Hey, John Mayer!

4/04/2008 12:48 PM ET | Filed under: Gay Gay Gay • Personally Perez • John Mayer

We took a lie detector test!

Us Weekly videotaped it and will be airing it later today!

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Karen says – reply to this

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This is such a huge story. end sarcasm.
Dewellah says – reply to this

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Who cares anyway. I've done stupider things than that under the influence. It's not like you boned him or anything… Maybe he just wanted to make you (more) hot for him. Obviously it worked!! You've got such a hard-on over this whole "thing".
Sophie says – reply to this

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Perez, I'm sorry. I used to be a huge fan, but as a self-proclaimed John Mayer fanatic, I can't let this go. I cannot believe that you are so immature as to post these ridiculous, childlike things, regardless of their truthfulness. I am 16 years old, and I can see that you're a bitter, ignorant fool. How dare you try to spread negative vibes while still posting your so-called "great charity links"? I know I'm only one person, but let me tell you…. you've lost a lot of respect.
Yolanduh says – reply to this

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Perez, why did you decide to talk about this now? I read that it was in response to John's open letter? This is all crazy… PS: can you forward me John's number -thnx
Disappointed says – reply to this

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Wow… how tacky. Grow up, Perez. This is the kind of crap middle school aged girls pull.
Jill says – reply to this

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I think it is disgusting that you are discussing this. Why does any of this really matter anyway? It doesn't make me feel any different about John Mayer but makes me think less of you. I'm sure many people would agree with me about that.
Sara says – reply to this

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That doesn't prove anything. I liked you until this whole John thing. Get over yourself.
Olive says – reply to this

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perez you are so scummy. i used to visit your website. but now you're just like everyone else in hollywood - trying to be the news. i'm ashamed of you
brad says – reply to this

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nobody cares perez…you're a douche!
alexandra marie says – reply to this

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i have noooo idea whats going on
is this true?
is johnny batting for both teams
clarification would be GREAT
but if this happened perez you are tooooo lucky im jealous
Celeste says – reply to this

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Perez is fucking awesome and all you bitches talking about what a douche he is (on his website that you're on) just wish you could be like him. He's bringing up the whole John Meyer thing now because the bitchboy John Meyer started talking shit about P-Nasty for no reason. P-Hizzle is just giving him a taste of his own medicine and John just needs to shut the fuck up.
Doh! says – reply to this

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You look Drugged & Crazy in that pic. What is with the Toupee— comb-over?
fsd says – reply to this

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I hope you post this video and he SUES YOUR FAT ASS!!!!
yolanduh says – reply to this

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you're sort of becoming the crazy. SAVE PEREZZZZZZ!
Katie says – reply to this

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I still love you, Perez.
zee says – reply to this

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are you being a media/celeb reality whore like everyone else now?
brittney says – reply to this

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you are the biggest jerk ever, I used to really love you.
NoneYa says – reply to this

118

Perez get a hair cut you look like your wearing a bad rug! still love ya
Linda says – reply to this

119

Word—-Mayer is so hot…..I'd make-out with him too:) Go Perez!
bridgette says – reply to this

120

you should so do moment of truth - It would be AMAZING!
ME says – reply to this

121

Ok, so Perez,

I usually love the things you do, because they are funny. However, I love John more. I think this is just awkward. You look nervous in the pic. I am crossing my fingers and sticking with John on this one.
tara lee from a.v. says – reply to this

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Good For you Perez! I am so sick of all of the stars lying about everyhing! HOw 'hands-on' they are with their kids, weight loss (I just ate fish and chicen and I lost 50 pounds in 7 days!) and has never done or even seen drugs! What.the.fuck.ever. Hail Perez!!!!
bevrli says – reply to this

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i believe perez.
heehee says – reply to this

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this is the silliest thing! i am pleased that you are having fun with your forbidden love with john mayer. people take themselves too seriously, particularly mr. mayer. keep it up!! you are fantabulous!
and now, give John Mayer a break says – reply to this

125

forget about him and move on…
Pers says – reply to this

126

Perez…why are you doing this? With the way you're acting, no one will kiss your big mouth ever again!
whatever says – reply to this

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Re: lindsey –

you fat bitch…he made out with adam levine too…sober…he was drunk with you………
jess says – reply to this

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why do you care enough to take a lie detector? this screams attention whore.
me says – reply to this

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you realize that no one who is anyone will ever want to touch perez again…
Mikaela says – reply to this

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You're an idiot. No one fucking cares about this. INCLUDING John Mayer. It just shows that he's correct in saying that you're insecure. Way to prove him wrong dummy.

PLUS I thought you LIKED John Mayer.
Marky says – reply to this

131

Who cares? You are not a celebrity despite what you think. Enough is enough about you and John.
MIGUEL says – reply to this

132

PEREZ, YOU GO AND DO YOUR THING!

I don't understand people that are on here saying all that negative crap. Stay off the site if you don't like what PEREZ is doing.
krisitina says – reply to this

133

so you have decided to sell out to the magazines i see
CJKatl says – reply to this

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Good thing it was a lie detector, and not a class detector. Being right sometimes isn't as important as being classy.

There's an old saying… Sayings become old sayings because they're repeated so much. They are repeated because they're full of wisdom. Here's one of those: You shouldn't kiss and tell. Why? Because the teller winds up looking worse than the other kisser.

Perez - you've lost me on this one. Adios.
marky says – reply to this

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tara lee from a.v. says – reply to this

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Re: bri lee – insane? Aren't u sick of the celebs lying about everything like we are soooo dumb! How 'hands on' they are with their kids (bullshit) and how they lost 50 pounds with eating chicken and fish in just 7 days! Good 4 u Perez, show them all!
waetrewtest says – reply to this

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QUIT TRYING TO ACT LIKE YOU MATTER PEREZ
AJ says – reply to this

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Why are you going public with this? Are you trying to ruin Mayer? You've just proven, once again, that you're nothing but a low-down, publicity-hound, disgusting sorry excuse for a human being.
ebbony says – reply to this

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so why are people actually pissed about perez saying he made out with john mayer. if perez said some other guy made out with john mayer it would be the hottest gossip but since it is him who did so he is some sort of villian. i think not! so he made out with john and john pissed him off and now john has been outed for being what he is. who cares! next time he should kiss a boy who doesn't have an audience of millions.
A says – reply to this

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Lie detector can be fooled and the reason they are not admissible in court. If it were true, you would have said it long time ago… you can’t keep your mouth shut. Liar!
COMEON says – reply to this

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What the hell is going on with people? I am beginning to hate John Mayer.. What is his deal anyway?
Katerhiner says – reply to this

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Oh, Perez. Give it up. No one gives a shit. And using your supposed makeout session to get back at John Mayer…doesn't that seem just a tad anti-gay on your part??
ITJUSTHITME!!!! says – reply to this

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OMG PEOPLE!!! IT JUST HIT ME LIKE A BOLT OF LIGHTENING!!! I KNEW THIS STORY WAS TOO WEIRD TO BE TRUE!!!! ITS ALL FOR ASHTON KUTCHERS NEW SHOW THAT PRANKS THE PAPARAZZI! THINK ABOUT IT! PEREZ TALKS ABOUT IT ON THE SITE ALL THE TIME, ASHTON AND PRODUCERS PICK UP ON IT, JOHN LIKES TO F WITH THE RAZZI HIMSELF SO THEY PUT THIS TOGETHER!!!! I'M WILLING TO BET MONEY.
jenzilla says – reply to this

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you're fucking PATHETIC !!
maryann says – reply to this

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Hey Perez… it really isn't that big of a deal.
nene says – reply to this

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HAha…that shit is hella funny! Go PEREZ!!
kristen says – reply to this

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even though i think it is very funny….perez, you know it aint right to kis and tell!!!
jenn n juice says – reply to this

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wow you're fucking pathetic, why you trying to pimp John Mayer out ??
sarah says – reply to this

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are you kidding me. You are such a fag! I like gay people too but you are giving them a bad name. I am going to boycott your website and get my friends too until you drop this horse shit. Quit giving celebs a bad name just because it makes you famous. You are going to burn in hell! Die bitch Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Andres says – reply to this

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Perez - you just get more desperate every day - pathetic. There's only about 48 seconds of your 15 minutes left. Enjoy them.
sue says – reply to this

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Wow Perez. I used to have a lot of respect for you, but now….people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, my friend. Don't dish out what you can't take. bottom line, grow up.
maryann says – reply to this

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Wow John Mayer kissed you when he was piss drunk… even if he wasn't why does it matter? If it happened, people have already seen it and don't give a crap.
Anon says – reply to this

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Why does this make Perez look bad? Mayer, always tries to come off like he's better and so much smarter than everybody else. He's the one that's misguided and ashamed of who is. John Mayer should personally kiss Perez's ass for even giving him any mention on his blog.
varinia says – reply to this

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Ok, you both like to get attention and John Mayer loves to do stunts. So, I would think this is an Ashton Kutcher thing. This just seems so 'John Mayer'. He loves to create controversy and so do you.
V says – reply to this

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I want to see pictures.
anna says – reply to this

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haha- i love you perez. he seems like he'd be into dudes anyway
steaming_heap says – reply to this

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i have to say perez that, sadly, i'm done with you. i've read you for a long time, even defended you to others. but this? what exactly did he say about you that was so bad? that you make a living tearing down others when you yourself have struggled for acceptance? how is that in any way untrue, or out of line? why would you run to other rags and make a huge deal with this story, supposedly to get even? you've only made yourself look bad here, perez. you make a boatload of money making fun of people when it serves your interest but god forbid anyone ever say anything to you other than how much they love you. i can't be even one small part responsible for writing your paychecks anymore. i hope i'm not alone. and i hope it was worth it to you.
Nadria says – reply to this

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You shouldn't kiss and tell!! I feel sorry for you. This probably ruined any sort of friendship you had. Is that what you intended? What exactly did you think would happen?
jimmu says – reply to this

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Wow, So dissapointed…I use to like PH now i just think he is a lame ass.

first time posting…last time visiting
Mona says – reply to this

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This is immature and tacky. Grow up. you are giving this whole thuing more importance than it actually has Lol, you are probably just angry he didn´t call you back afterwards.
elizabeth*&! says – reply to this

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come on perez, you're better than that. what are you trying to prove?
lolo says – reply to this

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stop being such a douche.

You're only making yourself look worse.
Jennifer says – reply to this

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Seems too many people here cannot tell when someone is just playing around. Ya know, it's okay to have fun sometimes. Damn.
E says – reply to this

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You're a piece of shit. Seriously, you initiated this, and you keep trying to prove something. It's like who cares if he made out with you? You want people to break down barriers with gays, but you're putting more up there! You're ridiculous and can't handle the truth. Face yourself, then get over yourself.

I'm not even a John Mayer fan, but I never thought you could get this low.
kellie says – reply to this

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honestly, who cares if you made out with him? he hasnt said anything to deny it so he obviously doesnt care either. just get over yourself dude.
Janine says – reply to this

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Who the fuck would want to make out with that….ugh.
boooooo says – reply to this

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this is a stunt for ashton kutchers show i bet
highlander says – reply to this

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You ugly Fudge Packer, do you think this makes you more appealing to anyone??? This only proves John Mayer has alcoholic blackouts. Why else would he get near that huge horse face of yours??????
shekkys says – reply to this

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PEREZ, YOU IF YOU ACTIN LIKE THIS??? YOUR GOIN TO LOSE YOU FANS!!!

THIS IS VERY INMATURE OF YOU

I USED TO LOOK UP TO YOU,

ABOUT HOW YOU MADE SOMETHING OUT OF NOTHING

BUT NOW

YOU MAKE ME SICK
Maxwell209 says – reply to this

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IT'S SO SAD

PEREZ IS SO UNHAPPY WITH HIMSELF HE HAS TO FIND COMFORT IN EXPLOITING OTHERS AND SINCE JOHN REJECTED HIM AFTER "THE NIGHT AT STEREO" HE HAS TO PROVE TO HIMSELF….JOHN REALLY DID LIKE ME AND I'M NOT PATHIC LOWLIFE TRASH

JOHN IS AWESOME AND WAY TOO SMART FOR A REJECT LIKE YOU PEREZ

GET A LIFE
j says – reply to this

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UMM, WHO CARES IF YOU TAKE A FUCKING LIE TEST.
Brae says – reply to this

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WOW! talk about immaturity! What happened to the rule of don't kiss and tell??? You seriously need to get a life you attention seeking whore!
Reality says – reply to this

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Perez,
You need to decide if you want to be a blogger that comments on celebrities or if you want to be a celebrity yourself. You tear people down for a living, but the second a celebrity alludes to you (he didn't even mention your name), you launch into an orchestrated publicity stunt. The more you continue to talk about this, the more I think he's right about you. You're just a bitter and insecure guy that desperately wants to be a celebrity. Say what you will about John, but at least his fame is earned by way of a talent he cultivated. There are a million high school girls across the country that could do your job!
Lisa says – reply to this

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OH MY GOD, perez.

GET OVER IT!

Who fucking cares? You seriously lost most of my respect, if not all of it, by carrying on like a 4 year old.

"MOMMMYYY JOHN KISSSSSED MEEE"
Toner Breath says – reply to this

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This is honestly a new low for Perez. It's enough that he already buts people pretty low, but now he is using his new found "fame" and "dirt" on celebrities for pure harm.

All John Mayer did to spark this was hint that Perez was a fat homosexual with low self esteem right?

He must have hit a nerve.

This marks the downfall of Perez… you are a sad sad person.
Perezisfug says – reply to this

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You are so fucking ugly.
Lisa says – reply to this

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OH MY GOD, perez!!

GET OVER IT!

Who fucking cares? You seriously lost most of my respect, if not all of it, by carrying on like a 4 year old.

"MOMMMYYY JOHN KISSSSSED MEEE"
Lisa says – reply to this

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OH MY GOD, perez!!

GET OVER IT!!!!!!

Who fucking cares? You seriously lost most of my respect, if not all of it, by carrying on like a 4 year old.

"MOMMMYYY JOHN KISSSSSED MEEE"
Lisa says – reply to this

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OH MY GOD, perez!!

GET OVER IT!!!!!!

Who fucking cares?? You seriously lost most of my respect, if not all of it, by carrying on like a 4 year old.

"MOMMMYYY JOHN KISSSSSED MEEE"
K-Mizzle says – reply to this

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I read bout this yesterday on anotha gossip site…..if its true kudos 4 u Perez! John is a cutie.
NK says – reply to this

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I think this is beyond tacky, and i hope you never get play ever again because if you kiss and tell, that's what you deserve. You should understand that not everyone wants to be outed, and what you're doing is wrong.
Lauren. says – reply to this

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Re: laurie – I agree also.
auds says – reply to this

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what's up with referring to yourself as "WE"? i don't really get it.
anonymous supporter says – reply to this

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You BAD little boy. Naught, naughty! One mustn't kiss and tell. I've lost a touch of respect for you today, perez. For shame.
kareng says – reply to this

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who cares???
eyrial says – reply to this

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Still sounds like a prank to me.
betsy says – reply to this

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you go girl
trulypathetic says – reply to this

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sfsasf
Dixie says – reply to this

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Who cares about a lil makeout session. Johnny boy is a kinda weird dude and I'm not suprised. He probably knew Perez would post it all over the world and knew it would get him some good pub. Now if Perez would've waxed his 2 hole that would be a big story…
bitch says – reply to this

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This is retarded. How dare you exploit someone like this, Perez, I love your site…but your own personal investment in it to "get back" at someone who isn't interested in your ass anymore is lame. Write it in your fucking journal.
Sami says – reply to this

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Is Ashton in on this? This totally seems like 'Pop Fiction'.
HG says – reply to this

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RIGHT ON PEREZ!!
I'm so glad you are around these days to pull these 'celebrities' out of the Closet. Not the gay closet, but the closet that lets them think they can do anything and say anything they want and pretend to be something they will never be.
They are Posers!!
These celebs think we are stupid, we actually the only thing they are good for is ENTERTAINING US!!
That is just what they are..ENTERTAINERS, nothing more. Not artists, not poets, not people who inspire us, just ENTERTAINERS!!
Thank you for being you!!
Love ya,
You look Mahvalous!!
As Dolores Huerta said, NOT OBAMA, in 1974, "Si, se puede!!"
rose says – reply to this

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you're pathetic
Please read your blogg comments and get over it says – reply to this

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I bet you stayed up all night with a hardon thinking how your going take this lie detector and bring John Mayer down. HMMMMM well..it didn't work. What it did was make you look like a "bitch on the rag". Truely Pathetic !!
Megan says – reply to this

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Im sorry Perez, but lie detectors aren't allowed in court bc they cannot be trusted to give accurate results. If you believe something happened, it is possible for the test to give a false reading. Im with Johnny boy on this one. You need to stick to blogging about celebs instead of trying to be one.
itsnoturbeauty says – reply to this

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ugh.

i am not even a john mayer fan and i am still disgusted. you are like like a high school loser trying to get attention form the popular kids. pathetic perez.
kenny says – reply to this

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your an idoit,a douch bag that needs a good cause of Herpes to take you down a notch. He had to be really drunk to make you with you..
this will be your down fall. wise up man..
Gwen says – reply to this

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You're an idiot. That always rings true.
allison says – reply to this

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the shark am jumped
the train has left
this is beyond boring
you used to be good
now you is a hack
ilona rose says – reply to this

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Perez…I don't get you…When John and his 'crew' came to your party in NYC that night, he was doing you a favor…He was much BIGGER than you at the time, (and sorry, he still is), How can you have this bitch fight with him in public?!?!? You just turned 30 years old…Isn't it time to act like a grownup? If he really kissed you, Which I am having a hard time believing that it was a 'for real kiss with feeling or lust behind it', are you just pissed that he didn't mean it…Do you feel used?

Or are you blowing a friendship just to get back at SonyBMG for their lawsuit against you? Didn't you ever learn not to shit where you eat?

I am sure there is lots to this that we don't know…And either way…Why would you want to fuck with John like this? So freakin' what if he kissed you…Maybe he was being kind to you…I really enjoy your blog…But this just makes it all seem so juvenile…It is really making me question myself…What the hell am I doing here…I have so many more important things to do…

Perez…Grow up or tell us the whole story…Stop the games…I have a feeling you are not going to win this one…John is a real star…He wins…

ilona rose

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