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How Do We Say This Delicately???

Filed under: Old People

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WTF????

The Academy of Magical Arts awards show is where old Hollywood goes to die!!!

Also, what is that on the side of his face??? Poor thing!

Dick Van Patten looked a hot, geriatric mess at the awards show in Beverly Hills on Saturday night.

The Eight is Enough alum is 79 years old.

[Image by Steve Buckley via Buzz Foto.]



156 comments to “How Do We Say This Delicately???” (RSS feed

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  1. SHELLYBEAN says – reply to this
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    YUCKKKKK!!!! 1ST?

  2. SHELLYBEAN says – reply to this
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    Re: SHELLYBEAN – YEAHHHHH I DID IT 1ST, BITCHES!!!!!

  3. SHELLYBEAN says – reply to this
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    Re: SHELLYBEAN – GO ME GO ME GO ME GO ME GO ME!!!

  4. christie says – reply to this
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    grosss
    who cares about this stuff?

  5. SHELLYBEAN says – reply to this
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    Re: SHELLYBEAN – ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!! GO ME ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!

  6. test says – reply to this
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    sadfas

  7. dfkje says – reply to this
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    1st?

  8. Diana says – reply to this
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    He's old fuckface, you'll look like that one day too.

  9. Cecily says – reply to this
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    You sure are into the old guys Perez!

  10. ginger says – reply to this
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    agan perez you should be so lucky

  11. anonymous says – reply to this
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    He has a scab on the side of his face…elderly people bruise more easily, he probably fell or hit something.

  12. OH please says – reply to this
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    Leave the poor guy alone. He's almost 80… most people don't even look that good at that age. For gods sakes… lay off the poor guy. Maybe he had a cancerous growth or something just removed. Your site is really starting to become idiotic.

  13. wowwwwwwwww says – reply to this
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    thought that was dorothy from wizard of oz'z friend ..mickey rooney.

  14. Fo Realz says – reply to this
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    Oh please! He looks fine, especially for 79.

  15. SHELLYBEAN says – reply to this
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    WHERE'S MY COMMENT?

  16. ty says – reply to this
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    I think he looks good for his age!
    STOP HATING EVERYONE pEREZ!!!!

  17. Cecily says – reply to this
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    #5 - SHELLYBEAN
    You must be really easy to please..

  18. Caitlin says – reply to this
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    God, Perez. Show some sensitivity. Just pray you look half as good when you're that age.

  19. Doh! says – reply to this
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    Geezus! Stop it with the old people comments.. You're as asshole.

    It's a shame this fat pig doesnt (obviously) read the comments on his own site. If he did, he would have jumped on here FRIDAY and responded, sucked it up, apologized or SOMETHING regarding John Mayer. I hope this is finally his downfall. He deserves whatever Karma slaps him in his fat fugly face. I'm gay and I'm, sure ALL GAYS now totally hate you. Die, please.

  20. zzZZZZZ says – reply to this
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    While your on a roll posting these hideous senior citizen mugs why not post ManDonna's mug next!

  21. kArMa says – reply to this
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    Aaarrrrggghhhh…Stay away from the sun!

  22. Amelia says – reply to this
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    Perez you are foolish. Leave the elderly alone!

  23. Obama is an Obamination says – reply to this
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    He's also a Republican faking a to be Democrat. Ask Dick cheney and his supporters. All that Republican money. Where the hell is al sharpton at?

  24. jane says – reply to this
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    Enough with the close ups of scary old men!!! That's three on one page. I'm going to vomit.

  25. Doh! says – reply to this
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    Im beginnning to this the stress of the Sony lawsuit has caused you to lose your mind. Good luck with that.

  26. MB says – reply to this
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    THAT IS SOOOO MEAN!!! LEAVE THE OLD FOLKS ALONE. DON'T BURY THEM BEFORE THEY'RE GONE.

  27. MADONNA says – reply to this
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    this is how i look without my botox treatment.

  28. ShellyBean Sucks! says – reply to this
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    Hey Shellybean…get a life!

  29. I Like Them Old says – reply to this
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    What's the problem - He looks good for his age.

  30. Tulip says – reply to this
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    Leave him alone! He's one of America's TV dads!!!!!!

  31. shekneequa says – reply to this
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    perez = blackheart

  32. Xander Crews says – reply to this
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    Dude its kinda fucked, up your bagging on old people, just because they're old. It would be like me bagging on you for me being a no talent fat fuck.

  33. Lou says – reply to this
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    Does he have any eyebrows??

  34. bri says – reply to this
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    eh. he looks okay i guess.
    my great grama looks 10x better than him and she's 89.

  35. dianome says – reply to this
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    that 'thing' is probably where he had a melanoma removed. other than that, he looks like any old grandpa around. Loved 8 is enough….they should do a reunion special…..I miss the 70's and early 80's

  36. fererra says – reply to this
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    perez you dickface, you look like that NOW. i can't imagine what you'd look like at 79. lay off the old folks and quit acting like a rude piece of shit.

  37. sophia says – reply to this
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    That is a pretty cheap shot when you have NO clue what the boo boo is. I agree with #11 and #12. My dad had a cancerous place removed from his face and that is what it looked like as it was healing. And sheesh, what are we all going to look like when we are almost 80? At least he hasn't had any plastic work done like so many. I actually this I admire those that grow old with grace. Didn't he have several sons … a few were pretty hot when they were young.

  38. BellaY says – reply to this
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    Keep living Perez!!! I wonder what you're going to look like in about 40 years!! LOL!!

  39. heather says – reply to this
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    why would you ever write that?

  40. LENA says – reply to this
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    DUDE, I SAID IT IN MY LAST POST ABOUT BB, JUST LAY THE FUCK OFF. HOW CAN YOU BE SO RUDE??

    "The Academy of Magical Arts awards show is where old Hollywood goes to die!!!"

    HAVE YOU FUCKIN´LISTENED TO YOURSELF?? HE LOOKS WAAAY BETTER THAN YOU EVER WOULD AT THIS AGE…IF KARMA EVEN LETS YOU LIVE TILL THEN OR YOU GET SO ASS RAPED THAT….HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF STUPID PRICKS LIKE YOU WERE SAYING THIS ABOUT YOU WHEN YOU´RE TRYING TO ENJOY YOUR GOLDEN YEARS? Oh yeah and by the way, WHAT EXACTLY have YOU accomplished in your life by hard work???!

  41. cursty says – reply to this
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    looks a bit like you, Perez

  42. Paul says – reply to this
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    Perez, you look good for your age.

  43. LENA says – reply to this
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    —-to ferrera—-

    LMAO!!!! I was soo going to say that as well!! He totally looks like that NOW and he´s what, like 30?? Pathetic, and then has the nerve to rag on others….

  44. Sue says – reply to this
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    You rip on people for getting plastic surgery, and you rip on them for aging naturally. What gives Perez??? YOU'RE a hot geriatric mess!

  45. Ang says – reply to this
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    Mario,
    you have serious issues with aging and will be pathetic and clinging to the club scene in your 40's- talk to a therapist now

  46. your mother says – reply to this
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    It's skin cancer you fat bitch

  47. x says – reply to this
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    seriously perez whats with you and making fun of old people?! not cool man not cool

  48. omggggg says – reply to this
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    Ew ! What is on his face? hahahahah

  49. Bethy says – reply to this
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    You. Will. Be. Old. Very. Soon. And. There. Is. Nothing. That. Will. Stop. It. From. Happening. Except. DEATH!!!!!!! Please, just be nice to old people…..and by the way……what is old???? To a lot of people, THIRTY is REALLY OLD!!!!!!!!

  50. slynn says – reply to this
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    This is a very shallow remark. People get old. Not everyone gets botox to stay unnaturally youthful looking while they continue to age on the inside. Do have any respect for the elderly? This is very rude. You should take this photo down and apologize for this. One day, you will be old, too.

  51. Shark says – reply to this
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    You bring me back regularly perez with you no holds barred commenting …however even you used to censor yourself with some tact…lay off Mr. Bradford….who I always wanted to be my dad instead of my real crummy father.

  52. Lala says – reply to this
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    You talk about people like your hot or something

  53. FUCK OFF says – reply to this
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    EWWWWW……..I TOLD U….WHITE PPL LOOK LIKE SAPPY SHIT WHEN THEY GET OLD……BLACK DONT CRACK……CRACKERS

  54. poop says – reply to this
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    PEREZ ITS CANCER!

  55. WHITE PEOPLE AGE TERRIBLY says – reply to this
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    That's what pink skin and blue eyes look like in old age. Tons of liver spots, wrinkles and all kinds of weird shit on the face. Yikes.

  56. mia says – reply to this
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    looks like he had skin cancer to me
    perez, you're an idiot.

  57. WHITE PEOPLE AGE TERRIBLY says – reply to this
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    Re: FUCK OFF – it's so true. that's the first think I thought. Pink people don't age well do they? creepy. double yikes !!! Latinos don't crack either. I'm so glad I'm not pink.

  58. gertie says – reply to this
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    that could very well be skin cancer. be kind.

  59. barb says – reply to this
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    Perez… Not that Dick Van Patten is anywhere near this stage…. BUT when you are old and gray and can't reach your ass after you do your business, or cannot shave well because you hands are shaking and your skin is sensitive and sagging, your eyesight and hearing isn't what it used to be……. you can't get a boner…. I'll remember YOU… And laugh at you.
    Your an asshole… you are too judgemental of people that are aging and cannot change a damn thing about it. When they do try to preserve their youth with plastic surgery then you make fun of them…. What the hell Perez? It doesn't matter what anyone does. I can't even believe that all your fake hollywood friends even dare talk to you. Ohhhh yes… they talk to you and hang out with you because they don't want negative press here… the most viewed and hated website ever. Be proud of your accomplishment of bringing everyone down.
    How dare you make a man who is very happy perhaps spend the last several years of his life feeling a bit down when/if he reads this. SHAME ON YOU PEREZ HILTON… SHAME!

  60. barb says – reply to this
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    Dick Van Patten… I know you or your family member or rep will read this someday. And I want you to know that you have a enourmous amount of talent and a lot of people like myself will always consider you "dad". It's a shame that some idiot like Perez chooses to make fun of the aging…. You have aged gracefully and by the smile on your face you are very happy. Keep on smiling and remember that anyone that has posted negative here is probably some out of control teen or someone that hasn't a clue who you are. People really need to get a life.

  61. quigley says – reply to this
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    Awwww thats so mean he is old and your horrible! It beats looking at your fat, ugly head!

  62. ash says – reply to this
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    Aw cmon perez he's 79! Give the guy a break….still love u tho

  63. kaj says – reply to this
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    Give the guy a break, he's nearly 80. not everyone pulls a hugh hefner and gets a face lift. Come on. The scab is probably a diabetic ulcer or something. don't be mean perez. just cuz you're young doesn't give you the right not to respect your elders.

  64. Natalie says – reply to this
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    Aww, Dick Van Patten. Loved him during the "8 is Enough" series. Back to the Bob Barker post — I sure do wish someone would write an in depth bio on the Price is Right man. I bet it would be interesting, if you could get the real scoop about his life.

  65. Bonita says – reply to this
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    Re: Lou – - Hey #33, eyebrows? Didn't you notice his beautiful eyes instead? I certainly did.

  66. J9 says – reply to this
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    ewww! is that shingles?

  67. aasf says – reply to this
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    okay perez i know you love putting people down but this is really low

  68. Jennifer says – reply to this
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    I think for his age he looks just fine! He's obviously not like some folks who are resorting to plastic surgery and end up looking mannequins or playdough faces!! Go Mr. Van Patten :)

  69. SHELLYBEAN says – reply to this
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    Re: Cecily – #17 I AM, YOU SHOULD CUM AND TRY TO PLEASE ME!!! I'LL BE JUST AS EXCITED!!

  70. NASTYGIRL says – reply to this
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    PEREZ HAS THAT SAME NASTY SHIT ON HIS DICK…. HE GOT IT FROM JOHN MAYER, THATS WHY HE SOOOO MAD AT HIM.

  71. Tom Sederburg says – reply to this
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    Who cares about these old fucks? Their fanbase is planted in urns and cemeteries.

    Later,
    Tom

  72. lola says – reply to this
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    he has some serious skin cancer - probably caused by sun damage. He should be the "poster geriactric (child)" for why you should ALWAYS put on your sunscreen! Poor guy :-(

  73. Ali says – reply to this
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    PEREZ U STUPID FUCK
    THATS PROB SKIN CANCER….WHEN YOU GET SKIN CANCER AND GET IT REMOVED IT NORMALLY LEAVES A SCAB LIKE THAT
    PLUS HE LOOKS GOOD FOR HIS AGE SO BE NICE TO YOUR ELDERS!!!
    THAT WILL BE YOU IN ABOUT 4O SOMETHING YEARS

  74. SHELLYBEAN says – reply to this
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    Re: sophia – #37 SWEETIE, THIS MAN IS NOT AGING GRACEFULLY!! YOU ARE VERY MISTAKEN.

  75. SHELLYBEAN says – reply to this
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    Re: Tom Sederburg – #71 LMAO… GOOD ONE!

  76. LeeLeeLee says – reply to this
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    Perez I love you but your such a dick sometimes. EVERYONE ages you know!!!!!!!!!!!!

  77. Kaite says – reply to this
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    You are such a dick, Perez

  78. Slut says – reply to this
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    omg Perez, wtf is that on YOUR face? oh yea, your face. At least he's in his 80's,,what's your excuse? Dick Van P has a very succesful line of holistic pet food…where will you be at 80?

  79. Brei says – reply to this
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    looks like what PEREZ HILTON is going to look like at 40. you have no respect for anyone. your out of control.

  80. Maxine says – reply to this
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    He's known for being a golfer, out in the sun all day for decades. My dad gets little facial skin cancers removed periodically, and that's what it looks like here. Dick Van Patten is still active and enjoying life, and that's great.

  81. riotghurrl says – reply to this
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    It's a sad world we live in when a person is chatised for aging and treated with insensitivity and callousness for living to see Mr. Van Patten's age. May there be as shitty and equally as cruel little blogger awaiting you as you advance in age. Go back to bagging on the snatch flashing whore's and the fuck wads who rack up the DUI's. You should be ashamed of yourself!

  82. Lia says – reply to this
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    I think he looks great. We should all be so lucky to actually live to that age. Out of all the "young" freaks you feature, I think his picture looks the best. Its pathetic how critical and afraid people are to age. They choose to have all sorts of surgeries that make them look older and mumified in a monstrous condition.

  83. Ian says – reply to this
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    Do u know what its like to be old? no u dont coz u are not 80 years old. do u know what its like to be hot? no u dont coz u are not brad pitt. do u know what its like to be a loser? yes u do, coz u are one. and u feel like a loser even tho u are earning a lot of money and hanging out with famous ppl. u feel like crap inside so u are putting ppl down. way to go. u will never be brad pitt but im sure u will be old some day. poor u

  84. Mz. K says – reply to this
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    the thing on his face is probably shingles there has been an outbreak in the elderly community. You know in 30 years when you are old, I hope you are infected by some viral nastiness and someone posts your picture all over the internet. Our elderly future doesn't look any prettier, with pollution/population increasing more skin conditions and grossness are becoming more and more common.

  85. FABcHICK says – reply to this
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    DOES ANYONE KNOW IF PEREZ HAS A MYSPACE?

  86. Gitta says – reply to this
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    perez has no shame! lol

  87. Respect Age says – reply to this
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    It is called old age and WE all will get there. Even YOU Perez. In an age of plastic surgery and botox and the chasing the fountain of youth, we forget that old age causes wrinkles, weird spots and facial lines.
    You know in many cultures outside of Hollywood, elderly people are honored for the passing of time that shows on thier faces.
    The real world is not all about make-up and face peels. It is about pushing through the triumphs and lows of life. It is about love and loving.
    Shame on you Perez for being so transparent!

  88. GET TO A DERMATOLOGIST .. says – reply to this
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    This man NEEDS MEDICAL ATTENTION!! I hava a lot of exoerience and that look like a CANCEROUS lision on the side of his fase. PLEEEEEEASE go get it attended to!! It is VERY TREATABLE!!