Separated At Birth
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Left: The newly, suspiciously, mysteriously slimmer Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis. Right: Panama Jack.
Johnny Are You Weir, Boy????
After They Take Out Their Dentures…
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Angelina Jolie Announces That Her Next Movie Will Be...
Maleficent!
At least, we think it is! Almost positive, actually!
Angelina Jolie was at the Berlin International Film Festival today, where she is screening her directorial debut, In The Land Of Blood and Honey out of competition, when she announced that the long-rumored project was next up for her - even though she didn't specifically call it by name!
She explains:
"I haven't acted in two years, and I haven't done anything else since this . The next thing I am looking at is a Disney movie. The best thing to find that balance is to do something that is just for children. You know, you find different ways to make things matter. When, for example, you do fun action movies, they are empowering for my daughters."
And since we've gotten word that the Luc Besson movie she had been eyeing seems to have stalled, and Maleficent recently got Robert Stromberg as a director, we think it's safe to say that the Linda Woolverton-written adaptation of the classic fairy tale is definitely where we'll see her next!
So, so cool!
Gurl is going to ROCK this! Don't U think?
[Image via WENN.]
GUMMI BEAR STILL LOOKS A HOT MESS. NOW YOU LOOK LIKE BRANDON, NOT EXACTLY A STEP UP, HONEY!
least he looks better than you now FAT BOY
Identical!
lol.. funny pic
FIRST
LOL good one. If he's supposed to be dieting why inthe f does he have a Starbucks cup in his hand??
4??
Why'd you have to go and ruin Panama Jack?!
hahaha
2nd, lol.
Sounds like somebody is jealous that the dude lost some weight…not you, huh, fat ass perez?!?!
lolll….omg that hat kills me. pimpery payss!!! i kid i kid.
first
lipo is pointless without counseling. oh and if you rushed to type "first," you're a freakin moron.
I LOVE GERMAN MODELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he'll gain it back–he's gross, skinny or fat
"suspiciously, mysteriously slimmer" what - you think he's faking!!! just cuz you'l always be FAT & BLOTCHY & A FAME SUCKER-WANNA-BE CELEB instead of gossiping about em. putting down those that are better than you & know you for the PHONY YOU ARE
Now that is funny!
whats the suprise he is a druggie he just got busted for it
that's a good one, ahahha
gummi,
he's looking sleeker these days .
Another jealous laden post from Pigez…he didn't want a piece of you and you got mad….now you see he actually can score, being soooo much more attractive…gay guys can be so catty and jealous…..get over it, Pigez…check out a chubby chasers club, near you….
He's been eating Jennie Craig and smoking a lot of cigarettes after!
looks like britney spears, too
Oh the wonders of cocaine…::rolls eyes::
Panama Jack-Off
He actually looks like Brandon "firecrotch" Davis. I think Perez is a bit jealous that his arch enemy has lost the deadly weight that Perez is unable to lose.
HA HA LMFAO!!!
Good 1 PEREZ!
He isn't going to stay thin if he keeps drinking those Starbucks Iced drinks. Most of those have more sugar than a peice of cake, and more fat than a Wopper and fries. Careful Gummi
Go Jason, work it!!!!!!!
hillary will give gay's tax relief they've been lookin for
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzluv her
i hate is fat ugly assssssssssssss
He just skeeves me out. He looks like a pedophile.
When did Vince Vaughn get so fat?
HAHA I love it!!
but what's with all the people talking about perez!!!!???? he's f'ing amazing!!! saying he's jealous???? i think they're the jealous ones. if you hate him that much, then why are you even on this site?? get over yourselves!!!
Got Meth???
COKE DOES WONDERS DOESNT IT?!!! FUCK HIS RACIST AZ, SOMEBODY'S GONNA WHOOP HIM AND I BET PEREZ IS THE FIRST TO BROADCAST IT. GO P!!!
OMG Perez….you hit it…..LOL
Love you
I don't know who Panama Jack is but I still lol'd.
I know you're jealous of his weight loss P, but remember that you made out with John Mayer, not Gummi!
AIDS has realy kicked in thats the reason for the loss of weight.
someone has a case of the "jealousy"
you know he looks good
Now that is funny.
another useless rich twat walking the the face of this earth
He's such a fruit
I kind of feel bad for this guy.
LOOK WHOS TALKING ABOUT "MYSTERIOUSLY SLIM"!!!!!
DO YOU DENY THAT YOU'VE HAD GASTRIC BYPASS PEREZ?
THERES REALLY NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND HIM ANYWAY
YOUVE BOTH OPTED FOR THE EASY WAY OUT AND YOURE BOTH SLOTHS FOR EVER GETTING THAT FAT ANYWAY….
THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT YOURE NOW STAR JONES….YOURE DENYING IT JUST LIKE HER….
LOL good one!
He's looking pretty good, fatty…call him and get the name of the "sucker", errr, doctor, that evacuated his fat ass…you sure could use some help!
Although I must say, in fairness, that you've been looking like you lost a chin or two, lately? doing some "sucking' yourself???hmmmmmmm?
Re: STR8UP – it was his brother, "greasey", that's the racist (video taped him saying the "n" word)_ not him. But I'm sure it runs in the family!
I'm sure that he was horrified to be mistaken for you by the paps! He must have run, not walked, to his nearest gastric bypass or lap band surgeon, and had it done! To be mistaken for you…horrifying!
More like Panama Jack Off
NO doubt about it, between you and him…you lose.
Youre a suck ass P-STARJONES-HILTON and youre full of yourself
which makes you the biggest loser.
LOL
Re: IDEA FOR PIGEZ… –
yeah i agree perez you need to stop putting people down for their weight when your a porker youself.
a famewhoringporker.
no wonder your a failed actor
DOESN'T HE LOOK LIKE THAT GUY FROM BLUES TRAVELER THAT ALSO LOST A TON OF WEIGHT?
hes got the virus i think and greasy bear i hope has it too. both are a wasted shot from ther old mans tiny dick
i totally went to the oaks with jason back in elementary school! i'll scan his 6th grade yearbook picture and send it to you!