We Passed The Lie Detector Test!!!
Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Personally Perez > John Mayer
For those of you who didn't take our word for it…
A polygraph expert from Fox's Moment Of Truth gave Perez a lie detector test to prove once and for all that he DID hook up with John Mayer.
We answered almost every question honestly. (Except one. Ooops!)
Us Weekly videotaped it all. CLICK HERE to watch it now!
Posted: April 4, 2008 at 3:41 pm
john sucks D like his music!
Now I know why you don't have a boyfriend
first!
first yea baby!
dammnnn perez! get freaky wit it!
ahahahahah
no one cares perez
4th??
GROSS!!!
Are you speaking out to get publicity? NO (False)
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Classic!!
attention whore… FUCK U PEREZ!!!
wtf. crazy.
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Lie Detector Smy Detector….its not about whether or not you OR he is telling the truth. Its not really anyones business what side of the fence either of you sit on. Its no big deal! If thats the way JM rolls well thats his business. Maybe he wanted to keep some things PRIVATE. Thats is a hard word for some people to understand. Well goodie for you Perez. I'm thrilled you passed the LD test. YOU WIN.
unfortunately for you, Perez, the "lie detector" on The Moment of Truth is not how a real lie detector test works, rendering the show and your test invalid. In any case, even if you did take a real lie detector test, they are often misleading and have many errors. I think what you need is photo evidence.
Absolute bullshit…I watched the video and I still don't believe it…Sorry….Must be some big publicity BS stunt…We know what a fame whore you really are Perez…not happy with with this at all…I think you just sent the gay movement back a few years…Kinda sad…It is just not funny…
ilona rose
I am seriously not impressed right now!
i'm jealous, you sexy beeyatch perez
that proves a whole lot….like the fact that ur a douche….people can lie on polygraphs perez…or didn't ur smart aqss know that???
Good for you Perez
ahah
FIRST
mayer is gay
You're so pathetic Perez.
That's a very hobbit look John's going for there….
jon loves boys! eww, perez is ugly
WOW!
GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
next for perez, chance crawford
John was doing you a favor. Stop trying to make a name for yourself by being a douche
shuuuuuuuuut the fuck up
Oh that was sooo awesome Perez hahahaha
loved it!!!
GOD, I WISH I HAD THAT CLOSET LOL……. JOHN MAYER IS A DOUCHE, PEREZ, YOU CAN DO BETTER!
ha ha get r done perez!!
blah. sellout.
Fuck you perez!!!! John would NEVER kiss you..,…ON PURPOSE!!!
Stupid fat ass!!! If this isn't a joke…. I hope he sue's you!!!
crazy times, all of it is bizarre but who knew jessica was so wild!!!
yayyy for perez!
OMG, Jessica was there AND she was rubbing his crotch?!? What a freak. LOL. I hope Papa Joe is going bananas about her precious image right now.
this whole thing is just upset. i don't understand why you're doing this perez but if you have read your comments you'd see you're losing many people for this. so i hope it was worth it.
pEREZ YOU ARE SAD.
I GUESS THAT'S YOUR CLAIM TO FAME.
YOU MADE OUT WITH A DUTCHBAG.
I'M SAD FOR YO!!!!
Crazy~!!!!!!!!!!!
Love the way you did the test in the closet! Ha! How freudian…..
and just WHAT are you getting out of this??? piece of shit.
i believed you perez =D
I think if you were "hooked up" with John then his dick would have been in your ass and mouth and then back to your ass to your mouth. What is a kiss these days???
hmmm estaban follando?
I knew you were only doing all of this bullshit for publicity!!
WOW! I am amazed at how many people continue to come on to this site and post comments just to be assholes. HOMOPHOBES! Useless! If you don't care about the kiss, then why are you taking the time to post comments? Please explain because I just don't understand. Good job Perez!!!
Thats kinda low you would kiss and tell, and be so proud of telling
You think you're pretty sly getting back at John like this. No matter what you do, he'll always be more talented than you and he'll always make more money than you. You're just a gossip whore. Get over yourself.
HAHAHA awesome
dammmmn!
go perez!
I'd kill to make out with John Mayer. Okay, maybe not KILL but definitely give someone a black eye.
You're seriously pathetic. Deleted from my faves because of this.
Jessica started dating Tony in November and this kiss happened in December. Get your dates correct!!!!
I fell really sorry for John Mayer, he is a very brave fag!!!!!!hahahahah
for ashton's new reality show?
Perez looks like the retarded cousin of Mr. Ed in that pic. Actually, in every pic.
this is so ashton kutcher's bullshit. Unfortunately, perez cannot act at all. next to the other thousand things he is not capable of doing…
Perez's behaviour is very sad, vindictive, immature, and obviously not motivated by any positive aspirations. It is pretty dissapointing that he is acting out like this. Why does it matter enough to have to take a lie detector test? Who cares that he made out with John? He is just using this as an excuse to have a little circus side show. It is pretty ridiculous and reminds me of Andy Dick for some reason. I don't know it just seems nasty and a little mentally off balance.
Because a FOX network show is so reliable….. Even if JM is gay, it is not your responsibility to out him perez.
That's too bad…
Even if it did happen, WHY come out and tell everyone?! It's his business to! and maybe he doesn't want everyone to know! Seriously, nobody is going to be near you anymore for fear of you telling every little secret!
My life is now complete.
The only person coming out of this looking like an idiot is you. Fame whore who has no real talent, targeting people who actually make a positive impact on our society.
this is absolutely hilarious! I love that he's mad about it - it's not a big deal, it doesn't mean he's gay - get over it, John
Y'all! Chill out! This is clearly a joke. Perez loves John Mayer. Platonically. Mayer is a huge practical joker. I'm sure he's in on this.
Perez - when are you going to officially move your support to Obama? Do this country some good!! Yer little lady just let another whopper fly today. The BS Train just keeps on chuggin'. Switch while it's not already a done deal and you can be a trendsetter.
WHY is this just now coming out now? Why didn't you say anything before now if this was in 2006????
perez…you would kiss and tell??? i'm ashamed for you! still not so sure how much i believe it still………pop fiction?
I always knew Jessica was a little slut! I'd do things to her that would make Perez's gay ass blush!
OMG
Im must say this doesnt shock me at all
But Jessica rubbing him
Shes a very freaky girl The kind you dont take home to momma
Maybe it's a joke, for that Ashton Kutcher show!
As we say in Trinidad… …Bachannal Bachannal…THAT is ah Bachannal
is this like a joke for ashtons show or something?
I think some of you are just pissed that Perez validated everything. My gaydar always went off with John anyway.
Perez - you're so adorable! I've got this picture hanging on my bedroom ceiling…
Even if it is true, it's not right to out him for something this personal, even if you do want the attention. Why does no one respect other people's privacy anymore?
POP FICTION!
Wow you had me for a day..
This is such a stunt!! Its for POP FICTION!!! Its just a joke! Relax people!
Geez Perez!!!
You are one fat pillow biter! You REALLY need to have your jaws wired together to keep you from stuffing your face a fucking day!!!
this is totally a stunt for ashton kutchers new show.
thats crazy!! wish john would speak out on this too, don't be a wimp JOHN! own up to your actions!!
Re: Niki – I'm not on here saying things because I'm a homophobe Niki. I'm on here to tell Perez that kissing and telling is fucking stupid. It makes him, not John Mayer, look like a fucking idiot. Perez should be happy that he gets to be near people like John Mayer when Perez is not even a celebrity!
Why aren't there any pictures?
hahahhahahahaahahhahhhahahahahaha! Perez didnt u wanna laugh while u were taking the lie detector test? I sure was especially the part about jessica rubbing johns cock while the whole shit went down HILARIOUS!!!! Man u just gave out the best secret in the world!!!! YOU ROCK!!!!!!!
Re: LATRAMPOSA – a dutchbag? lol. douchebag.
John may be a narcissistic prick… (I know.. we're met) but Perez, you are a sad human being. It makes me sick that you make a living off of the misery of other people. You give the gay community a bad image, and it's an absolute shame that people indulge you in this garbage. JM at his lowest wouldn’t sink into socializing with, let alone becoming intimate with a troglodyte such as yourself.
I think I’m going to start a website called: www.whypeoplelikeperezhiltonshouldbeincarceratedforlife.com
This is just…weird.
THIS HAS TO BE FOR THE SHOW POP FICTION ! ! !
HAS HAS HAS TO BE!!!!!!
PEREZ - YOU'RE TRYING TO TRICK US!
Perez, you are such a LOSER! He probably gave u a small kiss or something and you got all excited because not even street rats are attracted to you
good for you perez!!i hope this is true and not some pop fiction show
something tells me this is for Ashton Kutcher's new show…
So, "hooking up" means kissing nowadays ?????
I thought hooking up was sleeping together.
AND WHO GIVES A CRAP ANYWAYS PEREZ ?!!!!!
GOD ! Get over yourself !
I can't imagine John respect you.
FUCK!! What's up with your closet! TLC's What Not to Wear would trash that fucking place. The ugly ass vertical striped sweaters, nasty blazers, bizarre shirts! Ew, girl… go shopping for some non salvation army shitz!
lol that's the most ignorant bs i've heard in a while….any idiot knows that polygraphs are easily prone to error and there are many ways to incorrectly pass it. And the states are one of the few countries left that still uses it for legal processes. Lol kinda funny how people think that's actually a valid 'lie detector' And who cares even if you are telling the truth? He probably did kiss you but you never mentioned how wasted he was that night. I doubt he'd do it otherwise lol And it's a bit hipocritical don't u think, for you to go around and claim it's ok to be gay but continue to bash people for the slightest gay-like behaviour?
PEREZ IS TRUTHFULL ! I knew it all along. He would never lie to his readers.
John wants to stay in the closet.This may be the reason he treats the women he dates so poorly,and just can't seem to make a commitment.
John Mayer is the smartest man alive.
Make out with the loser blogger and see what happens.
Get over yourself. You kissed a boy. Wow.
Re: LATRAMPOSA –
Who knew John was Dutch? Wow, I learn something new every day…