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Stay Away, Mucca!

Filed under: Anglophilia > Heather Mills

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They don't want her in the U.K., so now she's heading to our shores.

Heather Mills is house hunting in the NYC, folks.

We don't want you here either!

That $50 million divorce settlement is burning a hole in her pocket!

She's supposedly been eyeing a development in Greenwich Village where apartments range in price from $900,000 for a studio apartment to $12 million for a four-bedroom penthouse.

Noooo….don't ruin NYC for us, Mucca!

[Image via WENN.]

90 comments to “Stay Away, Mucca!”

  1. h says – reply to this


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    I love little girls!

  2. h says – reply to this


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    and you?

  3. h says – reply to this


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    I eat hairless pussies!

  4. heathersacunt says – reply to this


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    fuck that one legged dirty whore skank.

  5. ld says – reply to this


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    first

  6. {{[ itz hill/bill bitchez]}}{I LUV ♥ PEREZ}}♥} says – reply to this


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    ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
    ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] i hate thiz

    fucking pig one legged stupid mouth ugly hair gross teeth money

    effen grubber bitch that ruin paul and he family bitch ..ztay the fuck out of our country…we hat e UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  7. kelsey says – reply to this


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    haha lol

  8. wefsafd says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  9. Rach! says – reply to this


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    first? woop!

  10. first says – reply to this


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    first

  11. I would like to make her hop around all day without a leg says – reply to this


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    thats what she deserves, no leg.

  12. Portolady says – reply to this


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    She can go back….HATE HER !!!

  13. Ann Coulter says – reply to this


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    This is my sister. I was raised in Europe with her as a child. Don't you love her? Isn't she the nicest person around? Didn't she make Paul's kids love her so much? She's wonderful like me, cause I am a Republican.

  14. Natalie says – reply to this


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    First!!!!

  15. occupemt says – reply to this


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    douche

  16. Jack says – reply to this


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    Oh yeah, I love it when I make a prepubescent boy orgasm, no cum spirts out, his little hairless cock just twitches!

  17. martinalutherking says – reply to this


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    I think its absolutely ridiculous that people despise this woman because she divorced Paul McCartney. Who gives a rats ass if she used him or not? He was using her too, he should've married a woman his own age!

    I'm still scratching my head at Perez's agenda, you hate people one minute then you love them the next (mostly, when they decide to do an interview w/ you). It's one thing to report on "celebrities" but its another to hate and defame people, its absolutely absurd.

    We do not know any of these people personally. Imagine if you were in their situations. Just ridiculous!

  18. TruthSeeker says – reply to this


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    I think its absolutely ridiculous that people despise this woman because she divorced Paul McCartney. Who gives a rats ass if she used him or not? He was using her too, he should've married a woman his own age!

    I'm still scratching my head at Perez's agenda, you hate people one minute then you love them the next (mostly, when they decide to do an interview w/ you). It's one thing to report on "celebrities" but its another to hate and defame people, its absolutely absurd.

    We do not know any of these people personally. Imagine if you were in their situations. Just ridiculous!

  19. kylie s says – reply to this


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    I wanna sniff her bare stump. I bet it's all hot and musky when she takes her wooden leg off!

  20. grus says – reply to this


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    Oh, no! She will just spend the millions that she has, and then go gold digging for more!

  21. anonymous to the max says – reply to this


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    At this rate her 50 million won't go very far!! EEEEWWWW……then she's going to try to break into show biz here in the US and annoy the hell out of everyone for years to come. Mucca you're such a disease!!!

  22. grus says – reply to this


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    Oh, no she is gold digging in America. Everyone beware!

  23. zither says – reply to this


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    Heather licks cow's cunt.

  24. cc says – reply to this


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    that photo of her is sooo funny…i dont really care if she goes to america…im from canada

  25. Mindy says – reply to this


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    NOOOOOOOOOO-stay the fuck out of our country Mucca!

  26. Marky says – reply to this


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    Ruin NYC for us? She won't ruin NYC any more than you've ruined LA.

  27. Fapo says – reply to this


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    Re: TruthSeeker

    Nobody despises because she divorced Mccartney. It's because she's a gold digger. And the way she has behaved in the trial.

    But go ahead, support greedy bastards. Just don't expect people with common sense to go along with you.

  28. QUEENIE says – reply to this


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    ^^^
    WE DON'T WANT YOU BIOTCH…
    look out wall street, MILLSY is headed your way!!!
    >>>

  29. Shelby Ann says – reply to this


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    Are there not any pictures of her without her big mouth hanging wide open? She needs to keep her gold digging, whining ass in her own country.

  30. cinnagirl69 says – reply to this


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    i hope Paul goes to court and forces her to stay in the UK or gives him custody of their daughter….get that child away from that NUT!!!!

  31. x says – reply to this


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    Bitch-if you come here we are gonna rip you a new asshole thats bigger than you mouth!!!!
    Go take your U-G-L-Y plastic face somewhere you are wanted- IF you havent noticed but everybody hates you everywhere!!!

  32. the great sphincter of egypt says – reply to this


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    this douchebag will be broke within 5 years.
    a day after she was awarded $50 million dollars,she already had
    filed 2 lawsuits and hired a team of forensic accountants to investigate
    mccartney's fortune.she will bankrupt herself trying to destroy mccartney
    and if it wasn't for him she would never have the $50 million in the first place.
    she is too mentally ill to have custody of a child.

  33. holly matronic says – reply to this


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    ew she's so ugly and greedy. she fuckin has a wooden leg.

  34. t says – reply to this


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    She's only coming over here cuz the dollar sucks big donkey ballz right now!

  35. Hyde says – reply to this


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    I wish she'd go buy some island and spare the rest of us her lunacy.

  36. PhilMcCrackin says – reply to this


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    If she is so concerned about her daughter's financial well being, why doesn't she buy a house in a less expensive area? She's nothing but a gold-digging lying two-faced scorned high priced escort. Just like she did for wealthy Middle Eastern clients. I hate this cunt!

  37. Alix says – reply to this


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    Oh hell NO. You and Naomi Campbell stay the fuck out of this country!!!!!

    By-the-by, if Fidel isnt dead, why hasn't he been seen?????

  38. Love that Paul says – reply to this


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    Someone introduce her to the Donald. They would be a match made in HELL.

  39. I hate her says – reply to this


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    she is so ugly and mean. she was my step mom and I hate her.

  40. Isabelle Cooley says – reply to this


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    She Soooooooo Predictable. Boring to her finger tips. What on earth is she playing out here? Spoilt child who will never be told no? Completely devoid of any sense of dignity and making it worse? Pretending to be a shark when she is really a tarantula? So PRECIOUS.

  41. HAHA says – reply to this


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    IM GLAD HEATHERS MOVING TO NYC, UK DOES NOT WANT HER.

    ALL OUR REJECTS LIVE IN AMERICA! HAHA YOU LOT CAN HAVE THEM ALL.

  42. OMG says – reply to this


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    I hope McCarthy does take her to court. How can she take his child to a foreign country?

    Mucca, please don't come to nyc, go to alabama or FLorida, no one wants you r gold digging as here. they will eat your country ass up alive in NYC, if you aint a hot model or 21 or have a title. You are just another one night stand for the NYC ho's.

  43. Maralee says – reply to this


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    Eww! You stupid bitch. What makes you think the U.S. wants the U.K.'s trash! If she does come here, can we deport her sorry a$$? Goddigging bitch!

  44. ed says – reply to this


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    "Noooo….don't ruin NYC for us, Mucca!"

    Where you live Perez? NYC is ruined and has been ruined for the past 25 years with all the out of state yuppie scumbags who ain`t got the balls to live in their own state moving in here like an infection, systematically destroying each part of NYC with their freaking Starbucks, pretentious attitudes, and midwestern accents. Now they set their sick eyeballs on Harlem. If this Mucca bitch moves here, she ain`t making it any worse than it already is.

  45. hrc says – reply to this


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    PEREZ IS RIGHT ABOUT THAT … WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE EITHER (and I'm typing directly to you Heather because I KNOW you'll read this!!). Do us all a favor and be VERY QUIET for a while and maybe you'll be more likeable … maybe

  46. realist says – reply to this


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    as a lifelong resident of nyc, i would appreciate if you left as well perez. your shizz stanks.

  47. HAHA the moron says – reply to this


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    You also take our rejects, you moron, I hear the Jackson family is moving to Devon, lol. You surely can have them. As for you, one-legged ugly gold-digger, stay in England!

  48. She is hoping to launch a lucrative television career in America says – reply to this


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    Yikes another brit riff-raff.

  49. Mary-Adele says – reply to this


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    Hahaha - Donald Trump watch out!!!

  50. ignrnfg says – reply to this


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    if that bitch thinks just cos she has that money that she will fit into ny's high society…shes sadly mistaken.

    heather is an OUTCAST !!!

  51. Feelie Dinkbender says – reply to this


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    I loved her quality open-beaver spread. Even the queens of the crack haven't matched it.

  52. Jenn says – reply to this


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    Exactly why does the media hate this woman so much? Because she married Paul and things didn't work out so they got divorced? Nobody flipped out when Steven Speilbergs ex wife walked away with a crap load more than this woman. Oh yes, it must be because she was involved with one of the beloved Beatles. Please, the guy could have been the biggest asshole in the world to her. Men are so quick to just dismiss women as gold diggers so they don't look like the pricks some of them are.

  53. kiki says – reply to this


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    What i want to know is how she could get a visa???? Really! What is her education - modelling?

  54. Sweedie says – reply to this


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    Re: TruthSeeker
    I Agree. Wholeheartedly.
    Who really knows what went on behind closed doors in their marriage?
    I certainly don't.
    And if you hate her so much… Stop writing about what she is doing in her life!

    Live… and let live people….

  55. piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this


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    I heard that she has teamed up with Genitrex and Lysol and they are cumming out with a personal lube named Slippryclit. Supposedly it will cum in different flavors and smells based on hers and those of other skanks like Paris and Avril.

  56. $$$$lut says – reply to this


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    stay out of our of country you stupid one legged bitch. You are no better then Gov. Spencer whore, bc you are a fucking prostitute, you fuck for money.

  57. brian says – reply to this


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    shit we let everyone else in why not her. at least she wont be a drain on the economy like the latinos…

  58. MomV4 says – reply to this


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    NEW YORKERS shall let her know she is unwanted here. Try a fucking island somewhere, you skank. How hard is it, really, to stay with and be faithful to Paul McCartney???? You suck.

  59. gared says – reply to this


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    That money won't last her more than 5 years…just wait.

  60. dina o says – reply to this


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    This is where our IMMIGRATION laws should kick in…. Send that bitch to Iraq!I hear you can get a real good deal on a house.

  61. Lisa says – reply to this


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    Heather Mills is a very sick lady.
    She has Borderline Personality Disorder.
    Look it up.
    Do NOT sleep with her…
    Do NOT go into business with her…
    Do NOT be CHARMED by her.. None of it is real..
    Her stories are not real, she is not in touch with reality
    Protect yourself, America
    This illness affects up to 2% of the population, yet there is virtually no media coverage of it.
    Oprah and Dr. Phil seem to be afraid to say it out loud.
    But it is everywhere. We all know someone afflicted with it.
    Perhaps it is a family member, or a co-worker, or that nutty girlfriend, who was so gorgeous and previously delightful that you tried to let it pass the first few times she went psycho on you..
    or it was the fab boyfriend who changed so dramatically… blamed you for everything…HUH?
    PLEASE >> Educate yourself about BPD

  62. red_diablo says – reply to this


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    yet another pecker drawing….lol……………….

  63. Diane says – reply to this


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    NOBODY LIKES YOU, MUCCA, NOBODY!!!!

  64. another sphincter says – reply to this


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    citizens of New York!skank alert.your fair city will soon be victim to
    a one legged gold digging slut.she may be in disguise.if you catch
    anybody in public masturbating their stump or blowing crackheads
    for a quarter,use extreme caution.it's probably heather mills.
    you may now resume your regular activities.thank you.

  65. Tracy says – reply to this


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    Wait a minute you deceiving bitch! You said in the divorce that you would not move your child away from Paul and the money awarded to you was to buy a place in London. Stay away from the US!!!!!

  66. Tracy says – reply to this


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    Re: martinalutherking – Hey you uneducated stupid ass, read what she did in the divorce papers! Don't open your mouth until you learn how to read.

  67. Tracy says – reply to this


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    Re: Jenn – Read the fucking divorce papers. She said she would not take the child ut of the country away from her father and the money awarded to her was to but a place in London. Do not comment until you learn to read.

  68. karly says – reply to this


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    PLEASE TAKE HER AMERICA!!! IF YOU DON'T SHE MIGHT WANT TO COME TO AUSTRALIA AND WE DON'T FUCKING WANT HER EITHER!!! AT LEAST IN NYC THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE SHE'LL BE A DRIVE-BY VICTIM!!!

  69. Obama bin Laden says – reply to this


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    She should move to Albania or Armenia or someplace that doesn't speak English and won't understand how gross she is.

  70. misty meanor says – reply to this


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    can't we use the patriot act to ban this cunt from entering this country? she is SO much worse than a terrorist.

  71. Joy says – reply to this


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    Mucca stay the Fucka away from the US. I am tired of hearing your hateful mouth. You will suceed in destroying your daughter and that is disgusting.

  72. comeon says – reply to this


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    Don't listen to the haters Heather, we would love to have you!!

  73. joeyOh says – reply to this


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    Bull Shit she can live where ever she wants.

  74. natalia says – reply to this


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    RE: Karly- You moron, you need to stop believing the Scarface movies and visit NY. It is a stupid as us saying Crocodile Dundees are all over Australia and dingos will eat anyone who lives there.

  75. pb says – reply to this


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    First 9/11 and now this. New York City can't catch a break.

  76. robbie from York says – reply to this


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    All British women are like this one, trust me. Cause this one is one ugly, crazy, one-legged loser. And have you all read about the 220 pounder who's competing for Miss England? From a Brit to another, Paul, stick to American women. The new one looks classy, sane, attractive and with her own money and not into prostitution. Remember Linda.

  77. Sir Paul himself says says – reply to this


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    barmy fookin' cunt.
    she would wipe er' arse and then shoove it straight oop stump.
    she said the the awrsewipe clog'd oop theh sewer pipes
    if yer askin' me,i think it clog'd oop 'er brain pipe.

  78. mia says – reply to this


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    Heather move to Canada. We don't want you in NYC.

  79. the great sphincter of egypt says – reply to this


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    heather don't move to canada.we don't want you either.
    i've already started the petition.

  80. Babs says – reply to this


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    When is that harpie going to go away ?

  81. Babs says – reply to this


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    #82 - Mia…….WE don't want the cunt here in Canada either. Send her to the South Pole on an iceberg.

  82. Anonymous says – reply to this


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    Shouldn't Heather Mills be determining her charitable contributions first?

    That's her life's work, right?

  83. crackheaded whore says – reply to this


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    US NYers DO NOT WANT THAT WHORE HERE!

  84. Snickers says – reply to this


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    Gawd - go away you big-mouthed, one-legged crazy bitch!!! Hopefully some movers hauling a grand piano up a dumbwaiter to a Central Park West hi-rise apartment will see Heather walking down the street, let the ropes go and let the piano fall on her!!! Like on the Glad UltraFlex garbage bag commercials.

  85. Jenn says – reply to this


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    Re: Tracy – LOL! And don't respond until you can spell, sweetie.

  86. BB says – reply to this


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    NO - take away her passport, don't let her in, make her stay in the bed she made!

  87. Chloe says – reply to this


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    Hey, I live in GrenVill I don't want her there, Why the U.S. Why Nyc Why Greenwich Village! I know there are more important things, but this is just so Stupid!!!!

  88. I HATE PEREZ SO MUCH says – reply to this


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    HORSE TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    HORSE TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  89. MYCHEMICALROMANCE says – reply to this


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    for god's sake PISS OFF!

    why doesnt she go curl up and die somewhere?
    can't she tell that nobody likes her?
    her daughter will most likely will grow to hate her.
    she's just a stupid golddigger.

    man, if i was her daughter, i would go to court and ask for me to be taken away from my mother. jeez that woman annoys the s**t ou tof me.

  90. eve says – reply to this


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    dont wanna say anything but she got lot more than this 50 mln bacause as all u dont know dollar is worthless in europe now. so its best time for her to buy property in nyc when everything is so cheap in states.