlett Johansson. (But she's not.)

  78. SheGotFlavor says – reply to this


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    She looks banging.

    If anyone wants to make an extra $50-60 bucks a month check out this website
    http://bux3.com/?r=lemassabielle

  79. renee says – reply to this


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    I stopped coloring my hair six months ago, and while I can't find my pants, I'm fairly certain nobody will look past my awesome rack.

  80. joel s says – reply to this


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    that she's pulling a nelly furtado…whoring it up for attention

  81. prefab says – reply to this


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    …that she's past her angsty Jagged Little Pill stage and is willing just to let go and let things be.

  82. anthony says – reply to this


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    "…where wood goes in relation to her vajayjay."

  83. Chickie says – reply to this


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    That she's gotten much older.

  84. muffy says – reply to this


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    that she is still relevant.

  85. me says – reply to this


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    that not everyone should wear eyeliner under their eyes!

  86. Feez says – reply to this


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    I'm a TRANNY

  87. Eee says – reply to this


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    wow, she looks haggard!

  88. haleigh says – reply to this


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    shes horny and needs a tan!

  89. cjg says – reply to this


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    that she became a whore?

  90. nicky says – reply to this


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    still jaded but hotter

  91. cheelou says – reply to this


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    my crotch is two inches wide

  92. Flangie nopants says – reply to this


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    …. that she has vaginal thrush and can't sit properly as its uncomfortable and hurts when she wees…..

  93. Douchebag says – reply to this


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    With this new promo pic for her upcoming album, Alanis is trying to tell us that she can make that block of wood disappear into her crack.

  94. EXPRESSYOBRITNEYY'ALL says – reply to this


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    THAT'S SHE'S SHOWING HER BRITNEY!!!!!!

  95. sable says – reply to this


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    that she's too old to be straddling shit!!

  96. West Hollywood says – reply to this


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    that she can be sexy too . I love her :)

  97. lola says – reply to this


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    shes squishing her boobs together with her arms - trying waaay too hard

  98. EXPRESSYOBRITNEYY'ALL says – reply to this


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    Re: Lindsay – HAHAHAHAH ROFLLMAO OH MY GOD THIS IS HILLARIOUS SISTA

  99. mo says – reply to this


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    shes open for business

  100. aubrey says – reply to this


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    look at ma sexy man legs. ;)

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