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With this new promo pic for her upcoming album, Alanis is trying to tell us __________.

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With this new promo pic for her upcoming album, Alanis is trying to tell us __________.
FIRST.
That's she's sexy… first?
crack?
yo
Even with a horse face, I'm still pretty hot.
i am steve tyler as a tranny
…is a whore?
Eww! Ryan Reynolds! What the fuck were you thinking!! This pictures disgusting. I don't like her one bit.
Also… first!
WAAAAAALK THIS WAY
(into my crotch)
SO GROSS! =(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
sdgdghf
#1,
"look at my b00biez"
firstt!!!
that she is BUSTED!!!!
the little Canadian with the huge voice is BACK BABY!!!!!
she's saying….fuck me fuck me fuck me
NOT FIRST! she's old, tired, and horny!
first!
firsttttt!
that she's Cojo's twin brother?
is really on fire
That she's got BOOBS.
THAT SHE LOOKS WAY BETTER THAN MOORIAH CAREY? LOL! ALANIS LOOKS GOOD HERE. ABOUT TIME SHE STOPPED LOOKING LIKE A DYKE.
First
WOOHOO FIRST DAMMIT
that Ryan Reynolds was a douche!
She has a wonky eye?
first?
1091823th?
that she's a tranny! haha oh alanis!
… that she wishes Madonna wasn't getting all the attention!
FIRST OMG LOLOLOL….
anyway she looks like a tranny
She wants to be like Madonna too.
how uneven and wonky her eyes are
she is horny
weird!!!!!
scarlett? who dat bitch?
I wish I could be madonna.. was my first thought.. I love alanis 2 though so she can do it 2.
that she's still hot
Get splinters in her cooter or leave snail tracks on the balance beam…
she looks…better?
that she finally had a shower
that she is Sarah Jessica Parker's long-lost sister.
that she is all grown up…looks nice…more mature in a good way
She's baaaaaaack!!
She's trying to pull a Madonna!!!
i can be as hot as scarlette!!!!
can't i????
"im copying madonna's pose in hard candy cover"
she has hair again…and in more than one place!
She is a hottieeee!!!
i miss ryan rutherford
Her faced didnt age as well as her thighs?
that she has been cast as the lead in the remake of Flashdance!
She's soooooo over Ryan
i'm sexy?
I´m a drogadict
She's horny baby yeah, she wants to shag.
Alannis does not need to resort to this kind of shit. Her songwriting and music speak for themselves. At least she isn't gutter whoring it like Mariah.
to only look below the neck unless you are a transgender
that she likes wood in between her legs
…that her thighs are photo shopped and she wants us to know that she's an old lady that wants to pretend that she is sexy.
She's trying to tell us, "I'm rubbing my vagina all over this block of wood I'm straddling."
a book about how to be a sellout, cowritten with jewel.
….she's OLD!
"I am a drag queen"
With this new promo pic for her upcoming album, Alanis is trying to tell us that she wants a job at American Apparel, and maybe get some with that skeezy owner guy.
…that she can no longer afford hair, makeup, stylist or a professional photographer
Old but still fuckable
She wants wood between her legs?
that she is trying out for the girls olympic gymnastics team!
say no to crack
Alanis is trying to tell us that her album has her bare. SHE is the album.
she can't find her pants.
Promote bikini waxes
Hi! I'm not old, honest! Look at my boobs! Look at my crotch! Please! Do anything but look at the old woman lines on my face. Really, I'm much younger than Madonna…….
Time to put the SeaHags out to pasture……
look! i have boobies
She's over that cunt who dumped her years ago.
…that she's sexier than Scarlett Johansson. (But she's not.)
She looks banging.
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I stopped coloring my hair six months ago, and while I can't find my pants, I'm fairly certain nobody will look past my awesome rack.
that she's pulling a nelly furtado…whoring it up for attention
…that she's past her angsty Jagged Little Pill stage and is willing just to let go and let things be.
"…where wood goes in relation to her vajayjay."
That she's gotten much older.
that she is still relevant.
that not everyone should wear eyeliner under their eyes!
I'm a TRANNY
wow, she looks haggard!
shes horny and needs a tan!
that she became a whore?
still jaded but hotter
my crotch is two inches wide
…. that she has vaginal thrush and can't sit properly as its uncomfortable and hurts when she wees…..
With this new promo pic for her upcoming album, Alanis is trying to tell us that she can make that block of wood disappear into her crack.
THAT'S SHE'S SHOWING HER BRITNEY!!!!!!
that she's too old to be straddling shit!!
that she can be sexy too . I love her
shes squishing her boobs together with her arms - trying waaay too hard
Re: Lindsay – HAHAHAHAH ROFLLMAO OH MY GOD THIS IS HILLARIOUS SISTA
shes open for business
look at ma sexy man legs.