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Film stars Nicolas Cage and Kathleen Turner have settled their libel squabble in a London court today.

Remember, y'all, Cage was pissed that Turner claimed in her recent autobiography that he had twice been arrested for drunk driving and had stolen a dog.

Looks like Ms. Turner and her publisher now accept that the claims were false and should never have been published.

Turner and peeps agreed to reimburse all Cage's legal costs and make a substantial donation to a charity chosen by him to benefit the victims of elder abuse.

He probably wanted to remind Kathleen that she's only a year or two away from qualifying as "elder."

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    Posted: Apr 4, 2008 at 12:37 pm / Email this  »
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    1. mgef says – reply to this


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      1

    2. La says – reply to this


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      1st

    3. me says – reply to this


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      ljfljlajfiljddlajl

      what ever that means!

    4. rock says – reply to this


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      first

    5. ds says – reply to this


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      Nick Cage ROCKS!!! :P

    6. Christina C. says – reply to this


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      SECOND!

    7. Cogiva says – reply to this


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      Omg. A few days ago, I saw his profile with great photos on "millionair efriends com". It seems he is falling in love with a pretty girl.

    8. smodo says – reply to this


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      wtf?

    9. ASDF says – reply to this


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      HA

    10. sam says – reply to this


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      could i b FIRST!!!! again?

    11. jrjoe007 says – reply to this


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      LIARS…LOL…FIRST!!!

    12. ll says – reply to this


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      boo hoo. who cares

    13. Porterville CA says – reply to this


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      I love her in movies and all but what in the world made her and her ghost writers think they would get away with that? STUPID!!!

    14. Jodi says – reply to this


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      First Beotches.
      Nice caps Nick…NOT. in a borat sort of way!

    15. maddie says – reply to this


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      Why would she even bother making that up? I wonder what else she made up…

    16. cage says – reply to this


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      fifth

    17. alkjdfla lkjafjid says – reply to this


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      I LOVE YOU SARA BLEVINS

    18. sassafrass says – reply to this


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      Big ups to Mr. Cage!!!!!!!! I work in legal and what he did with his settlement comes far and few. Thank you for taking that money and donating it to a good cause instead of building on your already established empire. So wish so many other people would do this.

    19. 1st says – reply to this


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      sixteenth freaks……….

    20. Porterville CA says – reply to this


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      Dear #14 how do you feel when you exclaim "first bitches" only to find out you popped up at #14? Pretty stupid right? That makes you look more stupid then Nick's caps!!

    21. Jenna says – reply to this


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      Oh my god! Nicholas Cage looks like he's dead already….he looks like a f*ckin corpse!

    22. Britt says – reply to this


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      His EARS look like they are upside down!! Any one agree?

    23. EVL Dick says – reply to this


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      Effing dognapper!

    24. zxcxczx says – reply to this


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      MY GOD!!!!! JUST LOOK AT THAT HAIR LINE HE LOST HIS HAIR AND HAD MULTIPLE OPEATIONS TO RESTORE HIS HAIRLINE HOW FAKE IT LOOKS OH MY GOD

    25. Mousie says – reply to this


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      I hope when you are older, you look back and read everything you wrote and feel ashamed. Only then, you will still be a stupid, fat fuck, just an OLD, stupid, fat fuck.

    26. Justin says – reply to this


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      An ELDER?!?!? Have you seen Ms. Turner in person??? She's not a fucking elder! She still looks great! Do remember she was the top sex symbol of our fav. time–the 80s.

    27. Aurora says – reply to this


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      Not nice to hear ageism comments coming from you Perez. So what if she's getting older.

    28. joey says – reply to this


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      he looks like a corpse

    29. AC says – reply to this


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      Why do you always pick on older people? Maybe it's because you know you're so fat that you won't make it past 40.

    30. cambel says – reply to this


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      Those were very small issues in her book. The other things she said about him like "He ruined the movie Peggy Sue Got Married" are pretty much true. She said that he was so desperate to pretend he didn't get the job by being the directors nephew that he wouldn't listen to anything the director told him to do….hence that stupid voice he used.

    31. cavegirl says – reply to this


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      Good on him.
      If its not true, why let it be out there?

    32. Dani says – reply to this


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      sorry, since when is nicholas cage in the news?
      The only thing i know about him is that he ruins movies.
      amen.

    33. Cristina mmm says – reply to this


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      how much make up is he wearing??

    34. husbandclothes.com says – reply to this


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      I love Nicholas Cage. He's one of those should-be-ugly (based on features alone) but is TOTALLY HOT type guys. Like Val Kilmer and John Cusack.

      Holly @ www.husbandclothes.com

      See ya.

    35. alex says – reply to this


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      what the fuck is with his ears??

    36. jhonalldogto says – reply to this


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      crown. took my dad magnificent it is a will never my misguided the boys I'd surprise

    37. heifer says – reply to this


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      just wnated to sell more books. Shame on you turner! love me some nick

    38. Naive London Girl says – reply to this


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      Guess we won't be seeing Peggy Sue Got Married 2.

    39. lena says – reply to this


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      cage is a moron!!! he was pissed because she told the truth!!! he is a drunk and a a psycho!!!

    40. foll eeo says – reply to this


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      what evell
      he is hot
      he makes my mouth wata!!!!

    41. me says – reply to this


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      hahahahaha he stole a dog