The Public Masturbation Crisis!
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True
It's an epidemic!
Yet ANOTHER one!!!!!!!
University of Massachusetts junior Spencer Sinclair Ridenhour, a sociology major and football player, was arrested this past week after a female jogger reported seeing him staring at her and masturbating from a parked car
Ewwwwwww!
According to reports, the woman approached the man in the parked car because she thought he needed assistance. It was then that he exposed himself before driving away.
Slick move, Spencer. Real slick!
To make matters even more interesting, Ridenhour is also facing charges from another incident that took place the same day!!!
Earlier that day, a Smith student reported she was assaulted by an unidentified man who reportedly grabbed her ass on the street. This was about 30 minutes before the car masturbation incident.
Police arrested Ridenhour two days later, following more in depth details given by another young woman who was at a bus stop when she says she saw a male driver masturbate while he drove by.
Ridenhour is facing charges of open and gross lewdness from Northampton police. Smith College and UMass police are also intending to press felony charges. He will likely face indecent assault and battery charges from the universities.
According to reports, Ridenhour confessed to the improper behavior.
Dumb ass!
this is seriously disgusting!
I second that emotion.
my blog? www.dantessier.com
first!!!!!!!!! ewwwwwwwww
ewwww #2?
ew
Seriously guys, if you're that horny, hire a prostitute!
YEAH SMITH ON PEREZZZ
YEAH SMITH COLLEGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow.
nasty indeed
porn dvd sales are down i guess lol
Yeah Smith! This is epic.
perez
rumor willis was on the season finale of miss guided tonight
looking more dikeish then ever
get a pic up!
eww
u should make a page dedicated to sorta thing already!
um EWW freak
fucking sick bastard
What is wrong with people?! Do that at home!
Way to post his pic, Perez! BlaaaaaaHaaaaa. What a perv!
GO PEREZ
PUT THESE PEOPLE TO SHAME WHO ARE SCARING INNOCENT WOMEN LIKE US
this is so effing funny and stupid!!!!!!!!lol
How shocking! I say lock up his Wieenie for 30 days so he can't touch it!
lalala
From a parked car?
I have read this news and people's discussion on "million airef riends com". Many people are very interested in this. They are discussing it there.
Horny bastard.
Goodness he's cute.
AWESOME!!!!!! i'm gonna have to whip my dick out in an inappropriate place!!!!!!
HAHAHH what is it about people these days ?!
this is so funny. its gross but seriously,
is this guy for real ? !!
i thought athletes get all kinds of ass…even the ugly ones. guess thats not he case. someone needs to introduce these fellas to pornagraphy!!!
Isn't that what monkeys do in their cages at Petsmart ? Ohh same thing I guess…Obama lives in cages and jerks over pictures of Hillary and Big Bill!!!!
I go to Mount Holyoke College (one of the 5 Colleges: UMass, Smith, Mount Holyoke, Amherst College and Hampshire)….and the thought of a Smithie getting her ass grabbed is just hilarious! This made my day. UMass dudes are sketchy.
After reading everybody elses commits I feel ashamed of myself.
He used to go to Penn State too. He transferred to UMass.
This is not new. In '94 we had one at a Baptist University that was dubbed the Loose Cannon!
What's wrong with this idiot!!! And since when do women approach black men sitting in a car to give assistance? Really though?
he went 2 penn state w/me
me and my friend had classes w/him
ur right perez the masturbation epidemic is gettin out of hand
This one's a hottie, though!
this technique probably works really well for him in the cuban section of miami where he is from
What's with these masturbating black guys.
go
go u
go umass
go u mass
I bet he's called the anaconda! SSSsssssssssssss!
of course this is how smith got on perez.
loves it
UMASS on perez. albeit in a disgusting way…
yayyyy umass!!!!!!!!!!!! i wish he did that to me!
hahaha i go to Umass!
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
This happened in my town…A friend of mine got questioned cuz he looks kinda like the guy….sick sick sick!!!!
Arrgh! This sort of thing has happened THREE different times to me in my life. Take a stand! Don't be embarrassed!! If someone shows their peen to you like this guy did…in a parking lot, in traffic, in a vacant stairwell, or aisle 3 in MegaLoMart while hiding on a shelf stocked with toilet paper…TELL SOMEONE immediately. call the police. tell a security guard. tell a manager or whoever is in charge. tell the RA in the dorm. Don't let these guys get away with being perverts. Who knows what else they get away with. Empower yourself! Tell on them! Don't be embarrassed…they are the ones with their weiners hanging out in public. The third time it happened to me, i pointed and laughed instead of bursting into tears…who do these guys think they are?!?!? Why do you like to upset people with your peen?!?! Stop it!! Sorry for ramblin, but this bakes my beans!
i heard that he was stalking her throughout the day. scary shit.
nobody seems to mind when george mikal flogs his dolphin in public
Wow, Spencer Sinclair Ridenhour is a real charmer. I bet the ladies can't resist his unusual introductions. Too bad he is so shy. Did guys like this have a Mother and a Father or just hatch from an egg? He is obviously so socially retarded he should be locked up or become a lawyer.
HAHA…WHAT A FREAK,I BET HIS CAR SMELLS LIKE A PEEP SHOW BOOTH.
WHAT A CUM GUZZLER THIS GUY IS
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I went to UMass and lived in Northampton. I'm sure it will only be a matter of time before the ACLU comes out to defend this asshat, like he had a right to spank it in public or something. Most liberal, idiotic town in this country.
I go to school with him!!! perv
HAHAHA! i can't believe you're reporting this! i feel so proud of my school.
UMass on Perez… wish it was for something better
LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!!
Go UMass
I can't believe that I attend school wit that perv, and that this happened down the street from my apartment.
hahahaha i go to umass and i know him ….he's such a creep
I can't believe Smith College and Northampton made it on to your site!!!!! Grant it, it's for a lewd act, but I am an avid reader and was excited to see it. All of the UMASS athletes that I've encountered or seen firsthand, basketball, football, and everything in between, are sexual beasts (that can be a good and bad thing)
AAAAWWWWW, he looks like a young OJ!
ewwwww
Well hell I'd do him.
Looks fine to me, as long as hes got a big one ill ride it
UM I KNOW HIM!?
He can flash me anytime!!
Why do these girls complain when the flasher is hottt?!?!
I'd know what to do! And it wouldn't be "call the Police"!!!
GROSS…..What is wrong with people these days?!?!??!? Jacking off in libraries, joggers and having sex with picnic tables????!?! Give me a break!
Re: Mary – I go to Smith and this could have just as easily happened to you. You shouldn't create bad blood between Smithies and MoHos. We still have a seven sister bond. Come on!
Re: Mary – Hey Mary, do guys even know how to get to South Hadley? You're just jealous.
haha, i love how all of us umass students are only concerned with the fact that it happened at umass.
i already tried facebooking him, he must have deleted it.
ALL men are SICK. This world should be filled with just females instead of men! It'll be so much better!
i would like to hear from spencer.
Re: Mary – mary, you're gay
Classic. I can't believe that my town is on PEREZZERS! Love YA!
oh great. this makes living in northampton feel nice and safe.
I live in Northampton and I did not hear about this "situation". Although I sympathize with him because he probably was masterbating so much because he just couldn't get any from around here cause it's a predominately gay community.
I've known him since 6th grade and he's always been a creep. He used to try to make out with me and all my friends. We always said he'd get arrested for something like this. I'm totally skeeved out. Gross.
go umass!
Notice how all of these public masturbaters are black?
I'm just sayin'
MAYBE ITS DISGUSTING BUT WHO R U TO RUIN NON-CELEBRITIES LIVES? CELEBRITIES PUT THEMSELVES OUT THERE AND THESE PEOPLE ARE CERTAINLY FUCKED UP BUT DAMN PEREZ UR KINDA AS SICK AS HE IS, OBSESSED WITH STRANGERS LIVES, I BET U GET OFF ON THAT DONT U
something local on Perez!!!! yay 5 colleges!
Why are people getting exposed for exposing themselves? It has come to the point that people are being shamed for masturbating. They're idiots, true I agree. But their photos shouldn't be published.
Re: Julie Bee – YOU GO GIRL!! You tell 'em…
If something happens like this to the ladies out there (hopefully not), don't be afraid to speak your mind!!
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MEN?
I go to Umass and although this is pretty disgusting, its nice that we are in the news for something other than being drunken idiots!
This is in refernce to the story regarding Heath Legder's "alledged daughter". Perez..you have been so respectful of this story from the beginning. I opened tonight people.com and saw this as the front story. It is not true and that has been proved yet they print it as a headline to sell magizines. CRAZY!! From experinece as someone who has lost someone the way Michelle Williams has….it is unbelieveable! Let him rest in peace for himself and his loved ones. They remember him everyday so they don't want to hear about this crap everyday. It is hard enough waking up yet alone hearing these rumors!
Jogger-"By BODY, my CHOICE!!!" (punches masturbator in the face).
GO SMITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey #59 as a smith alum you should know that it's "granted" - not "grant it".
OMG! OMG!!!!! Wow! Western Mass. made Perez! Yay!
Go ZooMass! Go NoHo!
THE PIONEER VALLEY RULZE!!
(and by the way, this sort of behavior has been going on around the world for centuries. But glad ours made it to Perez!!)
Oh come on! I've seen maybe hundreds of guys jerking off in public. Really hundreds!!!! In Miami Beach it's really common. The guys ask you for directions, and when you start to tell them how to go where they ask, it's like they start breathing heavy, and then you look down, and there they are, dick out, and jerking it!! This is true, most women, I am sure have seen the same. If the public jerker is old, fat, and nasty it is really horrible, and makes you want to vomit, then cry. If they are hot, and sexy looking, it still pisses you off, but also turns you on.
THAT GURL IS A STRAIGHT UP LIAR. THIS SHYT MARCUS VICK ALL OVER AGAIN. GURL WANTED HIS PEEPEE NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND! FREE SPENCE TSHIRTS ON SALE NOW
Sweet, I love what the assholes do at my college. Yep, I actually go to UMass.
UMASS '08!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!!
omg this is my friend from high school…..
whoa how people change.
Can you blame him? With diseases out of control the only alternative and new form of safe sex is to choke the chicken. Whether in a car with a picnic table or sheep. Times can be harder then 1929 and a man has to do what man has to do. Just clean up after yourself!
well, as gg would say…
But it's alright, expose yourself to kids
Do it now before they grow up and it's too late
Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate
ew could that guy really not get laid THE NORMAL WAY, that is seriously creepy and disgusting!!!!!!
Re: Pootytang – SHAME ON YOU!! She thought the guy was in need of help — who care's what color he was. So, he was jerking off. NEWS FLASH: White men have jerked off in public, too. AND WHILE I AM HERE: I am SO mad Barack made that comment. I will stay on the SAME side of the street as a black man any day. He TOTALLY LOST my vote with that comment. I can't imagine how it made black men feel and ME feel to be called TYPICAL!!! — Grandma and friendz
Hey now!!! Whatcha goina do when yah'll get JUNGLE FEVER?
YES! UMass is on perez!!!! but not proud to say i go to school w/ this dude
Re: Michelle – When I was in rural France once, a guy kept following me down the street masterbating. I went to the home I was staying in and demanded that they bring me to the police to report it. They thought I was crazy. The policeman said it might as well have been him, as he has done this. Since then, I saw lots of guys doing this around me — and even picnicking along a pretty French river with my Mother! (He was a-slappin' his nude behind and goin' at it!) It kind of becomes funny. I guess we are the only country to go KRAZY over this stuff.
i go to umass and i love perez!!!!!!!!
but seriously that guys a creep