Separated At Birth

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Left: The newly, suspiciously, mysteriously slimmer Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis. Right: Panama Jack.

    Posted: Apr 4, 2008 at 2:00 pm / Email this  »

    56 comments to “Separated At Birth”

    1. LISSETT says – reply to this


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      GUMMI BEAR STILL LOOKS A HOT MESS. NOW YOU LOOK LIKE BRANDON, NOT EXACTLY A STEP UP, HONEY!

    2. vain says – reply to this


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      least he looks better than you now FAT BOY

    3. Jenna says – reply to this


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      Identical!

    4. shar says – reply to this


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      lol.. funny pic

    5. icky says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    6. Tulip says – reply to this


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      LOL good one. If he's supposed to be dieting why inthe f does he have a Starbucks cup in his hand??

    7. eee says – reply to this


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      4??

    8. Kate says – reply to this


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      Why'd you have to go and ruin Panama Jack?!

    9. Haleigh says – reply to this


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      hahaha :)

    10. jrjoe007 says – reply to this


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      2nd, lol.

    11. jAceC says – reply to this


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      Sounds like somebody is jealous that the dude lost some weight…not you, huh, fat ass perez?!?!

    12. s to the b says – reply to this


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      lolll….omg that hat kills me. pimpery payss!!! i kid i kid.

    13. asdf says – reply to this


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      first

    14. Gummi Lover says – reply to this


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      lipo is pointless without counseling. oh and if you rushed to type "first," you're a freakin moron.

    15. brian says – reply to this


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      I LOVE GERMAN MODELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    16. Lala says – reply to this


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      he'll gain it back–he's gross, skinny or fat

    17. j says – reply to this


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      "suspiciously, mysteriously slimmer" what - you think he's faking!!! just cuz you'l always be FAT & BLOTCHY & A FAME SUCKER-WANNA-BE CELEB instead of gossiping about em. putting down those that are better than you & know you for the PHONY YOU ARE

    18. gummie poo poo says – reply to this


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      Now that is funny!

    19. gw says – reply to this


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      whats the suprise he is a druggie he just got busted for it

    20. panana jack says – reply to this


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      that's a good one, ahahha
      gummi,
      he's looking sleeker these days .

    21. IDEA FOR PIGEZ... says – reply to this


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      Another jealous laden post from Pigez…he didn't want a piece of you and you got mad….now you see he actually can score, being soooo much more attractive…gay guys can be so catty and jealous…..get over it, Pigez…check out a chubby chasers club, near you….

    22. sugarpuss says – reply to this


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      He's been eating Jennie Craig and smoking a lot of cigarettes after!

    23. Scarlett says – reply to this


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      looks like britney spears, too

    24. Emily says – reply to this


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      Oh the wonders of cocaine…::rolls eyes::

    25. bleh says – reply to this


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      Panama Jack-Off

    26. hmmm says – reply to this


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      He actually looks like Brandon "firecrotch" Davis. I think Perez is a bit jealous that his arch enemy has lost the deadly weight that Perez is unable to lose.

    27. Chingo BLing says – reply to this


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      HA HA LMFAO!!!
      Good 1 PEREZ!

    28. cambel says – reply to this


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      He isn't going to stay thin if he keeps drinking those Starbucks Iced drinks. Most of those have more sugar than a peice of cake, and more fat than a Wopper and fries. Careful Gummi

    29. Alix says – reply to this


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      Go Jason, work it!!!!!!!

    30. bREAKING hILLARY nEWS: says – reply to this


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      hillary will give gay's tax relief they've been lookin for
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzluv her

    31. annie says – reply to this


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      i hate is fat ugly assssssssssssss

    32. britneyslovechild says – reply to this


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      He just skeeves me out. He looks like a pedophile.

    33. QoM says – reply to this


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      When did Vince Vaughn get so fat?

    34. Carson says – reply to this


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      HAHA I love it!!

      but what's with all the people talking about perez!!!!???? he's f'ing amazing!!! saying he's jealous???? i think they're the jealous ones. if you hate him that much, then why are you even on this site?? get over yourselves!!!

    35. white trash says – reply to this


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      Got Meth???

    36. STR8UP says – reply to this


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      COKE DOES WONDERS DOESNT IT?!!! FUCK HIS RACIST AZ, SOMEBODY'S GONNA WHOOP HIM AND I BET PEREZ IS THE FIRST TO BROADCAST IT. GO P!!!

    37. Stephen Stuk In TX says – reply to this


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      OMG Perez….you hit it…..LOL

      Love you

    38. Lauren (A) says – reply to this


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      I don't know who Panama Jack is but I still lol'd.
      I know you're jealous of his weight loss P, but remember that you made out with John Mayer, not Gummi!

    39. Jay says – reply to this


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      AIDS has realy kicked in thats the reason for the loss of weight.

    40. Geminat.com says – reply to this


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      someone has a case of the "jealousy"

      you know he looks good

    41. OMG says – reply to this


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      Now that is funny.

    42. loni says – reply to this


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      another useless rich twat walking the the face of this earth

    43. Jose says – reply to this


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      He's such a fruit

    44. TexasChick says – reply to this


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      I kind of feel bad for this guy.

    45. Patches says – reply to this


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      LOOK WHOS TALKING ABOUT "MYSTERIOUSLY SLIM"!!!!!
      DO YOU DENY THAT YOU'VE HAD GASTRIC BYPASS PEREZ?
      THERES REALLY NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND HIM ANYWAY
      YOUVE BOTH OPTED FOR THE EASY WAY OUT AND YOURE BOTH SLOTHS FOR EVER GETTING THAT FAT ANYWAY….
      THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT YOURE NOW STAR JONES….YOURE DENYING IT JUST LIKE HER….

    46. Haha says – reply to this


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      LOL good one!

    47. dee says – reply to this


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      He's looking pretty good, fatty…call him and get the name of the "sucker", errr, doctor, that evacuated his fat ass…you sure could use some help!
      Although I must say, in fairness, that you've been looking like you lost a chin or two, lately? doing some "sucking' yourself???hmmmmmmm?

    48. dee says – reply to this


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      Re: STR8UP – it was his brother, "greasey", that's the racist (video taped him saying the "n" word)_ not him. But I'm sure it runs in the family!

    49. dee says – reply to this


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      I'm sure that he was horrified to be mistaken for you by the paps! He must have run, not walked, to his nearest gastric bypass or lap band surgeon, and had it done! To be mistaken for you…horrifying!

    50. PhilMcCrackin says – reply to this


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      More like Panama Jack Off

    51. Patches says – reply to this


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      NO doubt about it, between you and him…you lose.
      Youre a suck ass P-STARJONES-HILTON and youre full of yourself
      which makes you the biggest loser.

    52. susan says – reply to this


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      LOL

    53. t says – reply to this


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      Re: IDEA FOR PIGEZ…

      yeah i agree perez you need to stop putting people down for their weight when your a porker youself.

      a famewhoringporker.
      no wonder your a failed actor

    54. JOANNE says – reply to this


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      DOESN'T HE LOOK LIKE THAT GUY FROM BLUES TRAVELER THAT ALSO LOST A TON OF WEIGHT?

    55. curt says – reply to this


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      hes got the virus i think and greasy bear i hope has it too. both are a wasted shot from ther old mans tiny dick

    56. jackee says – reply to this


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      i totally went to the oaks with jason back in elementary school! i'll scan his 6th grade yearbook picture and send it to you!