Mimi's Demands

Filed under: Anglophilia > Mariah Carey

At a CD signing in London on Tuesday, photographers were ordered to only take shots of the right side of Mariah Carey's face.

She knows what works for her!

From the left side, Mimi looks like THIS!

Posted: Apr 2, 2008 at 4:20 pm / Email this »

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ll says – reply to this

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DIVA
ll says – reply to this

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second
HAHA says – reply to this

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ew, that is HEINOUS of her.
what an ugly soul!
ll says – reply to this

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4th…
Scamp says – reply to this

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that's because there's a full ham hanging out the other side.
rae says – reply to this

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your an idiot!!!!!
Nathan says – reply to this

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She's been that way her whole career. She says that it is her "good" side.
meg says – reply to this

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yikes….
Milk Man says – reply to this

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LMAO!! You're such a bitch.
Dave says – reply to this

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LOVE IT! Gotta know your angles- like Tyra says! Mimi rocks!
MIMI FAN 4EVER says – reply to this

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Mariah is what you call a true performer and diva, she has the voice, looks, and style. These wannabes need to takes notes, why do you think shes been around since her debut in 1990 and the #1 hits keep coming!
gosh!! says – reply to this

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She a DOG any way you look at her!!
DADDY says – reply to this

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then she better stick to the right sad cuz that is one ugly mug.
jo-d says – reply to this

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geez i love photoshop!!! they can make that skanky whore look decent!
The Easter Bunny says – reply to this

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April fools was yesterday Perez.
stephanie says – reply to this

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omg im so happy for mariahhh!!!
TOUCH MY BODY IS NOW HER 18TH #1 !!!
I CANT WAIT FOR THIS ALBUM!! SHES AMAZINGGG

AND SHES SOO BEAUTIFULL!!
I LOVE YOUUMARIAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
ash says – reply to this

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1st
Lulu says – reply to this

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That's because her left side looks like Perez's anus.
Megan says – reply to this

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haha oh wow I was not expecting that link to lead to rumour willis. I laughed my ass off.
B-rad says – reply to this

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The best
gg says – reply to this

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LOVE HER!
EL$* says – reply to this

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Home girl knows and shame on you for comparing her to rumer yuck
felix says – reply to this

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hahah.. that actually made me chuckle a little.
Candy says – reply to this

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THE LINK IS HILARIOUS!!!
Lucy says – reply to this

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That's because the left side is the dark side and rilly Mariah is not as sugar and spice as she looks is she? She's a bit of a bitch.
sadfasd says – reply to this

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bakahasod; 10th
shan says – reply to this

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10th!!!!?????
cass says – reply to this

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well atleast she proves that you dont have to be a skinny bitch to be beautiful! because she is far from bein skinny. i mean she's not fat…just realy fit.
Yep…she's a DIVA!
ARE U A DIVA PEREZO!!!!!!!!!????!!!!
stephanie says – reply to this

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omgg i love mariahh shes amazingg im so happyyy for herrr touch my body is now her 18th number 1!!!

i love herr shess so talented and shes soo beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO MIMI WE LOVE U!
Flash says – reply to this

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I wonder what her left side looks like? really!??!
meow says – reply to this

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LOL, THEY LOOK ALIKE…POOR MIMI NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE RUMOR….OUCH, KNEW SHE WAS FUG, BUT DAME MIMI SI LOOKING OLD NOW! MAYBE SHE NEEDS TO GAIN BACK THAT 40POUNDS THAT SHE LOST…..POOR MIMI….FIRST HER SINGLE BOMBS IN UK, WHILE HER MAJESTY IS #1 AND NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE RUMOR…..I AM THINKING SHE WILL GO CRAZE B4 THE WEEK IS OVER!!!!
meow says – reply to this

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M=RUMER 2 ……………..LOL, THEY LOOK ALIKE…POOR MIMI NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE RUMOR….OUCH, KNEW SHE WAS FUG, BUT DAME MIMI SI LOOKING OLD NOW! MAYBE SHE NEEDS TO GAIN BACK THAT 40POUNDS THAT SHE LOST…..POOR MIMI….FIRST HER SINGLE BOMBS IN UK, WHILE HER MAJESTY IS #1 AND NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE RUMOR…..I AM THINKING SHE WILL GO CRAZE B4 THE WEEK IS OVER!!!!
courtney says – reply to this

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DIVA EXTRAORDINARE!!
rumor has 20 yr on mimi says – reply to this

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take that mimi.the sun is going down on you.
kris says – reply to this

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hahaha poor rumer willis, you're terrible about her. i side with mariah, my right side totally rocks and my left side sucks.
Mark says – reply to this

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Right side, left side - doesn't matter, she is still UGLY as CRAP.
Obsessed says – reply to this

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D.Y.I.N.G.
cicoair says – reply to this

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There is nothing like a cd cover with Mariah. It's all about the diva. Rumor almost looks like Jennifer Tilly but less sexy.
19 says – reply to this

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Good music is dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stephanie J says – reply to this

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http://a5.vox.com/6a00cdf3aaad25cb8f00cd97431dfd4cd5-500pi (copy & past) wait i found this on google mariah forgot her underwear, how come PEREZ never posted this!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just emailed it to him! i think it was recent!
mariahfan says – reply to this

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Mariah carey does not look like that potatoe head from her left. Her left side could probably make up for how ugly that thing you call "rumour willis' is. HaHAhaHa!!!!!!
Cindy says – reply to this

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Go to www.cnn.com. There is a poll. Asking if you think USA is in a recession. Umm. I think most people KNOW that you are in a recession. Hello??
Emmaloo says – reply to this

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Oh my god…that is the funniest thing I have seen/you have done in a while.
Matt says – reply to this

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Every Mariah post is passive-agressively negative. Every Madonna post is glowingly positive.

COULD YOU BE MORE OBVIOUS?
tan BTAZ says – reply to this

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that's evil…rumor is …unique
tan batz says – reply to this

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that's hilarious!….but stop hating on Rumour (sp? - who the fuck cares)…uniqueness
Matt says – reply to this

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Every Mariah post is passive-aggressively negative. Every Madonna post is glowingly positive.

COULD YOU BE MORE OBVIOUS?
JJ says – reply to this

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most of those shots of Rumor were of her RIGHT side, moron
tanya says – reply to this

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Lol…that is so wrong, but still soo funny!
KL says – reply to this

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hahaha i love the link to the left side !!!!!!!!!!!
crong says – reply to this

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fapfapfapfapfap….there, now she has baby batter on BOTH sides of her fuckin face!!!!
Merry says – reply to this

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HOT!
moo says – reply to this

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She did that for Divas live
seriously says – reply to this

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I HATE THIS SLAG. when will radio realize that her songs are stupid? Sometimes I really hate America.
Stacey says – reply to this

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HA! That was funny! Mimi is so hot
Candi says – reply to this

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Perez you're so lame with the link!!! Why does this cd cover look like the last one?? I love MC but she needs to grow up and stop trying to be "sexy".
kyla says – reply to this

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she is such a fucking diva. i hate her. she is like unsexier then sarah jessica parker x1000. she has that whole monkey nose and bitch attitude going on. mimi can go screw herself.
4:20 says – reply to this

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LMFAO!!!
Stop Hating says – reply to this

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Stop Hating Ms. Rumer Willis. She has done nothing to be called ugly, nor is she so physically appalling to be called as such.
mallory says – reply to this

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THIS LITERALLY MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD AT THE LIBRARY WHEN THE LINK WENT TO RUMOR!!
me says – reply to this

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she's so not "normal" as she claims. i've never seen such an over the top diva behavior. she poses when she sings, which is why she doesn't perform well, she is too obsessed with how she looks instead of how she sounds. she walks around carrying a glass of champagne, teeters on heels it situations when heels are totally not called for walks and talks in a very odd way, and yes, although she denies it, you will rarely see a left shot of her, lol. so, she ain't normal by any means, but i do really love her voice, if she would just use it to its potential and focus on it instead of all the diva behavior….
MADONNA FANS SAYS says – reply to this

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**********IM a huge huge madonna fan but MARIAH CAREY just broke Elvis' 17th record!!! Obviously even Madonna will take a heck of an effort to beat her. SO LISTEN UP! LISTEN UP!

"Once again nothin' jumpin' up in MADONNA's place,
Sick of her berry buzzin' all in my face,
Way too much to tolerate,
Time to roll,
Y'all know I gots to migrate."

YUP PEOPLE!

"From Madonna to Mariah, I'll MIGRATE!!!"
"Fellas best believe, it's time to migrate."

YEAH! just heard Mariah's "Migrate" song and it blew me away!!! Her lyrics is a dope!!!
I'm FREE AND IM OFFICIALLY LAMBS NOW!!!
Buh-BYE Madge!!!
ritzy periwinkle says – reply to this

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she's taking a cue from her ex luis miguel, he does the same thing. right side only
MEE TOO says – reply to this

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IM a huge huge madonna fan but MARIAH CAREY just broke Elvis' 17th record!!! Obviously even Madonna will take a heck of an effort to beat her. SO LISTEN UP! LISTEN UP!

"Once again nothin' jumpin' up in MADONNA's place,
Sick of her berry buzzin' all in my face,
Way too much to tolerate,
Time to roll,
Y'all know I gots to migrate."

YUP PEOPLE!

"From Madonna to Mariah, I'll MIGRATE!!!"
"Fellas best believe, it's time to migrate."

YEAH! just heard Mariah's "Migrate" song and it blew me away!!! Her lyrics is a dope!!!
I'm FREE AND IM OFFICIALLY LAMBS NOW!!!
Buh-BYE Madge!!!
MEE TOO says – reply to this

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======IM a huge huge madonna fan but MARIAH CAREY just broke Elvis' 17th record!!! Obviously even Madonna will take a heck of an effort to beat her. SO LISTEN UP! LISTEN UP!

"Once again nothin' jumpin' up in MADONNA's place,
Sick of her berry buzzin' all in my face,
Way too much to tolerate,
Time to roll,
Y'all know I gots to migrate."

YUP PEOPLE!

"From Madonna to Mariah, I'll MIGRATE!!!"
"Fellas best believe, it's time to migrate."

YEAH! just heard Mariah's "Migrate" song and it blew me away!!! Her lyrics is a dope!!!
I'm FREE AND IM OFFICIALLY LAMBS NOW!!!
Buh-BYE Madge!!!
Which side of the mountain? says – reply to this

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not suprised. she must think her shit don't stink either. Who cares. Once a fatty always a fatty! mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
OK WAIT ME TOO! says – reply to this

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IM a huge huge madonna fan but MARIAH CAREY just broke Elvis' 17th record!!! Obviously even Madonna will take a heck of an effort to beat her. SO LISTEN UP! LISTEN UP!

"Once again nothin' jumpin' up in MADONNA's place,
Sick of her berry buzzin' all in my face,
Way too much to tolerate,
Time to roll,
Y'all know I gots to migrate."

YUP PEOPLE!

"From Madonna to Mariah, I'll MIGRATE!!!"
"Fellas best believe, it's time to migrate."

YEAH! just heard Mariah's "Migrate" song and it blew me away!!! Her lyrics is a dope!!!
I'm FREE AND IM OFFICIALLY LAMBS NOW!!!
Buh-BYE Madge!!!++++++
MADGE FOREVER says – reply to this

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IM a huge huge madonna fan but MARIAH CAREY just broke Elvis' 17th record!!! Obviously even Madonna will take a heck of an effort to beat her. SO LISTEN UP! LISTEN UP!

"Once again nothin' jumpin' up in MADONNA's place,
Sick of her berry buzzin' all in my face,
Way too much to tolerate,
Time to roll,
Y'all know I gots to migrate."

YUP PEOPLE!

"From Madonna to Mariah, I'll MIGRATE!!!"
"Fellas best believe, it's time to migrate."

YEAH! just heard Mariah's "Migrate" song and it blew me away!!! Her lyrics is a dope!!!
I'm FREE AND IM OFFICIALLY LAMBS NOW!!!
Buh-BYE Madge!!!)))))
madonna b4 says – reply to this

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IM a huge huge madonna fan but MARIAH CAREY just broke Elvis' 17th record!!! Obviously even Madonna will take a heck of an effort to beat her. SO LISTEN UP! LISTEN UP!

"Once again nothin' jumpin' up in MADONNA's place,
Sick of her berry buzzin' all in my face,
Way too much to tolerate,
Time to roll,
Y'all know I gots to migrate."

YUP PEOPLE!

"From Madonna to Mariah, I'll MIGRATE!!!"
"Fellas best believe, it's time to migrate."

YEAH! just heard Mariah's "Migrate" song and it blew me away!!! Her lyrics is a dope!!!
I'm FREE AND IM OFFICIALLY LAMBS NOW!!!
Buh-BYE Madge!!!8888888
WAIT 4 ME says – reply to this

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Its time to migrate Ya'll!!!
MADONNA IS BORING
allison says – reply to this

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LMAO.

if i look like rumer from the left side i would wear a paper bag on my head
SJ says – reply to this

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haha - funny Perez
Dita's Bitch says – reply to this

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WOW how many years has she been in the business and she still cant take a decent pic. what the fuck is she wearing?? she should take notes from Madonna….that bitch can take a pic.
Kev says – reply to this

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Mariah sucks ass. Madonna rules!
Austin says – reply to this

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When I was little, I actually heard that she had a deformed ear, and that's why her hair is always parted on one side, and always covers her ears. Who knows….maybe???
tyler says – reply to this

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Hahahahah that was good perez
SALLY MAGUIRE says – reply to this

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LOL THE REAL QUEEN ALSO BROKE ELVIS' RECORD THIS WEEK ASSWIPES. MADONNA HAS HER 37TH TOP TEN HIT ON THE CHARTS BEATING ELVIS AND WHOORIAH!!!!!!!
memo says – reply to this

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#5 - Scamp says – reply to this

that's because there's a full ham hanging out the other side.

Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
MARC says – reply to this

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Re: Austin – THE REAL REASON SHE DOESN'T LIKE PHOTOS TAKEN FROM THAT SIDE IS THAT SHE LOOK ALOT LIKE HER PROSTITUTE SISTER THAT DIED OF AIDS!!!!
FUCK OOF says – reply to this

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LOL….SHE IS AN AZZ…THESE ARE THE THINGS I CANNOT GUT WITH MARIAH…..GET OVER UR MONKEY FACE GIRL
DamitaJo says – reply to this

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haha!!! That is the funniest thing I've seen all day!
lamb says – reply to this

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Re: meow – tic toc. so mad.
carol says – reply to this

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# 21 Megan - ditto- laughed my ass off. Not expecting that at all.
tits mcgee says – reply to this

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does she even know what e=mc2 means? or did it just "sound cool"?
fucking pretty says – reply to this

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both sides..
miso pretty says – reply to this

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LOVE THIS BITCH.
Dead Lamb says – reply to this

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Everyone knows that Carey's former husband (Tommy Mattola) had huge influence with pop radio stations when he was president of Sony music corporation. This resulted in payola (the practice of paying off radio stations to play artists songs) which is supposed to be illegal. Now that she is at Island Def Jam her friend L.A. Reid is doing the same thing. A couple of years ago Sony along with other record labels were caught and fined for payola. This proves that when Carey was with the label she benefited from the actions of her label. Now Island Def Jam must be investigated. The government should go after these people just like they're going after athletes for steroid use. It is cheating, plain and simple and Miss Carey should be exposed for the fraud she and her record labels are perpetrating. Back in the 1990s she was sued in court three times for plagiarism (sampling other people's music without their permission) which she settled out of court for an undisclosed sums. This also proves she is dishonest and she most likely knew about her record labels practice of paying radio stations to play her music.
raquel says – reply to this

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hahaha perez I love you!!
Stephanie says – reply to this

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Ha ha I just got Rumor Rolled! LOL
yeahyeah says – reply to this

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MIMI's NOT DEAD..
Heather says – reply to this

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Ha ha ha Perez. WHY do you hate Potato Head so much? Excuse me, Rumer Willis. Ha ha.
antonio says – reply to this

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no metion on the fact that she just got her 18th #1 hit?????
dan says – reply to this

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Mariah is gorgeous but you Perez , on the otehr hand, look disgusting from ANY side possible!Poor you and Vadge:))Mariah has just scored immense success yet once again!Fat Hater!
Moules_et_frites says – reply to this

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A looong time ago (like 10 years) I did a stint at a publicist that handled Mariah and it's totally true that she will only be photographed on one side of her. It's written into everything she does and if you look back at archive photos she only ever poses on that side.
TrickSlut says – reply to this

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LMAO ..that is soooooooooooooooo funny the link to Potatoe Head implying Rumer is ugly ! Mimi Carey on the other hand looks FANTABULOUS !!
Chadd says – reply to this

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she's always the same. even her new album it sounds the same, she looks the same, fuck even the name is almost the same.

she's like a second hand slut.
Pendejo Perez says – reply to this

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its funny that perez has the nerve to make fun of mariah when he's ugly from ALL angels…and do I dare say ugly from within as well?
*WHITE_POWER* says – reply to this

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WE ALL KNOW SHE IS ONE OF THE MOST FUGLY PEOPLE IN THE INDUSTRY. THAT IS WHAT HAPPEN WHEN YOU MIX RACES. UGLY BITCH.
lubes says – reply to this

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bahahhhahahhahahhahahahhahaha
*WHITE_POWER* says – reply to this

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I JUST REALIZED ITS TIME TO MIGRATE!!! I WAS WRONG WHEN I SAID I HATE MIMI BUT I ACTUALLY LOVE HER NOW THAT SHE BEATS ELVIS!!!