After They Take Out Their Dentures…
Filed under: Old People > YOU Decide!
Left: Knots Landing alum Joan Van Ark at the 10th annual "Tribute To The Human Spirit" Awards in LA on Thursday night. Right: screen legend Elizabeth Taylor at The Abbey in West Hollywood on Thurs.
Who Would You Rather Do????
- Elizabeth (40%)
- Joan (60%)
Total Votes: 63,336
[Photos via Getty Images.]
Posted: April 4, 2008 at 2:07 pm



Elizabeth, obviously. No contest.
eww
whoa
Fiiiiiiiiiirst
who the fuck would do elizabeth taylor..
shes like a grandma
Elizabeth, her mom was a milf.
joan still got dik suking lips and that fat thing looks like her cooch woul have flys and smell like old sushie gross gag ewww
Gross!
1st
Liz
first
1!
eewwwww
eewwwww botox is gross
Neither, yuck.
FIRST!
(always wanted to say that!)
ew. gross.
first
2nd or 3rd?
Yikes!
this is a stupid post—even for you
Barf
1st:)
Who the hell dressed Liz?? It looks like she ran naked, covered in glue, through a fabric store…
PS: Just because it says "No Comments" doesn't mean you're first…it takes a little time to upload the comments…and really, is that the most intelligent, interesting thing you have to say??? I'm sorry. That must be rough.
first?
First!
Oooo yeah, liz taylor is hawwwt!
um…the wheelchair.
Elizabeth Obv.
neither?
That's disrespectful to Dame Elizabeth you moron. Let's ask the question - Who would you rather do - Perez Hilton or Harvey Levin? Hmmm…why is nobody voting?
elizabeth looks like she has more fun.
FIRST
neither
both !!
?
You are just jealous because all of the gay men from that era are dead, and you have nobody but Boy George, George Michael and Elton John to epitomize…..Don't hate on our wonderful hetero women actresses, they have earned every wrinkle and should be celebrated for surviving the likes of Rock Hudson…..
this question is disrespectful to elizabeth taylor. She has grown old gracefully and naturally. it is an insult to her
At one time (a long, long, time ago) Elizabeth Talyor was considered 'the most beautiful woman in the world'. But man, in that picture she look like a bag lady. Way too much going on. She's always had major health problems, so its amazing that she's still alive and still smiling.
Think of each of these women in their prime. Elizabeth Taylor wins hands down. All you would have to do is close your eyes and think of that.
dirrrrrrrrrrty
i LOVE Joan and Liz
Thanks for your decency.
this is very lame of you
You know…Lori from The Real Housewives of Orange County must be so happy to know what she'll look like in another 10 years or so, that is of course if she continues her Botox treatments. Both women are beautiful, but I just can't get over how alike they look.
hey idiot respect them they are both old.
You know what is oddly comforting? That You will be an Old Age Heap of Refuse soon enough and all your Ghosts will come to haunt you then, you CUNT!
I would have done Elisabeth Taylor 40 years ago and Joan van Ark 20 years ago.
If I am forced, I'd do Joan of course.
It'd Madonna and Kylie!
If she becomes president:
she will give Gay's the rights they so have deserved..tax relief breaks..read the news people. Yahoo news page.
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luv my hillary….zhe rokzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
HAHA, Liz Taylor. Always thought she was so overrated. She was beautiful, but not a great actress, and a real slut. How many husbands has she had?
If I looked that bad, I'd hide from everyone. She must be getting her's for playing with so many men's lives. How many did she use and abuse..ten?
Don't be insulting, Perez. These are older women. They may not have teeth and they may not be young but they should be respected. Its crude and disrespectful to hold a vote over who would 'do' either of them.
Leave her alone Perez!! She's beautiful always.The LIZ
I WAS AT THE ABBEY WHEN ELIZABETH TAYLOR AND THAT IS N O T A PICTURE OF HER AT THE ABBEY. I AM SURPRISED YOU WOULD PUBLISH A PICTURE OF ELIZABETH TAYLOR UNDER FALSE PRETENSES SO YO COULD MAKE FUN OF HER. HER OUTFIT AT THE ABBEY WASN'T TOO TASTEFUL EITHER BUT IT WAS NOT AS BAD AS THE ONE IN THIS PICTURE.
Elizabeth Taylor is the greatest beauty and one of the best actresses that has ever lived. Joan Van Ark has always been hideous, and can't act for shit.
Target and Neiman Marcus have more in common than these two.
Why so cruel?
Totally beneath you, Perez. Superficial, gratuitously sophomoric, and just plain mean. Especially so to Dame Elizabeth, who has done more for the LGBT and HIV Care communities than nearly any other individual or government in the world.
Remember: Karma Kickback's a Real Bitch
That is the most offensive thing I've seen in a long time.
You're a pig!
Ms. Taylor 40 plus yrs ago.
The way Elizabeth Taylor looks now is the way Marilyn Monroe would've turned out if she was still alive. And no one would care about how beautiful she was in her youth. Sad, but a lil funny . . . .
You fucking amaze me! You have the balls to say anything disrespectful about Elizabeth Taylor, when you've done nothing with your fat-ass except make fun of people. She is a legend, and you're just some fat-ass, white boy that acts like a little bitch!
This Who would you rather do? is wholly inappropriate. What are you? 11 years old? A little difficult for you to attack Brandon Davis when your comments are almost as bad.
Joan– but only if she had a bag over her head!!!
Leave Liz Taylor alone! Leave her out of your gossip loop. She's done nothing but great movies and good deeds, as well as living an extraordinary life. Just leave her out unless she does something scandalous.
I'd rather jump off a cliff that touch either of them.
This age-ist shit gotta stop. Aging is something we are all doing and to put people down because of it is bull shit. That's why Hollywood are always running to stuff themselves with plastic because sites like this attack them for the evitable as if they were caught smoking a crack pipe. Really-is E. Taloy suppose to look like a 20 year old siren? Stick a picture of your grandmother up there Perez and ask people if they'll do her.
I'D RATHER HAVE MRS. MICHAEL JACKSON SIT ON MY FACE.
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!
Elizabeth the ho bag has turned into a crazy bag lady.
Elizabeth Taylor was the Angélina Jolie of her time. Even at her most beautiful, she never had any taste for clothes. Let us hope Angélina will age more gracefully. I know Debbie Reynolds did, she is still very pretty. Eddie must be sorry he left her for Elizabeth. C'est la vie !
i wood go down on liz cum on baby!!
ET is 75 and fabulous! Get off her dress you HUMOUNGOUS bitch!
Wait can I take my vote back? I would rather shave my dick off with a cheese grater!
Look it's a no brainer. If you told someone you banged Joan Van Ark they'd say "Who?"
If you told them you banged Liz Taylor it'd be high fives all around. They don't have to know how old she was for Christ's sake. Could've been when she was in her 30's for all they know.
If they ask when, just make some excuse like, "I gotta go now, I have an appointment for my annual circumcision" or some such shit.
joan's still young enough that she won't have that old piss smell constantly in her crotch like gma's do! just put a bag over her head if you can fit one over the lips…
just wondering why on all these comments on this site people talk shit to perez about how mean he is and how he says such terrible things. yet you come to the site and read it and comment?? the site is for entertainment…if you don't like it, don't read it for gods sake! besides…who do you think is getting the last laugh??
We're all going to get old…but in her day Elizabeth Taylor was considered, and for good reason, to be the most beauitful woman in the world. Back off with the old jokes Perez. Ageism and ridicule for growing old is as ugly as homophobia or racism…it causes division, it causes pain, and it sucks.
Totally disrespectful, Perez!
Who would rather do????? What the hell!!!!!!
i love Elizabeth.
I MENT TO VOTE JOAN, I SWEAR
:(
i feel sick now
xlove from englandx
Who is letting Elizabeth dress like that??
Elizabeth Taylor is a trooper. She does what she wants! The other woman looks like an alien. At least Liz embraces her age and goes with it.
THAT WAS HIGHLY UNCALLED FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT NOT AS UNCALLED FOR AS THIS: I WANT TO SEE YOUTUBE TINA AND THAT GUY AT THE TOP DOING "FOUR MINUTES" SIXTY NINE EACH OTHER WHILE LEATHER HARNESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEE HEE…..I JUST MADE FUN OF A COUPLE OF TARDS. OH YEAH! ….LIKE I'M OUT OF LINE. I STILL DON'T GET WHY THOSE KKK RACISTS DON'T GET CENSORED!!! PEOPLE GET MAD AT ME? GET THE FUCK OVER IT. GET MAD AT THEM!!!