Seinfeld's Brush With Death!
Filed under: Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld cheated death in the Hamptons this past Saturday when the brakes on his vintage Fiat failed and the car flipped over.
Scary!
The braking accident occurred at 7:40 p.m. Saturday on Skimhampton Road in East Hampton, said East Hampton Police Chief Todd Sarris.
"The brakes went bad," Sarris said. "He had to pull the emergency brake," which Sarris said still failed to halt the two-door vehicle as it headed into traffic on the highway. Seinfeld then cut the wheel to the right and "the car rolled over" and stopped yards from the intersection - just short of other vehicles.
The 1967 Fiat BTM rolled onto the passenger side, then the roof, and finally came to rest on the driver's side.
"His actions probably avoided a very serious accident," Sarris said. "I think he was a little shaken up, with justification."
He must have left the scene of the accident with his pants soiled with shit!
Police rushed to the scene, but the comic did not require medical attention.
Jerry brushed off the whole thing. He says, "Because I know there are kids out there, I want to make sure they all know that driving without braking is not something I recommend, unless you have professional clown training or a comedy background, as I do. It is not something I plan to make a habit of."
Jerry, it's cool to collect vintage cars and all, but we're hoping you switch your errand car to something from at least the 90's with advanced brake features!
[Image via WENN.]



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That's scary.
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geeze. first.
wow Im glad he is ok. Seriously those old cars are cool but youhave to think of the safety of them!
Whoa, that's some scary shit. Thank God he's ok.
loser 5th?
crazy!!!!!!!!!!
now I understand why my husband does not want to drive vintage cars at all.
Poor Jerry!
…woa
Bet he's bummed about the car
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That's awful! Especially as he's a fabulously funny comedien and one of the few people in show biz who's genuinely talented. Drive safely xxx
wooooo!
PEREZ IS SLOW.
I'M GLAD THIS GUY IS OKAY.
U GOT THE POLL IDEA FORM SPENCER HER TOLD ME
Dammit! Lost another Jew to Ditech!
I like Jew's. Plus they have money. He could pay me.
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In college, I had a 68 Fiat - those thing are about as sturdy as a tin can - he's one lucky dude.
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as if theyve made a game from it…
Ugh, he wouldn't be missed.
At least he wasn't drunk…so sick of hearing about idiots and their dui's.
He's cute.
Throw this jew down the well!
I DONT FIND HIM FUNNY.
THE ACCIDENT WAS SCARY THO!
I met him once, that guy is a complete DICK! Stick to Porche's asshole. Everyone knows that Fiat's suck.
I wonder if Obama Hussain knows the alphabet?
Cause he sure can't bowl..a 39!!
I think he speaks Bin Laden.
how is the car?? did the car get hurt???
I am Asian and my community is worried that if John McCain gets in that he will waterboard all of us because of what we did to him for six years. Please don't let McCain get in. I am so afraid.
F.I.A.T. = FIX IT AGAIN, TONY!
Final Destination 4 is coming out
#36 STFU! You Gook!
good thing it wasn't a convertible bwahaha
It was probably that crazy bitch who is accusing his wife of "stealing" her ideas from a cookbook!
ah was he wishing seinfeld was still on, I am sure he can get a tv,it is there is and always be a hack,and that movie about him went no where and I worked on it so glad noone was hurt but he,he is lame and he knows it
and please get some braains to make sure your car is in order I am sure he can pay for that, if someone lost their life,that is how stupid he is
Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, aw, who cares? And then I think, hey, what's for supper?
Ill bet the scientologists are behind it. A failed HIt on a guy who teeters on joining the cult
OMG i love jerry seinfeld. thats some scary shit
I worked for jerry and jessica for the weekend as their assistant. She fired me because i mentioned, i liked and met mariah carey. I was ok with it because every time i heard him laugh i wanted to throw up..
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