Mimi's Demands
Filed under: Anglophilia > Mariah Carey
At a CD signing in London on Tuesday, photographers were ordered to only take shots of the right side of Mariah Carey's face.
She knows what works for her!
From the left side, Mimi looks like THIS!
Posted: April 2, 2008 at 4:20 pm
DIVA
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ew, that is HEINOUS of her.
what an ugly soul!
4th…
that's because there's a full ham hanging out the other side.
your an idiot!!!!!
She's been that way her whole career. She says that it is her "good" side.
yikes….
LMAO!! You're such a bitch.
LOVE IT! Gotta know your angles- like Tyra says! Mimi rocks!
Mariah is what you call a true performer and diva, she has the voice, looks, and style. These wannabes need to takes notes, why do you think shes been around since her debut in 1990 and the #1 hits keep coming!
She a DOG any way you look at her!!
then she better stick to the right sad cuz that is one ugly mug.
geez i love photoshop!!! they can make that skanky whore look decent!
April fools was yesterday Perez.
omg im so happy for mariahhh!!!
TOUCH MY BODY IS NOW HER 18TH #1 !!!
I CANT WAIT FOR THIS ALBUM!! SHES AMAZINGGG
AND SHES SOO BEAUTIFULL!!
I LOVE YOUUMARIAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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That's because her left side looks like Perez's anus.
haha oh wow I was not expecting that link to lead to rumour willis. I laughed my ass off.
The best
LOVE HER!
Home girl knows and shame on you for comparing her to rumer yuck
hahah.. that actually made me chuckle a little.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THE LINK IS HILARIOUS!!!
That's because the left side is the dark side and rilly Mariah is not as sugar and spice as she looks is she? She's a bit of a bitch.
bakahasod; 10th
10th!!!!?????
well atleast she proves that you dont have to be a skinny bitch to be beautiful! because she is far from bein skinny. i mean she's not fat…just realy fit.
Yep…she's a DIVA!
ARE U A DIVA PEREZO!!!!!!!!!????!!!!
omgg i love mariahh shes amazingg im so happyyy for herrr touch my body is now her 18th number 1!!!
i love herr shess so talented and shes soo beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO MIMI WE LOVE U!
I wonder what her left side looks like? really!??!
LOL, THEY LOOK ALIKE…POOR MIMI NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE RUMOR….OUCH, KNEW SHE WAS FUG, BUT DAME MIMI SI LOOKING OLD NOW! MAYBE SHE NEEDS TO GAIN BACK THAT 40POUNDS THAT SHE LOST…..POOR MIMI….FIRST HER SINGLE BOMBS IN UK, WHILE HER MAJESTY IS #1 AND NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE RUMOR…..I AM THINKING SHE WILL GO CRAZE B4 THE WEEK IS OVER!!!!
M=RUMER 2 ……………..LOL, THEY LOOK ALIKE…POOR MIMI NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE RUMOR….OUCH, KNEW SHE WAS FUG, BUT DAME MIMI SI LOOKING OLD NOW! MAYBE SHE NEEDS TO GAIN BACK THAT 40POUNDS THAT SHE LOST…..POOR MIMI….FIRST HER SINGLE BOMBS IN UK, WHILE HER MAJESTY IS #1 AND NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE RUMOR…..I AM THINKING SHE WILL GO CRAZE B4 THE WEEK IS OVER!!!!
DIVA EXTRAORDINARE!!
take that mimi.the sun is going down on you.
hahaha poor rumer willis, you're terrible about her. i side with mariah, my right side totally rocks and my left side sucks.
Right side, left side - doesn't matter, she is still UGLY as CRAP.
D.Y.I.N.G.
There is nothing like a cd cover with Mariah. It's all about the diva. Rumor almost looks like Jennifer Tilly but less sexy.
Good music is dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://a5.vox.com/6a00cdf3aaad25cb8f00cd97431dfd4cd5-500pi (copy & past) wait i found this on google mariah forgot her underwear, how come PEREZ never posted this!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just emailed it to him! i think it was recent!
Mariah carey does not look like that potatoe head from her left. Her left side could probably make up for how ugly that thing you call "rumour willis' is. HaHAhaHa!!!!!!
Go to www.cnn.com. There is a poll. Asking if you think USA is in a recession. Umm. I think most people KNOW that you are in a recession. Hello??
Oh my god…that is the funniest thing I have seen/you have done in a while.
Every Mariah post is passive-agressively negative. Every Madonna post is glowingly positive.
COULD YOU BE MORE OBVIOUS?
that's evil…rumor is …unique
that's hilarious!….but stop hating on Rumour (sp? - who the fuck cares)…uniqueness
Every Mariah post is passive-aggressively negative. Every Madonna post is glowingly positive.
COULD YOU BE MORE OBVIOUS?
most of those shots of Rumor were of her RIGHT side, moron
Lol…that is so wrong, but still soo funny!
hahaha i love the link to the left side !!!!!!!!!!!
fapfapfapfapfap….there, now she has baby batter on BOTH sides of her fuckin face!!!!
HOT!
She did that for Divas live
I HATE THIS SLAG. when will radio realize that her songs are stupid? Sometimes I really hate America.
HA! That was funny! Mimi is so hot
Perez you're so lame with the link!!! Why does this cd cover look like the last one?? I love MC but she needs to grow up and stop trying to be "sexy".
she is such a fucking diva. i hate her. she is like unsexier then sarah jessica parker x1000. she has that whole monkey nose and bitch attitude going on. mimi can go screw herself.
LMFAO!!!
Stop Hating Ms. Rumer Willis. She has done nothing to be called ugly, nor is she so physically appalling to be called as such.
THIS LITERALLY MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD AT THE LIBRARY WHEN THE LINK WENT TO RUMOR!!
she's so not "normal" as she claims. i've never seen such an over the top diva behavior. she poses when she sings, which is why she doesn't perform well, she is too obsessed with how she looks instead of how she sounds. she walks around carrying a glass of champagne, teeters on heels it situations when heels are totally not called for walks and talks in a very odd way, and yes, although she denies it, you will rarely see a left shot of her, lol. so, she ain't normal by any means, but i do really love her voice, if she would just use it to its potential and focus on it instead of all the diva behavior….
**********IM a huge huge madonna fan but MARIAH CAREY just broke Elvis' 17th record!!! Obviously even Madonna will take a heck of an effort to beat her. SO LISTEN UP! LISTEN UP!
"Once again nothin' jumpin' up in MADONNA's place,
Sick of her berry buzzin' all in my face,
Way too much to tolerate,
Time to roll,
Y'all know I gots to migrate."
YUP PEOPLE!
"From Madonna to Mariah, I'll MIGRATE!!!"
"Fellas best believe, it's time to migrate."
YEAH! just heard Mariah's "Migrate" song and it blew me away!!! Her lyrics is a dope!!!
I'm FREE AND IM OFFICIALLY LAMBS NOW!!!
Buh-BYE Madge!!!
she's taking a cue from her ex luis miguel, he does the same thing. right side only
IM a huge huge madonna fan but MARIAH CAREY just broke Elvis' 17th record!!! Obviously even Madonna will take a heck of an effort to beat her. SO LISTEN UP! LISTEN UP!
"Once again nothin' jumpin' up in MADONNA's place,
Sick of her berry buzzin' all in my face,
Way too much to tolerate,
Time to roll,
Y'all know I gots to migrate."
YUP PEOPLE!
"From Madonna to Mariah, I'll MIGRATE!!!"
"Fellas best believe, it's time to migrate."
YEAH! just heard Mariah's "Migrate" song and it blew me away!!! Her lyrics is a dope!!!
I'm FREE AND IM OFFICIALLY LAMBS NOW!!!
Buh-BYE Madge!!!
======IM a huge huge madonna fan but MARIAH CAREY just broke Elvis' 17th record!!! Obviously even Madonna will take a heck of an effort to beat her. SO LISTEN UP! LISTEN UP!
"Once again nothin' jumpin' up in MADONNA's place,
Sick of her berry buzzin' all in my face,
Way too much to tolerate,
Time to roll,
Y'all know I gots to migrate."
YUP PEOPLE!
"From Madonna to Mariah, I'll MIGRATE!!!"
"Fellas best believe, it's time to migrate."
YEAH! just heard Mariah's "Migrate" song and it blew me away!!! Her lyrics is a dope!!!
I'm FREE AND IM OFFICIALLY LAMBS NOW!!!
Buh-BYE Madge!!!
not suprised. she must think her shit don't stink either. Who cares. Once a fatty always a fatty! mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
IM a huge huge madonna fan but MARIAH CAREY just broke Elvis' 17th record!!! Obviously even Madonna will take a heck of an effort to beat her. SO LISTEN UP! LISTEN UP!
"Once again nothin' jumpin' up in MADONNA's place,
Sick of her berry buzzin' all in my face,
Way too much to tolerate,
Time to roll,
Y'all know I gots to migrate."
YUP PEOPLE!
"From Madonna to Mariah, I'll MIGRATE!!!"
"Fellas best believe, it's time to migrate."
YEAH! just heard Mariah's "Migrate" song and it blew me away!!! Her lyrics is a dope!!!
I'm FREE AND IM OFFICIALLY LAMBS NOW!!!
Buh-BYE Madge!!!++++++
IM a huge huge madonna fan but MARIAH CAREY just broke Elvis' 17th record!!! Obviously even Madonna will take a heck of an effort to beat her. SO LISTEN UP! LISTEN UP!
"Once again nothin' jumpin' up in MADONNA's place,
Sick of her berry buzzin' all in my face,
Way too much to tolerate,
Time to roll,
Y'all know I gots to migrate."
YUP PEOPLE!
"From Madonna to Mariah, I'll MIGRATE!!!"
"Fellas best believe, it's time to migrate."
YEAH! just heard Mariah's "Migrate" song and it blew me away!!! Her lyrics is a dope!!!
I'm FREE AND IM OFFICIALLY LAMBS NOW!!!
Buh-BYE Madge!!!)))))
IM a huge huge madonna fan but MARIAH CAREY just broke Elvis' 17th record!!! Obviously even Madonna will take a heck of an effort to beat her. SO LISTEN UP! LISTEN UP!
"Once again nothin' jumpin' up in MADONNA's place,
Sick of her berry buzzin' all in my face,
Way too much to tolerate,
Time to roll,
Y'all know I gots to migrate."
YUP PEOPLE!
"From Madonna to Mariah, I'll MIGRATE!!!"
"Fellas best believe, it's time to migrate."
YEAH! just heard Mariah's "Migrate" song and it blew me away!!! Her lyrics is a dope!!!
I'm FREE AND IM OFFICIALLY LAMBS NOW!!!
Buh-BYE Madge!!!8888888
Its time to migrate Ya'll!!!
MADONNA IS BORING
LMAO.
if i look like rumer from the left side i would wear a paper bag on my head
haha - funny Perez
WOW how many years has she been in the business and she still cant take a decent pic. what the fuck is she wearing?? she should take notes from Madonna….that bitch can take a pic.
Mariah sucks ass. Madonna rules!
When I was little, I actually heard that she had a deformed ear, and that's why her hair is always parted on one side, and always covers her ears. Who knows….maybe???
Hahahahah that was good perez
LOL THE REAL QUEEN ALSO BROKE ELVIS' RECORD THIS WEEK ASSWIPES. MADONNA HAS HER 37TH TOP TEN HIT ON THE CHARTS BEATING ELVIS AND WHOORIAH!!!!!!!
#5 - Scamp says – reply to this
that's because there's a full ham hanging out the other side.
Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Re: Austin – THE REAL REASON SHE DOESN'T LIKE PHOTOS TAKEN FROM THAT SIDE IS THAT SHE LOOK ALOT LIKE HER PROSTITUTE SISTER THAT DIED OF AIDS!!!!
LOL….SHE IS AN AZZ…THESE ARE THE THINGS I CANNOT GUT WITH MARIAH…..GET OVER UR MONKEY FACE GIRL
haha!!! That is the funniest thing I've seen all day!
Re: meow – tic toc. so mad.
# 21 Megan - ditto- laughed my ass off. Not expecting that at all.
does she even know what e=mc2 means? or did it just "sound cool"?
both sides..
LOVE THIS BITCH.
Everyone knows that Carey's former husband (Tommy Mattola) had huge influence with pop radio stations when he was president of Sony music corporation. This resulted in payola (the practice of paying off radio stations to play artists songs) which is supposed to be illegal. Now that she is at Island Def Jam her friend L.A. Reid is doing the same thing. A couple of years ago Sony along with other record labels were caught and fined for payola. This proves that when Carey was with the label she benefited from the actions of her label. Now Island Def Jam must be investigated. The government should go after these people just like they're going after athletes for steroid use. It is cheating, plain and simple and Miss Carey should be exposed for the fraud she and her record labels are perpetrating. Back in the 1990s she was sued in court three times for plagiarism (sampling other people's music without their permission) which she settled out of court for an undisclosed sums. This also proves she is dishonest and she most likely knew about her record labels practice of paying radio stations to play her music.
hahaha perez I love you!!
Ha ha I just got Rumor Rolled! LOL
MIMI's NOT DEAD..
Ha ha ha Perez. WHY do you hate Potato Head so much? Excuse me, Rumer Willis. Ha ha.
no metion on the fact that she just got her 18th #1 hit?????
Mariah is gorgeous but you Perez , on the otehr hand, look disgusting from ANY side possible!Poor you and Vadge:))Mariah has just scored immense success yet once again!Fat Hater!
A looong time ago (like 10 years) I did a stint at a publicist that handled Mariah and it's totally true that she will only be photographed on one side of her. It's written into everything she does and if you look back at archive photos she only ever poses on that side.
LMAO ..that is soooooooooooooooo funny the link to Potatoe Head implying Rumer is ugly ! Mimi Carey on the other hand looks FANTABULOUS !!
she's always the same. even her new album it sounds the same, she looks the same, fuck even the name is almost the same.
she's like a second hand slut.
its funny that perez has the nerve to make fun of mariah when he's ugly from ALL angels…and do I dare say ugly from within as well?
WE ALL KNOW SHE IS ONE OF THE MOST FUGLY PEOPLE IN THE INDUSTRY. THAT IS WHAT HAPPEN WHEN YOU MIX RACES. UGLY BITCH.
bahahhhahahhahahhahahahhahaha
I JUST REALIZED ITS TIME TO MIGRATE!!! I WAS WRONG WHEN I SAID I HATE MIMI BUT I ACTUALLY LOVE HER NOW THAT SHE BEATS ELVIS!!!