Here Comes the Bride
Filed under: Nicole Richie > Joel Madden
It's wedding fever!
A source close to Joel Madden and Nicole Richie has revealed that the two are gonna be walking down the aisle sometime this summer!
The insider also reports that wedding invites are going out next week and that Nicole will have eight bridesmaids. No word if Paris, who's dating Joel's bro Benji, will be one of the lovely ladies.
We hope Nicole still has those boobies for the wedding day. She needs to wear something that will show them off!
You know Harlow is going to look so super cute on mommy and daddy's big day!
[Image via Getty Images.]
Posted: April 4, 2008 at 3:31 pm
yayyy
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think there cute
Good the fuck fucking for her!
good fu them
Weird
who?
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
im HAPPY FOR THEM YAY!!
Perez, I LOVE this site and what you do with it.
But enough with this non-anything Nicole Richie. All she is known for is being Paris's friend and having some rock star's kid. She isn't famous. She does NOTHING entertaining. She isn't even a good ho. Drop her from your gossip watch. There are 300,001 thousand people in L.A. MUCH more deserving of the title "celebrity" and all the Perezluv that comes with it.
She's a dog but look at those funbags!
I am thrilled for both of them. Nicole is looking really awesome and Joel is too. I wish them all the best. Can't wait to see little Harlow dressed for the occasion, either. Wish I could attend this wedding!
she's disgusting, he's a homo - divorce in less than a year
1 year, 3???? taking bets…
such a cute family. i wish them all the best.
i also hope paris and benji are broken up by then. what a dirty skank she is.
yay! I LOVE HER! I WISH THEM THE BEST!
I think this is great. First of all they fell in love when Nichole was right at the end of her drug induced party era….looking like a skeleton. Joel hung in there with her because he loves her. She got pregnant and that made her realize that drugs were not the road to take…..again Joel hung in there with her. Now they BOTH look fantastic and I think this is a love that will last.
I predict Madonna and Guy to split by the first of the year 2009….
Just a prediction
Love you Perez
ARE YOU 30 OR 3 ???? WHY DO YOU , ESPECIALLY A GAY MAN KEEP COMMENTING ON " BOOBIES " ?? RIDICULOUS.
She's so pretty. TEAM NICOLE!!!!
Wish Nicole, Joel and lil Harlow the best! They ar so cute
Ok if they're getting married this summer, why the FUCK are they sending out invitations in April?
Seriously people, send them out MAYBE a month and a half in advance; two months for out of town guests. Somebody clearly doesn't know shit about wedding etiquette.
Re: THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ?? –
I find myself agreeing with you.
I want to fuck Nicole Richie's brains out!
1 year
Gross!! He has small hands!! He is a nomad, circus folk, small hands.. smells like cabbage!!
EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does she never look straight at the camera? Ashlee Simpson never looks straight at the camera either - always this 3/4 face with big eyes.
love her. love her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We have a fantastic 3 course meal and lots of booze. First comes crackers topped with melted cheese and Joel's fingernail clippings, then comes soup mixed with my period blood, then comes rare meat with green snot on the side and then for dessert there will be buffet style hard core drugs, valium, special K, Coke, etc…all you can eat!! Please dress appropriately!
Great…they decided to make their little bastard legit. It really warms the cockels.
Its amazing what having a good man can do…she's such a different person…Good for them!
Love them together. They look awesome.
Congrats. Hope a)it's true, b) it lasts. Everyone deserves happiness
He could be the pregnant dude's twin.
You SURE like BOOBIEs Perezo.
Are you SURE ur not bi?
OO la la… I wonder what her wedding dress will look like. I hope the DJ brings some old-school Good Charlotte to the turntable…
I get a huge boner every time I see Nicole post-kid boobies.
why do my boobs look so perfect
Awww they look so cute in that photo,
i hope they stay together
ps - …and Nicole is lookin good!!
The wedding should be private and quiet. Nicole and Joel don't need a big-to-do wedding.
they r soooooooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nicole has never looked better.
HER BOOBS ARE HUGE!!
so lame
Nicole looks beautiful! I hope she stays healthy. Best of luck on her wedding
MY GOD THEY ARE UGLY!! IF HE WASN'T IN A BAND, NOBODY WOULD EVEN GIVE THAT UGLY FACE A CHANCE.
WHY DOES HE ALWAYS HAVE THAT GOOFY LOOK
Re: NICOLE RICHIE –
OMG LOL
Dang, why do they both always look like they need a freaking BATH???? Not to be mean…
*******BY THE WAY PEREZ, DON'T LOSE TOO MUCH WEIGHT. YOU'RE TOTALLY LOOKING HOT****************
I AM PROUD OF NICOLES TRANSFORMATION..I LIKE HER ALWAYS/AND JOEL,MAKE YOUR CHILD PROUD,I,M PROUD OF YOU BOTH….
Why get married? The child will still be a bastard and the divorce will be more complicated. Nicole move on to something better… at least better looking and more exciting. Do not settle for Hillary Duff's sloppy seconds
How quickly some of you forget or never knew to begin with. She drove down the wrong way of an on ramp while drunk and high on pain pills. She could have killed a family of four. Or your kid brother or Grandmother.
Another thing: what the fuck has she ever done to deserve any recognition? She's another fame whore who has no redeeming qualities to speak of. No-talent in the slightest. One of my dumps has more to offer than she. Plus, she hates herself. Why would any sane 20 yr old girl have numerous surgeries on her face. Nose, cheekbones, etc. Plus she either staved herself to almost death or she had gastric bypass surgery around 22 yrs old.
Call me crazy but she's no role model for any young girl and it's a shame she makes money for no fucking talent to whatsoever! Nothing but a media or fame whore, take your pick? And whoever goes out and buys some line of product from her should be bitch slapped for putting money to keep up her lifestyle.
Only in America. You used to have at some semblance of talent to become known in the public. Say what you will about Lohan and I think she’s' just as bad, but at least she's actually been in a few films. Without mommy or daddy being in the business. She's a kid actress whose tying to become an adult one but just like Paris, Ritchie they're all fuck ups. Who want to nothing but public eye to follow them around like royalty and you guys allow their desires.
Can you get a better shot of her tits?
Please?
Wow! Parents of a child getting married! What a novel idea.
*yawns*
PS - I give it 2 years tops.
Goddamn, those Madden boys are fugly. I hope Harlow looks like her mom!
god she looks great with some meat on her bones
Good for them. I really like her and have so much respect for her for getting her shit together.
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CAN I COME
weren't you talking shit abuot them when they first got together?
could you be anymore like a 15 year old girl.
how could you be proud of who you are.
proud of the money sure, but who you are… sick
i love them!
Both intelligent & thoughtful and I think they are an AWESOME couple and GREAT parents!
ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS
HOW LONG ARE PEOPLE GOING KEEP EMPTYING THEIR POCKETS
TO SEE GOOD CHARLET ,SOONER OR LATER ONE OF EM'S GOT TO GET A REAL JOB AND IT AINT GONNA SUPPORT THEIR CURRENT LIFESTYLE
ah why why,are you going to drive us to drink
And we are supposed to get excited about it???? they already had the baby, the marriage is overdue. I don'tknow NR's facts but Sooo many girls/woman have it wrong. It's okay to have a baby with someone, but they don't think they are ready to get married??? Don't even think about bringing a baby into this world unless you have a stable life. There are too many women out there that have children with multiple fathers. And I don't mean to put it all on women, men have to take their responsibility too. Young girls see these Hollywood 'celebrities' doing this, and think it will work out. In a year or two, many are on welfare, the father contributing little if anything. And a whole group of them end up on Maury to determine 'are you the father?' Sorry for the rambling. Some girls have to be knocked on their heads to realize that they don't have the financial resources as these unwed 'stars'
I agree with GQtaste. She has no talent and has never done anything to deserve recognition. Shes not a good role model for teens either. Anyone who would starve themselves to the point of near death just to get attention has serious self-esteem issues. SAD.
they wont.people like that always change their plans.
I want to lick Nicole's asshole.
Aw…they are so cute and i wish them nothing but the best. I really think she has changed for the best and i love her for that and i can only hope his brother can change Paris for the best…and i think he's doing a good job so far. Seems like Joel and Benji are pretty good influences!!!
i hate paris hilton ;(
good for them…she got her life on track…i think he's the best change she's ever had..they're cute together.
Why does this woman keep getting the publicity she does, and the money that goes with it? As the saying goes, "only in America". She has achieved nothing of note and has no talent for anything - except getting more publicity. Her teen years and early 20s were spent fighting drug and alcohol addictions and an eating disorder. It's great that she seems to have overcome these conditions, but so have many others without the money to buy the support she would have had. Then while still skeletal, she gets pregnant to a guy she's not even married to. All of a sudden she's the new Nicole, a devoted mother and soon to be loving wife. And what kind of a name is Harlow? It's obvious what she'll be called in the playground. For the child's sake, one would hope that Ms Richie is able to maintain her current state of health and the marriage works, but I doubt it. When I think of all the kids and young adults out there working their butts off and really achieving something for themselves and others, and this woman makes megabucks from being a nothing, I really do start to believe the world has gone mad.
Also had to add that this loving, devoted mother wasn't too concerned about the loved ones belonging to other families when she drove the wrong way up a freeway under the influence of God knows what. And it wasn't her first offence. How many people could she have killed? And all she gets is a slap on the wrist and told to attend rehab classes. Again: only in America. She should be in jail.
Awww…she looks great. Love Nicole!
So laughable. She was quoted as saying, "I hate having big boobs now that I'm nursing." Then why does she blast them in our face with low cut dresses in every frickin' snapshot? When most people don't like something - they cover it up. Ah well, guess she'll have to live with the big boobs that come with nursing…
Re: Oriana – I agree, Oriana! SO sick of the double standard with this no-talent "I got knocked up by Hilary's ex" loser.
Re: Oriana – Yep. Hilary could've gotten pregnant by this ho-hum man, but she obviously wanted a better life for her future children.
Hilary Duff is one hell of a business woman with a bright future. All Nicole Ritchie did was get knocked up so she could snag a muscian. I give the marriage 3 years tops.
They ……… Are …………. Boring.
Re: GQtaste – HELL-TO-THE-YES! RIGHT ON! OUR SENTIMENTS EXACTLY.
ALL HE NEEDS IS A PIPE STICKIN' OUTTA THE SIDE OF HIS MOUTH AND HE'S READY FOR THE PORCH SWING W/ HIS CANE. HE'S SO FUG. AND SHE IS JUST NOTHING. THANK GOD SHE HAD A BABY TO GIVE HER SOME BOOBS. OTHERWISE SHE'S LIKE A COCAINE STICK. CAN'T STAND EITHER OF THEM. GOOD GRIEF, LET'S PRAY PARIS DOESN'T FOLLOW SUIT. ENOUGH ALREADY. I DON'T THINK THE MARRIAGE WILL LAST LONG AT ALL.
YAY.. Finally Joel is getting married! Im soo happy for him! Harlow is gonna look adorable!
Who gives a fuck
GREAT. A STEROID USER NFL PLAYER'S SON AND A COMPLETELY TALENTLESS HASBEEN ANORECTIC STUPID WOMAN - A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN
lemme just force myself to get excited + to to give a flying fuck.
Perez, see for yourself. You've had this post up for a full day and its only hit 86 comments. Most of your posts always break 100 at least. No one cares about this Nicole mutt. She can't get hired to work. No one in this town wants to cast her in roles. SHE. DOES. NOTHING. INTERESTING.
Who fucking cares about this girl…? She's only known for her association with Paris and being adopted by Lionel Richie. Apart from that she's a talentless ex-druggie, anorexic,etc. whose now only famous for getting pregnant by a singer in a band who USED to be big, but are not really anymore.
They'll be divorced within a few years or less.
daaaaa