The Epidemic Spreads
Turns out guys aren't just masturbating in public anymore. Now they're breaking into strangers' apartments and masturbating inside!
For reals!
A naked man pervert broke into an apartment in Newport Beach, California, this week and began to masturbate while standing over a woman in her sleep!!!!!
EWWWW!!!! WTF?!?!!?!?
The incident took place on Sunday at around 3am, when the man snuck in through a sliding glass door of the apartment, that had been left unlocked.
People, please, LOCK your doors!
But this wasn't just an isolated incident.
About two days later, on Tuesday at around 1:40am, a man snuck in through a front door of another apartment on the same Balboa Blvd, which also had an unlocked door!
LOCK YOUR DOORS!!!!!
And in both cases, when the victim woke up, thankfully the crazy masturbator fled the scene.
Both descriptions appear to be the same man. Authorities are looking for a white man, late 20s, six feet tall and weighing approximately 190lbs. The suspect wore a dark beanie during the disturbing incidents.
Let's hope they find him soon!
[Image via WENN.]
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You were the perv jerking off, huh Perez?????
jesse metcalf could masterbate on me all nightttt
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that is nasty!
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So…..what does the dude in the pic have to do with it?
Perez, I live in Newport and this guy has been doing this for the last year and a half and has yet to be caught. Apparently he is deemed to be "non aggressive", but nonetheless this is very disturbing and invasive. We are ALL sure to lock our doors!
LOOOOOL
it's a trend now to masturbate in public:))
BTW what's with the Jesse Metcalfe pic?:))
if the guy fled the scene both tiimes then how do they know what he looked like?
Very funny Perez love the Jessie Metcalf photo!
Was Jesse Metcalfe masturbating? If I woke up with him wacking it in front of me, I would be pleasantly surprised…
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PEREZ THIS HAPPENED AT MY SCHOOL, UNIVERSITY OF MD COLLEGE PARK!!! LOOK IT UP ! SOOOO SCARY!
whack whack whack, he he he
2nd! Ha
Yeah! Actually, an incident with someone masturbating in public happened to me.
I was at work, really early in the morning, we unlocked the doors, and when I came out from the back, there was a guy standing there, in the corner, leering at me, and masturbating!
it's always been going on - i've seen about 5 guys in public doing this so i could see. men are animals. old news.
I CONFESS, IT WAS ME!
DELICIOSO!
THIS DUDE IS SO HANDSOME…WHAT HE HAS A CURSE….BEHAVE URSELF JESSE
damn it im not first!!!!!!!!!!!
uhhh john tucker?
why the picture of that guy??
This is seriously disturbing. Also seriously disturbing is the fact that so many people DO leave their doors unlocked…In this day and age it just doesn't make sense!
STOP!!
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Why post Jesse? And nice arm pit stain…are you insinuating that the masturbator is…? Perez, your a naughty boy!
OMfg…
What is this, a new fad??! To masturbate in public??!!
Lolol:D
when I was at the university of oregon, we had a campus masturbator. he would break into girls' dorm rooms and go through their underwear drawers and they'd wake up with a dude jacking off over them. Or sometimes, he'd wear a "Scream" mask and jump out of the bushes and start jacking off in front of them. It got to be so frequent without him getting caught that, for a while, we had campus "Yellow Jackets" (people who would walk around wearing yellow jackets) looking for the masturbator and/or escorting girls to/from their dorm rooms. I am not even kidding about this. In retrospect, it seems pretty hilarious.
why is there a picture of jesse metcalfe?
Dam I'm gonna double lock my doors tonight!
Perez, you keep PUBLICIZING THESE EVENTS and the sickos will keep doing it to get caught and get their 15 minutes of fame….let it go..quit making a big deal out of it and publishing their pictures. They will be guilty of exposing themselves in public, be on record as sex offenders and will have to register. Please STOP giving them their satisfaction!!!
Ain't these incidents just publicity stunts for Ashton Kutcher's new pranked show?
OH man, that is so bad. I'm familiar with that area people don't lock their doors because it's very safe. Apparently its not the case anymore. EWWW!!!!
whats with all the stories about freaks jackin off?! And why is there a pic of Jesse?!?
sorry perez, I had one too many jeagermiesters and this is what happens. If only I would have regulated to my old tried and true method of calling ex girlfriends while I was drunk, this would never have happened.
Why is his pic on his article? I dont get it?
I have read this news and people's discussion on 'millionair efriends com'. Many people are very interested in this. They are discussing it there.
This happened to me when I lived in NYC. I was sitting on the steps of my brownstone one night talking on my phone when I noticed a bunch of commotion in the car parked on the street right in front of me. The guy was totally jerking off and WAITING for me to notice. As soon as I figured out what he was doing, I jumped up and screamed "Oh My God" and he pulled out of the parking space and sped away. But not before he wiped himself off. Gross.
Why the FUCK is Jesse Metcalf's picture posted with this fucking story. He has NOTHING to do with this. You're so fucking weird Perez.
This is an awful epidemic but on the other hand, I am THRILLED to see this is happening and not rape. Some guy wanking off in front of you or secretly is a hella better than sexual assault on your body. Although we're talking about two breeds of offender. The masturbator is an exhibitionist and maybe its a commentary on how voyeur-exhibition centric we have become, rather than hatred against women. The fact these guys are timid is a PRO for the women who come into contact with them though.
Why can't there be a man like this in my life?
What I wouldn't do to wake up and find a man stroking off in front of my face!
*touches self in the privates*
I have read this news and people's discussion on 'millionair efrie nds com'. Many people are very interested in this. They are discussing it there.
I thought you were a celebrity blogger. Anything sexual makes it to ur site. I will be so glad when ur 15 minutes are up you self-serving pompous ass.
Lock you doors is right! You so funny P Daddy.
But seriously lock your doors. GROSS!
Thats disgusting. Whats is wrong with some dudes? They can only get their rocks off by sex with tables, finger F..ing on planes or breaking into women's homes??? Some guys just sickos at heart.
Oh and the pic of Jesse Metcalfe is just vlagrant. Posted just because he's a douche! Duh we all know that!
EW! That happened to me outside my apartment!! I'm in Norcal though…
DETENTIONSLIP.ORG features all the crazy sex-scandal stories about public school teachers.
By the way…men are fucking sick, perverted PIGS. I remember walking home from school about 21 years ago and a man was sitting in his truck parked right down the street from my house and he literally rolled down his window and stuck his hand out and waved it to get my attention. I looked down since I stood taller then his piece of shit truck and he was whacking off like crazy. Disgusting. My dad called the cops but he was gone. I say whoever gets caught doing this should get a mental castration with that crazy shit they inject and go to jail for life and get fed to the crazies who hate child rapers and molesters.
Ummmm…ewwww. Wtf's up wit random dudes jackn off everywhere! Not a good look boys.
you are so sheltered my friend, been happening to women for years all over the country.
sorry "flagrant"
seriously!!! si solo tienes a tu amiga manola jaja por lo menos llevala a tu depa jaja no andes de gorron en la casa de otras personas o lugares publicos
With all the porn readily available on the internet, why does anyone have to do this? Get a webcam girl dudes. It does seem there is a public jack-off trend. STOP IT!
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WHY IS JESSIE M. UP THERE, do you THINK he is tied to any of this? LOL
oh perez SoFla LOVEs YOU
All these guys are just steps away from rape man. This is so scary. I can provide a website with free porn images and videos for these guys. Sheesh. Too bad I don't also know the location of free counseling because these dudes need it!
Im not sure if you have consulted with an attorney, but I would remove Jesse's photo. Sounds actionable me. You may want to remove. Just some advice to my favorite blogger.
If the people were sleeping and the guy had taken off by the time they woke up, how the hell were they able to give a description???? And how did they know what was happenning if they were SLEEPING??????????
Re: LALA –
Um, do you really think Perez has time to read, or cares, about your link?
he didn't make moolah at home! Maybe he could spend more time at home with money and buy his pr0n. http://tiny.cc/moolah
uh oh…seems like the newly svelte davis brother is on the loose again…WATCH OUT
Sounds like Rick Solomon to me… he is always wearing a black beanie and you know how skanky he is
See Perez, there you go again. looking at that picture and then reading the comment which you placed under it leads a person to believe your talking about he guy in the picture. I know how u don't like this guy, (previous post about him) Your mean and you do this to be malicous..I hope the lawsuits against you STICK like the fat to your body..
this is so freaky. i live in newport where this freak has been doing this and it's scary to think that he hasn't been caught yet. everyone in newport needs to start locking their doors! even though it's the beach, it doesn't mean it's safe.
Jesse wouldn't need to masturbate if he was in my apartment - I'd show him lots of "more funner" ways to release his Jesse Juice
Unfortunately this behaviour isn't limited to American's. I live in Windsor (ont. canada - near Detroit) and one time I was walking up to a bus stop at night and a man was at the bus stop jacking off, right on a busy street!! I ran away and almost missed my bus, but I was extremely disturbed.
Oh no! I rented a house on the 900 block of W. Balboa Blvd. for years, how scary. The perv was probably a drunk walking home from The Class of '47. Oh how I miss the Balboa Peninsula
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mmmmm love me a man in sweatstains!
Fuck you Perez you fat fag..leave Jesse alone or he'll beat the shit out of you. Oh wait you'd love that ..forget he'll just masturbate on your mom's pic.
Oh Dear God. You Americans Are CRAZY.
Leave Jesse alone he's part Portuguese and so is my gorgeous boyfriend who's from the Azores islands. And they're both gorgeous!!
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I find it funny that in every one of these stories you say "EWWWWWW." You know damn well you'd love to have a guy beat off in front of you, Perez.
I hate guys with sweaty pitts.. GET a speed stick.. GOSH
At one of my previous jobs this toll collector told me this guy would come (no pun intended) through her lane with his pants pulled down and he would be masterbating. One night she dumped ice water into his lap. Guess he didn't feel like coming (pun intended) through her lane anymore…
What the hell does this have to do with Jesse Metcalf????
Hello???
Ha..ha….i'm masturbating right now as i type with one hand….ohhhh….ahhh…..oooohh……
PEREZ,
YOU MUST NOT HAVE MANY STORIES TO PICK AND CHOOSE FROM.
YOU'RE PROBABLY TURNED ON BY THE MASTERBATIOIN STORIES.
WHO KNOWS, BUT CAN YOU CLASS IT UP?
DO YOU HAVE THAT IN YOU?
mmmmm, john tucker
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jesse metcalfe could do anything he wants on me … or with me. *wink*
haa !
What does Jesse Metcalf have to do with this story????????
Perez why in the hell do you have a pic of Jesse with this story?????
Come on! That's not right.
Although it did give me a nice mental picture.
WTF? Did George Micheal just publish a handbook or something on it?????
Is this a new topic or something? Because it happens alllllllll the time at my college. We pretty much get a new email every week alerting us about a new man getting caught masturbating in public or breaking into some girl's apartment and masturbating. The girls who lived in my house before me have had this happen to them and so has one of my classmates. Its almost become a joke at my school… even though its quite disturbing
The birth of a serial killer. All the best ones started out peeping-tom/masterbating or public exposure, then slowly graduated to rape and murder. The compulsions this guy is showing is very dangerous, it might only be a matter of time. LOCK YOUR DOORS, for goodness sakes!
And perez, stop hating on jesse- just because you believe he has no gay fuckability, doesn't mean that we don't still find him one HOT piece of meat.
Thanks for the yummy picture to go along with this 'touching' article! lol
God Jessie Metcalf is so frieken hot…
Uuummm why does this post have a picture of Jesse Metcalfe? Your a bitch sometimes Perez. And LEAVE JOHN MAYOR ALONE!!! You probably drugged him and then kissed him.
These guys should seriously find themselves a girlfriend.
I live 5 blocks from where it happened and I live alone too. Pretty scary stuff. I'm going to start sleeping with mace by my bed
THIS SHIT HAPPENS MONTHS AGO,I DON'T CARE,NEWPORT BEACH IS THE BEST PLACE TO LIVE!!!
ewwww, ARMPIT STAIN, GROSS!!!!
Why the picture of Jessie Metcalfe with the word "hack" written on it? If he's a hack, I guess that makes you a fat hack(tress), just like fellow fattie Kristi Alley, only less famous and less talented (if that's possible).
I lived in newport beach for the last 8 years and this has been a happening… And in Newport Beach on the Penniee no one locks anything.. Nude sicko if you ask me…
Re: LeeLee – Re: Aimée –
uh men are dogs, its not that hard to get a man to do that….lets get to the real issue which is obviously that there is something up with you to A. have to post some perv message in a public forum and B. that you are so lonely that you'd want some stranger with god knows what diseases to break in your home & jerk off on you…..EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.