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Lohan F'ing Things Up

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Looks like there's a chance that La Lohan's new album might not be released on time this year cause she's supposedly being really lame.

Reports are that the 'recovering' addict isn't being cooperative with scheduling and has already canceled important meetings with uberproducer Timbaland.

According to an insider, "(Her record label) Universal is trying to make her new album a success by lining up great producing talents, and, recently, they even hooked Timbaland. But Lindsay has canceled their planned meetings twice," says the snitch.

This album needs to happen! We need new material to mock!

And, if Ali Lohan knows what's good for her, she will cooerce big sis into doing a duet on the album.

Lohan on Lohan! Priceless.

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 2:00 pm / Email this  »
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    56 comments to “Lohan F'ing Things Up”

    1. ll says – reply to this


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      she got kinda ugly!!

    2. tz says – reply to this


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      first?

    3. ll says – reply to this


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      second

    4. cafemommy says – reply to this


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      Who cares? She's a has been…get over her — why don't you find some REAL newsworthy stuff to post about!!

    5. perezluvr says – reply to this


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      douche bag!

    6. sarah says – reply to this


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      she just needs to get out of the limelight, she's no good at singing or acting…

    7. Flangie nopants says – reply to this


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      Ginger Minge

    8. Truth Teller says – reply to this


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      Lame.

    9. VAN says – reply to this


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      1ST@!!!

    10. d says – reply to this


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      n

    11. molly says – reply to this


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      first!!!

    12. suze says – reply to this


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      THUNDER THIGHS

    13. mee-oww says – reply to this


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      next …

    14. Lulu says – reply to this


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      She has as much talent singing as my cat does when it's constipated and trying to push a big one out in the litter box.

    15. ange says – reply to this


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      Re: tz – Nope….. hahahahahahahaha

    16. greg says – reply to this


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      i wouldnt be mocking her music perez, its way better than most the shit you post here.

    17. flangie nopants says – reply to this


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      Re: sarah –

      She takes a good line n shot….

    18. mv says – reply to this


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      what the fuck is on her feet?

    19. TIMERBLANDROCKS says – reply to this


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      She is being really stupid for missing important meetings. She STILL has to treat it like it really is..A BUSINESS. Just because some people will cut her some slack doesn't mean people such as Timberland are going to! She is only hurting her 'career'..whats left of it…

    20. hungry Italian says – reply to this


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      i think she is beautiful!!! As for her singing voice, well, shes doesnt have one. Her acting is shitty too but I think she can be script written.

    21. disturbed says – reply to this


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      She needs to lotion her legs and take off those ugly ass Bethlehem sandals.

    22. WTF??? says – reply to this


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      Re: mv – my question exactly…

    23. lisa k says – reply to this


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      scheduling conflicts? is she serious? Timbaland may possibly be her salvation since her day job has pretty much tanked, she needs all the fucking help she can get. Timbaland is the hottest fucking producer you can get right now. She's a total fuck up. Lets just stop talking about the fucking bitch and maybe she'll just finally go away.

    24. ELI says – reply to this


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      Wow, c'mon Perezhilton.com. At least TRY to make it sound like Perez. WE WANT PEREZ, WE WANT PEREZ. Your staff is just not capturing your tone…if it's really you then that's worse. Our post on www.thegreylist.com says it all. Keep it real Perez…the Grey.

    25. jim says – reply to this


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      perez you are such a fame seeking suck up - Lohan is f'ed up but SO ARE YOU - you attack everyone who recognizes you for the fat insecure queen you are - Gummi Bear is lots better looking than you with your red blotchy winehouse face AND perez has JESSICA DISEASE - CAN"T SHUT HIS MOUTH - bet John noticed

    26. You and I says – reply to this


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      She is so ugly. How in the world did she get famous?

    27. mean girl says – reply to this


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      i can't wait for orange oprah's new show…LILO who? lololol

    28. cambel says – reply to this


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      Since she isn't working the only excuse for missing the meetings is that she is most likely doing drugs and drinking again. Remember, that was why she kept missing work on the movie "Georgia Rule".

    29. melanie says – reply to this


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      I do not ever see her being taken serious as a singer. Kinda reminds me of Heidi! She should just stick to acting if she can even do that anymore.

    30. Dina says – reply to this


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      She's a nasty ass ginger drug whore

    31. Loady Smurf says – reply to this


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      Ugly.Fat.Whore. She needs to OD already.

    32. Marky says – reply to this


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      You're waiting for something to mock? Just look in the mirror.

    33. lee says – reply to this


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      Why would Timbaland waste his time? there are serious artists artists/talent that would give anything to work with him - she is a total waste of space

    34. SAm says – reply to this


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      HAHAH GOod oonnee perez. we do need new material to mock. MAKE THIS HAPPEN LOHAN!!! lmao

    35. Anonymous says – reply to this


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      Lindsay: If it doesn't feel right, don't do it (the CD, that is). Don't just cancel meetings. Tell the truth! I presume you're under contract to produce another CD, but still - there are ways around that besides being an ass. First of all, fire your PR person. They are Useless. Secondly, GET THE HELL OUT OF CALIFORNIA!!!!!

    36. 1486 says – reply to this


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      She should be grateful Timbaland wants to be in the same room as her… fuck that even that there was an offer in the first place. If this is all true, come on Lindsay honey really YOUR NOT THAT GREAT….

    37. SH3RRY says – reply to this


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      LL is nothing but a dick sucking whore drunk ass firecrotch slut waste of talent.

    38. Jackie says – reply to this


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      Woah, Lindsay is looking large.

    39. Jackie says – reply to this


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      Re: SH3RRY – Woah. Lindsay is looking large.

    40. booshdag says – reply to this


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      Most artists are dropped after 1 failed CD, let alone 2 like this dumb cunt. Why is the record label financing a third? No one wants to hear this bitch warbling anymore.

    41. Kiki says – reply to this


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      Hopefully she's back on the coke. She is chubbers again…
      Nice stain on the front of that dumpy dress.

    42. jimmy says – reply to this


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      She should get a job at Kmart selling albums, it sure looks like she shops at Kmart. Her outfit sucks and she looks like her mother who is a hag that pimps out her kids.

    43. DENTON T says – reply to this


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      Re: Lindsay Lohan – HEY THERE LINDSAY I DO'NT CARE WHAT THE OTHER PEOPLE SAY YOU'RE A FINE ACTRESS/SINGER AND I WOULD LIKE TO MEET YOU AND POSIBLELY BE YOUR B/F

    44. lanny lantoon says – reply to this


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      Y u a busda lindZ?

    45. ewqewq says – reply to this


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      smart move, timbaland is a dick and produces boring walmart shit

    46. ck says – reply to this


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      What the hell did she do to her face? Her teeth look weird now…I don't think its the lips but the teeth got bigger or something. She looks like she is trying to look like a Barbie doll. And her eyebrows or eyelids look different. But not as bad as the mouth thing. Ewwwwwww.

    47. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww says – reply to this


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      How the f-ck do you know that you are so full of shit with these stupid stories you just assume shit and think people will take it for real you are so far removed from the truth lame reporting what a stupid cheap shot story. desperate turnip head Perez.

    48. Justinluver1011 says – reply to this


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      Just leave her alone shes just tryin to get her life back on track Perez and of course she isnt goin to change over night its goin to take some time.Be a supporter not a downer! Pls

    49. Lenni says – reply to this


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      WHO THE FUCK CANCELS ON TIMBALAND????

      IS SHE FUCKING RETARDED? He shouldn't even work with her she is such a JOKE!!!!

    50. katie says – reply to this


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      what's F.C stand for?

    51. Wow. says – reply to this


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      wow, whats wrong with the people on here? Most of you on here bash on Lindsay so bad. You don't know her and don't know what her life is like, so stop talking shit. Just jealous because she gets more chances to prove herself while your all at home telling her to die. Thats sad, and really fucked up.

    52. ahkany says – reply to this


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      are you serious…

      this is what happened with the other opportunities she had?
      and now shes an out-of-work actress. that leaves her NO WHERE.

      canceling on Timbaland TWICE?! are you god damned serious? hello? this is TIMBALAND we're talking about.

      i dont understand this chick and im ashamed to say that i have her 1st album. just ashamed.

      lindsay just doesnt know how to quit.
      wait…nevermind woops.

      she knows NOTHING but that. =]

    53. kathy025 says – reply to this


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      Fuck you Perez. You just go bashing celebrities because they have the career you ever wanted. Fuck you. _|_

    54. Anonymous says – reply to this


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      Im sorry to say that I have finally come to the serious conclusion that this chick really is a frigen idiot. She just cannot seem to get it together as far as her career is concerned. Really Perez is right about the fact that she might as well just be another Paris. She should just scratch the idea of doing anything worthwhile in the entertainment industry. She keeps throwing away really good oprotunities to do anything good or meaningful. She is just a habitual partier with no other real ambition. How or why would you screw up the opp. to work with Timbaland????? She should be so f@#$#$* lucky!!! And she is cancelling appts. and probably wasting everyone's time. I am sure that they are not impressed. I know that she has had some family issues of late but come on. Other people in this industry have personal issues as well but they make it happen and make time to honour committments that they have made. What a waste. There are plenty of people out there with REAL talent that would kill to have that opp. and would not piss it away. I just don't get it, there is so much of that everywhere anymore!! People like that need to be slapped and told "Wake the fuck up." If this is not what they really want to be doing then move the hell on.

    55. kathy025 says – reply to this


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      How will anybody get to set things right if papz and guy cunts keep following you around? At least celebrities have lives of their own, unlike Perez who desperately needs other people's lives to keep living.

    56. Ella says – reply to this


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      wow, it's not really a shock to read this.
      all washed-up stars choose the wrong direction and …go to hell, i guess.
      seriously, timbaland is like the most respected producer in the music industry right now, and she "missed" her meetings?!
      Seriously, i would kill to work with timbaland.
      she is such a hoe.
      she used to be someone and had a glowing career.
      I guess DUI:s, really mess up your life.
      The only thing she can do now is attend at WWE- matches and strip in a movie.
      WHORE!