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The Epidemic Spreads

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Turns out guys aren't just masturbating in public anymore. Now they're breaking into strangers' apartments and masturbating inside!

For reals!

A naked man pervert broke into an apartment in Newport Beach, California, this week and began to masturbate while standing over a woman in her sleep!!!!!

EWWWW!!!! WTF?!?!!?!?

The incident took place on Sunday at around 3am, when the man snuck in through a sliding glass door of the apartment, that had been left unlocked.

People, please, LOCK your doors!

But this wasn't just an isolated incident.

About two days later, on Tuesday at around 1:40am, a man snuck in through a front door of another apartment on the same Balboa Blvd, which also had an unlocked door!

LOCK YOUR DOORS!!!!!

And in both cases, when the victim woke up, thankfully the crazy masturbator fled the scene.

Both descriptions appear to be the same man. Authorities are looking for a white man, late 20s, six feet tall and weighing approximately 190lbs. The suspect wore a dark beanie during the disturbing incidents.

Let's hope they find him soon!

[Image via WENN.]

158 comments to “The Epidemic Spreads”

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  1. Kev says – reply to this


    101

    What? I thought this would be Perez's ultimate fantasy to wake up to a man jacking off over him!

  2. RADICAL QUEEN says – reply to this


    102

    PEREZ YOU'RE BRILLIANT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE HOW YOU'VE USED A SNAPSHOT OF ULTRA-LOSER JESSE "THE FUCKED UP CAREERLESS TURD" METCALF TO ILLUSTRATE THIS STORY ABOUT CAMMANDO JERKERS !!!!!!!!!!!

  3. michelethebelle says – reply to this


    103

    Men are fucking perverts, I hate them

  4. Jesse Metcalfe says – reply to this


    104

    Ha Ha Ha it was Jesse Metcalfe? So that's where he has been.

  5. kim says – reply to this


    105

    this is so scary! i live in the 1100 block of newport beach and on balboa blvd.! keep your doors locked!!!

  6. carl says – reply to this


    106

    It's springtime, guys need to get laid.

  7. judy says – reply to this


    107

    Dye Witness, people. Google it.

  8. Mimmer says – reply to this


    108

    Perez,

    I am glad to see that you brought this up. First off, this is not just masturbation…..people who do it in public to offend others are SICK. I mean SICK for real……..like mental! If you ever read up on Bundy and other serial killers, they too, began with voyeurism and public masturbation. Men who do this have sick sexual fantasies and tendancies towards women.

    This is not just something embarrasing, this guy has mental issues. Also, this does happen everywhere. I have a friend who lives in a nice suburb in KS, and she and her entire block were violated by an 18 year old kid. He broke into their homes, took their panties for souvenirs, and would even bring his own porn to jack off too in the victim's home. This kid just lived on the corner of their nice little suburban development. Crazy, but this behavior is a warning sign of a sick and twisted mind.

  9. mary says – reply to this


    109

    white man…late 20's….190 lbs….sounds like perez!!

  10. mariposa says – reply to this


    110

    Perez you should start a neighborhood watch!,To watch the jerks masturbating!!

  11. ashley says – reply to this


    111

    uh, this isn't news perez. sexual assaults and harassment are an epidemic in this country, and TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND women are raped every year HERE in the US. um, and masturbation is what, a surprise??? are you KIDDING?

    maybe if you stopped publicizing it, that would help.

  12. ashley says – reply to this


    112

    Re: Jesse Metcalfe – moron! NO.

  13. sm says – reply to this


    113

    same things been happening in north carolina

  14. K says – reply to this


    114

    WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU POST JESSES PIC? YOU TRYING TO GET THINGS STARTED WHEN HE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS? ONE DAY YOU WILL GO TO JAIL PEREZ

  15. lovejess says – reply to this


    115

    OMG, I am going to douche my ass

    and lube it

    and sleep with my ass in the air

    with a smile bigger than yours perez while I wait for that gorgeoous Jesse Metcalfe. My doors and windows will be wide open including other orafices. hahaha

  16. ll says – reply to this


    116

    I KNOW SOMEONE IN THE BALBOA BLVD. BUILDING!!!!
    AND ITS VERY SCARY!

  17. LookAtYou says – reply to this


    117

    Perez stop lusting after Jesse Metcalfe. I know you put his pic up there because u want him to sneak into your apartment and masturbate then ejaculate in your mouth you nasty bitch.

  18. bathog says – reply to this


    118

    did you notice the shot spot on his jeans?

  19. Freaka Dobbler says – reply to this


    119

    Perez doesn't like Jesse becuase he won't top Perez, now he's talkin smack to get even.

  20. TO ALL YOU MEN OUT THERE says – reply to this


    120

    GO HOME AND MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER WHILE LOOKING AT PORN!

  21. Natalie says – reply to this


    121

    Hey Perez… I am a young single female living in Newport, Ca and we have been dealing with this creep for almost 2 years now. At first he would "just" break into the homes of single women and watch them sleep. When they woke up he would flee. This went on with increasing frequency for the length of 2007 and of course now it's getting worse. It's just like they say on CSI, he's satisfying a sexual compulsion and after a while he's going to have to take things to a more intense level just to get his rocks off. It's baffling that the Newport Police haven't caught this weirdo yet. Something like 13 reported home invasions in 2007 alone!!!

  22. luna says – reply to this


    122

    where's the milk??

  23. NOT says – reply to this


    123

    why would anyone be thankful that he FLED the scene?!

  24. missmay says – reply to this


    124

    Im beginning to think you must google "masturbation" to find these stories.

  25. saxlerod says – reply to this


    125

    WTF? It's the new form of safe sex!

  26. Kayla says – reply to this


    126

    /Locksalldoors.
    But srsly, LOLOLOLOL.

  27. celestine says – reply to this


    127

    eww. sweaty pits.

  28. Lance says – reply to this


    128

    Holy shit look at those pit stains!!!!!

  29. sorry you're fat says – reply to this


    129

    sorry you are so fat perez. you don't even have a real job, how did you get so fat? FATFATFATFAT YOU ARE GROSS FIX THAT BYE

  30. alan brickman says – reply to this


    130

    thats cheap but i will adopt him perez…

  31. Victim of the Creeper says – reply to this


    131

    We call him the "Newport Creeper" at my place. He has visited our house twice now… apparently there is nothing the cops can do about it because he is not a threat. We have yet to catch him before he "runs away"…

  32. david-0-selznick says – reply to this


    132

    Jess can shoot his load on my face any time he wants.

  33. grik says – reply to this


    133

    Perez… You are being Nasty posting his photo with your masturbating story. UNFAIR

  34. lala says – reply to this


    134

    You are just a lawsuit waiting to happen. keep pushing your luck perez because showing a picture of jesse and then posting a masturbation piece is very idiotic on your part

  35. blah says – reply to this


    135

    it happend to my sister's friend a couple months back. He's a ninja i tell ya

  36. melissa says – reply to this


    136

    nice! i live less than 0.4 miles away from both incidents. and my roommate always leaves the sliding glass open.

  37. cumoverbro says – reply to this


    137

    um then they post them on xtube…freaking crazy stuff…its a sex crazyed world!!!!

  38. Anything worthy here? says – reply to this


    138

    Perez, too many masturbation stories, don't you think? Couldn't get enough of it can you? Seriously, aren't you a bit obsessing over this issue? I find tht a bit disturbing too considering the number of people who visit your site. Garbage in, garbage out.

  39. pb says – reply to this


    139

    Man oh man, I'd lop that thing off with my pruning shears.

  40. Mark says – reply to this


    140

    Yeah, I live on Newport Blvd… This guy has been breaking into homes for the past 4 months… In the middle of the night, he just stands next to a sleeping person until they wake up, then he gets the hell out as they panic.

    So F-ing weird, and it has happend so many times. (All in the same neighborhood)

    You would think they would have caught him… Also considering that the police picture of him is very detailed…..

  41. ashhhley says – reply to this


    141

    That is 2 miles from my work :( and to close for comfort to home. Insane and disturbing!

  42. Sloan says – reply to this


    142

    EWW…..maybe guys are getting bored with just doing it in there bathrooms,bedrooms,kitchen etc.lol

  43. aussieman000 says – reply to this


    143

    reminds me of a CSI episode

  44. HASBEEN says – reply to this


    144

    IT WAS PROBABLY MY COUSIN - HE ALWAYS DOES THAT TYPES OF THINGS. I WOULD LIKE TO ALSO JIZZ OVER HELPLESS WOMEN, BUT I WOULD ALSO WEAR SOME WEIRD MASK AND THEN BEAT THEM TO DEATH ALSO. WHAT CAN I SAY; I'M A HOPELESS ROMANTIC.

  45. Nero says – reply to this


    145

    What's the problem with that Perez ?
    You would probably love to have a cute boy like that jerking in your mouth !

  46. allyk says – reply to this


    146

    stupid bitches! they are lucky they weren't raped or murdered. LOCK YOUR DOORS you simpletons.

  47. Dazzle says – reply to this


    147

    daaaaaaaaamn look at jesse's pit stains ( from fleeing tha scene? )

  48. alysa says – reply to this


    148

    lol@jesse metcalf, he could masturbate in my room anynight. =P

  49. SHINANIGANS says – reply to this


    149

    TIS SOUNDS SCARY IN A REALLY SEXY WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    YES I KNOW IM A HORNY BYOCH;)

  50. LB says – reply to this


    150

    This is old news for the coastal cities…he's been wagging his wee for some time now.

  51. faith_salon says – reply to this


    151

    One night i was hanging out with a bunch of my girlfriends at their place in Montreal. We were stoned out of our mind, talking, munching, being girly and all of a sudden we realize that there is a man in the window! We were in the basement, so it was a tiny window but we saw him and we saw what he was doing! He was masturbating while watching us for who knows how long before any of us realized! The worst part was that this was not the FIRST time the masturbating man had made an appearance at my friends home. They had seen him 2 times before! We called security but were really too fucked and too freaked out by the experience to may a real claim. I was pretty drunk and stoned by this point and thought it was the most hilarious thing ever to happen. But when I think back to that it scares the shit out of me! ! Minutes before we were outside where he was lurking! Who knows what he could have done!
    It's still a funny story though.

  52. klara says – reply to this


    152

    thats sick

  53. cb says – reply to this


    153

    so the second incident, the one on on balboa blvd…few houses down from where I live with my roomates..can you say scary…needless to say we DEFINITLY lock our doors, but the paranoia is still there..

  54. Ashleigh says – reply to this


    154

    And exactly why is there a pic of Jesse Metcalfe accompanying this article??? :S

  55. G. says – reply to this


    155

    What give's mr. perez the right to label Jesse metcalfe a 'HACK'?
    Jealousy i guess.
    When Mario Lavendiera aka philton looks in the mirror i trust that he sees
    the sad reality
    He looks like fuckin SHREK lol

  56. Bruce Willis says – reply to this


    156

    what's wrong with that???? huh???? i do it to rumer every night, you should try it too Perez you douchebag

  57. boxerdude says – reply to this


    157

    well we know it wasn't perez. 190lbs? more like 290.

  58. NewfoundlandGirl says – reply to this


    158

    umm… didn't this exact same thing happen on an episode of CSI??

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