It's Senior Sunday!
Filed under: Old People
There must be something in the air!
Poor Hef!
Hugh Hefner celebrated his birthday at the Playboy Club in Las Vegas's Palms Casino Hotel on Saturday night with the Girls Next Door.
Did he take his sleeping pill just before the party?
The Playboy legend turned 82 years old.
We should be so lucky to reach that age!
Here's to at least another 18 for Hugh!
[Image by Denise Truscello courtesy of The Palms.]
Posted: April 6, 2008 at 12:14 pm
dAMN…..HE'S OLD AS DIRT!!!
1st, luv u hefffff
first! thats sick man
SECOND~!
Happy Birthday, Hef!!!!
DAMN Perez! What's with this sudden obsession with OLD MEN!?!? HUUH????? Just askin!!
Blah Blah!!
YUCK!!! 1ST?
first
Okay with get it Perez ….. a gay man's biggest fear is getting old.
Too bad! No one stays young forever!It's LIFE!
FIRST
GUESS NOT !!! NOW INSTEAD OF JOHN MAYER PEREZ HAS MOVED ON TO THE DISTINGUISHED OLDER MAN…. CAN ANYONE SAY SUGARDADDY?
Dude probably farts and dust comes out!!
first or second or third?
or 15th?h well
ewww …….whats wrong wit the girls ??? kendras cool tho …. fuck knows y shes wit him …. hollys a gold digger …..
first
SENNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOR!!!!!!! SUNNNNNNNNNDAAAAAAY!!!
Time for me to grab my walker and go out for bingo with the girls!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEF!! you are a legend! love ya!
Those three skanks really are sucking it up to get fame and fortune by hanging with Hef. They really have no self respect. But then again, not many women who bow down to Hef do (nor do many women in Los Angeles).
seventh!
he muzt of taken the Magic Potion
uhhh he IS awake, fartass. can't you see his eyes are open?
"We should be so lucky to reach that age!" honey as far as i'm concerned you're still 12. i think you mean "he".
get a fucking clue. and a spellcheck.
HE LOOKS AWSUM 4 his age!
He looks 60 at the most
Amazing
I love Kendra wat a legend!
and Bridget nd Holly 2 they r all gorgeous!
HUGH HEFNER IS LEGEND!
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OMG! Holly is delusional to think she will marry Hef and have kids with him!! That's the greatest idea ever! have kids with a man who won't live past their 10th birthdays. AWFUL!! And, Bridget and Kendra are geniuses to pretend to have a relationship with him still. they're f-ing famous now for nothing but supposedly boning an old man! and i bet they're in the will!
Okay we get it Perez!!!!!!! So a gay man's biggest fear is getting OLD!
Too bad! No one stays young forever! Damnit! It's LIFE! GROW UP!
do they suck his limp stale saggy dick? ~ VOMITS~~
Bridget looks OLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD!!!
Kendra is such a gold digging lesbian.
Wow….
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Isn't it sad that old people are the most interesting thing on this site nowadays??
thought he turned 82 last year…not that it really matters
Happy birthday hef!! What a life he has lived. Im in vegas for the weekend, but im only 19 so I couldn't go to the playboy club to wish him a happy birthday. O well, I will be at the palms today, maybe I will see him.
Is that K-Fed in the background?!
MORE PROOF - IT'S A MAN'S WORLD. THOSE WOMEN REALLY SOLD OUT
It's clear that Hef's friends have all passed on because if there were any left they would be telling him to get off of this TV program because he never stops looking like an 80 year old fool surrounded by three massive bimbo fame whores. Every episode lessens the dignity that one of Heffner's wealth and business status should be credited. I hate to say this but the show makes him look like a complete fool and someone should have the balls to tell him so. Retire and enjoy like in private.
YUCK, HE IS SO NASTY! IMAGINE HAVING TO HIT THAT FOR $$. THOSE CHICKS ARE NOTHING BUT PROFESSIONAL WHORES, AND HE'S A MAINSTREAM PIMP. GROSS.
He's lived a sad life, 99% of the women around him are money hungry whores. My girl likes me because of my big DICK, and I'm ok with that. She's happy riding the high hard one, it's a good life!
LMAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE YOU PEREZ. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Aw, Happy Birthday HEF! =)
hey everyone STOP hating on holly, bridget, & kendra. you fools.
haha niice i love the girls next door so funny
oh annd…
LAY OFF PEREZ IF YOU DONT LIKE HIM STOP VEIWING HIS BLOODY WEBSITE DUUUUH USE YOUR BRAIN (if you have one…which i doubt)
and its crazy how long theseold people last isn't !
bless em
xxx
I wonder if anyone else noticed, but to me it looks like he has had a face lift recently.
Re: Donkeypuncher – - Hey Donkeypuncher, maybe your girl likes you cause you are a big DICK and it makes her feel smarter to be around an idiot like you.
good God!when is this old fart going to die?and what is this "poor hef" Perez?i think u mean"poor girls".aren't these girls scared of getting some illness being so close to him and fucking this pervert?and when i say illness i mean STDs.
love thos girls, love that hef. Happy birthday to him and most definately many more!!!
xxx
this is what this country is all about
there is NO way that these girls are interested in him only $$$, who r they fooling?
like omg three whores and an old man, thats like so cool!!
I bet Kendra has never fucked a guy less than 20 years older than her…i've seen her in person she's not cute they have to like cake makeup on her in order to make her look good, the only natural looking one is bridget
the thought of screwing that makes me sick. i would rather live poor.
i love hufffin!!!
happy birthday!
do u think they bang him? i watch the show & often wonder.
Oi, Perez. Get your facts right. He might have celebrated his birthday on the weekend, but he doesn't turn 82 until wednesday.
hugh is a very cool man!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!:):):):):)
It should really be against the law to prop up a dead guy like that for a photo op. Gee!
haha the strawberries
ohh wow i feell bad for briget, holly, and kendra, imaginee havingg to fuckk that evrynitee.
ewwwwwwwww
the sluts next door are setting such a bad example for young women. they are portraying an image that being a filthy cunt who sucks 80 year old cock is a good thing and will make you rich and famous. the media needs to stop glorifying these cock gobbling whores.
I actually think this man is awesome for trying to live young in the "playboy lifestyle" He is not like most old people and he is still young at heart! yay!
Happy birthday Hef!
They all seem really lovely.
Bridget is the awesome.
Re: Cath –
LMAO i dont think thats k-fed in the back, it looks like a chinese dude lol
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Suddenly I feel like renting the movie WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I thought his birthday wasn't until the 9th??
"He's to at least another 18 for Hugh"
What the hell is wrong with you people???
Say it with me… SPELL CHECK
DAMN! You look stupid
I would like to say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. However it looks like beauty is in the eye of the fame-hungry.
Let me be the first to announce that Holly is pregnant. If you don't believe me, look at that bump she's covering up with her hand.
Kendra is not aging well and Bridget is too old to be playing the pretty-young-thing role anymore…
ISN'T THIS HIS LAST BIRTHDAY? LETS HOPE HE DIES SOON AND THE WHORES DISAPPEAR.
Bridgett: Love her, SOOO Sweet!
Holly: Delusional Skank!
Kendra: Gold Digging Lesbo!
What, his birthday isn't until APRIL 9TH, LIKE JENNA JAMESON'S!
playboy chicks have less self respect than anyone else on earth
he doesn't look like he's sleeping you dumb ass… what ? no good pictures to trash so you make up stuff to fill your stupid blog?
Yeah, those gold diggin' ho's know how to pick a Rich Sugar Daddy - "ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE, THE OTHER ON A BANANA PEEL!!!" LOL.
I hope he leaves his entire estate to charity and those ho's get about $100 bucks. Wouldn't that be a wonderful surprise!
i love holly!
Happy B-Day Hef!!! He and Holly look very sweet together, even though their age difference is huge…..
Well, he IS 82 … but it also looks like a bad shot unless there were multiple with his eyes half shut. Anyway, they all look kind of bad in that picture. Travel, sleepy, too much alcohol … whatever.
The sooner the worthless geezer dies the better
In cash and merchandise, exactly how much does he pay that white trach to live with him?
Die Motherfucker!
omfg look at that cake !
The strawberries on the cake are sliced and arranged to look like labia major and labia minor with a clitoris. Yummmmm!! Also, when old Hef removes his dentures he can really eat out those bimbos. Sluuuurp, sluuuuurp!!
kendra looks like a monkey hahaha, the one in the middle wants people to think she cares about him haha aint that funny? what some people would do for moneyyyyy GOLD DIGGERSSS
he'll get his pleasure later
They wouldn't even stand next to that knarly piece of Pop Porn if he weren't PAYING THEM. WHORES!