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"Turner: Global Warming Will Cause Mass Cannibalism, Insurgents Are Patriots"

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Turner: Global Warming Will Cause Mass Cannibalism, Insurgents Are Patriots

Interviewed Tuesday for Charlie Rose's PBS show, CNN founder Ted Turner argued that inaction on global warming “will be catastrophic” and those who don't die “will be cannibals.” He also applied moral equivalence in describing Iraqi insurgents as “patriots” who simply “don't like us because we've invaded their country” and so “if the Iraqis were in Washington, D.C., we'd be doing the same thing.” On not taking drastic action to correct global warming:

Not doing it will be catastrophic. We'll be eight degrees hottest in ten, not ten but 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow. Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals.

Turner ridiculed the need for a big U.S. military, insisting “China just wants to sell us shoes. They're not building landing craft to attack the United States,” and “even with our $500 billion military budget, we can't win in Iraq. We're being beaten by insurgents who don't even have any tanks.” After Rose pointed out the Iraqi insurgents “have a lot of roadside bombs that kill a lot of Americans” and wondered “where do you think they come from?”, Turner answered:

I think that they're patriots and that they don't like us because we've invaded their country and occupied it. I think if the Iraqis were in Washington, D.C., we'd be doing the same thing: we'd be bombing them too. Nobody wants to be invaded.

    Posted: Apr 2, 2008 at 1:20 pm / Email this  »

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    1. fabulous says – reply to this


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      FaBULOUS MAN!

    2. Resident Jerk says – reply to this


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      So Firsty!

      http://tonalddrump.wordpress.com/

    3. Beth S says – reply to this


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      Good for him!

    4. hilary says – reply to this


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      SO TRUE.

    5. Schmadda says – reply to this


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      Sick, but I kinda agree.

    6. aydno1 says – reply to this


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      UGH.

    7. dmf says – reply to this


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      HE HIT HIT TE NAIL ON THE HEAD! TO BAD NOTHING WILL CHANGE UNTIL ITS TOO LATE>>>> WER"RE ALL FUCKED

    8. Kate says – reply to this


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      Not that I completely agree with everything he said, but he does have a valid argument.

    9. akuma says – reply to this


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      he's right.

    10. WFT says – reply to this


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      This man has gone crazy

    11. Margot says – reply to this


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      Such a looooooooooooooooooooooser.

    12. master patrick says – reply to this


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      hmmmmmmmmm*

    13. akuma says – reply to this


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      second!

    14. mega says – reply to this


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      ideas so idiotic, they don't deserve a comment.

    15. geez says – reply to this


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      **rolling eyes and walking away**

    16. neato says – reply to this


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      wow… someone wants some man meat

    17. who? says – reply to this


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      who is this nut?

    18. dena says – reply to this


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      first?

    19. peter says – reply to this


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      first again

    20. dena says – reply to this


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      Re: dena – damn that was really quick hahah

    21. Jessica Fan says – reply to this


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      Hey, They don't call Ted Turner "Mouth of The South" for nothing…

    22. neato says – reply to this


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      I do think Ted has a point…

    23. James says – reply to this


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      Fuck yeah! Finally some truth in this world

    24. cute says – reply to this


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      huh

    25. yeh says – reply to this


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      My neighbour already ate his son cuz of global warming

      ur next perez

    26. gegegegege says – reply to this


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      feh lulzzz
      wow interesting…………x

    27. BMM is UNO says – reply to this


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      woohoo #1

    28. NEW YORKERS DO IT BETTER says – reply to this


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      He makes a few very valid points- I think I like this guy now!

    29. Haley says – reply to this


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      Yikes.
      I like zombie movies, but…this vision is a little excessive.

    30. --- says – reply to this


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      Did you actually read it? Because he does make a lot of sense.

    31. caroaber says – reply to this


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      The Mouth from the South spoke some bitter truths, but he'll be attacked for it. Did "Hanoi Jane" rub off on him, or is it all Ted Turner?

    32. NEW YORKERS DO IT BETTER says – reply to this


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      Re: mega
      MEGA, YOU ARE A RETARD. STEP OUT OF YOUR RED STATE BULLSHIT AND TAKE A LOOK AROUND! AND STOP COMMENTING, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.

    33. exador says – reply to this


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      nothing to outrageous there…and he's right about the insurgents…
      its lunacy to think that when you invade a country, folks are going to line the streets and thank you for blowing them up…like 'hey joe..thanks for all the shock and awe…most impressive'.
      of course, most will read this and either ridicule him for his belief that something should be done about global warming, or say he's unpatriotic or something similar….

    34. art says – reply to this


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      I know that the majority of Americans will read this and think he is crazy, BUT he is right. We may not be forced to resort to cannabalism, but any outcome will be just as bad. That is, if the rest of the world doesnt first kill us all for being an imperialistic, greedy, murderous dictatorship.

    35. jesus, lol. says – reply to this


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      fuck yeah, dude!
      i can't wait to start eating people.

    36. evaki says – reply to this


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      although not worded very well, he does have a point… who wants to be invaded

    37. Karen says – reply to this


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      wow…the problem is : he isn't a politician so no matter what he says, it won't make a difference to those who make these decisions anyway…it seems that he is one of those people that says something like this to just get attention for something, not to really make a difference

    38. Jay says – reply to this


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      He's a very smart man, and it does make sense.
      Of course, no one wants our troops to be hurt or die.
      But if the Iraquis were in Washington, we'd all be fighting!

    39. leelee says – reply to this


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      maybe he's a little radical but i think that he has a point and what he's saying makes a lot more sense than a lot of shit i've heard lately on the issues. and isn't he right about the iraq thing? can't really argue with that, it's all about perspective.

    40. emil says – reply to this


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      Don't know about global warming, but he's right about Iraqis. Of course insurgents are patriots. You don't think that only Americans can be patriots, do you?

    41. MARACANAZO1950 says – reply to this


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      “In searching for a new enemy to unite us, we came up with the idea that the threat of global warming and the like would fit the bill…. The real enemy, then, is humanity itself.”

      Twenty-six major cities around the world turned off the lights on major landmarks, plunging millions of people into darkness to raise awareness about global warming, organisers said.

      Rome and London, and the South Korean capital Seoul, although not officially taking part, would turn off lights on some attractions or landmarks.

      The initiative began in Sydney last year and has become a global event, sweeping across 35 countries this year.

    42. dman says – reply to this


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      While he may not have used as much tact as he could have to explained, it is true. I'd like to see a video of this conversation to see how he really delivered his message. The lesson is Nature isn't scary unless you try to fight it.

    43. sam says – reply to this


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      http://therightangle2.googlepages.com/home
      perez read page 3 elton the elephant.
      could be you?!!!

    44. Heidi says – reply to this


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      Insurgents are murderers for religious beliefs, they would kill any infidel or homosexual on the spot, NO MATTER WHERE THEY WERE FROM. Also you can not be a patriot when you are not fighting for your own countries. 90% of insurgents are NOT Iraqis they are from other countries coming to participate in the big JIHAD. Hello idiots, they would kill you here if they could get to you…ya that is a Patriot.

    45. Insurgents=Patriots says – reply to this


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      DUH!! INSURGENTS ARE THE SAME AS PATRIOTS. WE JUST CHANGE THE NAME TO GAIN MORE SUPPORT TO OUR SIDE. ANY INVASION TO OUR SOIL WE'RE PATRIOTS, BUT IF WE INVADE ANOTHER COUNTRY THEY ARE INSURGENTS. AND FOR ALL THOSE WHO ARE THINKING ABOUT JOINING THE MILITARY, NO WARS WILL BE LIKE THE ONES OUR DADS & GRANDPARENTS FOUGHT IN. UNLESS BOTH TEAMS INVOLVED ARE WEARING UNIFORMS. WE ARE THE ONLY ONES DOING THIS & THE PEOPLE WE ATTACK LOOK JUST LIKE THE ONES WHO ARE JUST TRYING TO LIVE WHILE THEIR HOMES ARE GETTING THE SHIT BOMBED OUT OF THEM.

    46. buffy says – reply to this


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      See what happens to your brain after being married to Jane Fonda? AAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

    47. MARACANAZO1950 says – reply to this


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      Ted Turner and Bill Gates of buying into depopulation plans

    48. EVAN says – reply to this


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      Sad but true ……..

    49. IRAQI PEOPLE WANT US THERE says – reply to this


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      Re: hilary – All of you that agree with him ARE SOOOOO STUPID. The Iraqi people want US THERE. IT'S INSURGENTS FROM OTHER COUNTRIES THAT DON'T WANT US THERE.

    50. MARACANAZO1950 says – reply to this


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      Stephen Colbert made heavy reference to the Illuminati and their plan to depopulate the world, noting that he too can make strange hand signs and wants to be recruited. Whether Colbert takes depopulation seriously or not, it truly is a key part of the globalist’s plan for world domination– as documented

    51. fuzibunni says – reply to this


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      bet he voted for ron paul.

    52. yourmom says – reply to this


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      And where's the problem, all of which he said is accurate. If global warming continues we wont be able to grow crops or raise food, it will be a survival of the fittest environment. 2 thumbs up

    53. paul says – reply to this


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      Re: Resident Jerk – SO SLOPPY SECOND.

    54. MARACANAZO1950 says – reply to this


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      Colbert brings up the Illuminati in conjunction with Benjamin Fulford, a former Forbes magazine writer, who alleges that the Illuminati network seeks to use race-specific biological weapons to decrease populations to 500,000,000 in the whole world.

    55. GW says – reply to this


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      My sentiments exactly. Why isn't Ted Turner running for president?

    56. gossipmonger says – reply to this


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      So, basically what he's saying is, it's ok for you to kill your OWN people, just don't go anywhere else and kill the ones that are killing their own. Oh yeah, fabulous theory, Ted. Go back to peddling your bison burgers.

    57. j says – reply to this


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      sounds awful familiar to "The Road" by Cormac McCarthy

    58. MARACANAZO1950 says – reply to this


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      A Chinese secret society with 6 million members, including 1.8 million Asian gangsters and 100,000 professional assassins, have targeted Illuminati members if they proceed with world depopulation plans, according to Tokyo-based journalist.

      I Guess China is 1st on the list.

    59. citizen says – reply to this


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      no wonder he married jane fonda

    60. cat says – reply to this


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      ROTFLMAO… I always knew children wrote in, but the fact that you think we'll all resort to cannabalism is hysterical. When you get a bit older than the melodramatic stages of your early 20's or you die from old age (like Ted Turner should,) you will understand how rediculous such assumptions truly are.

      As for the Iraq thing. Hmm…the word DUH comes to mind. No one thinks that was a good ideea still, do they? DUH.

    61. Chicken Little says – reply to this


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      The sky is falling. The sky is falling. He looks like some good barbeque with a little tenderizer.

    62. MARACANAZO1950 says – reply to this


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      radical depopulation schemes have been published in a number of government documents. It is a major subject in the White House.

    63. Molly says – reply to this


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      Sad to say but he's EXACTLY RIGHT! Way to go Ted! Finally someone speaks the truth! Sorry everyone but the truth hurts and I give major props to those with the balls to say it!!!!!

    64. dgsg says – reply to this


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      Such a stupid man especially if you read interviews from the past…..

    65. MARACANAZO1950 says – reply to this


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      race-specific bioweapons sold to them by Israel.

    66. ~Lin~ says – reply to this


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      Mass Cannibalism, Insurgents Are Patriots,
      Using big words doesn't make you smart.

    67. MARACANAZO1950 says – reply to this


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      Dick Cheney mentions the use of race-specific bioweapons in future warfare!

    68. MARACANAZO1950 says – reply to this


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      Henry Kissinger endorsed major planks of the 1944 Royal Commission on Population, headed by George VI and included them in his NSSM 200 memorandum on population reduction, which lists 13 countries for specific targeting and mentions that “food is a weapon.” Clearly the United Nations and its subsidiaries also participate in pushing this agenda

    69. gossipmonger says – reply to this


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      If it were strictly Iraqis that were doing the killing, those would be valid points, but it's not. Not to mention the fact that they certainly don't mind killing plenty of their own people in the process. If it WERE just "patriotic insurgents", why are there so many Iraqis being killed? Kind of hard to justify "fighting against invaders" when you kill more of your own kind than the "invaders" do.

    70. MARACANAZO1950 says – reply to this


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      Also, many of the United States’ most wealthy contribute billions to population reduction programs, including Ted Turner, Bill Gates and Warren Buffett, just to name a few.

    71. MARACANAZO1950 says – reply to this


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      Prince Philip has stated his wish to return to earth as a deadly virus in order to cull human population. Dr. Eric Pianka, of the University of Texas, calls for 90% population reduction to stabilize the earth.

    72. MARACANAZO1950 says – reply to this


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      Even the esoteric Georgia Guidestones call for a world population of not more than 500,000,000.

    73. georgia says – reply to this


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      Re: Heidi – well said heidi. you actually know whats going on better than turner

    74. MARACANAZO1950 says – reply to this


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      “Effects of Scientific Technique”

    75. MARACANAZO1950 says – reply to this


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      “If there is not to be an endless succession of wars, population will have to became stationary throughout the world, and this will probably have to be done in many countries as a result of governmental measures….[or] War may become so destructive that, at any rate for a time, there is no danger of overpopulation.”

    76. ddddddana says – reply to this


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      this is not an original thought the cannibalism theory is actually from an anthony burgess novel titled "the wanting seed" so you can't crucify him for it

    77. Hans says – reply to this


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      Re: Heidi

      You're mixing up stuff here. A huge majority of insurgents are Iraqis. 90% of SUICIDE BOMBERS are NOT Iraqis. That's totally different. No one has called those idiots patriots.

    78. gossipmonger says – reply to this


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      YO GREEN FREAKS—-ASK TED IF HIS BUFFALO FOR STEAKS AND BURGERS HE SELLS, PLUS SUPPLIES HIS RESTAURANTS WITH, PRODUCE LESS METHANE THAN COWS. Yeah, Ted's a REAL global environmentalist.

      YOU PEOPLE ARE WORSE THAN FUCKING SHEEP.

    79. Wow says – reply to this


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      This man is clinically retarded. What a total effing tool, The idea of "Man Made" Global warming is INSANE NARCISSISTIC AND MORONIC - At Best!

      The fuckinG SCIENTISTS who SHARED the Nobel prize with your new god "The Gore"….DISAGREED WITH MUCH OF HIS THEORIES—-BECAUSE THEY UNDERSTAND THE ACTUAL SCIENCE!!! And SCIENCE > Theory.

      The fucking SUN is Getting hotter check the facts..MAN HAS NO BEARING ON THE TEMPERATURE OF THE GODDAMN SUN. And the rate at which "Humans" actually add to the warming of the earths atmosphere is so minute it's silly to even consider.

    80. unwashmasses says – reply to this


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      Good to see the brainwashed lefties sucking the teat of ignorance. The insurgents in Iraq aren't patriots because they are comprised of two groups - foreign fighters who are in Iraq solely to sow discord, create anarachy, fight U.S. troops and destabilize a fragile DEMOCRATIC Iraqi government and ex-Saddam loyalists who seek largely the same. To equate these villains with legitimate patriotism shows the small-mindedness of liberal thinking. And not every country is against invasion. I know history is a minor inconvenience to lefties, but I don't recall the French rising up against U.S. liberation during World War II. Just as I can remember thousands of Iraqis lining the streets and cheering our tanks parading through Baghdad. Ted Turner is a moron. Always has been, always will be. He is only rich because his daddy left him a bundle. Anyone who would marry Jane "I just dropped the c-word on live TV" Fonda is prime for the nuthouse.

    81. Say it as it is says – reply to this


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      He may have put it into some flamboyant terms, but whe HE IS RIGHT HE IS RIGHT!!!!!!!
      LOL :)

    82. dylan says – reply to this


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      This is not a Headline of the "weak". This is the headline of the Century. Yes, it's a dramatic perspective on the situation…but does it not take a dramatic perspective to get people's attention these days. Quite frankly, Perez, given your political views I'm surprised that you're not embracing this.

    83. Luke says – reply to this


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      I love how people think this is ridiculous. Cannibalism exists in times of major famine, happened in Hong Kong in the late 1800s happening in N. Korea now.
      So he's probably right.

      Also the war in Iraq is illegal, insurgents are patriots, it's all relative.

    84. gossipmonger says – reply to this


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      Re: MARACANAZO1950 – Dude, step away from the kool-aid. You have seen "Conspiracy Theory" waaaaay too many times. Are you taking this directly from "Paranoid's Home Journal"?? You scare me more than a hunting trip with Dick Cheney.

    85. clayton says – reply to this


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      Did he just recently switch to Scientology??? Sounds like something they would predict

    86. Minnie says – reply to this


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      Somebody had to say it

    87. Doug says – reply to this


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      He does have valid points. They are a little too black and white, but he does have points. It's partly that we don't want to hear it, and partly because they aren't backed up by studies.
      Also one major point to note is that CNN probably won't report on this because even though Turner isn't on any decision making board for CNN he's still got some influence somewhere.

    88. HEAD SHOT=DEAD ZOMBIE says – reply to this


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      OH FUK YEAH!!!
      I KNEW THAT ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE WOULD COME IN HANDY SOME DAY!!!
      I CANT WAIT TO POP ME SOME ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    89. rmw102176 says – reply to this


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      This man is brilliant and should run for president. And I'm being totes serious.

    90. gossipmonger says – reply to this


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      Re: Luke – Yes, you are totally right, I'm POSITIVE the end of the world will go PRECISELY like "Mad Max" or "Waterworld". Oh Hollywood, how you do inspire the imagination.

    91. This sucks says – reply to this


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      Look at the movie SOILENT GREEN.
      Ted Turner is right.

    92. sarah5434 says – reply to this


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      Go Ted Turner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    93. Sydney says – reply to this


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      Well, now we know how he was married to traitor Jane Fonda for so long.
      Patriots???? Patriots love their country and fight for it because it is the right thing to do, not because they want to have power over another group and dictate thier ass backwards belief…Insurgents are just like gang members. They revel in creating fear and pain, ruling by intimidation and terror.
      This A-hole talks and talks, but provides no solutions…

    94. gegeg says – reply to this


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      Uhh.. he is right about the insurgents.. duh

    95. gossipmonger says – reply to this


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      Re: MARACANAZO1950 – Yeah, there's a secret society with 6 million members IN A COMMUNIST COUNTRY??????? Come on back to Rationalland, honey, you have officially gone waaaaay the fuck out there.

    96. wow says – reply to this


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      ABSOLUTELY DEAD ON!!!!

      THANK GOD SOME AMERICANS STILL HAVE BRAINS!!!

    97. truth says – reply to this


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      I agree with him 100 percent… Too bad everyone is living in the delerium that everything is fine.
      WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!! Truth is waiting for you.

    98. John says – reply to this


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      Fuck this senile old communist bastard, and fuck all of you who agree with his warped point of view.

    99. angela says – reply to this


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      my kinda guy

    100. jeannine says – reply to this


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      shut up shut up shut up i have a child so shut up i want him to have a wonderful long happy life so shut up with this crap

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