Hey, John Mayer!
We took a lie detector test!
Us Weekly videotaped it and will be airing it later today!
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Should we be concerned??
Apparently we aren't the first to think something looks off... ET also reached out to the actor's rep about his health, who replied:
"Macaulay Culkin is in perfectly good health."
We hope that's true!
Plus, we think it's time for a new Home Alone installment. A gritty can't-escape-his-past story??
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i can't decide what i think about this
this whole thing is insane
john Mayer is hot …go u perez!
well damn..
i used to enjoy you perez - now you make me sick. who cares about you and john.
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UR SUCH A F**** HOMO. AND A DOUCHE. LOSER GET A FREAKIN LIFE. FIRST??????
Re: lindsey –
Right there with you lol
It's amazing what people will do when drunk. I shudder at the thought. Why John, WHY?!
Very classy Perez…why are you bringing this up now?
lies
FIRSSSST
i love sara blevins
love hannah
seriously–what are you trying to prove? i mean, he's cute and all, but not worth all of this.
Figures Perez — - according to you he's a DOUCHE! You must be HOT for DOUCHES! WHo's next - -Brandon Davis?
It's a proven fact lie detector tests are not accurate and not admisible in the court of law.. Not enough evidence Perez!
first
haha
facinating
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS! GO PEREZ! I love both of ya'll and I really want this to be true! Can't wait to see it! lol
xoxo
TEAM PEREZ ROCKS!
Homo fight!
let it go…lol
nobody really cares who you make out with perez. no need to prove to everyone that you get some.
You make me sick you fucking fat douchebag!!!
Get OVER YOURSELF!!! You probably suck the Lie Guy's dick to make him say you weren't lying!!!
YOU'RE SO COOL. NOW EVERYONE IS GOING TO KNOW YOU AS THOSE PATHETIC JOCKS (EXCEPT YOU'RE UGLY AND FAT AND THEY'RE NOT) WHO GO RUN AND TELL THEIR BOYS ABOUT SOME CHICK THEY BANGED THE OTHER NIGHT. YOU'RE A FUCKING LOSER PEREZ.
HOT! Can't wait to see THOSE pics. Perez, I love you!!
We don't care if it's true! Don't u get that he was doing it for laughs?
Ur exagerating…
Why are you such an asshole? I mean we have always supported you, but this is too far…what did john mayer do to you, usually all he has done is be a good sport…Just because your a bitter little queen because your getting sued doesnt mean you need to take it out on him!
Hey Perez,
Good for you. I've read other sites mocking this story and that it can't possibly be true. but why in the heck not?? I'd believe it, and a lie detector would definitely reinforce the story.
I'm a super jelous girl who wouldn't mind giving john a kiss or two myself!! You lucky bastard!!!
Perez, why do you keep milking this. It's kinda getting lame and makes you look low!
Re: laurie – agreed
whatever
Um, why are you doing this? Who cares, let it go and get over yourself a little. luvies.
HOPE YOU PROVE HE'S FRUiTY PEREZ.
Did he run his fingers through your fat?
hehe
Really? Last week, My friends saw his profile with photos on "millionair efriends com". I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for there.
who cares about this fat pig?
HAHA YEAH PEREZ! GETCHA SOME!
firssst
haha, can't wait!
yeahhhhhh*
lol
Uh oh!
You're such a leach stop trying to get fame for yourself out of other people its pathetic
hahaha yougo!
Omg i love you perez!!!!!
That is not nice! that can put his career in trouble.
If happend just keep it to urself!
I REMEMBER A FORTUNE TELLER TELLING YOU YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE A SCANDAL WITH A HOT MALE CELEB IN 2008….REMEMBERRRRRRR??!!!
Who the heck cares, Perez? The guy was obviously WAY drunk to have made out with you even for a second and probably did it for shock value to impress Blondie.
I would deny it as well AND I'm a HOMO. You're Fat, Gross & Probably Stink of some "Unknown to this Earth" odor. Sorry— I know honesty can hurt a little.
My god Perez… what is your problem? Please get over yourself and learn to take criticsm without resorting to this nonsense
You're clearly just pissed off because Sony BMG is suing your ass and you're way to get back at them is to destroy their most gifted musician's rep. You ass.
I can't believe you're doing this Perez but then again you are an unsrupulous fag.
Geez Perez, who cares if you kissed John Mayer or not……Why are you trippin over this so badly, of course he's going to deny it. Why do you have to make such a big deal out of it, it's making you look desperate and weird honey…stop it!
LOL at John Mayer.
Unfortunately, lie detector tests aren't all that reliable. Just saying…
nobody cares
People can trick lie detectors. I think you're lying Perez and you're probably doing it for that lame Pop Fiction show. You know John Mayer would never make out with someone as repulsive as yourself.
Porky Pig with a comb-over
I'm with #1, can't decide what I think about this either …April Fools?
ohhh my !!
Post side, can I just say how much I am liking the hair now it's kind of au natural - looking good!
ALL GOOD???????? WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT ANY OF THIS TRASH?
Perez I fucking love you! Will you marry me?! HAHAHAHA John Mayer should totally take us to dinner to celebrate our engagement!
Wow, the lengths you have to go to prove that someone … ick … touched you! How desperate!
I NEED more details! I need to know who initiated the kiss, how long it lasted, was there an agreement not to ever tell, was there tounge, did anyone else see, and what drugs was he on? He reminds me of that married guy on MAKE ME A SUPERMODEL that was carrying on with that gay guy on the show that he shared a room with & denied he was attracted to him. Perez an Mayer are the new PRAYER!!!
wow perez u lost kool points u dont kiss and tell
Gorda. Que desesperade que estas!!!! Ese John Mayer no te toco un pelo.
Why? We knew you were a douch, no need to prove it.
was the test independant?
This actually makes you look worse. Didn't you read any of the comments left yesterday? No one cares if its true or not, they care that you are acting like a brat in the first place.
woohoo
oh,perez,you're such a slut!:))
kiss ya'
whatttt the fuck. john mayer is the shittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt. perez is kinda annoying me. used to love you..
LUV U PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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By the way… not a reader anymore… I used to enjoy reading ur website… but now, I just agree with John…
what's the big deal
what the fuck is wrong with you? why are you bringing all this shit out now?
THAT IS TOTALLY DISGUSTING…NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR THAT QUEER SHIT.
my god perez. get a life. you are making yourself look like a complete moron with this whole thing. its actually kind of pathetic and im sure john mayer doesnt give two shits about what you are saying.
POOR YOU.
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NO ONE GIVES A SHIT.
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NOBODY EVEN BELIEVES YOU.
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE?
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JOHN MAYER'S SILENT TREATMENT.
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POOR YOU.
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NO ONE GIVES A SHIT.
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NOBODY EVEN BELIEVES YOU.
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE?
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JOHN MAYER'S SILENT TREATMENT.
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POOR YOU.
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NO ONE GIVES A SHIT.
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NOBODY EVEN BELIEVES YOU.
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE?
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JOHN MAYER'S SILENT TREATMENT.
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POOR YOU.
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NO ONE GIVES A SHIT.
.
NOBODY EVEN BELIEVES YOU.
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE?
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JOHN MAYER'S SILENT TREATMENT.
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POOR YOU.
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NO ONE GIVES A SHIT.
.
NOBODY EVEN BELIEVES YOU.
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE?
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JOHN MAYER'S SILENT TREATMENT.
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Who's the asshole? Perez iz! Kissing and telling is a no no. You're thirty now, you should know this. Have a little bit of integrity, right now you have none. None of us care, do you really need the fame so badly?
since when does kissing someone of the same sex make you gay or bi ? if that was the case every girl in america is gay or bi…grow up perez …you are acting like such a child its very ugly…and thats saying alot since your outside is already so ugly
Re: Vain –
Hahahahahaha! I love that this person is trying to sound like they hate Perez and they are all hardcore…then "first???" Get a fucking life.
uh oh
Lie detector tests just measure how comfortable you are with lying. Most people are uncomfortable. Others aren't and can pass. Is Perez lying? I don't know.
JOHN MAYER IS SOOOOOOOOOO UGLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIS EYES HE LOOKS LIKE A VAMPIRE WHO EATS NOTHING BUT RAW MEAT!
PEREZ I DON'T GIVE A FUCKING ABOUT POSTS RELATING TO YOU! please post about real celebrities. and if john mayer is actually bi there is no doubt that he wouldn't make out with your fat disgusting ass.
el oh elz
So did his recent post just piss you off so much that you decided to bring out the "big reveal"? What's your motive?
love you perez!
CORRECTING MY FIRST POST:
Lie detector tests just measure how comfortable you are with lying. Most people are uncomfortable. Others are comfortable and can pass. Is Perez lying? I don't know.
& Oh yeah—Watch out for that Karma Bus Perez— probably heading your way to plow you down.
YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT, WHY DO YOU CARE TO RUIN OTHER PEOPLE LIVES, IS YOUR LIFE THAT PATHETIC? CLEARLY IF JOHN MAYER IS DENYING IT, HE IS ASHAMED THAT HE COULD ENGAGE IN SUCH ACTS WITH SUCH A HIDEOUS HOMOSEXUAL, WHO PROBABLY TOOK ADVANTAGE OF HIM WHEN HE WAS INTOXICATED, FUCK YOU PEREZ, GET A LIFE
this is childish and disgusting. get over yourself perez.
I totally believe you. Prove it to the world baby!
OMG perez so was that post he did about someone calling him and needing to take a hint. him wanting them to fuck off was you ? to funny seems you dont like rejection huh?
Perez you are acting like a serious bitch! I WAS such a fan. What is wrong with you didn't your parents teach you not to kiss and tell? I will no longer be comming onto your page! Watch yourself karma is a BITCH.
Perez , I used to think you were cool, but you are turning into the famewhores you make fun of. bringing this up now is really Lame. John mayer must have been trashed cause noone would touch you otherwise. Give up now, cause it's getting realy realy sad.
Thats so bad to try and out someone who isnt ready to be out! Thats a shallow ass move- you should know better!
wow perez..this is really desperate and z-list of you.i thought you were better but this is so pathetic.and you look like a major douche in that picture.