Quote of the Day
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"I have a lot of anal habits - I squeegee out my shower every single time I take it. And I’m just a dictator about my cappuccino maker nobody else is allowed to touch it because they don’t clean it up properly. I also like my towels folded in thirds and when the kids don’t (do that), I’m like, ‘Well, use your own towels. Don’t use my towels!’ The way I cope with all my neuroses is I just get out of my head - go to the gym, ski or do yoga or hike."
- Jodie Foster, on her "eccentricities"
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: April 3, 2008 at 2:40 pm




cool
ha first!
FIRST!
why won't you leave her alone?
jodie or mr grease
Love LOve LoVE…..Jodie!!!!
sound like me. love this woman. we would get along fine.
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OMG hilarious
I wood like to poke Jodie
in the hantas…deep in
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Perez you idiot, anal habits can be construed to make a male gay, but not a female. Do you need an anatomy lecture? Now back off and let people live their lives, in or out of the closet.
Hmmm, I have the same habits and i didn't think I was neurotic, just particular.
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Seriously Perez?? Have you never heard the word "anal" be used this way? It must be a slooow news day.
Re: Mooriah Carry –
Heil Hilter, heil hitler Heil Hitler,
fucking
make me, fuck
I noticed how NOT ONE way of "getting rid of her neuroses" was feminine, like getting a facial or caring for orchids. I don't like closet-cases, whether they're male or female. Period. They're truly worthless!
Doesn't she have bigger fish to fry than cappucino machines and tri-folded towels??? Sheesh ! (15th!!)
Hottest lesbo ever.
Re: Money – I loved the sex we had together.
You hate her because you want to be her…..huh, Perez???
She rocks and doesn't suck cocks…….and you are the exact opposite!!!
I don't think they pooned each other afterwards!
what is the big deal about being first!? whoa what an awesome cmnt it is to be like "first!" ya'll are retarded.
but then again what is there to say about this persons ocd's…
um that's cool.
Re: Mooriah Carry –
Go fuck
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Re: Mooriah Carry – Can you believe that this is a 19 yr. old female…..still attached to her mommy that writes this shit!!!
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*
Re: Whatev –
Did you enjoy me the other day?
She squeegees out her shower every single time she takes it? Is that what they're calling it these days?
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Well at least she knows she's anal retentive and can poke fun at herself and has a sense of humor. Too many people take themselves too seriously.
She's gorgeous!
I squeeqie my shower everytime i use it too
I was first once and I actually said something that got lots of laughs. Okay, picture it: the thread was about the University of Michigan offering a course on "Gay Studies." And I said simply "Is Madonna teaching it?" I got so many compliments and it really made my week! I don't think if you say first and that's all that it should even count. That should be a new rule. I'm emailing Perez right away to see if he'll support me on this. And then I'm going to have a grilled cheese sandwich, Lay's Potato Chips (the original kind), a big sour pickle, and a 40 oz. Dr. Pepper from the gas station down the street.
I saw John Travolta wearing a T-shirt that asked if people have seen his sex tape! AMAZING!!
You can see the Tshirt and buy it here: www.YouAreSoFamous.com
I'm the same way with my towels!
Re: Juan Lobo – Shut up, stupid. Go away.
Re: NoncyBOy – Are you serious? Yay for you! You made a totally un-funny joke and got "compliments." You are sad, sad, sad.
Does licking vag and then pretending not to count as an eccentricity or a hobby?
GET A F*CKING LIFE, PEREZ. SHE IS OUT. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT, FANBOY?
It is so annoying when towels are folded wrong. And if she want to clean the cappuccino machine- awesome!! Let her. And then let's go for a bitchen hike. She is so cool…
I think I see antennae growing out of her head. Is she a scientologist and closeted?
Yeah we probably all have habits that others would find annoying. She's not alone in this. I (discreetly) lick clean those little butter containers at restaurants and I lick my plate in the privacy of my own home. And who among us has not peed in the shower? Not too many I would guess.
Re: Nonsense Boy – Oh am I SSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOO hurt! And get your own name, Nutsukker Boy!
I'd like to make Jodie straight!
Re: Nonsense Boy – Hey ASSHOLE! You can't even come up with something original–like a NAME–or idea when there's no time constraint to be "first!" Who the fuck are YOU, anyway??? I love to see what Noncyboy's gonna say next. He's one of my favorite contributors on Perez. And I'm a straight guy!
damn mommy dearest
It is called Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
I got a strap-on for her anal habits.
WAIT A MINUTE. I THOUGHT TRAVOLTA WAS THE ONE THAT WAS ANAL. GET IT? TEE HEE
Geez she folds her towels and cleans things around her house. Lets take her out and have her strung up. How dare she ignore the REAL things out there like clubbing, showing her snatch to the cameras, drugging it up & the good ol' dui. When will she learn???
sounds like somebody need a Chill pill
Boy, did John Hinckley fuck this girl up.
This is exactly what happens when women go a lifetime without cock.
she's fantastic.
if i wasn't too lazy i would squeegee out my shower everyday too.
Is she like OCD or something?
Who is that guy with John Travolta?
Re: Carl – I couldn't do it.
WHAT A LOVELY PHOTO OF TWO RAGING HOMOSEXUALS, PEREZ. TWO GREAT BIG OL (SCREAMING IN THE CASE OF MS REVOLTA) OBVIOUS QUEENS, AS IT WERE.
I Love Her…..Scorpios rule.
Re: Nonsense Boy – HEY YOU ASS WIPE…DON'T BE PICKING ON NONCYBOY CAUSE HE'S ONE HELL OF A LOT MORE ENTERTAINING THAN YOUR LAME ASS COULD EVER HOPE TO BE…AND HIS MADONNA COMMENT WAS REALLY FUNNY…I REMEMBER IT…AND JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO PUT DOWN THOSE HERE THAT DO. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL TRACK YOU DOWN AND BEAT YOU SENSELESS WITH ONE OF MY 8 INCH STILLETTOS.
Hey! I like my towels folded in thirds too!!
Just because she chose to go it alone and have a family, doesn't mean she's a homo Perez! It's called privacy. Does she have to suck someones dick in public to change your mind? WOW! All single women over the age of 40 must be gay! Get real!
Re: dina o – WAKE UP YOU INCREDIBLY DUMB COW…JODIE FOSTER IS A DYKE…AND JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT HER TO BE DOESN'T MEAN SHE ISN'T. EVERYBODY…AND I MEAN EVERYBODY…IN HOLLYWOOD IS AWARE OF THE FACT, AND FOSTER HAS RECENTLY STARTED ACKNOWLEDGING HER LESBIAN PARTNER IN PUBLIC…SO GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT YOU IGNORANT TWAT OR SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!!
Perez you are DISGUSTING. Jodie is a classy woman. Possibly the classiest woman in hollywood. And only because she is a lesbian you make these riculous and obnoxious comments and she does not deserve that. So it's okay for you gays to make homophobic comments about each other but then you beg them to come out and be your role models at the same time? You are a dumb ass. What does anal have to do with being lesbian anyway? Leave that woman alone. She's the best actress and so smart and cute and the one former child star who is a class act and has been all her life..
Re: janebird – WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU FUCKING BITCH…ALL PEREZ DID WAS PRINT A QUOTE FROM JODIE'S OWN MOUTH…READ WHAT'S WRITTEN BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR FAT MOUTH NEXT TIME…OR SHOULD I SAY REV UP YOUR FAT FINGERS !
Re: janebird – Right on! And "Toolbelt Jodie" is always willing to help a lovely starlet with a clogged twat–I mean toilet!
Hey jody you have something in your teeth,oh wait it a long curly grey hair.
i SOOOOOOOOOOOOO fold my towels in thirds!
i can't STAND when they're folded otherwise!
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Why does she have antenna coming out of her head? Alien?
Thank God someone else is Nutz I thought I was alone…. Go GURL
Everyone knows Jodie is gay, she just prefers to keep her life private. I know you media whores think it's a crime, I think it shows class. And she likes a clean house and doesn't make her maid do every little thing for her. What's the big problem?
Oh yeah, if people clean their own bathrooms it will put most of you Perez readers out of a job.
Oh MAN, please don't tell me the Scientolofreaks have got Jodie too?
:( I hope not!
Funny, before I saw that Jodi had said that, I assumed these were Travolta's words…