Sweet Sixteen

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If JonBenet had made it to her teenage years….

In Touch Weekly has some "racy" new pics of a 16-yea-old Angelina Jolie on their new cover.

They don't look THAT racy, but, yeah, she was probably a teenaged slut.

Who wasn't????

    Posted: Apr 2, 2008 at 11:20 am / Email this  »

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    1. iso says – reply to this


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      This one’s for the Obama Supporters
      http://crazyforhillary.com

    2. Mary says – reply to this


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      FIRST??

    3. jasmine says – reply to this


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      first!

    4. jgpk says – reply to this


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      111111

    5. cris says – reply to this


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      1st

    6. jen says – reply to this


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      boring

    7. teddyrocks says – reply to this


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      so pretty! i heart her!

    8. Nancy says – reply to this


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      Gawd that's not even close to racy.

    9. Angie says – reply to this


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      I think someone is reaching for material to sell their mags???

    10. me says – reply to this


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      who cares?

    11. Megan says – reply to this


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      can't be that racy if they're in inTouch!

    12. candy says – reply to this


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      first!

    13. bill says – reply to this


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      they aren't that bad

    14. paula deen says – reply to this


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      that's racy?

    15. master patrick says – reply to this


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      hmmmmmmmm*

    16. P says – reply to this


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      First! slut yeah yeah

    17. victoria says – reply to this


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      she was ugly back then

    18. Lindsey says – reply to this


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      or more importantly, "kevin still loves britney." doubleyoutee-f, bitches

    19. lele says – reply to this


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      would you fucking please stop making JonBenet references. they are not funny, they are rude. she died a horrible death and it is disrespectful and simply shows you have no tact — however, that was never something i really expected from you.

    20. WHATEVER says – reply to this


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      Oh WHATEVER, who fucking cares.

    21. FeX says – reply to this


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      omg, she's fantastic (L)

    22. Amanda says – reply to this


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      I've seen 16 year olds do more risque things than that. It must be a slow "news" week for them.

    23. je says – reply to this


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      first

    24. Mary says – reply to this


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      not all of us were getting fucked and sucking dicks when we were kids, fat-ass!

    25. slutlover says – reply to this


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      damn slutlover for sure, givin it up all the time since day 1

    26. briebabe says – reply to this


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      i wasn't a teenage slut. and it's angelina. hasn't she already proved to us that she's racy and lives on the edge?

    27. bubo says – reply to this


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      Ooook …but what does she said during the shoot ???

    28. day day says – reply to this


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      First!

    29. Belinda says – reply to this


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      I love her.

    30. datesun says – reply to this


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      Puleeeez! These photos are no where near shocking! We all know that she's an edgey person. Plus, everyone at their young age has done something shocking. Who hasn't???? What do they want, a prim and proper society?

    31. Tim M says – reply to this


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      Why isn't Perez posting shit about Mariah yet? Mariah is #1 and Madonna isn't - I bet that news is making his butt-boils fester!

    32. Ntube says – reply to this


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      I have read this photo and people's discussion on 'million airefrien ds com'. Many people are very interested in this. They are discussing it there.

    33. k says – reply to this


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      what does jonbener have to do with this

    34. lol says – reply to this


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      Angelina looked exactly the same back then.

    35. FUCK OFF says – reply to this


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      OK PEREZ…WHO DIDNT KNOW SHE WAS SLUTTY BEFORE….SHE IS A CHANGED WOMAN…..GIRLS R BEHAVING WORST NOW THESE DAYS…OLD FUCKING NEWS

    36. Nut sack says – reply to this


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      ANGELINA HAS A DIRTY VAGINA… PERIOD!

    37. El$* says – reply to this


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      i know iam lmao! i give it up to anyone especially when iim drunk!

    38. PDS says – reply to this


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      Perez, is it fair to judge someone as being "promiscuous" because that person once posed for provocative photographs? Or are you, as usual, projecting YOUR self hatred on to someone you do not know? For that matter, when did enjoying sex become synonymous with being a "slut"? Oh yeah, that's right, in American, one of the most sexually repressed and hypocritical countries on the planet.

    39. fb says – reply to this


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      You're in quite a mood today Perez.
      And WTF does Jon Benet have to do with this shit?? You're basically saying she would've been a slut like AJ if she LIVED??!!??
      You're such an asshole!!!

    40. dontworry... says – reply to this


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      Enough with the "First" Crap, get a fuckin life!!! Just read the article and that's it… how old are you people??

    41. i don"t care says – reply to this


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      Wow, Brangelina is finally becoming just another family, the paps are running out of things to photograph so the magazines are resorting to things in the past in order to have something to print. So what if she said something shocking to say at 16 ,goodness sakes she was 16 and into alot of shocking things. She has grown into a wonder person. I don't care about the past its what I feel had to happen in her life order for her to be who she is today. Her life experinces has made her in to a wonder woman, mother and partner.

    42. Rach says – reply to this


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      I know this whole site is pretty tasteless but the JonBenet comment is kinda vile…Obviously I'm not judging too harshly as I check Perez out every day :P

    43. THEY ARE ALL WHORES. *cept for perez.. not says – reply to this


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      DUMB WHORE.
      SHE WAS PROBS A TEENAGE SLUT U SAY, PEREZ????
      WHO IS SHE FUCKING RIGHT NOW???… OH RIGHT, .. THAT OLD GUY, BRAD PITT.
      YAH I THINK SHE FUCKED HIM ON THE SET OF MR. AND MRS. SMITH- AND THEREFORE FUCKED OVER HIS RELATIONSHIP W/ JEN ANISTON.
      I COULD BE WRONG.. BUT I THINK ITS SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
      WAIT- IS THIS THE SAME WHORE WHO HAD BILLY BOB'S COCK IN HER MOUTH?? OHH, HAHA.. YES, YES IT IS.
      THAT- AND SHE ALSO FUCKED HER BROTHER. WOW- THIS BROAD IS CLASSY.
      CONCLUSION: ANGELINA JOLIE IS STILL A HUGE FUCKING SLUT. NO AMOUNT OF HUMANITARIAN WORK CAN TAKE AWAY THAT FACT. HOPE SHE GET'S AIDS. FUCKIN ASS- WAD SKANK FACE.
      OH, AND I HOPE UR SO- CALLED "CAREER" GET FLUSHED DOWN THE CRAPPER TOO YA FILTHY FUCKIN WHOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!!
      XO MUCH LOVE, YA FUCKIN BITCH FACE

    44. lol says – reply to this


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      oh yeah, and since they like going back in time why don't they ever bring up Brad sexing up a sixteen year old julliette when he was a grown man at 26 ? they always have to go after the Jolie.

    45. jamalia says – reply to this


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      filth. i am disgusted by this sort of filth.

    46. duh says – reply to this


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      duh what in the world does jonbenet have to do with this? kinda disrespectful perez!

    47. izzy says – reply to this


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      the jonbenet reference.. DISTASTEFUL MUCH?

    48. eli says – reply to this


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      Angelina and Madonna should battle it out for self-righteousness. You should see Madonna's guns at www.thegreylist.com…it's so sick. I think Madonna may take the cake long run, but Angelina is certainly compensating for something. Plus, Angelina has Madonna beat in the man dept. But Madonna, well 30+ years of self-righteous preaching…just glad she pisses off PETA sometimes…relieving.

    49. kelsey says – reply to this


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      You're right, Perez - everyone was a slut, or wanted to be a slut, at that age. The difference is I posed for my webcam and not a photographer. Haha. You know what I mean? And now, of course, I'm nothing like that.

    50. Ruth says – reply to this


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      Re: Ntube – Perez, will you please stop this idiot who keeps going on about 'million airefrien ds com'.

    51. Diane says – reply to this


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      Angelina is a PIG!

    52. dontworry is a cuntface.. so shut ur fricken coochie mouth!!!! says – reply to this


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      Re: dontworry…
      somebody wake up with a little cum dripping out of their anus this morning??? listen, u must have had a hell of a night- what with ur dad fuckin u in the ass and all, but for reals: GET A JOB ya hobo. everybody on here hates u- so shut the fuck up with ur life already.
      thank- you.
      u can go back to sucking ur daddy's cock now. even though its really small. oh, well- not everyday can be a picnic, bitch.

    53. KOOKY says – reply to this


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      WHAT'S THE SURPRISE? REMEMBER THIS WAS ONE CRAZY BITCH WITH THE BROTHER AND THE BILLY BOB AND THE BLOOD AND THE DAD - NOW SHE IS SUPPOSED TO BE SOME GREAT HUMANITARIAN OR SOMETHING. SHE IS ADOPTING ALL THESE KIDS AND PUMPING SOME MORE OUT. CCRRAAZZYY DON'T LOOK UP TO THESE DUMB ACTORS PEOPLE. FIND A REAL ROLE MODEL.

    54. X8X8 says – reply to this


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      Hey leave the little girl out of it. she was an innocent child that was brutality taken. it's not cute or funny!

    55. gardner says – reply to this


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      that's not racy. i wish i had looked that good in a swimsuit when i was 16. i just looked a total mess :-(

    56. jengirl says – reply to this


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      wtf she doesn't look like a 16 year old in those pics!
      she must have been a child prodigy LOL!

    57. marcy says – reply to this


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      if i looked like angelina jolie, i'd be a slut! hell yah! i'd share the wealth!

    58. KKK_4_LIFE says – reply to this


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      KILL ALL SPICS!
      KILL ALL SPICS!
      KILL ALL SPICS!
      KILL ALL SPICS!
      KILL ALL SPICS!
      BURN THEM TOO DEATH INSIDE OF THEIR CRACK HOUSES!!!

    59. R.I.P. JonBenet says – reply to this


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      saddly… Perez could NOT be a teenage slut

    60. dkajhad says – reply to this


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      You can take the girl out of the cum, but you can't take the cum out of the girl!

    61. Erica says – reply to this


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      Hey if I looked like THAT when I was only 16, I'd be a teenage slut too LOL. I was just a little jew-girl with big glasses and pale skin when I was 16.

    62. high says – reply to this


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      I think it’s hilarious how In touch aka Brad pitt fanatics bible go after Angelina for something that happened when she was SIXTEEN but do they forget what Brad was doing when he was 26? Oh yeah, he was sleeping with a sixteen year old but they try to forget that little tidbit.

    63. Jessica says – reply to this


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      Holy shit this is SOOOOO ridiculous. Angelina is such a sex symbol in our society; i mean for goodness sake she basically made out with her brother on the red carpet and In Touch thinks THIS shit will surprise us?!?!?!

      No sir, not at all

    64. meg says – reply to this


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      nothing worse than the young starlets now. look at the racier photos of Vanessa Hudgens, Paris HIlton..at least she doesn't have a sex tape, haha. i think what's more important is she has changed to become a better person. she learned from her past and put it into good use. this magazine is just desperate. and the comment about Jon Benet wasn't necessary. if you were demanding to give Heath ledger some respect, same goes with this innocent girl. what's the point of comparing Angelina to a dead girl?

    65. Robin says – reply to this


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      So 16 year old slut (not that those pics are even racy… but Im sure she was nonetheless)… turned adult homewrecking whore… big shocker.

    66. Hmmmmmmm says – reply to this


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      Perez….that JonBenet comment was just plain old WRONG!!! I know you're rude and have no sense of respect for anybody but your F.A.G H.A.G.S, but perhaps you can leave the innocents OUT OF IT!! Scuzzzzbag!!

    67. Kaye says – reply to this


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      That's not even close to racy today. These little hollyweird s l u t s are 100x worse, letting it all hang out, all day, every day. Please.

      She's still just as beautiful now as she was then!

    68. Jo says – reply to this


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      They're not racy!

      However, that's pretty bad for a 16 year old. She's up there with Lohan.

      Man, I hope her kids come out normal.

    69. KIT KAT says – reply to this


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      I LUV ANGELINA!
      N HOW R THOSE PIX RACY?

    70. ICK! says – reply to this


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      Poor Anusiton…she should have a vendetta FOREVER against Angie, cause I understand now….

    71. Lot says – reply to this


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      You are a disgusting idiota !!!!!! You have no respect for anyone else but your talentless F.A.G H.A.G.S !!!! And, stop over compensating to TRY to prove you're g.a.y……..John Meyer is right….LISTEN TO HIM !!!!!
      Leave the inocents out of your RUDE ramblings….JonBenet did NOTHING even to slightly deserve that comment !!! Scuzzzzzzzzzz Bag !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    72. Me says – reply to this


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      If any of you have ever modeled, and were recruited to do so at a young age (like I'm sure she was). You are put in adult situations. Modeling is a JOB.

      Blame the fashion industry for picking 15 year olds, dressing them up like adult skanks, and selling them to you as some ideal.

      When I modeled as a teen, I was put in sexy adult clothes. They fit me better than the adult women they were meant for. (oh the joy of being a teen and not developing hips and cellulite yet!)

      Blame pervert photographers and the public for not using real women or wanting to SEE real women, not models like Angeline who are just doing their job.

    73. amy says – reply to this


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      More like Angelina HOElie

    74. I.Z. says – reply to this


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      Once a slut, always a slut. Her children will be embarassed for her when they grow up. She has always been a weirdo - making out with her brother, drinking blood of her lovers, cutting herself with knives, sleeping with married men and breaking their families - did I miss something?

    75. emily says – reply to this


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      that's retarded. they aren't racy.
      look at all these young myspace whores now..

    76. kittychats says – reply to this


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      It isn't even news…
      "In Touch" with their inner douche!

    77. K says – reply to this


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      Must be a slow news day.

    78. Daddy's little girl crying for attention... says – reply to this


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      I've a theory that all of the "little girls" who pose for these so-called "racy" photos - including the Hollywood starlets of today - are in a SERIOUS MESS regarding their family relationships, (Mommy! Daddy! Look at me! I need attention! I need validation!) - and Angelina is no exception. In fact, she could be the poster child for a woman lacking a healthy relationship with her father. I feel sorry for her sometimes… trying to be "super-Mom" with all of the children, and yet - in an entirely adolescent way - searching for men's attention by flaunting her beauty.
      It makes me want to cry when I see young Hollywood women, who (apparently) seem to believe that in order to get attention from a man, they have to dress like a Playboy pictorial. It's really sad. :(

    79. linz says – reply to this


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      perez i really like your website but the references to jonbenet have go to go. it just makes you look like a fucking retard when you do

    80. Picklestrong Pete says – reply to this


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      It's Angelina! She's always been a whore. And at 16, there were lots of putting out. I'm sure you had already received plenty of cock up your ass by that point.

    81. AllRight says – reply to this


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      Ugly bitch Steals husbands

    82. ♥kc♥ says – reply to this


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      WAS a slut? She still is. I DO NOT get the hype about this fugly lady. She is so not even pretty. I hope her babies are UGLY. Dumb whore.

    83. Mo says – reply to this


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      Whatever! I love Angelina but if this was Miley, Perez would be writing SLUT and WHORE all over the place.

    84. Alicia! says – reply to this


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      Who is Angelina Jolie?

    85. TimeZone says – reply to this


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      Perez if that were anyone else other than your favorite few, you'd be calling it kiddie porn and draw cum dribbles on the person's photo with the word "Ho" in the title.
      Why give Angie a pass?
      As you get healthier yourself, Perez, you'll see why your double standar sucks.

    86. amanda says – reply to this


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      hahah true say

    87. mickey says – reply to this


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      she was a model, that's how she got into the business and Hollywood. duh

    88. elise says – reply to this


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      The way that those photo's are being used, wouldn't that be considered child pornography? If so, I smell an arrest by the FBI

    89. Brittany says – reply to this


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      Thank you Perez! No kidding! Who wasn't a slut when they were a teenager!?!

    90. smilez says – reply to this


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      that jon benet comment was sooo wrong..omg

    91. Lola La Pistola says – reply to this


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      Re: THEY ARE ALL WHORES. *cept for perez.. not – My goodness, you are one nasty, bitter person. I hope you were really joking when you posted that garbage. Obviously, you didn't enough love and attention when you were a kid. Get a kitten or something.

    92. JAY NICE says – reply to this


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      They are so dumb. Like you said Perez who hasnt done crazy shiz when they were 16. Besides this genration is far worse. I wonder what the celebabes will do in 16 years from now. At least she had her clothes on!

    93. PEREZ IS A SCUM.... says – reply to this


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      HEY PEREZ,
      NOT ALL OF US WERE SLUTS WHEN WE WERE TEENAGERS.
      .
      DO ANY OF YOU TAKE OFFENSE TO THIS?
      YET YOU KEEP SUPPORTING HIM, MAKING HIS WALLET FAT AS HIS ASS.
      .
      I'M DYING TO BRING THIS ASS-O DOWN.

    94. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX says – reply to this


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      Re: El$*

      How proud you must be. PIG!

    95. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX says – reply to this


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      Re: victoria
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      SHE STILL IS UGLY!

    96. jstmekathy says – reply to this


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      I wasn't a slut!

    97. brianne says – reply to this


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      that is disgusting that you would allude to JonBenet. you are despicable.

    98. KMN says – reply to this


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      har de har har…angelina jolie sex scandal! ummm jenny shmizu? some not-even-nekkies isnt going to top her everyday shit

    99. Mackol says – reply to this


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      Who cares? If you read this crappy site, your propaply taking it up the a** anyway. Crappy. Ass. Im a frickin writing genous, IMHO.

      angie wow.

    100. WTF????? says – reply to this


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      Angelina was never promiscuous! You must be thinking of Julia Roberts, Perez.

      Bauer is really scraping the bottom of the barrel to keep their meal ticket (Angie) on th cover with this crap!

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