Guilty!
A Canadian provincial judge found Nickelback singer Chad Kroeger guilty of drunk driving on Tuesday.
Write a song about that, rockstar!
In June 2006, Kroger decided to drive his $175K Lamborghini (showoff!) at 160km/hour down a Surrey, Canada street with a blood alcohol content exceeding .08. His reading was a .14!!!
It is a good thing that he didn't kill someone or hurt himself.
The frontman didn't appear in court during his fragmented trial, which was heard in Surrey in November and January.
Way to be a man, Chad!
Kroger's lawyer Marvin Stern asked the judge to postpone sentencing until the appeal process has run its course, but the judge declined — he wants the singer in court for the sentencing on May 1st.
Stern said his client is in Europe, recording or producing music. "I'm not exactly sure (which)," he said.
Hopefully neither.
Nickelback sucks farts!
[Image via WENN.]
Sweet Sixteen
Heartbroken Oprah
sucks!
Yay! …it's about time.
NickelBack is awesome!!!
You're just a GIANT DOUCHBAG Perez!!!
It's "write," not "right." Geeze Perez, go back to third grade.
"Right a song about that"
Way to go.
Perez, please copyedit!!
first!
"right" a song?
Yes, WHITE MEN wish they had massive BROWN SNAKES like the PUERTO RICAN man so they could give pleasure to WHITE women, but THEY CANNOT!!! The PUERTO RICAN man can give pleasure to the WHITE daughters, sisters, mothers and feed to them the MIGHTY BROWN SEED THEY NEED!. Bow Down WHITE MAN to the GREAT PUERTO RICAN MAN! We are takin over this shit!
Hey PErez, Tara REid travels all over the place, and hasn't made any real money in years. I'm just curious, how does she get money? Is she hiring herself out or did she actually save all her money and never spend a cent and is now taking bargain flights etc…? Lets hear your thoughts.
Heh. It is WRITE genius…
You spelt "right" instead of "write"
got what he deserved…2nd??
DUI'S ARE COMMON BUT DRIVING 160 MPH IS OUTTA CONTROL
poor bastard
Re: Da Darkness – I SECOND THAT
hahaha idiot
its "WRITE a song" not "RIGHT a song"
It's "WRITE" not "RIGHT"
Who doesn't get a DUI nowadays?
I HATE THE RINGS HE HAS ON
Omg. He placed the 'milliona irefri ends com' ad. It is said he is looking for love online, because a friend of his found “true love” there.
i hate neickelback, they suck balls
You suck Perez!! Wasn't right what he did but you mess up all the time yourself!!
amazing how ignorant you can be… can't even spell properly. Douchebag.
awwww prezzel, auntie loves nickelback. all rockstars have demons/vices - even the great pp!
Aunque esto no pinte nada aquí…lo pongo! Angel, tranquilo que harás MISION IMPOSIBLE 6 (la 7 la 8 y la 9 y más!) jaja porque Tom Cruise es más bajito,y solo te llega a la mitad!Y eso no quiere decir que harás de doble,aun q moles el doble!
RIGHT a song about that? Perez
Re: WHITE MEN HAVE SMALL WEENIES!!! – OKAY YOU"RE A LOSER. LAST WEEK YOU WERE A BLACK MAN WRITING THIS SHIT, NOW YOU'RE A PR. WHAT'S NEXT WEEK, AN ASIAN? I THINK SECRETLY YOU'RE A WHITE MAN WRITING ALL THIS SHIT.
Yeah, I like to RIGHT songs too…
it's "write," you fat fuck.
WRITE - not right > Right a song about that, rockstar!
PEREZ SUCKS FARTS.
i think it's "Write" a song not "right" a song
Same shit.. different day… another 'celeb' (stated loosely) in trouble. They are human too.
But, Nickelback does suck… admit it people… Any 5th grader could right a song all in rhyme with no substance..
Perez! Canada is not a province, it is a country. Saying Surrey, Canada is just like saying Miami, USA. Does Miami not reside in Florida? Do you not trust your readers will know where British Columbia is? For someone so articulate, Perez…
RIGHT A SONG??
Nickelback songs all sound the same. I hate them! Too bad he didn't crash and seriously hurt himself-that's what he gets for making that SHITTY music!
Re: Chatfly – GO THE FUCK AWAY ALREADY!!!!
Yup, N-Back is definitely fart suckers
ONE OF THE LAMEST BANDS EVER!!! I hope the judge sentenced him not to make any more records. Also lamest jacket ever on the pictrue. Listen people just because stars where Chrome Harts and Ed Hardy does not make that crap look cool. TOTAL FAG!! Sorry Perez, but it fits.
Hey nickelback is a little annoyinh but only cuz the play them so much on the radio
Re: Clippy – You spelled 'spelt' instead of spelled.
"Write" not "Right"
Another one! More common than you think. Read the stats. Scary! I wonder if Perez ever drove while tipsy or on Meth…Nah. He's PEREFCT!
Ya heard one Nickleback tune ya heard them all, yawn.
Re: Clippy – If you are going to pick on grammer, "spelt" is not a word. You are meaning to use "spelled".
HEY YOU GENIUS TRY "WRITE" A SONG NOT "RIGHT" A SONG. GRAMMAR MUST NOT BE YOUR STRONG POINT
At least he's more talented than that Mikka fuckhead you always right about. If he wasn't a total flamball you would never even mention him. Just because Mikka's gay doesn't mak him good. Love the website regardless.
This guy is a fag, and Nickelback is shit music. In a Playboy interview, he was talking about how he sucks his own dick for beer.
p.s. nickelback does suck monkey balls, they need to die
lolz.. i dont really like nickelback :/
but i do like these people
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Re: zeb – FYI: The article said he was driving 160 KILOMETERS per hour not MILES per hour. That converts to about 99.5 miles per hour. Still way too fast.
Nickelback is a great band! It is YOU who sucks farts I believe.
yes…nickleback sucks. but a .14? that aint shit. why the hate perez? douche. hell a .08 is ONE beer. so you make the guy out to be a dick after 2 beers? get a life.
NICKBAG SUCKS DIRTY ASS!
Seriously, why do these guys make money? Seems like everyone hates them
Nickelback? I hate Sony… I can't wait for you to start writing about Britney again.
Perez, I am always correcting your annoying spelling and grammar …it is "Write" not right
I am from Surrey, and even around here this goof gets no respect!!! My girls and I saw him out 2 weeks ago at the Mirage and he was there partying with a bunch of whores. He was getting laughed at hard!!!
i love nickelback. they do not suck. that is something i have to totally disagree on. although i strongly believe that no one shoud drink and drive we also have to remember everyone makes mistakes, no one is perfect. hes very lucky he did not hurt anyone.
The grammar you chose to use also sucks farts!
It's spelt WRITE….
Cock.
drunk driving is a FELONY in Canada!!!
PUT THAT DOUCHE BAG AWAY FOR GOOD…
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE….THAT SHIT OF A ROCK GOD SHIT MUSIC THEY MAKE MAKES ME WANNA HURL EVERYTIME…..GO AWAY ALREADY PRICKELBACK
C'mon, Nickelback isn't that bad of a band, I don't know why everyone dislikes them so much… And he's REALLY nice too. I live in Vancouver and I ran into him while I was out at The Roxy! However, he does need to cut that mop on his head that he likes to call hair.
DO YOU MEAN ""WRITE" A SONG ABOUT THAT ROCKSTAR"????? TYPEOOOOO PEREZ…….!!!!!!!!
Type in white male porn stars and then tell me that white men don't have big ones…then go sit on one you stupid spic whore…u probably need 6 brown slimy snakes in you to feel pleasure since your twat is so loose from having 16 welfare babies you whore…. i have seen plenty of white men with big dicks…. besides i would rather have someone white, smart, employed and attractive than to have a crackhead, ugly, stupid, slimy, monkey face island monkey puerto rican in my bed. hahahha
Ugh, I hope he goes to jail and then retires.
Nickelback is the most talentless, shitty ass band I've ever heard. Ever.
Rot in hell Chad.
haha.. right a song haha… and surrey, bc.
hahah SURRY = SLURRY i bet he was leaving
M I R A G E
"A Canadian provincial judge found Nickelback singer Chad Kroeger guilty of drunk driving on Tuesday.
Right a song about that, rockstar!"
That's "WRITE", not "right", dipshit. You are supposed to be a journalist…pick up a dictionary every now and then.
It is write nor right. learn to spell fruitcake.
Re: sexyndacity – Why does it have to be a white guy writing these??? How do you know it's not a little black miget with anger issues???
Re: BC Where? – Excellent Point! I was actually coming on here to say the same thing. We have provinces, just like you have states, let's use them!
Hey Perez, nice work: "RIGHT a song about that"?? ur a fuckin idiot.
NICKELBACK SUCKS! I have to change the channel each time they are on. That fucking voice grates on my last nerve.
oh my god i am from surrey what the hell hahaa! ONLY IN SLURREY! damn we have a rep around the world eh!
"Right a song"????!!!! Yeah, pretty clear Perez' mom or sister wrote this one. DUUUUHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Perez,
Nickelback is a great rock band. Some douchebags (yourself included) bash them because they are commercial. Well, in the real music world being commercial means being successful. They have way more substance than most of the up and comers that you promote. I don't even feel like going on about the no talent bands that your shit smelling cock gives plugs to constantly..
Stick to things you know about i.e. taking it up the pooper, atrocious outfits, Dita von Teese, Brangelina and all the other extremely shallow bullshit that you immerse yourself in because, in reality, you have no reality. You write, and I say that loosely because with the amount of travel and buttsex that you partake in you cannot possibly be contributing much, about things that you will never have or be. You are a fad that is passing quickly…and I am extremely confident that you like to suck as many farts as you can squeeze in to your fat mouth.
N
So what if Nickelback is your favorite shitty band, he could have killed someone! Oh yeah but if it was some black rapper you rednecks would have been like omg what a stupid asshole and other horrible things that I will not repeat.
LOL IN SURREY!
i remember hee was arrested by the street by
my house
NICKELBACK SUCK
AND HE IS AN IDIOT.
lock him up .
Re: N –
Umm, they are not being bashed because they are commercial, they really do suck. You just have no taste.
nickelback and music don't belong in the same sentence. These fools are jack off's. They pretend like the rest of them. Fools making music for fools.
write? not right.
Who cares about the grammar, he got one thing right, Nickelback makes me sad to be Canadian, useless wastes of space.
Wow, another rock mess with a DUI. What a lovely example for our youth.
This jerks lawyer tried to get him off the charges of DUI by saying that they waited to long for the second blowin back at the station.Reason being is,the cop wanted to make sure his expensive Lamborghini was safely towed away before they left the scene.Everyone knows a car like that, left on the streets of Surrey BC is pretty much a goner and besides Chad when you blew back at the station your reading was way lower,but still chargeable.Im sick of these SPECIAL PEOPLE DUI CHARGES. iF I got nabbed for the same offence Id have my balls to the walls.
NB is awesome, it's your foul mother who sucks farts, you fat queer!
Hey don't blame the White man for this shit, it's always the jealous, umemployed nasty little Puerto Rican troll who starts all the problems. This fat spic really need to put down that crack pipe. hey, I ain't racist, much love to Fat Joe, I am just tellin it like it is. This island monkey Puerto Rican spic is off the chain. Hey ya'll my new album is about to drop.
NickelBack Sucks? You just lost me on that one, I guess making hit record after hit record in this shit of an economy means you suck….wow you are a smart one Perez…!
What a shame the couche bag wasn't killed. Hopefully he'll do it again and get it right this time when he wraps his car around a tree.
Re: blahblah – Hey idiot, he said he did it ONCE when he was a teenager. If you are going to rag on someone for something they said, at least get it right.
Love how you just absolutely HATE this guy for this, yet still fawn all over that cuntlett Nicole Bitchie who did the very same exact same thing and got of with a tap (Not even a fucking slap! a god damned tap!) on the wrist. At least be fucking consistant Perez. Jesus, this is an important issue (DUI( and yet You unfailingly continue to trivialize it by making it no big deal IF you "like" the fucking celebutard responsible. . .
oops I meant to say *douche bag
geez I need to check my spelling…
You do have generally good taste in music, but it's extremely typified. You come off as ignorant when the only music you tout is most commonly heard at a Gay video bar and bash all other types.
Nickelback is good. Maybe you should listen to a different type of music for once in your life.
Re: not really… – Roll your fucking eyes all you want…yes, they suck because all of their albums are multi platinum. Myself and the millions of others that bought their CD's are all mindless fools.
You sound like one of those Perezicious suckwads that is always trying to find the next new band at a small venue so you can say "I knew them when…" In America we call those people douchebags. Good luck with finding your next one hit wonder…and playing Dungeons and Dragons.
Nickleback's Chad K. is yuckers! Several years ago I was attending a function at a local club and he showed up all drunk with a trailor trash hoes on both arms it was sick he should have kept them at the strip club. I was introduced to him by a certain MM VJ but did not stick around. Chad K may have money from all of his tunes.. but honestly he has no class just crasss!
BTW #3 comment PEREZ ROCKS and if you like Chad K… u r the douchebag
if people can't take shit they shouldn't start it. Bitch trying to start shit between people because she is a poor, stupid slut without a job and no prospects. Jealous because this country doesn't give a rat's ass about her people so she tries to stir up between the groups that do make contributions to our nations culture while hers don't do anything except baseball.
Re: alison –
Re: BC Where? –
I don't think there is much point in naming Canadian provinces or territories on sites like this….most Americans are so dim-witted they can't even find their own towns on a map. Can't expect them to remember 10 provinces and 3 territories! They like to pick on immigrant minorities, yet they at least know where they came from and to where they went (the 'brains' of the country).
Nickelback DONT SUCK !!! your just mad because a CANADIAN has more talent and can sing better then half you YANKS !!! STUPID AMERICANS!!! NOW GO WRITE A SONG ABOUT THAT!!!ASSHOLES!!!!