This Is Not A Joke

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Exclusives!

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Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that….

Lindsay Lohan will be making a cameo in the video for N.E.R.D.'s Everyone Nose.

Yes, the song about cocaine!

That Pharrell sure has a sense of humor! And Lindsay is just desperate for work. She'll do just about anything these days!

    Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 8:00 pm / Email this  »

    67 comments to “This Is Not A Joke”

    1. Fat Housewife says – reply to this


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      FIRST CUNTS!

    2. fdgdh says – reply to this


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      fghdfg

    3. lindsay says – reply to this


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      she is so pretty she could really get far
      she trashed her life and herself.

    4. Lauren (A) says – reply to this


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      Didn't Weezer already do the Dope Nose thing like five years ago?

    5. M.A. says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHA. She must really be desperate.

    6. Bri says – reply to this


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      umm didnt anyone tell her that this would be a BAD idea? to appear in a video about COCAINE?!

    7. suck it says – reply to this


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      suck it

    8. brookkkee says – reply to this


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      ha

      priceless

    9. moe says – reply to this


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      I WILL BE WAITING FOR THIS

    10. JOhn says – reply to this


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      first

    11. erika says – reply to this


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      ..will she be "fake"sniffing something?
      oh phillip your ganna love this video

    12. sb says – reply to this


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      1st

    13. Christine says – reply to this


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      Ok, you need to get over yourself. You continually demand perfection, and yet, you are far from it.

    14. Me says – reply to this


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      que nena tan estupida!!!

    15. 4th says – reply to this


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      5th!

    16. Starry says – reply to this


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      pharrell prob tryna hit that

    17. Stephanie says – reply to this


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      PEREZ…you were such a cutie on MTV LIVE Canada today :)

      And this Lindsay thing is pretty funny! haha

    18. Me says – reply to this


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      que nena tan tonta!!!

    19. lu says – reply to this


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      skank

    20. first says – reply to this


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      first?? woot and lindsay is a sluz

    21. me says – reply to this


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      idiot

    22. Megannn says – reply to this


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      Oh, the irony!!!

    23. bolos says – reply to this


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      hey, i say bring it on. if you can make fun of yourself, its all cool.

    24. ERRICA VEGA says – reply to this


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      FIRST! dumb hoe!

    25. wo0p says – reply to this


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      almost 1st!

    26. Matt Savan says – reply to this


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      I hate her, she is an idiot

    27. yoyo says – reply to this


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      First

    28. rosey says – reply to this


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      no one every really dies!

    29. kristin says – reply to this


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      That's hilarious!

    30. Brit Brit says – reply to this


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      Classic.

      Maybe she'll celebrate after the video..??

      Wonder what she'll feel like doing?

    31. Jessica says – reply to this


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      OMG I am soooo sick of seeing this picture!

    32. rebekah says – reply to this


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      Perfect spokes person, will she a dick in her mouth too? LMAO

    33. FUCK OFF says – reply to this


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      THIS BETCH CANT KEEP OUT THE LIMELIGHT HUH!

    34. this to reply says – reply to this


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      Nobody nose the trouble I've seen…
      Nobody nose the sorrow…

    35. Jim says – reply to this


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      Smart move. People like it when others don't take themselves so seriously. Plus, she might form a relationship with him that will lead to him providing her some songs.

    36. YOU'RE LATE says – reply to this


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      YOU'RE LATE PEREZ….THE PICTURES HAVE BEEN ON BBCICECREAM.COM/BLOG FOR HOURSSSSS SO THIS NEWS ISN'T "EXCLUSIVE" AT ALL.

    37. CARMEN says – reply to this


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      Um………..yeah, I was ON SET YESTERDAY BITCHES AND GUESS WHO ELSE IS MAKING A CAMEO……………..KAYNE WEST …..FOR SHIZZZZZZZZZZZ ;)

    38. Darth Nihilus says – reply to this


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      first

    39. Quantum Physics says – reply to this


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      I don't agree with LiLo's lifestyle, but I LOVED her movie Mean Girls. I can watch it over & over again. I was the girl who used to eat her lunch in the crapper. I was sent to a different high school away from my kindergarten friends by my stupid parents. I never liked it, I was glad when I left it, and I never went to my stupid reunion. Public high school sucked ass. Now I'm an engineer and I make more than most of the dumbasses I went to high school with. I love LiLo in Herbie and Just My Luck too. She's awesome.

    40. garth nylus says – reply to this


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      I like analingus. giving and receiving. Women only though (sorry guys but homey dont roll like dat). and….Oh, I almost forgot….FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    41. TexasChick says – reply to this


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      Well now she probably thinks she's got a sense of humor….."hey let's make fun of something that put me in jail!!!" ha…ha…ha I can't stand LL or her Orange Oprah of a mom. I hope her career just keeps sinking. She obviously hasn't learned her lesson so why support her if she's going to spend your money on horrible habits? YUCK!!!

    42. C.C>L says – reply to this


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      Haha! Clever…love Skate Board P!

    43. Jon says – reply to this


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      Why the hell are you showing LL's mugshot that is so over honey… There are plents of great pictures of her.

    44. cj says – reply to this


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      HAHA! why? but HAHA! dumb bitch! I LOVE PHARRELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl!

    45. tanya says – reply to this


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      what a whore!

    46. SAxlerod says – reply to this


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      Damn! We wanted to use her in our upcoming video! Oh but there's still others. But Lindsay has that look that kills….. and if done right, she would make a very good Music Video Vixen.

    47. Why says – reply to this


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      I don't get what is SOOO wrong about runnin' a few lines? I am not saying that it is the right thing to do, but Jesus, let the girl live. Anyone who has EVER dabbled would be hard pressed to find themselves with that money, those connections, that permission to be a partier, and NOT get carried away. And who is to say she GOT carried away. 3 day binges have been had with no paparazzi there to watch. Just a manager wondering where their employee is…
      Who hasn't done a line here or there? Let the girl have a laugh. Go LL, as they are calling you now, I guess.

    48. piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this


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      Hey, maybe Jackoff can loan her some of his fake noses.

    49. ass says – reply to this


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      Fuck Perez, do you even realize how often you make yourself sound like a complete idiot in your posts?
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      "That Pharrell sure has a sense of humor!"
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      First, why is it that Pharrell has a sense of humour and Lindsay Lohan doesn't? SHE'S the one that agreed to do a video about cocaine, obviously poking fun at herself. But no, you want to continue being a complete dick towards her so you single out Pharrell.
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      "And Lindsay is just desperate for work. She'll do just about anything these days!"
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      This is implying that working with Pharrell is a bad thing. Yeah, it's such a career killer working with him, hahaha.
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      Seriously Perez, think BEFORE you speak. Fucking douchebag.

    50. Obama bowled a 39, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha says – reply to this


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      he is an obamation from hell

    51. cloe says – reply to this


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      It's a very smart move on her part. Shows that she can have a sense of humor and move past all the crazy in her life and make fun of it now. I'm sure it's sort of therapeutic for her, too. :)

    52. That's Hot! says – reply to this


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      What a loser she is. A total laughing stock of Hollywood. A sperm burping gutter slut. A real low life pile of smelly rancid shit. And her mother is even lower then that. You had a chance that one in 100 million get and you blew it sweetie!

    53. Anonymous says – reply to this


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      I wonder what her Probation Officer will think about this…

    54. Momofthree says – reply to this


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      Is anyone ever going to see if her and her DJ girlfriend are more than just friends..It seems like it to me.

    55. LiLo Fan says – reply to this


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      I luvs Lindsay. I think the move shows she's big enough to make fun of herself and not take things like this so seriously.

    56. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww says – reply to this


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      Maybe its her way of dealing with her addictions maybe she is being honest , you suck Perez.

    57. alicia la cubana says – reply to this


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      what you mean???
      shes perfect for the videoo!!!!!!!!

      ;)

    58. elle says – reply to this


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      Poor Lindsay but can she say anything? she did it all wrong herself.
      crazy girl.
      well still love her style

    59. One Love says – reply to this


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      if she thought this would be a fun job, she's got another thing coming.. doesn't she have a PR still? why aren't they trying to reign in the train wreck? gosh..

      on another note. love the new sound. Pharrell makes lovely music ^_^ and pretty ice.. if only i were rich i'd sport his LV collection.

    60. temperance says – reply to this


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      we all know that Lindsay loves her blow, and so does she, so why not be in a music video about the good stuff?

    61. Silvia says – reply to this


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      Qué tipeja más fea, no?

    62. leena says – reply to this


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      WHAT A DUMB GIRL!! SHE JUST GOT SOBER THEN MAKES THAT DESPERATE MOVE? NOOOOOOOOOOO !! WE WERE STARTING TO LIKE YOU AGAIN. PHARELL IS A LOOSER,AND HIS GROUP HASENT EVEN HAD A HIT IN YEARS. OF CORSE THEY WOULD PRAY ON THE WEAK TO COME UP. SHAME ON YOU PHARELL. YOUR DESPERATE TOO

    63. sarah says – reply to this


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      .
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      lohan is beautiful and amazing
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      shut your fucking trap you cow
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      .

    64. Teddy says – reply to this


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      Exclusive? It was on Mtv like two days ago. Get over yourself. You're cool but not that tight.

    65. Miss Mezza says – reply to this


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      What the hell do you mean, 'she'd do just about anything THESE DAYS.' She did a freaking Herbie film and 'i know who killed me', you doofus.

    66. kathy025 says – reply to this


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      "And Lindsay is just desperate for work. She'll do just about anything these days!"

      At least she has work. Unlike you fucking cunt, who wastes your life gossiping about other people's lives.

    67. Bella Blu says – reply to this


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      She agreed to do the video for a gram.