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A Penn State basketball player, point guard Stanley Pringle, has been charged for an incident in which he publicly masturbated last week.

Police have confirmed that last Thursday Pringle was caught masturbating in the Pattee Library.

Basketball players go to the library???

Apparently, he was sitting behind an unsuspecting lady in the stacks section of the library when he started to try and make conversation with the woman. He then began to masturbate. Cuz that turns all gals on, right??

That's so not the way to pick someone up!

Pringle has been charged with disorderly conduct and public lewdness.

Brian Siergrist, the Sports Information Director, confirmed that charges were filed against Pringle yesterday, but denied his involvement in the masturbation incident.

A similar incident occured about two weeks ago at the McElwain Hall main stairwell. Police said a man followed a woman into the building and up the stairs, when he then began to masturbate. A similar description of Pringle was given during that incident, though charges for that night have not yet been filed.

Fellas, just jerk your chicken BEFORE you go out of your home! Please!

Stop being such pervs!

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185 comments to “Stop Masturbating In Public!”

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  1. paulie says – reply to this


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    once you pop, you cant stop!

  2. NonCyboy says – reply to this


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    I'm so happy Britney's doing better! You GO, Girl!

  3. John Stall The Wonderpope says – reply to this


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    He's horrible looking.

  4. Flangie nopants says – reply to this


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    Depends if he comes in his hand or her face really, doesn't it?

  5. Santa (with a SOFT S) says – reply to this


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    It was his first time in a library and he couldn't think of anything else to do.

  6. Mauries Wigs don't fly off says – reply to this


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    Is the man a: C, D, E or Z list celebrity or none of them at all? And he is here because??????????

  7. lana says – reply to this


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    There's something in the water.

  8. PrincessAnna says – reply to this


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    Jerk your chicken at home!
    Hilarious!

  9. bob says – reply to this


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    first

  10. ange says – reply to this


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    Diggin' that half mustache. Did the witness say if he'd developed pubes yet?

  11. cindy says – reply to this


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    gross!!

  12. REM says – reply to this


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    I was just at that same library today and my friends live in McElwain Hall…

    Oh PSU….

    WE ARE…..FUCKING DISGUSTING!

  13. heymom says – reply to this


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    some chicks are just too damn SEXY!!

    worldofbong.com

  14. tina says – reply to this


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    oh my!

  15. Kevin says – reply to this


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    Home boy can jerk off around me anytime he wants. In fact if he asked nicely I would do it for him. lol

  16. charlie says – reply to this


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    omggg, what is WRONG with these people??? Its like that disgusting peodophile in little children who starts wanking over that woman in the car… sicksicksick

  17. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX says – reply to this


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    ANOTHER CLASSY STORY FROM PEREZ

  18. omiyage says – reply to this


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    First!

  19. hannah says – reply to this


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    perez i love you but u have a strange obsesion of men masterbating on women in public just saying love ya hannah

  20. kate says – reply to this


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    ew.

  21. Chiky says – reply to this


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    OMFG! When people go to understand some stuff is better keep it private.
    or is just that his "pipi" is so beautiful that he have to show it to others?

    Do that in ur bedroom when ur parents r not watching

  22. jackie says – reply to this


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    eww
    and first?

  23. Blair says – reply to this


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    IN CASE ANY STRAIGHT GUYS ARE READING THIS: How to get a girl in 3 steps. 1. Be a gentlemen and treat her with respect. Compliment her. 2. Ask her to go to a movie or a nice restaurant with you. 3. DON'T JERK OFF ON HER. KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS WHEN YOU FIRST MEET.

    Is it really that hard? No pun intended.

  24. PSUbabe says – reply to this


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    Re: paulie
    LOL good one =)

    i'm glad i don't have class with him O_o

  25. 20th says – reply to this


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    20th

  26. DramaQueen says – reply to this


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    1st!
    WTF!?

  27. chiky says – reply to this


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    Re: Santa (with a SOFT S)
    Maybe he was reading a book about "how to do it in the right way"

    Or he was teaching he PIPI to read or just instead a book was a magazine.. u never know

  28. RiRi says – reply to this


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    Perez ur something !

  29. christine says – reply to this


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    hey - thought you might be interested… ha ha

  30. Alissa says – reply to this


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    So glad my school made the website… too bad it was for masterbation.

  31. brian says – reply to this


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    WOW! What a Surprise! A money that masturbates in public, You can go to the zoo and see the same shit. Im suprised these niggs dont throw their own shit around.

  32. Jess S says – reply to this


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    UMass student arrested for lewd behavior
    Frank Vitale, Collegian Staff
    Issue date: 4/2/08 Section: News

    A University of Massachusetts football player is now facing charges of open and gross lewdness following an incident reported near Smith College last Tuesday.

    Northampton police arrested Belchertown resident and UMass junior sociology major Spencer Sinclair Ridenhour, 22, after a female jogger reported seeing a man staring at her and masturbating from a parked car on Elm Street.

  33. Jess S. says – reply to this


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    Go to www.dailycollegian.com
    and look up April 2nd's news on the football player wanking it in public.

    It seems that all these grossos are heteros…..
    You would never see a gay be so impolite

  34. EEP! says – reply to this


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    I GO TO PSU. ohhhhhhhhh my god. thats so ridiculous. our school atheletes may be talented but not all of them got in here for their smarts.

    on behalf of the Penn State community, I apologize. not all of us are crazy and disgusting.

  35. belli says – reply to this


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    the same thing happened to me 2 days before the incident in mcelwain was reported…i was walking towards my building and some guy called out to me and i turned around and there he was. but instead of calling the cops i just decided to call everyone i knew. nice!

  36. Aimée says – reply to this


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    He's actually a very handsome guy. ;)

    I wish someone like this would masturbate to me. :) I am pounding my clit just thinking about it…

  37. bathog says – reply to this


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    his technique probably works well in the cuban section of miami where he is from, and besides none of you seem to mind when GEORGE MICHAEL flogs his dolphin for knuckle children.

  38. SuperStarSteve says – reply to this


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    I guess he is not much of a reader.

  39. Kid17 says – reply to this


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    Re: Kevin – I totally agree , I love thug looking guys like him , he looks like he has a big one and cums a lot ,what a perfect boytoy lol

  40. WOW says – reply to this


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    OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I definitely went to high school with this guy!!!!! I'm in DISBELIEF….I CANT BELIEVE THIS!!!! This is CRAZY!!!

  41. Michael says – reply to this


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    Oh well nothing new typical asshole pervert straight dude.

  42. Jay says – reply to this


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    I hope that it is BIG!
    Otherwise, why show it?

  43. Ali O says – reply to this


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    That's disguesting. Poor woman.

  44. Penn Stater says – reply to this


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    How about we wait until someone is convicted of a crime before we trash their name??? Or we at least wait until we have more information…c'mon people!

  45. lilly-ann says – reply to this


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    Re: Aimée
    are you a whore you fucking sick !!!!!!!!!!!!
    you big fat slut

  46. TeeTee says – reply to this


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    oh hell to the no! he pulled out that black mandigo stick - that's gotta be traumatizing!

  47. timboston says – reply to this


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    luv thug nut.. so fuckin hot.

  48. t says – reply to this


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    how can you take anyone named pringle seriously?

  49. Deandra says – reply to this


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    He's a good friend of mine and I know he would never do this! Honestly, people need to look at the situation and not just start accusing people of things like this. Misunderstandings happen…people need to realize that!

  50. Phil says – reply to this


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    So…I was whacking off at the checkout counter of my local drugstore….

  51. pennstater2222 says – reply to this


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    I'm a Penn Stater too!! This is SICK….I'm so sad my school made it on here for something to gross. It's embarrassing. WE ARE….NOT LIKE THIS!

  52. SouthSky says – reply to this


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    Omg ppl dont belive this Crap! I went to school with his bro, and sister since grade school. I know Stan well enough…he wouldnt do that in public. Thats just stupid. This is just another gossip crap! Dang on h8ers!

  53. angie says – reply to this


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    i love how my school shows up on perez for a masturbation scandal… i'm surprised that this hasn't happened before b/c stacks is so private. i'll never go to stacks alone again

  54. me says – reply to this


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    GO BIG BLUE!!!!!!!

  55. piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this


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    I bet he'll have a contract with a NBA team before you can say PeeWee Herman!!!

  56. 3rd planet says – reply to this


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    Re: Aimée – U're as sick as he is!!!!

  57. psugirl08 says – reply to this


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    eww, i am embarassed of our athletes! and that football player from umass used to go here! i always knew he was a creeper, but pringle? goodness

  58. psugirl08 says – reply to this


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    oh, and the website is www.collegian.psu.edu, not dailycollegian.com

  59. DMAN says – reply to this


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    ANOTHER SILVERBACK WANKER
    JUST LIKE AT THE ZOO

  60. Moira says – reply to this


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    Haha I go to PSU too and there are a notice on the Pattee Library doors about this guy! haha Dont jerk off in public buddy

  61. Lauren says – reply to this


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    Honestly if my name was Stanley Pringle I'd probably jerk it in libraries too.

  62. annmarie says – reply to this


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    what's up with all these guys spanking their monkeys in public? PERVS

  63. Emily says – reply to this


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    Okay ppl, seriously STOP believing everything you hear!! Are we mindless zombies who let stupid gossip sites be the basis of our judgements? How about we all grow up and not believe everything we read/hear?!?!?!?

  64. Ashley says – reply to this


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    UM! OKAY! How creepy!! I am sitting in the Pattee Library right now reading this!!!!!!!!

  65. psu06 says – reply to this


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    the day has come when my alma mater has made perezhilton.com …. so glad i used to study at paterno, not pattee, library! WE ARE!!!!!!!!!!

  66. nina says – reply to this


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    i took pyscology class and i guess this behavior is common..in NY they have the subway riders that lean up on you and get off…thats crazy.. Cant rem what they said it is but glad i dont have it.

  67. Priscilla says – reply to this


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    I am a very good friend of his and other ppl that know him can attest to the fact that he is an all-around good guy. He's a great person and wouldnt do anything humiliating like this. I know plently of girls that wouldnt hesistate to be with him and whoever started this whole thing was probably a fat,ugly loser who knew she could never get him. So people need to stop being soo damn gullible. He has been falsely accused!!!!!

  68. Saucy says – reply to this


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    Oh, please. I work in a library and if we arrested every jerk who pulled his willy out in public we'd have no time for anything. It happens ALL THE TIME, for those of you who are actually shocked.

  69. You're Irresponsible says – reply to this


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    Stick to the celeb's- they make their money off of us being interested in them, thus the good and the bad. Although, I find this story disturbing, I think it is in bad taste that you posted this on your site.

  70. Ken Adams says – reply to this


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    I love to poop

  71. Nina says – reply to this


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    oh god…i study in that library every day!!!!!!! our football players have serious problems.

  72. amy says – reply to this


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    I go to Penn State and we've all been talking about the masturbating incidents on campus last week. I can't believe that it made it on here and that it was Pringle! I always liked him because his last name was so cool.

  73. Andrea says – reply to this


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    I went to Penn State, and the Pattee Stacks have more going on than someone masturbating… people have sex in the stacks as something to accomplish before they graduate. I am, however, a little embarassed at the disappointing reputation our athletes are giving us this past year. He couldn't make it to the damn bathroom to jerk-off? Regardless, he isn't the first OR last to do something nasty in those stacks, I know :)

  74. dinodavid220 says – reply to this


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    I heard black men have pink cum…..nasty nasty

  75. Courtney says – reply to this


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    HaHaHaHa — Same thing happened at UMass Amherst!

  76. I Bleed Blue & White says – reply to this


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    I do bleed blue and white. I do love Penn State. I am a senior there, which made this blog THAT MUCH BETTER!

    HAHAHAHAH. I love this shit.

  77. PSUjackie says – reply to this


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    As a PSU alum, I have fond memories of naughty times in the Stacks…ha!

  78. fellow penn stater (but non public masterbater) says – reply to this


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    OMG I KNOW HIMMMMMM!!!

  79. Kathleen says – reply to this


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    omg I am so ashamed to be associated with my school…but hey at least it made it to my favorite website!! i love you perez!!

  80. this to reply says – reply to this


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    I bet he dribbles before he shoots.

  81. psu nittany lion says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHAHAHHA. YESSS I GOTO PSU!! REPPIN THE NITTANY LIONS.

  82. psu06 says – reply to this


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    i had sex in beaver stadium

  83. Amy says – reply to this


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    that's my school….
    what the fuck.

  84. WE ARE...PENN STATE! says – reply to this


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    wow i didnt know so many of my fellow pennstaters read perez. i laughed so hard when i read this, not gonna lie. just pecause perez and psu bball are my life. i cant believe this was on here!
    WE ARE…PENN STATE!
    WE ARE…PENN STATE!
    WE ARE…PENN STATE!

  85. trilla says – reply to this


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    Serious what do you expect from him eww convict him asap

  86. Sam says – reply to this


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    Fuck yall my nigga pringle didn't do that shit

  87. psu soph says – reply to this


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    so, yeah - in the collegian (our psu newspaper), a cop from campus says that if we would witness this type of behavior, we should laugh because the offender usually want victims to be in shock/horror/fear. that is what they get their gratification from..

    what the hell

  88. Aimée says – reply to this


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    Re: Ashley

    I hope you are wearing a rain coat, he's almost finished! :-o

  89. . says – reply to this


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    NITTANY NATION

  90. nittany says – reply to this


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    hes a muffin facey and you all need to realize before accusations are put into this world. it affects alot more people than you realize. so before you judge and place names on psu look at the person stupid fucks.

  91. sushi says – reply to this


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    His name is Pringle!!!

  92. Shenanigans says – reply to this


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    Yet, another reason why Penn State kids are not classy.

  93. PSU x3 says – reply to this


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    haha wow… I go to PSU! awesome to see we made it on perez… however sucks that its for something so embarassing as this …

  94. lehlehlehleh says – reply to this


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    WE ARE….

  95. LG says – reply to this


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    ahahahahahha! i go to penn state and everything thinks its hilarious and gross at the same time! soo glad we made it on perez! love youu

  96. I saw it yesterday! says – reply to this


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    Actually yesterday I saw a guy jacking off at wal-mart… i was too grossed out to say anything i just left the area. His hand was jerking off and his other hand was pulling his hoodie to cover his pee pee… he was kind of doing it into a pillow in the pillow section… ick.

  97. PSUER says – reply to this


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    I go to PSU as well!!! and I have seen this kid play bball!!! everyone likes him!!! guess that will all be changing now that the story has come to the collegian. You know that all us perezers are going to be looking at it tomorrow in the paper and going….. We knew about this first because of PEREZ!!! so thanks so much for publishing it on your site!!!! But some of you are right… our athletes have not made the best choices in the way that they handled themselves this year… I wonder what PATERNO and DECHELIS have to say about this one!!!

  98. j nice says – reply to this


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    Wow PENN STATE is the shit and yes that is my alma mater I just want to say this might be true stacks is crazy private and alledgedly haunted which is why I always studied in Paterno.the athletes at our school think they can get away with anthing and some do ah hmm football players but no matter what WE ARE…….PENN STATE and what other school is on Perez? Lol

  99. Krys B says – reply to this


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    PSU student here!! PEREZ… how the F*ck did u get this story out before the Collegian?! AAHHH this shit is hilarious tho… in the stacks?! soooo gross!

  100. Lovesit says – reply to this


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    Considering I go to Penn State this is pretty damn exciting to on Perez Hilton, my favorite website.
    Kind of funny this kid got caught for jerking off… I've done a little bit more than that in the library and am damn proud of it.

    So funny to see PSU on here! WE ARE… PENN STATE!

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