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It's an epidemic!

Yet ANOTHER one!!!!!!!

University of Massachusetts junior Spencer Sinclair Ridenhour, a sociology major and football player, was arrested this past week after a female jogger reported seeing him staring at her and masturbating from a parked car
Ewwwwwww!

According to reports, the woman approached the man in the parked car because she thought he needed assistance. It was then that he exposed himself before driving away.

Slick move, Spencer. Real slick!

To make matters even more interesting, Ridenhour is also facing charges from another incident that took place the same day!!!

Earlier that day, a Smith student reported she was assaulted by an unidentified man who reportedly grabbed her ass on the street. This was about 30 minutes before the car masturbation incident.

Police arrested Ridenhour two days later, following more in depth details given by another young woman who was at a bus stop when she says she saw a male driver masturbate while he drove by.

Ridenhour is facing charges of open and gross lewdness from Northampton police. Smith College and UMass police are also intending to press felony charges. He will likely face indecent assault and battery charges from the universities.

According to reports, Ridenhour confessed to the improper behavior.

Dumb ass!

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288 comments to “The Public Masturbation Crisis!”

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  1. sndt111 says – reply to this


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    this is seriously disgusting!

  2. Dan says – reply to this


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    I second that emotion.

    my blog? www.dantessier.com

  3. bee says – reply to this


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    first!!!!!!!!! ewwwwwwwww

  4. frandizzle says – reply to this


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    ewwww #2?

  5. libbyy says – reply to this


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    ew

  6. dramaqueen82 says – reply to this


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    Seriously guys, if you're that horny, hire a prostitute!

  7. skratty says – reply to this


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    YEAH SMITH ON PEREZZZ

  8. Smith Student says – reply to this


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    YEAH SMITH COLLEGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. A says – reply to this


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    Wow.

  10. otoniel says – reply to this


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    nasty indeed
    porn dvd sales are down i guess lol

  11. Smith Student says – reply to this


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    Yeah Smith! This is epic.

  12. l says – reply to this


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    perez
    rumor willis was on the season finale of miss guided tonight
    looking more dikeish then ever

    get a pic up!

  13. flor says – reply to this


    13

    eww

  14. carla says – reply to this


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    u should make a page dedicated to sorta thing already!

  15. b dnxzm says – reply to this


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    um EWW freak

  16. nastayyyy says – reply to this


    16

    fucking sick bastard

  17. xuszerep says – reply to this


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    What is wrong with people?! Do that at home!

  18. ginny says – reply to this


    18

    Way to post his pic, Perez! BlaaaaaaHaaaaa. What a perv!

  19. YESPGOP says – reply to this


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    GO PEREZ
    PUT THESE PEOPLE TO SHAME WHO ARE SCARING INNOCENT WOMEN LIKE US

  20. ew says – reply to this


    20

    this is so effing funny and stupid!!!!!!!!lol

  21. Peter Gozinyah says – reply to this


    21

    How shocking! I say lock up his Wieenie for 30 days so he can't touch it!

  22. mitchell says – reply to this


    22

    lalala

  23. natalie says – reply to this


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    From a parked car?

  24. bubble says – reply to this


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    I have read this news and people's discussion on "million airef riends com". Many people are very interested in this. They are discussing it there.

  25. Paul says – reply to this


    25

    Horny bastard.

  26. Porterville CA says – reply to this


    26

    Goodness he's cute.

  27. Big Al!!! says – reply to this


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    AWESOME!!!!!! i'm gonna have to whip my dick out in an inappropriate place!!!!!!

  28. lmaoo. says – reply to this


    28

    HAHAHH what is it about people these days ?!
    this is so funny. its gross but seriously,
    is this guy for real ? !!

  29. Sammi says – reply to this


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    i thought athletes get all kinds of ass…even the ugly ones. guess thats not he case. someone needs to introduce these fellas to pornagraphy!!!

  30. sensitivity says – reply to this


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    Isn't that what monkeys do in their cages at Petsmart ? Ohh same thing I guess…Obama lives in cages and jerks over pictures of Hillary and Big Bill!!!!

  31. Mary says – reply to this


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    I go to Mount Holyoke College (one of the 5 Colleges: UMass, Smith, Mount Holyoke, Amherst College and Hampshire)….and the thought of a Smithie getting her ass grabbed is just hilarious! This made my day. UMass dudes are sketchy.

  32. Porterville CA says – reply to this


    32

    After reading everybody elses commits I feel ashamed of myself.

  33. Someone who knew him at PSU says – reply to this


    33

    He used to go to Penn State too. He transferred to UMass.

  34. Heather says – reply to this


    34

    This is not new. In '94 we had one at a Baptist University that was dubbed the Loose Cannon!

  35. Pootytang says – reply to this


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    What's wrong with this idiot!!! And since when do women approach black men sitting in a car to give assistance? Really though?

  36. hazeleyed1 says – reply to this


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    he went 2 penn state w/me
    me and my friend had classes w/him
    ur right perez the masturbation epidemic is gettin out of hand

  37. nonCYBoY says – reply to this


    37

    This one's a hottie, though!

  38. bathog says – reply to this


    38

    this technique probably works really well for him in the cuban section of miami where he is from

  39. Asshat says – reply to this


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    What's with these masturbating black guys.

  40. elizabeth says – reply to this


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    go
    go u
    go umass
    go u mass

  41. Jane Goodall says – reply to this


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    I bet he's called the anaconda! SSSsssssssssssss!

  42. smithie says – reply to this


    42

    of course this is how smith got on perez.
    loves it

  43. umassgirl says – reply to this


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    UMASS on perez. albeit in a disgusting way…

  44. ally and ashley says – reply to this


    44

    yayyyy umass!!!!!!!!!!!! i wish he did that to me!

  45. kate says – reply to this


    45

    hahaha i go to Umass!
    sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

  46. NohoGuy says – reply to this


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    This happened in my town…A friend of mine got questioned cuz he looks kinda like the guy….sick sick sick!!!!

  47. Julie Bee says – reply to this


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    Arrgh! This sort of thing has happened THREE different times to me in my life. Take a stand! Don't be embarrassed!! If someone shows their peen to you like this guy did…in a parking lot, in traffic, in a vacant stairwell, or aisle 3 in MegaLoMart while hiding on a shelf stocked with toilet paper…TELL SOMEONE immediately. call the police. tell a security guard. tell a manager or whoever is in charge. tell the RA in the dorm. Don't let these guys get away with being perverts. Who knows what else they get away with. Empower yourself! Tell on them! Don't be embarrassed…they are the ones with their weiners hanging out in public. The third time it happened to me, i pointed and laughed instead of bursting into tears…who do these guys think they are?!?!? Why do you like to upset people with your peen?!?! Stop it!! Sorry for ramblin, but this bakes my beans!

  48. nosechica says – reply to this


    48

    i heard that he was stalking her throughout the day. scary shit.

  49. bathog says – reply to this


    49

    nobody seems to mind when george mikal flogs his dolphin in public

  50. CORN says – reply to this


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    Wow, Spencer Sinclair Ridenhour is a real charmer. I bet the ladies can't resist his unusual introductions. Too bad he is so shy. Did guys like this have a Mother and a Father or just hatch from an egg? He is obviously so socially retarded he should be locked up or become a lawyer.

  51. LIMPDICKPERV says – reply to this


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    HAHA…WHAT A FREAK,I BET HIS CAR SMELLS LIKE A PEEP SHOW BOOTH.
    WHAT A CUM GUZZLER THIS GUY IS

  52. sweetchuckd says – reply to this


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    DetentionSlip.org! DetentionSlip.org! DetentionSlip.org!

    For all the crazy news like this in public schools across the country, check out http://detentionslip.org.

  53. JMitch says – reply to this


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    I went to UMass and lived in Northampton. I'm sure it will only be a matter of time before the ACLU comes out to defend this asshat, like he had a right to spank it in public or something. Most liberal, idiotic town in this country.

  54. dberg says – reply to this


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    I go to school with him!!! perv

  55. umass student says – reply to this


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    HAHAHA! i can't believe you're reporting this! i feel so proud of my school.

  56. dberg and ash says – reply to this


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    UMass on Perez… wish it was for something better

    LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!!

  57. Andrea says – reply to this


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    Go UMass

    I can't believe that I attend school wit that perv, and that this happened down the street from my apartment.

  58. lena says – reply to this


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    hahahaha i go to umass and i know him ….he's such a creep

  59. Smith Alum says – reply to this


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    I can't believe Smith College and Northampton made it on to your site!!!!! Grant it, it's for a lewd act, but I am an avid reader and was excited to see it. All of the UMASS athletes that I've encountered or seen firsthand, basketball, football, and everything in between, are sexual beasts (that can be a good and bad thing)

  60. Marcia says – reply to this


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    AAAAWWWWW, he looks like a young OJ!

  61. hot2maly says – reply to this


    61

    ewwwww

  62. wILL says – reply to this


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    Well hell I'd do him.
    Looks fine to me, as long as hes got a big one ill ride it

  63. lauren says – reply to this


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    UM I KNOW HIM!?

  64. Jay says – reply to this


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    He can flash me anytime!!
    Why do these girls complain when the flasher is hottt?!?!
    I'd know what to do! And it wouldn't be "call the Police"!!!

  65. TexasChick says – reply to this


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    GROSS…..What is wrong with people these days?!?!??!? Jacking off in libraries, joggers and having sex with picnic tables????!?! Give me a break!

  66. molly says – reply to this


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    Re: Mary – I go to Smith and this could have just as easily happened to you. You shouldn't create bad blood between Smithies and MoHos. We still have a seven sister bond. Come on!

  67. Smith Student says – reply to this


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    Re: Mary – Hey Mary, do guys even know how to get to South Hadley? You're just jealous. :)

  68. another umass student says – reply to this


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    haha, i love how all of us umass students are only concerned with the fact that it happened at umass.

    i already tried facebooking him, he must have deleted it.

  69. men are sick & nasty says – reply to this


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    ALL men are SICK. This world should be filled with just females instead of men! It'll be so much better!

  70. nosechica says – reply to this


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    i would like to hear from spencer.

  71. julia says – reply to this


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    Re: Mary – mary, you're gay

  72. Branden says – reply to this


    72

    Classic. I can't believe that my town is on PEREZZERS! Love YA!

  73. joy isobel says – reply to this


    73

    oh great. this makes living in northampton feel nice and safe.

  74. SB says – reply to this


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    I live in Northampton and I did not hear about this "situation". Although I sympathize with him because he probably was masterbating so much because he just couldn't get any from around here cause it's a predominately gay community.

  75. wphs says – reply to this


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    I've known him since 6th grade and he's always been a creep. He used to try to make out with me and all my friends. We always said he'd get arrested for something like this. I'm totally skeeved out. Gross.

  76. Vanessa says – reply to this


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    go umass!

  77. hmm says – reply to this


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    Notice how all of these public masturbaters are black?
    I'm just sayin'

  78. the truth says – reply to this


    78

    MAYBE ITS DISGUSTING BUT WHO R U TO RUIN NON-CELEBRITIES LIVES? CELEBRITIES PUT THEMSELVES OUT THERE AND THESE PEOPLE ARE CERTAINLY FUCKED UP BUT DAMN PEREZ UR KINDA AS SICK AS HE IS, OBSESSED WITH STRANGERS LIVES, I BET U GET OFF ON THAT DONT U

  79. Kae says – reply to this


    79

    something local on Perez!!!! yay 5 colleges!

  80. a pebble says – reply to this


    80

    Why are people getting exposed for exposing themselves? It has come to the point that people are being shamed for masturbating. They're idiots, true I agree. But their photos shouldn't be published.

  81. LoliT@_HonDuRaS says – reply to this


    81

    Re: Julie Bee – YOU GO GIRL!! You tell 'em…
    If something happens like this to the ladies out there (hopefully not), don't be afraid to speak your mind!!

  82. GROSS! says – reply to this


    82

    WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MEN?

  83. Rachel says – reply to this


    83

    I go to Umass and although this is pretty disgusting, its nice that we are in the news for something other than being drunken idiots!

  84. mdat says – reply to this


    84

    This is in refernce to the story regarding Heath Legder's "alledged daughter". Perez..you have been so respectful of this story from the beginning. I opened tonight people.com and saw this as the front story. It is not true and that has been proved yet they print it as a headline to sell magizines. CRAZY!! From experinece as someone who has lost someone the way Michelle Williams has….it is unbelieveable! Let him rest in peace for himself and his loved ones. They remember him everyday so they don't want to hear about this crap everyday. It is hard enough waking up yet alone hearing these rumors!

  85. SmITHAYYY says – reply to this


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    Jogger-"By BODY, my CHOICE!!!" (punches masturbator in the face).

    GO SMITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  86. jules says – reply to this


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    hey #59 as a smith alum you should know that it's "granted" - not "grant it".

  87. Anna says – reply to this


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    OMG! OMG!!!!! Wow! Western Mass. made Perez! Yay!

    Go ZooMass! Go NoHo!

    THE PIONEER VALLEY RULZE!!

    (and by the way, this sort of behavior has been going on around the world for centuries. But glad ours made it to Perez!!)

  88. Michelle says – reply to this


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    Oh come on! I've seen maybe hundreds of guys jerking off in public. Really hundreds!!!! In Miami Beach it's really common. The guys ask you for directions, and when you start to tell them how to go where they ask, it's like they start breathing heavy, and then you look down, and there they are, dick out, and jerking it!! This is true, most women, I am sure have seen the same. If the public jerker is old, fat, and nasty it is really horrible, and makes you want to vomit, then cry. If they are hot, and sexy looking, it still pisses you off, but also turns you on.

  89. CRACK says – reply to this


    89

    THAT GURL IS A STRAIGHT UP LIAR. THIS SHYT MARCUS VICK ALL OVER AGAIN. GURL WANTED HIS PEEPEE NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND! FREE SPENCE TSHIRTS ON SALE NOW

  90. Alicia says – reply to this


    90

    Sweet, I love what the assholes do at my college. Yep, I actually go to UMass.

  91. UMasser!!! says – reply to this


    91

    UMASS '08!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!!

  92. sar says – reply to this


    92

    omg this is my friend from high school…..
    whoa how people change.

  93. SAxlerod says – reply to this


    93

    Can you blame him? With diseases out of control the only alternative and new form of safe sex is to choke the chicken. Whether in a car with a picnic table or sheep. Times can be harder then 1929 and a man has to do what man has to do. Just clean up after yourself!

  94. ash says – reply to this


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    well, as gg would say…
    But it's alright, expose yourself to kids
    Do it now before they grow up and it's too late
    Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate

  95. Anna says – reply to this


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    ew could that guy really not get laid THE NORMAL WAY, that is seriously creepy and disgusting!!!!!!

  96. Barack's Grandma (aka TYPICAL WHITE WOMAN) says – reply to this


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    Re: Pootytang – SHAME ON YOU!! She thought the guy was in need of help — who care's what color he was. So, he was jerking off. NEWS FLASH: White men have jerked off in public, too. AND WHILE I AM HERE: I am SO mad Barack made that comment. I will stay on the SAME side of the street as a black man any day. He TOTALLY LOST my vote with that comment. I can't imagine how it made black men feel and ME feel to be called TYPICAL!!! — Grandma and friendz

  97. Jungle Fever says – reply to this


    97

    Hey now!!! Whatcha goina do when yah'll get JUNGLE FEVER?

  98. laurie says – reply to this


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    YES! UMass is on perez!!!! but not proud to say i go to school w/ this dude

  99. commenter says – reply to this


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    Re: Michelle – When I was in rural France once, a guy kept following me down the street masterbating. I went to the home I was staying in and demanded that they bring me to the police to report it. They thought I was crazy. The policeman said it might as well have been him, as he has done this. Since then, I saw lots of guys doing this around me — and even picnicking along a pretty French river with my Mother! (He was a-slappin' his nude behind and goin' at it!) It kind of becomes funny. I guess we are the only country to go KRAZY over this stuff.

  100. jjjjbrody says – reply to this


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    i go to umass and i love perez!!!!!!!!
    but seriously that guys a creep

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