Hey, John Mayer!

4/04/2008 12:48 PM ET | Filed under: Gay Gay Gay • Personally Perez • John Mayer

We took a lie detector test!

Us Weekly videotaped it and will be airing it later today!

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lindsey says – reply to this

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i can't decide what i think about this
bri lee says – reply to this

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this whole thing is insane
Laura says – reply to this

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john Mayer is hot …go u perez!
laney says – reply to this

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well damn..
laurie says – reply to this

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i used to enjoy you perez - now you make me sick. who cares about you and john.
jj says – reply to this

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first
Vain says – reply to this

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UR SUCH A F**** HOMO. AND A DOUCHE. LOSER GET A FREAKIN LIFE. FIRST??????
BRIT says – reply to this

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Re: lindsey –

Right there with you lol
Amy says – reply to this

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It's amazing what people will do when drunk. I shudder at the thought. Why John, WHY?!
Katie says – reply to this

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Very classy Perez…why are you bringing this up now?
kris says – reply to this

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lies
Hannah Montana says – reply to this

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FIRSSSST
i love sara blevins
love hannah
mikey says – reply to this

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seriously–what are you trying to prove? i mean, he's cute and all, but not worth all of this.
whatevs says – reply to this

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Figures Perez — - according to you he's a DOUCHE! You must be HOT for DOUCHES! WHo's next - -Brandon Davis?
CJ Major says – reply to this

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It's a proven fact lie detector tests are not accurate and not admisible in the court of law.. Not enough evidence Perez!
lisa says – reply to this

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first
Jess says – reply to this

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haha
JEN says – reply to this

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facinating
FRESH says – reply to this

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSS! GO PEREZ! I love both of ya'll and I really want this to be true! Can't wait to see it! lol

xoxo
TEAM PEREZ ROCKS!
Cerag says – reply to this

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Homo fight!
Dawn says – reply to this

21

let it go…lol
lucy says – reply to this

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nobody really cares who you make out with perez. no need to prove to everyone that you get some.
w says – reply to this

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You make me sick you fucking fat douchebag!!!
Get OVER YOURSELF!!! You probably suck the Lie Guy's dick to make him say you weren't lying!!!
LOSER PEREZ I THOUGHT YOU HAD MORE CLASS GIRL says – reply to this

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YOU'RE SO COOL. NOW EVERYONE IS GOING TO KNOW YOU AS THOSE PATHETIC JOCKS (EXCEPT YOU'RE UGLY AND FAT AND THEY'RE NOT) WHO GO RUN AND TELL THEIR BOYS ABOUT SOME CHICK THEY BANGED THE OTHER NIGHT. YOU'RE A FUCKING LOSER PEREZ.
Rachel says – reply to this

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HOT! Can't wait to see THOSE pics. Perez, I love you!!
Clau says – reply to this

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We don't care if it's true! Don't u get that he was doing it for laughs?
Ur exagerating…
james says – reply to this

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Why are you such an asshole? I mean we have always supported you, but this is too far…what did john mayer do to you, usually all he has done is be a good sport…Just because your a bitter little queen because your getting sued doesnt mean you need to take it out on him!
Jennifer says – reply to this

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Hey Perez,

Good for you. I've read other sites mocking this story and that it can't possibly be true. but why in the heck not?? I'd believe it, and a lie detector would definitely reinforce the story.

I'm a super jelous girl who wouldn't mind giving john a kiss or two myself!! You lucky bastard!!!
Jenny says – reply to this

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Perez, why do you keep milking this. It's kinda getting lame and makes you look low!
lucy says – reply to this

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Re: laurie – agreed
stupid says – reply to this

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whatever
ccmagee says – reply to this

32

Um, why are you doing this? Who cares, let it go and get over yourself a little. luvies.
LISSETT says – reply to this

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HOPE YOU PROVE HE'S FRUiTY PEREZ.
L says – reply to this

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Did he run his fingers through your fat?
behehehe says – reply to this

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hehe
Kizio says – reply to this

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Really? Last week, My friends saw his profile with photos on "millionair efriends com". I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for there.
steph says – reply to this

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who cares about this fat pig?
lolo says – reply to this

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HAHA YEAH PEREZ! GETCHA SOME!
cori says – reply to this

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firssst
heather says – reply to this

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haha, can't wait!
master patrick says – reply to this

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yeahhhhhh*
al says – reply to this

42

lol
Stephani says – reply to this

43

Uh oh!
joe says – reply to this

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You're such a leach stop trying to get fame for yourself out of other people its pathetic
alison says – reply to this

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hahaha yougo!
Karmen says – reply to this

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Omg i love you perez!!!!!
K says – reply to this

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That is not nice! that can put his career in trouble.

If happend just keep it to urself!
LISSETT says – reply to this

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I REMEMBER A FORTUNE TELLER TELLING YOU YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE A SCANDAL WITH A HOT MALE CELEB IN 2008….REMEMBERRRRRRR??!!!
doh! says – reply to this

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Who the heck cares, Perez? The guy was obviously WAY drunk to have made out with you even for a second and probably did it for shock value to impress Blondie.

I would deny it as well AND I'm a HOMO. You're Fat, Gross & Probably Stink of some "Unknown to this Earth" odor. Sorry— I know honesty can hurt a little.
tash says – reply to this

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My god Perez… what is your problem? Please get over yourself and learn to take criticsm without resorting to this nonsense
Mary says – reply to this

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You're clearly just pissed off because Sony BMG is suing your ass and you're way to get back at them is to destroy their most gifted musician's rep. You ass.
YOU'VE LOST YOUR MIND BOY says – reply to this

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I can't believe you're doing this Perez but then again you are an unsrupulous fag.
JLove says – reply to this

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Geez Perez, who cares if you kissed John Mayer or not……Why are you trippin over this so badly, of course he's going to deny it. Why do you have to make such a big deal out of it, it's making you look desperate and weird honey…stop it!
james says – reply to this

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LOL at John Mayer.
Me says – reply to this

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Unfortunately, lie detector tests aren't all that reliable. Just saying…
shutthefuckup says – reply to this

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nobody cares
whatthehell says – reply to this

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People can trick lie detectors. I think you're lying Perez and you're probably doing it for that lame Pop Fiction show. You know John Mayer would never make out with someone as repulsive as yourself.
jennak says – reply to this

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Porky Pig with a comb-over
M says – reply to this

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I'm with #1, can't decide what I think about this either …April Fools?
Tracy says – reply to this

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ohhh my !!
Sam says – reply to this

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Post side, can I just say how much I am liking the hair now it's kind of au natural - looking good!
WTF says – reply to this

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ALL GOOD???????? WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT ANY OF THIS TRASH?
Jennifer wants to be a man so Perez will Fuck me! says – reply to this

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Perez I fucking love you! Will you marry me?! HAHAHAHA John Mayer should totally take us to dinner to celebrate our engagement!
Russellicious says – reply to this

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Wow, the lengths you have to go to prove that someone … ick … touched you! How desperate!
laurie says – reply to this

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I NEED more details! I need to know who initiated the kiss, how long it lasted, was there an agreement not to ever tell, was there tounge, did anyone else see, and what drugs was he on? He reminds me of that married guy on MAKE ME A SUPERMODEL that was carrying on with that gay guy on the show that he shared a room with & denied he was attracted to him. Perez an Mayer are the new PRAYER!!!
simone says – reply to this

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wow perez u lost kool points u dont kiss and tell
Gusse says – reply to this

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Gorda. Que desesperade que estas!!!! Ese John Mayer no te toco un pelo.
scoob says – reply to this

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Why? We knew you were a douch, no need to prove it.
bleh says – reply to this

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was the test independant?
chippergirl says – reply to this

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This actually makes you look worse. Didn't you read any of the comments left yesterday? No one cares if its true or not, they care that you are acting like a brat in the first place.
blah says – reply to this

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woohoo
bya says – reply to this

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oh,perez,you're such a slut!:))
kiss ya'
kate says – reply to this

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whatttt the fuck. john mayer is the shittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt. perez is kinda annoying me. used to love you..
ing says – reply to this

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LUV U PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Clau says – reply to this

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By the way… not a reader anymore… I used to enjoy reading ur website… but now, I just agree with John…
mikey says – reply to this

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what's the big deal
kc says – reply to this

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what the fuck is wrong with you? why are you bringing all this shit out now?
DUMOPA says – reply to this

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THAT IS TOTALLY DISGUSTING…NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR THAT QUEER SHIT.
lovelylady says – reply to this

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my god perez. get a life. you are making yourself look like a complete moron with this whole thing. its actually kind of pathetic and im sure john mayer doesnt give two shits about what you are saying.
Mike says – reply to this

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POOR YOU.
.
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT.
.
NOBODY EVEN BELIEVES YOU.
.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE?
.
JOHN MAYER'S SILENT TREATMENT.
.
POOR YOU.
.
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT.
.
NOBODY EVEN BELIEVES YOU.
.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE?
.
JOHN MAYER'S SILENT TREATMENT.
.
POOR YOU.
.
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT.
.
NOBODY EVEN BELIEVES YOU.
.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE?
.
JOHN MAYER'S SILENT TREATMENT.
.
POOR YOU.
.
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT.
.
NOBODY EVEN BELIEVES YOU.
.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE?
.
JOHN MAYER'S SILENT TREATMENT.
.
POOR YOU.
.
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT.
.
NOBODY EVEN BELIEVES YOU.
.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE?
.
JOHN MAYER'S SILENT TREATMENT.
.
Jess says – reply to this

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Who's the asshole? Perez iz! Kissing and telling is a no no. You're thirty now, you should know this. Have a little bit of integrity, right now you have none. None of us care, do you really need the fame so badly?
gw says – reply to this

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since when does kissing someone of the same sex make you gay or bi ? if that was the case every girl in america is gay or bi…grow up perez …you are acting like such a child its very ugly…and thats saying alot since your outside is already so ugly
Justin says – reply to this

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Re: Vain –

Hahahahahaha! I love that this person is trying to sound like they hate Perez and they are all hardcore…then "first???" Get a fucking life.
emmeroo says – reply to this

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uh oh
Maggie says – reply to this

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Lie detector tests just measure how comfortable you are with lying. Most people are uncomfortable. Others aren't and can pass. Is Perez lying? I don't know.
MIGNIGHTSTROLLWITHJESUS says – reply to this

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JOHN MAYER IS SOOOOOOOOOO UGLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIS EYES HE LOOKS LIKE A VAMPIRE WHO EATS NOTHING BUT RAW MEAT!
L says – reply to this

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PEREZ I DON'T GIVE A FUCKING ABOUT POSTS RELATING TO YOU! please post about real celebrities. and if john mayer is actually bi there is no doubt that he wouldn't make out with your fat disgusting ass.
will! says – reply to this

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el oh elz
cw says – reply to this

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So did his recent post just piss you off so much that you decided to bring out the "big reveal"? What's your motive?
hi says – reply to this

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love you perez!
Maggie says – reply to this

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CORRECTING MY FIRST POST:
Lie detector tests just measure how comfortable you are with lying. Most people are uncomfortable. Others are comfortable and can pass. Is Perez lying? I don't know.
Doh! says – reply to this

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& Oh yeah—Watch out for that Karma Bus Perez— probably heading your way to plow you down.
Jack_Sparrow says – reply to this

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YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT, WHY DO YOU CARE TO RUIN OTHER PEOPLE LIVES, IS YOUR LIFE THAT PATHETIC? CLEARLY IF JOHN MAYER IS DENYING IT, HE IS ASHAMED THAT HE COULD ENGAGE IN SUCH ACTS WITH SUCH A HIDEOUS HOMOSEXUAL, WHO PROBABLY TOOK ADVANTAGE OF HIM WHEN HE WAS INTOXICATED, FUCK YOU PEREZ, GET A LIFE
valley says – reply to this

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this is childish and disgusting. get over yourself perez.
Emma says – reply to this

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I totally believe you. Prove it to the world baby!
gw says – reply to this

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OMG perez so was that post he did about someone calling him and needing to take a hint. him wanting them to fuck off was you ? to funny seems you dont like rejection huh?
angie says – reply to this

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Perez you are acting like a serious bitch! I WAS such a fan. What is wrong with you didn't your parents teach you not to kiss and tell? I will no longer be comming onto your page! Watch yourself karma is a BITCH.
Mitzi says – reply to this

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Perez , I used to think you were cool, but you are turning into the famewhores you make fun of. bringing this up now is really Lame. John mayer must have been trashed cause noone would touch you otherwise. Give up now, cause it's getting realy realy sad.
Dave says – reply to this

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Thats so bad to try and out someone who isnt ready to be out! Thats a shallow ass move- you should know better!
Liz says – reply to this

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wow perez..this is really desperate and z-list of you.i thought you were better but this is so pathetic.and you look like a major douche in that picture.

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