After They Take Out Their Dentures…

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Left: Knots Landing alum Joan Van Ark at the 10th annual "Tribute To The Human Spirit" Awards in LA on Thursday night. Right: screen legend Elizabeth Taylor at The Abbey in West Hollywood on Thurs.

Who Would You Rather Do????

  • Elizabeth (40%)
  • Joan (60%)

Total Votes: 63,336

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    Posted: Apr 4, 2008 at 2:07 pm / Email this  »

    114 comments to “After They Take Out Their Dentures…”

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    1. Gigi says – reply to this


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      Elizabeth, obviously. No contest.

    2. sdfd says – reply to this


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      eww

    3. andrea says – reply to this


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      whoa

    4. JAne says – reply to this


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      Fiiiiiiiiiirst

    5. tara says – reply to this


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      who the fuck would do elizabeth taylor..
      shes like a grandma

    6. Patrick says – reply to this


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      Elizabeth, her mom was a milf.

    7. lilo says – reply to this


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      joan still got dik suking lips and that fat thing looks like her cooch woul have flys and smell like old sushie gross gag ewww

    8. M.A. says – reply to this


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      Gross!

    9. Eric says – reply to this


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      1st

    10. wendy says – reply to this


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      Liz

    11. Rachel says – reply to this


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      first

    12. D says – reply to this


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      1!

    13. enn says – reply to this


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      eewwwww

    14. Sonya says – reply to this


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      eewwwww botox is gross

    15. blairbear84 says – reply to this


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      Neither, yuck.

    16. Annie says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

      (always wanted to say that!)

    17. luna says – reply to this


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      ew. gross.

    18. billyburg says – reply to this


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      first

    19. em says – reply to this


      19

      2nd or 3rd?

    20. lara says – reply to this


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      Yikes!

    21. Lala says – reply to this


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      this is a stupid post—even for you

    22. Barf says – reply to this


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      Barf

    23. lellaaaaaaa says – reply to this


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      1st:)

    24. TheVinylVillager says – reply to this


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      Who the hell dressed Liz?? It looks like she ran naked, covered in glue, through a fabric store…

    25. lara says – reply to this


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      PS: Just because it says "No Comments" doesn't mean you're first…it takes a little time to upload the comments…and really, is that the most intelligent, interesting thing you have to say??? I'm sorry. That must be rough.

    26. Jholla says – reply to this


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      first?

    27. yummybear says – reply to this


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      First!

    28. Dizzy says – reply to this


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      Oooo yeah, liz taylor is hawwwt!

    29. ding dong says – reply to this


      29

      um…the wheelchair.

    30. I love Perez and Teddy! says – reply to this


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      Elizabeth Obv.

    31. jojo says – reply to this


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      neither?

    32. McKenna says – reply to this


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      That's disrespectful to Dame Elizabeth you moron. Let's ask the question - Who would you rather do - Perez Hilton or Harvey Levin? Hmmm…why is nobody voting?

    33. catherine says – reply to this


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      elizabeth looks like she has more fun.

    34. Steph says – reply to this


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      FIRST
      neither

    35. el says – reply to this


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      both !!

    36. first? says – reply to this


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      ?

    37. You are just jealous! says – reply to this


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      You are just jealous because all of the gay men from that era are dead, and you have nobody but Boy George, George Michael and Elton John to epitomize…..Don't hate on our wonderful hetero women actresses, they have earned every wrinkle and should be celebrated for surviving the likes of Rock Hudson…..

    38. k says – reply to this


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      this question is disrespectful to elizabeth taylor. She has grown old gracefully and naturally. it is an insult to her

    39. love liz says – reply to this


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      At one time (a long, long, time ago) Elizabeth Talyor was considered 'the most beautiful woman in the world'. But man, in that picture she look like a bag lady. Way too much going on. She's always had major health problems, so its amazing that she's still alive and still smiling.

    40. Vinnie says – reply to this


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      Think of each of these women in their prime. Elizabeth Taylor wins hands down. All you would have to do is close your eyes and think of that.

    41. TASHA says – reply to this


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      dirrrrrrrrrrty

    42. THREE WAY says – reply to this


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      i LOVE Joan and Liz

    43. to #40 Vinnie says – reply to this


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      Thanks for your decency.

    44. link says – reply to this


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      this is very lame of you

    45. Jessica says – reply to this


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      You know…Lori from The Real Housewives of Orange County must be so happy to know what she'll look like in another 10 years or so, that is of course if she continues her Botox treatments. Both women are beautiful, but I just can't get over how alike they look.

    46. serrt says – reply to this


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      hey idiot respect them they are both old.

    47. Perez is an ASSHOLE says – reply to this


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      You know what is oddly comforting? That You will be an Old Age Heap of Refuse soon enough and all your Ghosts will come to haunt you then, you CUNT!

    48. Sunny Sam says – reply to this


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      I would have done Elisabeth Taylor 40 years ago and Joan van Ark 20 years ago.
      If I am forced, I'd do Joan of course.

    49. Claude says – reply to this


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      It'd Madonna and Kylie!

    50. bREAKING hILLARY nEWS: says – reply to this


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      If she becomes president:
      she will give Gay's the rights they so have deserved..tax relief breaks..read the news people. Yahoo news page.
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      luv my hillary….zhe rokzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    51. Gwen says – reply to this


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      HAHA, Liz Taylor. Always thought she was so overrated. She was beautiful, but not a great actress, and a real slut. How many husbands has she had?

    52. Liz needs to stay in the house says – reply to this


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      If I looked that bad, I'd hide from everyone. She must be getting her's for playing with so many men's lives. How many did she use and abuse..ten?

    53. HAVESOMERESPECT says – reply to this


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      Don't be insulting, Perez. These are older women. They may not have teeth and they may not be young but they should be respected. Its crude and disrespectful to hold a vote over who would 'do' either of them.

    54. Mike-o Jacksohn says – reply to this


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      Leave her alone Perez!! She's beautiful always.The LIZ

    55. Woody McBreairty says – reply to this


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      I WAS AT THE ABBEY WHEN ELIZABETH TAYLOR AND THAT IS N O T A PICTURE OF HER AT THE ABBEY. I AM SURPRISED YOU WOULD PUBLISH A PICTURE OF ELIZABETH TAYLOR UNDER FALSE PRETENSES SO YO COULD MAKE FUN OF HER. HER OUTFIT AT THE ABBEY WASN'T TOO TASTEFUL EITHER BUT IT WAS NOT AS BAD AS THE ONE IN THIS PICTURE.

    56. Nubian Goddess in a FIERCE FIORUCCI w/ 18k GOLD HOOP EARRINGS and a Prada bag says – reply to this


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      Elizabeth Taylor is the greatest beauty and one of the best actresses that has ever lived. Joan Van Ark has always been hideous, and can't act for shit.
      Target and Neiman Marcus have more in common than these two.

    57. RobinSeattle says – reply to this


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      Why so cruel?
      Totally beneath you, Perez. Superficial, gratuitously sophomoric, and just plain mean. Especially so to Dame Elizabeth, who has done more for the LGBT and HIV Care communities than nearly any other individual or government in the world.
      Remember: Karma Kickback's a Real Bitch

    58. Anna says – reply to this


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      That is the most offensive thing I've seen in a long time.

    59. cwolf says – reply to this


      59

      You're a pig!

    60. Manners says – reply to this


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      Ms. Taylor 40 plus yrs ago.

    61. Blah! says – reply to this


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      The way Elizabeth Taylor looks now is the way Marilyn Monroe would've turned out if she was still alive. And no one would care about how beautiful she was in her youth. Sad, but a lil funny . . . .

    62. LadyBug says – reply to this


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      You fucking amaze me! You have the balls to say anything disrespectful about Elizabeth Taylor, when you've done nothing with your fat-ass except make fun of people. She is a legend, and you're just some fat-ass, white boy that acts like a little bitch!

    63. Rick says – reply to this


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      This Who would you rather do? is wholly inappropriate. What are you? 11 years old? A little difficult for you to attack Brandon Davis when your comments are almost as bad.

    64. Jazzy Jas says – reply to this


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      Joan– but only if she had a bag over her head!!!

    65. RichiePooDeNashVegas says – reply to this


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      Leave Liz Taylor alone! Leave her out of your gossip loop. She's done nothing but great movies and good deeds, as well as living an extraordinary life. Just leave her out unless she does something scandalous.

    66. Yuck says – reply to this


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      I'd rather jump off a cliff that touch either of them.

    67. Adrianne says – reply to this


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      This age-ist shit gotta stop. Aging is something we are all doing and to put people down because of it is bull shit. That's why Hollywood are always running to stuff themselves with plastic because sites like this attack them for the evitable as if they were caught smoking a crack pipe. Really-is E. Taloy suppose to look like a 20 year old siren? Stick a picture of your grandmother up there Perez and ask people if they'll do her.

    68. VOXIE says – reply to this


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      I'D RATHER HAVE MRS. MICHAEL JACKSON SIT ON MY FACE.

      LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

    69. punjab says – reply to this


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      Elizabeth the ho bag has turned into a crazy bag lady.

    70. Debbie says – reply to this


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      Elizabeth Taylor was the Angélina Jolie of her time. Even at her most beautiful, she never had any taste for clothes. Let us hope Angélina will age more gracefully. I know Debbie Reynolds did, she is still very pretty. Eddie must be sorry he left her for Elizabeth. C'est la vie !

    71. bathog says – reply to this


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      i wood go down on liz cum on baby!!

    72. DF says – reply to this


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      ET is 75 and fabulous! Get off her dress you HUMOUNGOUS bitch!

    73. SuperDutyDave says – reply to this


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      Wait can I take my vote back? I would rather shave my dick off with a cheese grater!

    74. Yak says – reply to this


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      Look it's a no brainer. If you told someone you banged Joan Van Ark they'd say "Who?"
      If you told them you banged Liz Taylor it'd be high fives all around. They don't have to know how old she was for Christ's sake. Could've been when she was in her 30's for all they know.
      If they ask when, just make some excuse like, "I gotta go now, I have an appointment for my annual circumcision" or some such shit.

    75. nome says – reply to this


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      joan's still young enough that she won't have that old piss smell constantly in her crotch like gma's do! just put a bag over her head if you can fit one over the lips…

    76. just curious says – reply to this


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      just wondering why on all these comments on this site people talk shit to perez about how mean he is and how he says such terrible things. yet you come to the site and read it and comment?? the site is for entertainment…if you don't like it, don't read it for gods sake! besides…who do you think is getting the last laugh??

    77. Sharon says – reply to this


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      We're all going to get old…but in her day Elizabeth Taylor was considered, and for good reason, to be the most beauitful woman in the world. Back off with the old jokes Perez. Ageism and ridicule for growing old is as ugly as homophobia or racism…it causes division, it causes pain, and it sucks.

    78. Mich says – reply to this


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      Totally disrespectful, Perez!

    79. believer says – reply to this


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      Who would rather do????? What the hell!!!!!!

    80. david-0-selznick says – reply to this


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      i love Elizabeth.

    81. Lewis says – reply to this


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      I MENT TO VOTE JOAN, I SWEAR

      :(

      i feel sick now

      xlove from englandx

    82. Stephanie says – reply to this


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      Who is letting Elizabeth dress like that??

    83. S says – reply to this


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      Elizabeth Taylor is a trooper. She does what she wants! The other woman looks like an alien. At least Liz embraces her age and goes with it.

    84. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      THAT WAS HIGHLY UNCALLED FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT NOT AS UNCALLED FOR AS THIS: I WANT TO SEE YOUTUBE TINA AND THAT GUY AT THE TOP DOING "FOUR MINUTES" SIXTY NINE EACH OTHER WHILE LEATHER HARNESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEE HEE…..I JUST MADE FUN OF A COUPLE OF TARDS. OH YEAH! ….LIKE I'M OUT OF LINE. I STILL DON'T GET WHY THOSE KKK RACISTS DON'T GET CENSORED!!! PEOPLE GET MAD AT ME? GET THE FUCK OVER IT. GET MAD AT THEM!!!

    85. Latrinique Vespaux says – reply to this


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      They both look like shit compared to Joan Collins.

      Liz Taylor really looks like a tacky old Jew.

    86. adaya says – reply to this


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      perez, you are pathetic, apathetic, and sad. I pray for your pain-body.

    87. Tulip says – reply to this


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      Liz you GO girl!!!! How brave to come out showing what someone of AGE is SUPPOSED to look like! OK so maybe she's a bit overdressed but at least she isn't having surgeries done to try and hide that she is aging. Wish I could run up to her and give her a gentle hug!

    88. Perez is a loser says – reply to this


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      Perezhilton has been going downhill lately but seriously, Elizabeth Taylor is an icon. Next thing you know he'll be saying shit about Audrey Hepburn. Bye bye perez Im never reading your "shiteous" blog again.

    89. jayna says – reply to this


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      Joan should be in a "separated at birth" post with Robin Antin.

    90. PissElegant says – reply to this


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      PLEASE!!! Perez give us choice

      C. Neither

      Do this for all the either/or questions you ask for votes on since life is more both/and rather than either/or……..other than that I can't make a vote I choose neither.

    91. Aurora in Boston says – reply to this


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      Is Sam Lutfi now Liz's "friend" look at the get up, is he crushing up risperdale in her apple sauce? I think an investigation is in order here.

    92. Miss Mezza says – reply to this


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      Yeh, Perez, don't diss the broads. I will overlook your obnoxious 'do' and replace it with 'who rocks the look.' OK, Liz is a mess, but at least as Catherine says she looks like she's having fun. To me her look says, 'I'm extra colourful coz i'm in a wheelchair and i need all the cheering up i can get, so there.' Power to her, i say.
      Poor Joan just looks freaky and sad.

    93. Tall skinny blondie says – reply to this


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      Perez you are dumb! Obviously a TALL, Skinny Blonde always beats a cripple!
      You are a fu(ken retard!!!!!!!!!

    94. bethpen says – reply to this


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      You should have some respect, Perez. Liz Taylor has had CANCER, terrible injuries, miscarrages, and grew up in Hollywood in a time where child actors, especially female ones were treated like cattle. Plus, she championed gay rights before it was ever cool to champion gays. Not to mention all the stuff she has done for AIDS, before it was cool to support AIDS victims. And you say something so gross about her. Classy,

    95. bethpen says – reply to this


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      Re: Adrianne – tru dat

    96. Ur a retard. says – reply to this


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      What a load of shit. Liz taylor wouldn't go there in that outfit. She may not be as glamorous as 20 years ago, but not that. U find a picture and make it for whenever u want. If I wasn't so bored I wouldn't even be on here. Stop lying so fu**ing much dumbass. Get a life, go fake another lie detector. Why would Jessica Simpson watch her fine as man make out with ur nasty ass and rub him??? Come on now, ur a twisted sicko0.

    97. DMAN says – reply to this


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      SHE LOOKS LIKE THAT DUDE-CHIC FREAK
      CRYING ABOUT BRITNEY ON YOU TUBE

    98. DMD says – reply to this


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      Joan's face doesn't move when she speaks kind of like the original Planet of the Apes movies where they had rubber masks.

      Very spooky!!! I would have to say neither since I would never get over the nightmares.

    99. cp says – reply to this


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      If Liz were thinner,she'd look like the shoebox greeting vieja! LMAO

    100. vogues says – reply to this


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      Was Elizabeth inspired by Anna Piaggi ?

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