Stop Masturbating In Public!
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A Penn State basketball player, point guard Stanley Pringle, has been charged for an incident in which he publicly masturbated last week.
Police have confirmed that last Thursday Pringle was caught masturbating in the Pattee Library.
Basketball players go to the library???
Apparently, he was sitting behind an unsuspecting lady in the stacks section of the library when he started to try and make conversation with the woman. He then began to masturbate. Cuz that turns all gals on, right??
That's so not the way to pick someone up!
Pringle has been charged with disorderly conduct and public lewdness.
Brian Siergrist, the Sports Information Director, confirmed that charges were filed against Pringle yesterday, but denied his involvement in the masturbation incident.
A similar incident occured about two weeks ago at the McElwain Hall main stairwell. Police said a man followed a woman into the building and up the stairs, when he then began to masturbate. A similar description of Pringle was given during that incident, though charges for that night have not yet been filed.
Fellas, just jerk your chicken BEFORE you go out of your home! Please!
Stop being such pervs!
once you pop, you cant stop!
I'm so happy Britney's doing better! You GO, Girl!
He's horrible looking.
Depends if he comes in his hand or her face really, doesn't it?
It was his first time in a library and he couldn't think of anything else to do.
Is the man a: C, D, E or Z list celebrity or none of them at all? And he is here because??????????
There's something in the water.
Jerk your chicken at home!
Hilarious!
first
Diggin' that half mustache. Did the witness say if he'd developed pubes yet?
gross!!
I was just at that same library today and my friends live in McElwain Hall…
Oh PSU….
WE ARE…..FUCKING DISGUSTING!
some chicks are just too damn SEXY!!
worldofbong.com
oh my!
Home boy can jerk off around me anytime he wants. In fact if he asked nicely I would do it for him. lol
omggg, what is WRONG with these people??? Its like that disgusting peodophile in little children who starts wanking over that woman in the car… sicksicksick
ANOTHER CLASSY STORY FROM PEREZ
First!
perez i love you but u have a strange obsesion of men masterbating on women in public just saying love ya hannah
ew.
OMFG! When people go to understand some stuff is better keep it private.
or is just that his "pipi" is so beautiful that he have to show it to others?
Do that in ur bedroom when ur parents r not watching
eww
and first?
IN CASE ANY STRAIGHT GUYS ARE READING THIS: How to get a girl in 3 steps. 1. Be a gentlemen and treat her with respect. Compliment her. 2. Ask her to go to a movie or a nice restaurant with you. 3. DON'T JERK OFF ON HER. KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS WHEN YOU FIRST MEET.
Is it really that hard? No pun intended.
Re: paulie –
LOL good one =)
i'm glad i don't have class with him O_o
20th
1st!
WTF!?
Re: Santa (with a SOFT S) –
Maybe he was reading a book about "how to do it in the right way"
Or he was teaching he PIPI to read or just instead a book was a magazine.. u never know
Perez ur something !
hey - thought you might be interested… ha ha
So glad my school made the website… too bad it was for masterbation.
WOW! What a Surprise! A money that masturbates in public, You can go to the zoo and see the same shit. Im suprised these niggs dont throw their own shit around.
UMass student arrested for lewd behavior
Frank Vitale, Collegian Staff
Issue date: 4/2/08 Section: News
A University of Massachusetts football player is now facing charges of open and gross lewdness following an incident reported near Smith College last Tuesday.
Northampton police arrested Belchertown resident and UMass junior sociology major Spencer Sinclair Ridenhour, 22, after a female jogger reported seeing a man staring at her and masturbating from a parked car on Elm Street.
Go to www.dailycollegian.com
and look up April 2nd's news on the football player wanking it in public.
It seems that all these grossos are heteros…..
You would never see a gay be so impolite
I GO TO PSU. ohhhhhhhhh my god. thats so ridiculous. our school atheletes may be talented but not all of them got in here for their smarts.
on behalf of the Penn State community, I apologize. not all of us are crazy and disgusting.
the same thing happened to me 2 days before the incident in mcelwain was reported…i was walking towards my building and some guy called out to me and i turned around and there he was. but instead of calling the cops i just decided to call everyone i knew. nice!
He's actually a very handsome guy.
I wish someone like this would masturbate to me.
I am pounding my clit just thinking about it…
his technique probably works well in the cuban section of miami where he is from, and besides none of you seem to mind when GEORGE MICHAEL flogs his dolphin for knuckle children.
I guess he is not much of a reader.
Re: Kevin – I totally agree , I love thug looking guys like him , he looks like he has a big one and cums a lot ,what a perfect boytoy lol
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I definitely went to high school with this guy!!!!! I'm in DISBELIEF….I CANT BELIEVE THIS!!!! This is CRAZY!!!
Oh well nothing new typical asshole pervert straight dude.
I hope that it is BIG!
Otherwise, why show it?
That's disguesting. Poor woman.