We Passed The Lie Detector Test!!!

Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Personally Perez > John Mayer

For those of you who didn't take our word for it…

A polygraph expert from Fox's Moment Of Truth gave Perez a lie detector test to prove once and for all that he DID hook up with John Mayer.

We answered almost every question honestly. (Except one. Ooops!)

Us Weekly videotaped it all. CLICK HERE to watch it now!

Posted: Apr 4, 2008 at 3:41 pm / Email this »

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699 comments to “We Passed The Lie Detector Test!!!”

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No suprise says – reply to this

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john sucks D like his music!
Emily says – reply to this

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Now I know why you don't have a boyfriend
spotts says – reply to this

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first!
spotts says – reply to this

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first yea baby!
K says – reply to this

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dammnnn perez! get freaky wit it!
zee says – reply to this

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ahahahahah
keri says – reply to this

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no one cares perez
jet says – reply to this

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4th??
azprincess says – reply to this

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GROSS!!!
Amy says – reply to this

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Are you speaking out to get publicity? NO (False)
—————-
Classic!!

attention whore… FUCK U PEREZ!!!
amm says – reply to this

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wtf. crazy.
jessica says – reply to this

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…
DONTKISSNTELL says – reply to this

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Lie Detector Smy Detector….its not about whether or not you OR he is telling the truth. Its not really anyones business what side of the fence either of you sit on. Its no big deal! If thats the way JM rolls well thats his business. Maybe he wanted to keep some things PRIVATE. Thats is a hard word for some people to understand. Well goodie for you Perez. I'm thrilled you passed the LD test. YOU WIN.
cody says – reply to this

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unfortunately for you, Perez, the "lie detector" on The Moment of Truth is not how a real lie detector test works, rendering the show and your test invalid. In any case, even if you did take a real lie detector test, they are often misleading and have many errors. I think what you need is photo evidence.
ilona rose says – reply to this

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Absolute bullshit…I watched the video and I still don't believe it…Sorry….Must be some big publicity BS stunt…We know what a fame whore you really are Perez…not happy with with this at all…I think you just sent the gay movement back a few years…Kinda sad…It is just not funny…
ilona rose
lulu says – reply to this

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I am seriously not impressed right now!
3spotts5 says – reply to this

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i'm jealous, you sexy beeyatch perez
Agent M says – reply to this

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that proves a whole lot….like the fact that ur a douche….people can lie on polygraphs perez…or didn't ur smart aqss know that???
Kim says – reply to this

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Good for you Perez
asdas says – reply to this

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ahah
Alexis says – reply to this

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FIRST
beebo says – reply to this

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mayer is gay
John Mayer rules says – reply to this

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You're so pathetic Perez.
ange says – reply to this

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That's a very hobbit look John's going for there….
woah says – reply to this

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jon loves boys! eww, perez is ugly
Jen says – reply to this

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WOW!
YUCK says – reply to this

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GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
robert says – reply to this

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next for perez, chance crawford
JaWa says – reply to this

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John was doing you a favor. Stop trying to make a name for yourself by being a douche
asdfasdf says – reply to this

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shuuuuuuuuut the fuck up
lmaooo says – reply to this

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Oh that was sooo awesome Perez hahahaha loved it!!!
hope says – reply to this

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GOD, I WISH I HAD THAT CLOSET LOL……. JOHN MAYER IS A DOUCHE, PEREZ, YOU CAN DO BETTER!
QUEEN D says – reply to this

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ha ha get r done perez!!
m says – reply to this

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blah. sellout.
cv says – reply to this

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Fuck you perez!!!! John would NEVER kiss you..,…ON PURPOSE!!!
Stupid fat ass!!! If this isn't a joke…. I hope he sue's you!!!
You Crazy Kidz!!! says – reply to this

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crazy times, all of it is bizarre but who knew jessica was so wild!!!
billy says – reply to this

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yayyy for perez!
amy says – reply to this

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OMG, Jessica was there AND she was rubbing his crotch?!? What a freak. LOL. I hope Papa Joe is going bananas about her precious image right now.
bri lee says – reply to this

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this whole thing is just upset. i don't understand why you're doing this perez but if you have read your comments you'd see you're losing many people for this. so i hope it was worth it.
LATRAMPOSA says – reply to this

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pEREZ YOU ARE SAD.
I GUESS THAT'S YOUR CLAIM TO FAME.
YOU MADE OUT WITH A DUTCHBAG.
I'M SAD FOR YO!!!!
belle says – reply to this

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Crazy~!!!!!!!!!!!
ange says – reply to this

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Love the way you did the test in the closet! Ha! How freudian…..
Allie says – reply to this

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and just WHAT are you getting out of this??? piece of shit.
debbie says – reply to this

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i believed you perez =D
white trash says – reply to this

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I think if you were "hooked up" with John then his dick would have been in your ass and mouth and then back to your ass to your mouth. What is a kiss these days???
lola says – reply to this

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hmmm estaban follando?
canadiangirl says – reply to this

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I knew you were only doing all of this bullshit for publicity!!
Niki says – reply to this

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WOW! I am amazed at how many people continue to come on to this site and post comments just to be assholes. HOMOPHOBES! Useless! If you don't care about the kiss, then why are you taking the time to post comments? Please explain because I just don't understand. Good job Perez!!!
Christin says – reply to this

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Thats kinda low you would kiss and tell, and be so proud of telling
Karslynn says – reply to this

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You think you're pretty sly getting back at John like this. No matter what you do, he'll always be more talented than you and he'll always make more money than you. You're just a gossip whore. Get over yourself.
TC says – reply to this

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HAHAHA awesome
Brittany says – reply to this

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dammmmn!
go perez!
Jen says – reply to this

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I'd kill to make out with John Mayer. Okay, maybe not KILL but definitely give someone a black eye.
Katie says – reply to this

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You're seriously pathetic. Deleted from my faves because of this.
Jessica says – reply to this

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Jessica started dating Tony in November and this kiss happened in December. Get your dates correct!!!!
frz says – reply to this

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I fell really sorry for John Mayer, he is a very brave fag!!!!!!hahahahah
tgrippe81 says – reply to this

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for ashton's new reality show?
Vivienne says – reply to this

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Perez looks like the retarded cousin of Mr. Ed in that pic. Actually, in every pic.
GF says – reply to this

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this is so ashton kutcher's bullshit. Unfortunately, perez cannot act at all. next to the other thousand things he is not capable of doing…
This is a nasty publicity stunt says – reply to this

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Perez's behaviour is very sad, vindictive, immature, and obviously not motivated by any positive aspirations. It is pretty dissapointing that he is acting out like this. Why does it matter enough to have to take a lie detector test? Who cares that he made out with John? He is just using this as an excuse to have a little circus side show. It is pretty ridiculous and reminds me of Andy Dick for some reason. I don't know it just seems nasty and a little mentally off balance.
Kel says – reply to this

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Because a FOX network show is so reliable….. Even if JM is gay, it is not your responsibility to out him perez.
Rick says – reply to this

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That's too bad…
Heidie says – reply to this

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Even if it did happen, WHY come out and tell everyone?! It's his business to! and maybe he doesn't want everyone to know! Seriously, nobody is going to be near you anymore for fear of you telling every little secret!
lol says – reply to this

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My life is now complete.
isa says – reply to this

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The only person coming out of this looking like an idiot is you. Fame whore who has no real talent, targeting people who actually make a positive impact on our society.
Jessica says – reply to this

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this is absolutely hilarious! I love that he's mad about it - it's not a big deal, it doesn't mean he's gay - get over it, John
Dizzy Izzy says – reply to this

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Y'all! Chill out! This is clearly a joke. Perez loves John Mayer. Platonically. Mayer is a huge practical joker. I'm sure he's in on this.

Perez - when are you going to officially move your support to Obama? Do this country some good!! Yer little lady just let another whopper fly today. The BS Train just keeps on chuggin'. Switch while it's not already a done deal and you can be a trendsetter.
JENNY says – reply to this

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WHY is this just now coming out now? Why didn't you say anything before now if this was in 2006????
lin says – reply to this

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perez…you would kiss and tell??? i'm ashamed for you! still not so sure how much i believe it still………pop fiction?
TehDevil says – reply to this

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I always knew Jessica was a little slut! I'd do things to her that would make Perez's gay ass blush!
Melissa says – reply to this

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OMG
Im must say this doesnt shock me at all

But Jessica rubbing him
Shes a very freaky girl The kind you dont take home to momma
Inne says – reply to this

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Maybe it's a joke, for that Ashton Kutcher show!
JanelleFromTrinidad says – reply to this

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As we say in Trinidad… …Bachannal Bachannal…THAT is ah Bachannal
diana says – reply to this

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is this like a joke for ashtons show or something?
SkaryMoviez says – reply to this

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I think some of you are just pissed that Perez validated everything. My gaydar always went off with John anyway.
The Real John Mayer says – reply to this

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Perez - you're so adorable! I've got this picture hanging on my bedroom ceiling…
not right says – reply to this

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Even if it is true, it's not right to out him for something this personal, even if you do want the attention. Why does no one respect other people's privacy anymore?
hmmm says – reply to this

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POP FICTION!

Wow you had me for a day..
POP FICTION says – reply to this

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This is such a stunt!! Its for POP FICTION!!! Its just a joke! Relax people!
dg says – reply to this

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Geez Perez!!!
You are one fat pillow biter! You REALLY need to have your jaws wired together to keep you from stuffing your face a fucking day!!!
sally says – reply to this

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this is totally a stunt for ashton kutchers new show.
crizzle says – reply to this

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thats crazy!! wish john would speak out on this too, don't be a wimp JOHN! own up to your actions!!
Niki is a retarded says – reply to this

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Re: Niki – I'm not on here saying things because I'm a homophobe Niki. I'm on here to tell Perez that kissing and telling is fucking stupid. It makes him, not John Mayer, look like a fucking idiot. Perez should be happy that he gets to be near people like John Mayer when Perez is not even a celebrity!
I still don't believe it says – reply to this

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Why aren't there any pictures?
JESSICA says – reply to this

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hahahhahahahaahahhahhhahahahahaha! Perez didnt u wanna laugh while u were taking the lie detector test? I sure was especially the part about jessica rubbing johns cock while the whole shit went down HILARIOUS!!!! Man u just gave out the best secret in the world!!!! YOU ROCK!!!!!!!
hah says – reply to this

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Re: LATRAMPOSA – a dutchbag? lol. douchebag.
You're pathetic! says – reply to this

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John may be a narcissistic prick… (I know.. we're met) but Perez, you are a sad human being. It makes me sick that you make a living off of the misery of other people. You give the gay community a bad image, and it's an absolute shame that people indulge you in this garbage. JM at his lowest wouldn’t sink into socializing with, let alone becoming intimate with a troglodyte such as yourself.

I think I’m going to start a website called: www.whypeoplelikeperezhiltonshouldbeincarceratedforlife.com
Cassie says – reply to this

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This is just…weird.
Krystle says – reply to this

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THIS HAS TO BE FOR THE SHOW POP FICTION ! ! !
HAS HAS HAS TO BE!!!!!!

PEREZ - YOU'RE TRYING TO TRICK US!
Perezes says – reply to this

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Perez, you are such a LOSER! He probably gave u a small kiss or something and you got all excited because not even street rats are attracted to you
sara says – reply to this

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good for you perez!!i hope this is true and not some pop fiction show
UHHHH says – reply to this

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something tells me this is for Ashton Kutcher's new show…
marc says – reply to this

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So, "hooking up" means kissing nowadays ?????
I thought hooking up was sleeping together.

AND WHO GIVES A CRAP ANYWAYS PEREZ ?!!!!!
GOD ! Get over yourself !
Nic says – reply to this

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I can't imagine John respect you.
Matt says – reply to this

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FUCK!! What's up with your closet! TLC's What Not to Wear would trash that fucking place. The ugly ass vertical striped sweaters, nasty blazers, bizarre shirts! Ew, girl… go shopping for some non salvation army shitz!
chiller says – reply to this

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lol that's the most ignorant bs i've heard in a while….any idiot knows that polygraphs are easily prone to error and there are many ways to incorrectly pass it. And the states are one of the few countries left that still uses it for legal processes. Lol kinda funny how people think that's actually a valid 'lie detector' And who cares even if you are telling the truth? He probably did kiss you but you never mentioned how wasted he was that night. I doubt he'd do it otherwise lol And it's a bit hipocritical don't u think, for you to go around and claim it's ok to be gay but continue to bash people for the slightest gay-like behaviour?
charlotte says – reply to this

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PEREZ IS TRUTHFULL ! I knew it all along. He would never lie to his readers.
John wants to stay in the closet.This may be the reason he treats the women he dates so poorly,and just can't seem to make a commitment.
Just Me says – reply to this

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John Mayer is the smartest man alive.
Make out with the loser blogger and see what happens.
Sarah says – reply to this

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Get over yourself. You kissed a boy. Wow.
LearnToSpell says – reply to this

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Re: LATRAMPOSA –

Who knew John was Dutch? Wow, I learn something new every day…

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