The Public Masturbation Crisis!

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True

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It's an epidemic!

Yet ANOTHER one!!!!!!!

University of Massachusetts junior Spencer Sinclair Ridenhour, a sociology major and football player, was arrested this past week after a female jogger reported seeing him staring at her and masturbating from a parked car
Ewwwwwww!

According to reports, the woman approached the man in the parked car because she thought he needed assistance. It was then that he exposed himself before driving away.

Slick move, Spencer. Real slick!

To make matters even more interesting, Ridenhour is also facing charges from another incident that took place the same day!!!

Earlier that day, a Smith student reported she was assaulted by an unidentified man who reportedly grabbed her ass on the street. This was about 30 minutes before the car masturbation incident.

Police arrested Ridenhour two days later, following more in depth details given by another young woman who was at a bus stop when she says she saw a male driver masturbate while he drove by.

Ridenhour is facing charges of open and gross lewdness from Northampton police. Smith College and UMass police are also intending to press felony charges. He will likely face indecent assault and battery charges from the universities.

According to reports, Ridenhour confessed to the improper behavior.

Dumb ass!

    Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 8:46 pm / Email this  »

    288 comments to “The Public Masturbation Crisis!”

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    1. TRENA says – reply to this


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      OH MY GOD I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH HIM IN HS I CANT BELIEVE IT!!!!!

    2. lmao says – reply to this


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      To you people making the racist posts: NEWSFLASH creeps come in all colors. You have just as many if not more in your race so STFU and y'all are even SICKER and CREEPIER. For real for real. :)

    3. diana says – reply to this


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      Wow, I go to school here and haven't heard about this yet! Poor UMass! We only seem to get press for all the creepsters and losers that go here….

    4. tgrippe81 says – reply to this


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      Is this really that big of a deal? I've totally beat off on the highway before. Granted, it was at night on a lonely road, and I did it so nobody would notice.

    5. Eric and Jake says – reply to this


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      whenever we hear stories like this we just laugh our asses off and we wonder where are those self righteous hypocrite heteros running their mouths saying all the time that the gays are perverts and sick ?????? I think pathetic heteros just like this fug here and the rest of them clearly are proving the world how desperate and frustrated they are sexually. Typical miserable fucking hypocrite breeders .

    6. PEDRO IS A CUM WHORE says – reply to this


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      Re: Pedro – of course you will, being the cum whore that you are ,you will take anything ,even your asshole father hahahahaha ,cum whore !!!!!!

    7. michelethebelle says – reply to this


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      what the hell is going on with guys these days? and it's not just black guys to some of you idiots! Are they just too overstimulated and can't help it? We're going to have to start medicating them soon. I knew a guy who had to masturbate 10-15 times a day and have sex atleast twice otherwise he felt like he was going to explode. There is seriously something happening…

    8. ha says – reply to this


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      I was at the mall with my friend and we were walking to her car and we were at an intersection and this man was blasting "i dont want your man" or whatever by keisha cole and he had his shirt up and his old man dick out masturbating as we walked by. GROSS.

    9. REALLY? says – reply to this


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      Re: men are sick & nasty – oh really ???obviously you haven't seen a bukkake video, you will see that SKANKS like yourself can take about two big dicks inside their nasty holes , usually FRIGID BITCHES like you are the WORST OF THEM ALL
      all those years of having such a DRIED UP VAGINA , CUNTS like you turn into such CUM ADDICT WHORES.

    10. yup says – reply to this


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      Re: lmao

      news flash, by you saying that it's kinda being racist yourself.

    11. jraman says – reply to this


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      masturbating while driving is ok if you can change hands fast enuf to shift gears!

    12. Jessie says – reply to this


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      OMGGGGGG!!!! i am a student at umass amherst and i JUST read this article in our campus newspaper on wednesday! this is hilarious. first of all, why would these ppl go to the cops and tattle w/e hes fucking masterbating its not like hes raping him. and second, if i caught a guy masterbating i would be calling my friends like holy shiiiiit i just caught this guy publibly masterbating. this article cracked me up all day. GO UMASS!!!!

    13. mozzer says – reply to this


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      things like this make me want to live on that island where Wonder Woman was from….

    14. Tarzan's Jane says – reply to this


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      When I was in the jungle with Tarzan I saw so many locals wacking their wanker! For goodness sakes it's only JUNGLE FEVER!!!

    15. Bella says – reply to this


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      What a disgusting pervert!!!! NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    16. Chloe398 says – reply to this


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      Lots of sick f..ks out there.

    17. ITS A GUY THING!!!!! says – reply to this


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      Unless you have a sack you can't comment. ALL guys have done it at least once in public (building,on the job, in a car, woods etc)if not more. When the urge hits sometimes…….. yes poor judgement. You never see women getting busted on the job/in public finger jammin. No balls literally that's why. Woman have noooooooooooooo clue how guys are. they think they know but are wayyyyyyyy off. On women's horniest day men are 100000 times that. And all you bitches have to know your man is included in this group whether you want to belive it or not!

    18. ha ha says – reply to this


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      It happened to me in college but the guy was in his car. He didn't try to talk to me or follow me so I just watched him until he came. It was HOT. He was huge. The only way I would snitch would be if the guy was old, ugly and/or creepy and tried to bother me. :)

    19. LOL says – reply to this


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      Re: mozzer – Wonder Women is a fiction retard.

    20. UMASSER says – reply to this


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      funny how the last masturbation offense was from a penn state kid, and this kid used to go to penn state before he transfered to umass! hmm… connection?

    21. the real truth says – reply to this


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      Re: the truth – how is Perez ruining his life ???? he was the idiot . I'm all for public masturbation because I have done it too in the woods where no one can see me but this jackass is staring at a women while he is doing it , there is a big difference . It is important to expose perverts like this ,the next thing you know they'll be raping innocent women or children for that matter.

    22. gee says – reply to this


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      This kid went to my high school I graduated a year a head of him, complete douche bag he deserves everything he gets.

    23. lmfaorotf!!!!! says – reply to this


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      The most awesome comment yet! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :)
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      CORN says – reply to this

      Wow, Spencer Sinclair Ridenhour is a real charmer. I bet the ladies can't resist his unusual introductions. Too bad he is so shy. Did guys like this have a Mother and a Father or just hatch from an egg? He is obviously so socially retarded he should be locked up or become a lawyer.

    24. Perez is Fearless says – reply to this


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      Re: Why? – I ask the same thing ,why ???? are you afraid you'll be next ???? hahahahaha be afraid be very afraid Perez is fearless and he will expose freaks like you , bitch !!!!! :)

    25. SmithieLove says – reply to this


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      I went to Smith (Class of '04) and frankly: I'm shocked that this guy had a dick to jerk off with after having done that shit to a Smithie!!!!!

    26. Hoboken says – reply to this


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      Best part is he used to play football at Penn State (Stanley Pringle's school). He just transferred out of PSU this past year. Spencer and Stanley Pringle should hang out.

    27. seriously! says – reply to this


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      omg i went to high school with him!! how embarrassing is that!

    28. K. Griffin says – reply to this


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      He's way hotter than that arrested Leprechaun!

    29. Spencer says – reply to this


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      the bitch shouldn't have come up to his car…what do expect

    30. Melissa says – reply to this


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      Oh my God. This clown went to Penn State too.

    31. Paula says – reply to this


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      OMG do u know this guy

    32. HampTownie says – reply to this


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      Wow, my hometown of Hamp made Perez's website. Can you see we get no action here in West. Mass? This is coolest thing since Ellen DeGeneres came here.

    33. Logic says – reply to this


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      Ewww!!! What the hell is wrong with people these days?! So damn nasty. That's happened to me before.. I was on the bus heading to school when I looked over & saw a disgusting man doing that crap, on the freeway! It was a HORRIBLE experience.

    34. Umass Student says – reply to this


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      OF COURSE Umass….. I would have thought we would have been on this site for Riots and shit not Masturbation….

    35. prez says – reply to this


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      At least he wasn't raping somebody. Also, some people have sex addiction problem.

    36. WPHS... says – reply to this


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      YOU BETTER BELIEVE ALL OF WHITE PLAINS WILL KNOW ABOUT THIS POOR SPENC….

    37. kate hilton says – reply to this


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      YEAH UMASS!

    38. noho says – reply to this


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      why would ANYONE be proud of going to umass?!?!?

    39. Chyeah says – reply to this


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      In the UMass Daily Collegian it said he was masturbating while driving, "he must have been driving very slow."

      Go, Fight, Win. Go UMass.

    40. WPHS says – reply to this


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      He went to high school with me. Good job White Plains, good job!

    41. CG says – reply to this


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      This kid went to my highschool…SO CREEPY!

    42. innocentumassgirl says – reply to this


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      The first day of the semester the lewd character above was helping a kid in my hallway move in, and he came and asked me for my number AHHHH! I gave it to him because I had just rolled out of bed and didn't feel like dealing with him, little did I know he was a pervert.

    43. BEE says – reply to this


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      OMG I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH HIM!!!! i was just reading perez for my normal celebrity gossip and then i see someone from my high school… crazyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

    44. carolyn says – reply to this


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      OMG.THATS.MY.SCHOOL!

    45. its britney bitch says – reply to this


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      he should join the U MASS DEBATE team!

    46. umass student says – reply to this


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      this kid lives in my building and he is a complete creeper, always made me feel so uncomfortable. ewww this is disgusting.

    47. bbop2282 says – reply to this


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      oh shyt…SPENCE!!! he's my ex-roommate's soon to be baby daddy…lol…he use to be at our place all da time…she's locked up now…they're da perfect couple…his mother is looney too.

    48. YANI says – reply to this


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      OMMMMGGGGOOOSSSSHHH I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH HIM…THATS LIKE SOOOO OUT OF HIS CHARACTER AND TO HAVE IT ON THIS SITE…SUCH A SHAME!!!!

    49. HS mate says – reply to this


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      waaay to put White Plains and UMass on the map guy. i must say, this is a classic act right there lol

    50. WPHS ALUM says – reply to this


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      YEAAAA WHITE PLAINS HIGH CLASS OF '04
      WAY TO GO SPENCER FOR PUTTIN US ON THE MAP!
      I HAD CLASS WITH THAT PERV AND IM GLAD HIS GOT IN TROULBE.

      AND TO THE GUYS WHO DEFEND HIS SAUSAGE STROKING:
      THE WHOLE STORY ISNT ON THERE… STALKING GIRLS AND FINDING THEIR HOUSE PHONE NUMBERS AND CALLING THEM AND PRETENDING TO BE A COP IS NOT COOL.

      I'M SURE HE'LL HAVE PLENTY OF SAUSAGES TO STROKE BEHIND BARS :)

    51. GJ says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHA..THAT KID WENT TO MY JUNIOR HIGHHH!!!!! HAHAHAHA NOOOO WAYYYYY!!!!!

    52. Floyd281 says – reply to this


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      FREE SPENCER!!!!!!!!!

    53. yoyoyo says – reply to this


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      he's a great guy and i think all you haters out there need to leave him alone.

    54. fwefewefw says – reply to this


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      Perez!!! Let me tell you that this has been happening to me all the time since i was 9. I PROBABLY HAD ABOUT 20 SEPERATE DIFFERENT situations like this before in my life.

    55. Jay says – reply to this


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      Re: mike
      I agree with Mike!!
      The most important question is: HOW BIG IS IT???

    56. Jenn says – reply to this


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      DUMBASS. HE MUST BE MENTALLY CHALLENGED!!

    57. AvadaKedavra says – reply to this


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      LOLOLOLOL
      ROFL
      what a perv.
      damn. Why'd it have to be the black guy?

    58. jessica lane says – reply to this


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      spencer is a great guy and he must have been seriously messed up to have had to do that, and confess to it. this is SHOCKING behavior for someone who you'd call a gentle giant. honestly i cannot see him ever doing something like that in his life.

      jessica and jake.

    59. jessica says – reply to this


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      YEAH IT'S BULLSHIT FREE SPENCER!

    60. WPHS says – reply to this


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      it's huge! my friend slept with him in HS. Weird couple, she was a red-headed freak and he was a perv.

    61. Joha says – reply to this


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      What the hell happened to good old fashioned private masturbation at home while the rest of the family drinks coffee? Where are values and traditions? LOL

    62. amanda says – reply to this


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      Ive seen guys doing this sitting in traffic numerouse times! It needs to stop already!

    63. DMAN says – reply to this


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      HE LEARNED IT FROM HIS ANCESTORS AT THE ZOO
      YA KNOW HOW THE MONKEYS ARE ALWAYS SITTING AROUND
      AND WANKING IT SHAMLESLY

    64. WPHSo4 says – reply to this


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      SOOO FUCKING DISGUSTING! I WOULDN'T GIVE THAT PERV THE TIME OF DAY! AND I THINK ITS HILARIOUS HOW WPHS CLASS OF 04 IS WRITING ALL OVER THIS SITE LOL! AND YES WE ALL KNOW WHO THE RED HEADED FREAK THAT GAVE HIM THE TIME OF DAY IS. MUST'VE BEEN TRAMATIZING FOR HIM TO RESULT TO DOING ALL THIS LOL!!!!

    65. greeneyedgenie says – reply to this


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      You can't fix stupid.

    66. Munro from WPHS says – reply to this


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      First off… Everyone who is proud to see their school on Perez, GET A F*CKING LIFE!!

      Secondly… What Spencer did was wrong and he obviously has some issues he needs to work on, but he does not deserve this public BASHING from strangers who know nothing of his character as a whole.

      The Spencer I know is karismatic (spell check), funny, and easily loved by all his piers at WPHS. We all have flaws in our characters, so who are you all to judge just because your shit didn't make front page yet??!

      My prayers go out to Spencer and his family and to the young ladies involved.

      The rest of you asses need to check your own shit before casting judgement on Spencer because the only person clear of sin is God and only he has that right to pass judgement.

    67. ladyj says – reply to this


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      what a perv!!!

    68. Stephanie says – reply to this


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      Perez why dont you just make a jump to section for these masterbaters now. Tehres so many! Its nasty!

    69. WPH 004 says – reply to this


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      Re: Munro from WPHS

      SPENCER WAS NOT LOVED BY ALL HIS PIERS IN HIGH SCHOOL YOU DUMB ASS! THAT GUY IS A PERV… HE WASNT JUST JERKIN OFF. HE WAS STALKIN THEM AND CALLING THEIR HOUSES PRETENDING TO BE A COP AND GRABBING A TOTAL STRANGERS ASS IS NOT COOL. LET HIM ROT LIKE THE PIECE OF SHIT HE IS! LOL

    70. icu192 says – reply to this


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      dito spence……our prayers go out 2 you and ur family>>>>>>

      GO WHITE PLAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    71. netta says – reply to this


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      white people= satan
      go perverted black man!
      spank that thang anywhere!

    72. ha ha lmao says – reply to this


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      Only God can judge him it's true but he clearly needs to be corrected. If he was just jerking off and not bothering anyone that's one thing but stalking and grabbing women who are not interested is not cool. I am an attractive black woman and I am tired of men of all races who are bothersome. I stopped going to bars and nightclubs because of jerks like this. There's no such thing as just going out to have a good time anymore. Some crazy asshole always has to ruin it. Like Pink says "It's just you and your hand tonight." :)

    73. superdave says – reply to this


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      TOO BAD HE WASNT WHITE, I WOULD HAVE WATCHED HIM JACK HIS DICK

    74. superdave says – reply to this


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      BLACKS HAVE PINK CUMMMM…..GROSSSSSSSSSSSS

    75. ? says – reply to this


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      Re: WPHS… – uh ur an asshole

    76. stupidbitch says – reply to this


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      Re: Julie Bee – it's only cuz you're an ugly whore.

    77. ur ugly says – reply to this


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      Re: WPH 004 – you're probably ugly anyway. haha. who looks up gossip sites online . ? ur a doosh.

    78. UMASS MAMA says – reply to this


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      lets all stop arguing and focus on the perv above. there's no excuse for what he did. there's alot of sluts out there. and if he wants to jerk off then whatever but stalkin people and grabbing people and impersonating a cop isnt gonna cut it. the story of spencer is spreading like wildfire here at UMASS and from what i hear about Penn State where he use to play and in White Plains, NY where he lives… i'm sure everyone's proud of this creep

    79. White Plains c/o 04 says – reply to this


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      KUDOS TO SPENC. THE TALK OF THE TOWN FOR BEATING HIS MEAT. HOW GLORIOUS. AND TO THINK THAT THIS LOOOVELY STORY WILL STAY WITH YOU WHEREVER YOUR GO… FOREVER! IT GIVES ME THE GIGGLES TO SEE ALL THE COMMENTS AND KNOWING I SAT NEXT TO THIS CREEP HIGH SCHOOL. HE THOUGHT HE WAS THE SHIT AND HAD OH SO MANY FANS… WELL JUST LOOK @ ALL THE COMMENTS HERE. THE PEOPLE LOVE YOOOOOOU! ITS QUITE OBVIOUS HE'S LOST IS MIND. JERKIN OFF WHILE OPERATING A VEHICLE, GRABBING GIRLS HE DOESNT KNOW, AND PRETENDING TO ME A COP. SUCH A SHAME, SUCH A SHAME….

    80. E-Vil says – reply to this


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      OMG I went to high school with him!!! What a shame!?!?!? He always said he was going to be famous will his famous now!! And not in a good way. What is going on?? There are some crazy people out there. We all know who is one now! But for real, come on this is a shame! What went wrong with you Spencer????

    81. Lori says – reply to this


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      Sick! He looks like Barry Bonds………eww!

    82. Sara says – reply to this


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      well this makes my school look even more rediculous. GO UMASS!!!

    83. Anonymous says – reply to this


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      REPORTS ARE NOT TRUE RIDENHOUR DIDNT CONFESS TO THE ALLEGATIONS

    84. Monique says – reply to this


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      HAHA i used to go to high school with this kid….
      and i thought he was such a nice boy.

    85. A Friend says – reply to this


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      I believe it is so wrong of Perez to put this on the internet. Hey yeah he did wrong. But lets see Perez are you perfect? I bet that if I did my research I would find so many little dirty things you've done. But I have class and I dont do anything wrong to people i dont know. Besides your website is about CELEBRITIES!!!!!! I didnt know you also focused on normal people. Focus on ur Job which aint even a job!!!! Lets call it a lil hobby and stop gettin in peoples lives who are not in the spotlight.

      This kid lost his scholarship and his chance to go to school over this and you are having a field day! Im sry I hope you get what u deserve!! This boy is one of the nicest most compassionate human beings I know!! He did one thing wrong hey I have done mine too but I am HONORED to have met him and to be his FRIEND! And I stand by him in this awful time and he has my friendship through anything cause I know he would have my back!! Now who has ur back Perez???

    86. WPHS05.HOLLA says – reply to this


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      SPENCER IS A FUCKING CREEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP.
      one time, i was at my friends house and he came in uninvited until my friend had to threaten to call the police.

      white plains on perez holllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    87. dont worry says – reply to this


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      i played high school football with him and hes one of the best players ive ever seen….amazing how people fuck up their lives.

    88. LeLe says – reply to this


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      I see this kid eveyday in the cafe n wen im walkin 2 class..ppl r always tryna bring down a black man doin good wit there life.this mans in school playin ballin tryna do good but noo ppl can't stand wen I black man is tryna succeed in life. He did seem like a creep,but hey we can't judge him if he want to masturbate in public that's on him.That suxz he has a fuckin pic up n everythin..id hate 2 be ur mama

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