For All You Brits

Big Brother slut and Posh wannabe Chanelle Hayes has just released a single AND a video.

Naturally, we fucking love it!

It's about as cheesy as Velveeta and super camp. What's their not to love?

I Want It is a slice of yummy Europop deliciousness.

Enjoy it above!

P.S. How much singing do you think Chanelle actually did??? 20%????

    Posted: Apr 6, 2008 at 10:41 am / Email this  »

    352 comments to “For All You Brits”

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    1. DANNYGRAHAM says – reply to this


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      FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST!

    2. moi says – reply to this


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      shamefully catchy! tenth?

    3. moi says – reply to this


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      woooh 2nd and …4th?

    4. Georgia says – reply to this


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      I'm embarrased to be from the same country as her.

    5. Catherine says – reply to this


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      The word **it comes to mind

    6. seriously says – reply to this


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      come on perez lift this self imposed no talking about sony people ban, if THIS is what you're resorting to for 'gossip' you're gunna suffer the most in the longrun. a website that consists of madonna, mariah carey and shit not even z list worthy wannabes is really starting to get boring.

      and im british and this is annoying me, isnt your main audience american why the fuck would they want to read about this waste of space when even her home country hates her.

    7. Hannah London says – reply to this


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      She is shit, I saw her on BB lastyear, dear god, talentless bint.

    8. Meg Perk says – reply to this


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      Yeeeeeah…. that's no Victoria is all I have to say bout that.

    9. Donáh says – reply to this


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      OMG what is she doing???

    10. meg says – reply to this


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      does she never give up? seriously! us brits have had enough of her!

    11. natasha says – reply to this


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      Well perez, that is how A LOT of brit ladies wear their hair :)

    12. chantal says – reply to this


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      erghh i actually hate her!

      she was sooo shit in big bro just moaned all the time

      xo

      10ish?

    13. stephanie says – reply to this


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      5%
      though it is a addicting vid. Thanks perez

    14. hgkj says – reply to this


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      first
      she makes me sick. I hope posh gives her what she deserves

    15. Lisa says – reply to this


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      ew, i cant believe you even gave her a catagory on here. make her head bigger than it already is why dont you. she looks more like an alien than victoria, and i thought that was hard to beat. shes a psycho bitch.

    16. molly says – reply to this


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      HMMM 4th or 5th???

      Jesus she didn't waste anytime getting her kit off did she?

    17. Sleepee says – reply to this


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      She is such a slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!

    18. Lola says – reply to this


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      OMG!!

    19. Alana says – reply to this


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      Actually she sang a couple of times on Big Brother and you could tell right away she could hold a tune. Songs pretty shiteous though.

    20. omg says – reply to this


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      how classy..not

    21. BritPop says – reply to this


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      i would say about 5% i remember seeing her on big brother, she no way has a voice even near that!!!

      she was certainly a slut too lol, gotta love your truth!!

    22. Katy says – reply to this


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      slut !
      the song is ok i suppose, the video is shit

    23. Annie says – reply to this


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      Euh, didn't like it !

    24. flong says – reply to this


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      better than anything posh did haha

    25. Gwen says – reply to this


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      LAME …. rubbish song & music video. She's done her best trying to look sexy, sultry, stylish and with attitude, but her crappy posing did not work at all!! Her dance moves are disastrous too. It's embarrassingly bad.

    26. Naan-Bread says – reply to this


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      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
      Chanelle!
      Love it.

    27. Sal says – reply to this


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      im from the uk ! shes embarrassing to our country LOL

    28. Britboi says – reply to this


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      What a slut, as per usual if you take drugs, or appear on reality television you instantly get maximum press exposure - get a life!!

    29. Zach says – reply to this


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      The video will go over big with sex-starved adolescent males and teh song will get play in gay bars.

    30. missy says – reply to this


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      there, not their - i still love you though

    31. hannah says – reply to this


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      Omg what a load of complete shit!!! watching it is too embaressing, how the hell did she get a single and a video? eeeek Uttter shit!

    32. Gwen says – reply to this


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      If Vicky B already failed in having a music career of her own, why would anyone think the lame copycat could?!

    33. Frufru says – reply to this


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      Nice Video Perez luv the song its gong to be a huge hit. Catchy innit

    34. CHANELLE IS AMAZING!!!! says – reply to this


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      I LOVE IT!!!!! Chanelle you go girl you are amazing. Better than Posh Spice anyday!!!

    35. dennis says – reply to this


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      it's not so bad

    36. Nicky says – reply to this


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      Much more than 20% thats for sure.

      Good luck Chanelle the song and video has it all.

    37. raheel says – reply to this


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      do you even know what the fuck 'camp' means?
      how the hell is this 'super camp'?
      fucktard.

    38. Clairelouise says – reply to this


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      She is english and sounds like a common northern tart when she talks, so why on EARTH is she singing like an American?! Perez, i doubt she even sings your gracious guess of 20%. Sounds more like she's paid someone else to sing it for her! x

    39. Miss.K says – reply to this


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      Ahh.. another TV reality "star" who thinks they can sing. Great. Anybody can become a Pop "star" with a vocoder (spelling?) on their voice. I am so sick of these record labels and managers who take any stupid chick and throw a bunch of computer effects on their voice and now they are instant stars. Let's give credit to the real ARTISTS out there who can sing, write music, play instruments…. real talent.

    40. Sexist asshole says – reply to this


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      You are such a disgusting fucking sack of lard, Perez. Off yourself.

    41. Laura says – reply to this


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      Grr..
      Die Chanelle..Die!

    42. samo says – reply to this


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      Sounds like she's admitting to tying people up to keep them!!!!

    43. Simon says – reply to this


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      Oh my god she was such a skanky whore on Big Brother! Please dont give her the attention (WHICH SHE LOVES) by featuring her on the site!

    44. brit says – reply to this


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      embarasing!!!

    45. L-L.B says – reply to this


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      Where's Ziggy in all of this?

    46. jess says – reply to this


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      that hair cut looks shiteous on her. it make her look like she's balding. fuuuuugly.

    47. crap says – reply to this


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      How much writhing can one girl do in a video.

      That was very poor.

      She is pyschotic - remember how bunny boiler mad she got with Ziggy and how she beat him up and tried to slash her wrists when he wanted to dump her.

    48. Melis says – reply to this


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      Her forehead is huge she shouldn't wear her hair like that like a F'ing basketball!

    49. Aniit says – reply to this


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      There's something wrong with her hair…looks like a wig. Could not concentrate on the song

    50. Girlie says – reply to this


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      Ummmmm, its like softcore porn…..i am surprised she didn't get naked

    51. gfg says – reply to this


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      im embarassed to be in the same country as her.
      her voice is so squeaky becuz they had to fix it so much!!
      the vids disgusting.
      why wouldu ever rite about her?Just giving her the attention she does not deserveee.

    52. gayboi says – reply to this


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      perez keep this up.. i love chanelle and im glad u finally put her on your blog. i fucking love this song and video chanelle is fierce competition for victoria.

    53. Yeah says – reply to this


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      THAT CHICK'S FOREHEAD IS HUGE,
      FUCKING UGLY BYTCH RIGHT THURR[:

    54. Mel says – reply to this


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      she needs more eyebrow they're too small/light it makes her look like she's wearing a wig
      and if she truly is a posh wanna-be, she's gonna have to loose about 30 lbs.

    55. Pixie says – reply to this


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      She is fugly. It is like some ugly chick decided to idolize Britney and Posh.

    56. runner says – reply to this


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      I love it! Chanelle is the best. She has a decent voice, and I think this is a great effort for a first single and video.

      I loved her on Big Brother, too, for what it's worth. Thanks Perez!

    57. Wakey Lass says – reply to this


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      HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT BEST SONG IVE HEARD IN AGES

    58. simmons says – reply to this


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      Naturally, we fucking love it! Me too!

    59. Why Perez? says – reply to this


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      Come on! We need some real talent in this world. This is absolute shite. How embarrassingly desperate.

    60. Vshizzle says – reply to this


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      I am really just so embarrassed for this chick…it is horrible and so predictable. Once upon a time there was a woman named Samantha Fox…and her music was actually BETTER! There is such an overwhelming amount of this HORRIBLE garbage in the video/music industry…

    61. Sam says – reply to this


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      she needs to put her self away!

    62. Julia says – reply to this


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      Shes relying on her body too much, she thinks that if she has her boobs out then no one will actually notice how bad the song is.

    63. richard says – reply to this


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      This song is sooooo good. I love it!!! I wish it was released in America you brits get the best of everything.

    64. emma says – reply to this


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      I heard Chanelle sing a few times on Big Brother and she doesn't have a bad voice. I don't think the music video is good, but I think I like the song, it's very catchy!

    65. Richard says – reply to this


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      This song and video is HOT!!!! I love it. I wish she would release it in America you Brits get the best of everything it's not fair

    66. &hearts says – reply to this


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      i hate this ho please PLEASE go away chanelle!!!!!!!

    67. Katie says – reply to this


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      SHe's a bunny boiling freak!!! The video is awful and it sounds so computerised..you cant even laugh at it….now SHABNAM's horrendous video is much more of a laugh..cos they didnt digitalise her voice at all!!

    68. Charlotteeeeeee (Y) says – reply to this


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      omg! i'm shocked d worried. i wonder how big it will get to be?

    69. boobee says – reply to this


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      OMG Chanelle was my favorite in BB!!!!

      I'm so proud of her! She's wiped the floor with all the other BB contestants!

    70. Duggy boy says – reply to this


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      See the wanabee is still trying to be a wanabee….let her back to where she came from and closed the door afterwards. A pure piece of utter nonsense….she walked out of bb…there are way more deserving talent out there than having a 5ft nothing with a scrawney voice on our screens.

    71. emma says – reply to this


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      im a brit and i love it!!!!
      but i loved her on bb as well,
      she is just solid gold shit, to the point that its brill.

    72. Joanne says – reply to this


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      Are we waiting for the third failure in a row. Failed calender, failed perfume and now single. Will she ever learn.

    73. spears says – reply to this


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      what a pile of crap, tarty cheap and trashy cant sing cant dance porn merchant

    74. spears says – reply to this


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      BB Slut is right the brits hate her

    75. Jazz says – reply to this


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      I think it's PATHETIC to call Chanelle a slut. Hardly!
      She would have at least come third if she had stayed in the house, she was beating Brian AND The Twins whilst she was in there (on betting sites)

    76. MHAW says – reply to this


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      Guess we will never see her sing it live, as she can't sing. Pure trash.

    77. t says – reply to this


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      ACCTUALLY IF U WATCHED HER ON BIG BROTHER YOU WOULD KNOW SHE IS A GREAT SINGER, BITCHES DONT EVEN KNOW AND THERE CHATTIN SHIT!!!!!
      GO CHANELLE, IT GREAT!!!
      FUK THE HATERS

    78. me says – reply to this


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      its not that bad.I mean she does come off a bit "Heidi Montag" in the video but the song grows on u after a couple of plays. but i dont see her having a successful music career.

    79. Madonna says – reply to this


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      Please take this video off as quickly as it was put on. A disgrace to the music industry.

    80. me says – reply to this


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      well done Americans! I havent read one stuck up ignorant "who the fuck is she?? who cares??" comment. see you're a nice bunch really. kisses xxx

    81. the british public says – reply to this


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      please take this fame hungry whore off this website

      Love from

      people who hate fame hungry slags from big brother xx

    82. Sam says – reply to this


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      oooh very catchy tune and hot video - I love it!!!

    83. discoho says – reply to this


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      she has a gigantic forehead and needs to cover that shit up

    84. TexasChick says – reply to this


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      This is a horrible song…..why is she wearing lingerie throughout the entire video???? Because she thinks she is sexy???? Nope…sorry!!! The song and video got on my nerves really fast. SHE SUCKS! Talentless.

    85. the british public says – reply to this


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      Scratch my last post - I have actually listened to it now and I think its great!!!!
      And shes one hot hot hot babe!! I want it and her!!!!

    86. lucy says – reply to this


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      whyyyy!!!!!!!! why put her on this web site!! she is shit! a wirdo ! everyone hates her! she wont go away!!!! wish she wud just fuck offffff!!!
      hate hate hate herrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!

    87. embarrased to be British says – reply to this


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      It could have been worse, she could have done a really sleazy video in her underwear….oh wait a minute…she did!!

      Geez, there are talented people out there who never get a break, and yet this load of cr@p is being hyped to the hilt!!

    88. Cathy says – reply to this


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      Pure and utter garbage, pass me the sick bucket!!!!!

    89. Lissi says – reply to this


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      This song is abso brill.

      Well done Chanidoll

    90. Suzanne says – reply to this


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      Where was this one plugged from, the music industry must really be desperate in Britain. Is there not any talent in England, if this is the best you can produce. Thankfully it won't be played here and if any DJ has any sense it will be put in the bin on receipt.

      The worse I have seen in a long time and I love music.

    91. Simon says – reply to this


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      oooh love this!! Loved her in the BB house, shes funny and witty sexy!!! and thank god she dumped that lying loser boy she met in there. Hope this is a huge hit for her!!!

    92. Gerry says – reply to this


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      Fabtastic!!!
      I love the song, I love her - shes gorgeous!
      Far sexier than posh any day!

    93. PrincessLottie says – reply to this


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      OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    94. Fo Realz says – reply to this


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      Little known fact: The video was directed by her cousin Heidi's boyfriend Spencer.

    95. jon says – reply to this


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      there are psychos and foul people on this forum still they say it takes one to recognise one! i listen to many songs and watch many tv programmes i dont like i just use the off button ,i dont have to be offensive. i think this song is a good first attempt

    96. me says – reply to this


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      i think its really good!!!! Fucking love it x

    97. {if its not Hillary..then u bitchez zuck az momz says – reply to this


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      to me..zhe zoundz like unfitney..zee I told U anyone can zound like her..pluz the girl lookz better than zhitney.
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    98. I Lurve Chanelles song says – reply to this


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      She needs to release an album a British Kylie/Spears.
      Proud to be a Yorkshire lad, the last good thing to come from Yorkshire was Jane McDonald. Yorkshire now has a real pop star.

    99. MelAsh says – reply to this


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      Ok really? Brooke HOgan is a better "performer" then her…. That's saying something!

      At least she knows she can't sell with clothes on!

    100. Sophie says – reply to this


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      What a fucking joke!

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