All Of Canada Will Be Ashamed

Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Canadialand

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Canadian April Lavigne stunned concertgoers at her Montreal show on Wednesday night and boy oh boy…some Perezious readers are quite pissed off at the pop tart.

Why????

She offended the proud Montrealites because she doesn't know her Canadian geography.

Quick geography refresher for us non-Canadians before we go on… Montreal is a city in the Canadian province of Quebec.

During last night's concert, April declared, "I love you Montreal, I'm so happy to be back home…in ONTARIO (another province!), CANADA!

If she was American we're sure Montreal would be a little forgiving. But April is Canadian!

See what happens when you drop out of high school!????????

The American equivalent to April's dufus statement this evening would be something like, "I love you New York City! I'm so happy to be back home in Massachusetts!"

April would probably say that too!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 1:00 pm / Email this  »

    661 comments to “All Of Canada Will Be Ashamed”

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    1. aa says – reply to this


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      10

    2. bobbytomorow says – reply to this


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      Love Avril alone you fuckin pole smoker

    3. princess says – reply to this


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      pobrecita

    4. April? says – reply to this


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      April Lavigne?

    5. eeeeeeep says – reply to this


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      how embarrasing for her…

    6. Kayla says – reply to this


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      i thought her name was avril, not april. but anyways, thats pretty stupid of her too say. well mostly funny

    7. kel* says – reply to this


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      BTW its Montrealers… not montrealites

    8. nataliann says – reply to this


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      why do you keep writing 'april'?

    9. Porterville CA says – reply to this


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      Perez your such a hater! Didn't you get enough hugs as a child?

    10. Burn says – reply to this


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      first….such a dumbass

    11. jj says – reply to this


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      isn't her name AVRIL (not april)?

    12. hmm says – reply to this


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      how sad…she should be ashamed

    13. woody!!! says – reply to this


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      It's at the same time sad and funny to watch this bitch's career crumble right before her eyes.

    14. Justina says – reply to this


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      Her name is Avril! Or is the April part of the gag….?!

    15. v says – reply to this


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      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA
      im pretty sure every other canadian knows where montreal is… and where it isnt

    16. Vancouver Island says – reply to this


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      oh! hahaha! stupid Avril! People from Quebec hate people from Ontario, and vice versa! She must have been booed for the remainder of the night!!!!!!

    17. katie says – reply to this


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      what a douche.
      its not like its the second biggest city in canada or anything, or that its name is French
      our news paper here in MTL gave her performance a pretty decent review though regardless of the fact that she's an idiot.

    18. lori says – reply to this


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      I take it you are just a smart as she is because her name is AVRIL NOT APRIL what a hippocrit you are fat ass, and get a makeover QUICK

    19. ... says – reply to this


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      APRIL lavigne?!!? its avril

    20. binny says – reply to this


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      isn't it Avril?

    21. MissVera says – reply to this


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      Wow… how very stupid of her. I'm originally a Quebecer now living in Ontario… and considering how proud Montrealers are to live in Quebec…. i'm surprised she didn't have people walking out.

    22. yeahyeah.. says – reply to this


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      Re: aa – lol

    23. boo says – reply to this


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      uh oh

    24. Cat says – reply to this


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      1st

    25. CJ says – reply to this


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      April?

    26. Emma says – reply to this


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      Yeaaaah you pretty much learn where Montreal is in friggin grade one.

    27. octavio says – reply to this


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      Who the hell cares? She slipped up. She's human. And looks like one. Which is more than I can say for Perez.

    28. Alexandra says – reply to this


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      STOP CALLING HER APRIL!!

    29. yeahyeah.. says – reply to this


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      sad..poor girl

    30. Kaitlyn says – reply to this


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      Not to mention Quebec and Ontario Are RIVAL provinces….not only does she not know her geography, but i am quite surprise that everyone in the bell center didn't get up and leave.

    31. deenums says – reply to this


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      As a Montrealer, I can confirm that it's quite the snafu to call the province Ontario, as there's this whole rivalry with the French-English thing between Quebec and Ontario, on top of that.

    32. bk says – reply to this


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      wow
      3rd

    33. April G says – reply to this


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      OMG stop the presses. Get over it Perez. You're becoming lame with this boring vendetta. Move the fuck on…

    34. octavio says – reply to this


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      And it's AVRIL, idiot!

    35. kimberly says – reply to this


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      april!

    36. CASEY says – reply to this


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      Canada hates Montreal and Quebec, woo hoo for Avril for pissing them off!

    37. Jen says – reply to this


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      Why do u keep calling her April instead of Avril? The P and the V are quite far apart, so there is no excuse!!!

      AVRIL OR APRIL SUCKS!!!

    38. pry says – reply to this


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      she IS american, because canada is part of north america. as is mexico. why does everyone forget that?!?!?!?!

    39. Jason says – reply to this


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      She is such a twit.

    40. Cory says – reply to this


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      Her name is Avril…fuck tard

    41. fucking dumbass says – reply to this


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      why do you call her APRIL?? I don't get it. . .

    42. Laury says – reply to this


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      No!!! She said that???? I'm from Quebec and this is just…wow. How dumb can she be??? And I can't believe 10 000 people showed up to see that shit.

    43. casey says – reply to this


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      Avril is French for April…..Idiots

    44. nat says – reply to this


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      avril means april in case people didnt know. as a montreal im am ultra-offended. what a moron

    45. Amanda says – reply to this


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      Didn't any of you take French in school??

    46. T-Bone says – reply to this


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      AVRIL MEANS APRIL IN FRENCH STUPID RETARDS!
      GOD!

    47. Laury says – reply to this


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      Re: CASEY

      And Quebec hates the rest of Canada. Go fuck yourself.

    48. manouche says – reply to this


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      i am from Montréal!!! the Montréal in Québec!!!! ahahaha! she is an idiot by the way!

    49. It's Mercedes Bitches says – reply to this


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      she's so god damn annoying. some of her old songs are pretty sweet, but she sucks now.

    50. Dale says – reply to this


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    51. Court says – reply to this


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      Okay I am a PROUD Ontarian and I am so disapointed, How can you not know the cities the are in your province?! you can keep her America, cause Canada doesn't want her!

    52. heather says – reply to this


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      UGH… this girl is an idiot.
      This isnt the first time she's done this…
      Remember when she introduced David Bowie as David BAW-WEE?

      BOW-IE… not BAW-WEE.

      Girl needs some education

    53. ADAM! says – reply to this


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      Its Avril, not APRIL
      If that was a joke because Avril is French for April it was pretty bland, and lame.
      American Ignorance is astonishing.

    54. Avril says – reply to this


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      Avril is April in French, fools.

    55. Coleeo says – reply to this


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      April? I assume it's a joke… I don't get it.

    56. ANGELA says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHHAHA. OH MY…
      MAYBE SHE'LL COME TO NEWFOUNDLAND WHERE SHE COULD SELL OUT THE STADIUM, BUT OF COURSE NO ONE COMES TO POOR NEWFOUNDLAND TILL THERE CAREERS GO DOWN THE DRAIN.

    57. Shane says – reply to this


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      Avril means April in french duh

    58. Laura says – reply to this


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      As a canadian, I didn't think I would be offended… everyones always making fun of Canada.
      But C'mon Avril, Fuck you! You dumb Bitch!

    59. Dale says – reply to this


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      Isn't Hilton the same person who assumed all canadians spoke french!

    60. Sarah says – reply to this


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      Umm ok asses Avril is French for April. So, really if you translated her name it would be April. And shes said before that she hates being called April, so its just Perez fucking with her. She deserves to be made fun of anyway! That was a dumbass mistake!

    61. Jim says – reply to this


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      I bet Perez just made this crap up. He's such a liar.

    62. Allan says – reply to this


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      Listen to 30 second clips to all songs from Mariah Carey's "E=MC2" here:

      youtube . com/watch?v=MslqQaGGrMQ

    63. l0lita says – reply to this


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      Re: jj DUMB ASSES. APRIL = AVRIL. april is the english of the french word avril. perez is trying to be funny. too bad 90% of his readers are idiots

    64. kerry says – reply to this


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      why are u calling her April? That's the second post with april

    65. MJ43 says – reply to this


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      Why do you keep putting APRIL LAVIGNE!?!??!?!?!

    66. g-unit says – reply to this


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      Guys, he calls her April because it's the English translation of Avril. Learn fucking French.

    67. FLQ says – reply to this


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      holy fuck. she better watch her back from now on, the FLQ is gonna be after that bitch's ass now!!

    68. Shane says – reply to this


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      Re: deenums

      lmfao Quebec is hated by ALL of Canada, not just Ontario.

    69. biiploy says – reply to this


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      itdiots LOL, l0lita is correct. Avril is the french term for April. How do any of you not know that? hahaha

    70. nv says – reply to this


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      Lol wat a tart poor thing!

    71. Perez lies says – reply to this


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      This is definitely a lie. No way she could do that without mainstream press making something of it. Perez lies. Again.

    72. Katz says – reply to this


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      avril is french for april

    73. Aneeda says – reply to this


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      Avril is April en francais, zut!

    74. Canadiana says – reply to this


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      Hes calling her April to piss her off… In french Avril means April.
      I'm assuming he is suggesting her name is staged much like the rest of her image.

    75. XXX says – reply to this


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      I'm from canada, i'm not ashamed, i'm more ashamed that montreal/shithole is in north america

    76. mary says – reply to this


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      Why do you have such a hate on for Avril? It's kind of embarrassing that you spend so much energy trying to say bitchy things about her.
      Is there a story behind the animosity that you could share with us?

    77. Rachel says – reply to this


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      haha, wow, I am Canadian and I am ashamed. That's just stupidity.

    78. pringle says – reply to this


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      Canada is on the North American continent. She is an American.

    79. biiploy says – reply to this


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      Re: pry – they are a part of the CONTINENT north america. but they are separate countries. do you say italy and greece and france and germany and so on are the same country because they're all in Europe? No. Douche bag.

    80. jenjen says – reply to this


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      The funniest part of it all is, Avril grew up in Ontario! What a dumbass, I can't stand her!

    81. chicken tonight says – reply to this


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      oh lol poor her… hopefully she knows her geography & it was just an error!
      and for whoever wrote that ontario hates quebec and vise versa.. it's not true!! only during hockey season! goooooooo habs gooooooooo!!!
      and perez… LOVE your translation using american references! made me giggle! xx

    82. P. says – reply to this


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      I'm From Québec FUCK YOU APRIL !

    83. JE ME SOUVIENS says – reply to this


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      ANOTHER REASON WHY WE (QUEBEC) SHOULD SEPARATE FROM THE REST OF CANADA… THEY DON'T GIVE A SH!T ABOUT US, ALL THEY WANT IS TO LEECH OUR RE$OURCES AND BRAG THAT THEY HAVE ONE OF THE BEST PLACES ON EARTH IN THEIR COUNTRY! FUCK CANADA - VIVE LE QUEBEC LIBRE!

    84. Katie says – reply to this


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      What a fucking retard. I'm Canadian, and absolutely ashamed that Avril is from here. She's the laughing stock of Canada too, TRUST ME.

    85. sar says – reply to this


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      omg. how did avril even say that. she was born in ontario, she should clearly know the difference. eat shit.

    86. IDIOTS says – reply to this


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      YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM THE U.S. WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT "APRIL" IS THE ENGLISH EQUIVILANT TO HER FRENCH NAME, "AVRIL"

    87. aaaaaa says – reply to this


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      why do you keep calling her aPril??? did I miss something?

    88. Katya says – reply to this


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      I LOVE that you are calling her APRIL and not AVRIL after her ridiculous blunder!

    89. Tracy says – reply to this


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      although Avril lacks an education regarding geography - your posting about APRIL Lagvigne, instead of Avril makes this posting just as stupid as her comments. Get a grip!

    90. Katie says – reply to this


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      And for you all you half-wits, Avril is French for the month April. Read a fucking book for once. Morons.

    91. canada says – reply to this


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      I don't believe for a second she didn't know Montreal is in Quebec. All Canadians know that by the time they reach first grade. The name of the city is even French, as if that's not enough of a giveaway. I'm willing to believe it was an honest mistake, and I'm not even an Avril fan.

    92. Z says – reply to this


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      Avril is April in french to all you clueless nitwits, he uses it as something of an insult.
      also, saying you're in ontario in quebec is an even bigger offence than just that.
      quebec often does not even want to be a part of the rest of the country.

    93. what a douche says – reply to this


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      She should just go away already.

    94. Dev says – reply to this


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      Avril = April in French.

      Perez, you're right. As a Canadian, I AM pissed. What a moron. No respect for her now

    95. JennatheCanadian says – reply to this


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      dumb ass, and shes from Ontario! How could she mess this one up ?. she should be ashamed. ..looks good on her though right?

    96. APRIL MEANS AVRIL IN FRENCH, YOU 'TARDS! says – reply to this


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      OK, I think you all are missing Perez' joke here. AVRIL IS THE FRENCH WORD FOR APRIL!!!! So since she didnt even know she was in Quebec, the FRENCH province, he's calling her by her English name…
      DUH!

    97. khole says – reply to this


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      avril is french for april. Not like it matters. Im disgusted that trash came out of my country…and her home town is god damn Ontario…so i dont see how she managed to be such a re re. I thikn she would have noticed when everyone was speaking not english and dressed as mimes. (thats how they dress in montreal right?)

    98. www says – reply to this


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      Re: FLQ
      hahaha, ohh the FLQ is gonna be piiiiisseddd. that shit is serious!

    99. kendall says – reply to this


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      WHY do Americans not know anything about Canada? I am not talking about Avril because she's just a douche, but the way Perez has to inform the general population reading this website that Ontario (is another province) Canada. Shouldn't you just know?? Seriously. They are all so fucking ignorant and only care about what is directly in front of them!

    100. tomabbott says – reply to this


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      Avril is from Ontario and being born and from Canada i know 100% she was not saying it like that. you can phraze what she said as

      "i love you Montreal"(breath) im so glad to be back in Ontario

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