Madge, Come Home!

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Madonna's hometown wants her back. They're even going through Poppa Ciccone to get her.

Mayor Charles M. Brunner of Bay City, Michigan, is offering her Madjesty a key to the city, where her father still lives, including her 96 year old grandmother, and other family members.

And included in the festivities, there are plans to recruit local musicians to cover some of her largest hits, and there's even talks about commissioning an artist to make a sculpture of her.

Mayor Brunner has emailed Poppa Ciccone, and is awaiting a response.

But will Madonna accept an offer from a city that's rejected her so many times?????

Back in 1985, then Mayor Timothy G. Sullivan refused to give her a key since she was considered a bit too "risque for such an honor."

Also in the late '80s, city officials refused to accept an Italian sculpture of Madonna, since they believed she would lose her popularity over time.

Someone was wrong!!!!!

City Commissioner Christopher J. Shannon said "Far and wide, she wields significant influence in the arts and entertainment world. For Bay City to turn its back on that, it would be a shame."

She's a legend, bitches.

Respect!

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    Posted: Apr 7, 2008 at 3:40 pm / Email this  »

    240 comments to “Madge, Come Home!”

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    1. wannagoouttonight says – reply to this


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      first

    2. Liz says – reply to this


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      first. respect the bitch, bitches.

    3. Vanessa says – reply to this


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      Yes Madonna, Please go home and retire!

    4. Ew says – reply to this


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      FIRST.

    5. Erin says – reply to this


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      WHO WOULD WANT HER BACK UGH

    6. Kaylee says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!

    7. mimi says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    8. LALA says – reply to this


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      FIRST BITCH

    9. TehDevil says – reply to this


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      Legend my ass!

      She's a skank!

    10. lella says – reply to this


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      big mistake…big..huge

    11. dsdsfd says – reply to this


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      Her dad does not live in Bay City…he lives near Traverse City.

    12. Kate says – reply to this


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      Why? Has she contributed to that community? I like Madonna, but I don't get that.

    13. Natalie says – reply to this


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      none of you were first, I LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!

    14. Dominique says – reply to this


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      i want a key to my city! haha

    15. jeezlouise says – reply to this


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      Madonna scoffs at anyone who has the nerve to accuse her of being from Michigan! She is a British, Jew now. And she is absolutely nuts too!

    16. mich says – reply to this


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      first

    17. mikemoderndancer says – reply to this


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      Amen, Perez!
      ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!

    18. crys says – reply to this


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      first?

    19. Avity says – reply to this


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      This was just announced on the news last night, here locally. I was born and raised in Bay City, and I've adored Madonna my whole life. If she does come to Bay City, I'm definitely going there to see her.

      Also, please note, that back in the 80s, when she was going to be presented the keys to the city, she said no, and that "Bay City sticks". And that is what dropped it all together. Bay City does stick… unfortunately - literally because of the sugar beat factories - sticks horribly in the fall!

    20. jackie says – reply to this


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      madonna sucks. don't praise her. she's trash from bay city.

    21. df says – reply to this


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      What…..No pic of her with her legs wide open????

    22. Guy Bitchy says – reply to this


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      By, "too risque", they meant she was a slut! They were soo right. I can't wait to see "4 Minutes (To Save My Career)" by Justin Timberlake Feat Timbaland (and maybe Madonna) performed "live". Madonna is indeed the Queen.. of lipsynching. Bitch has been doing it since the 80's.

      Janet, Madonna.. they all have to run to Mr. Timberlake when their career is dead.. Jeez.. when has Mariah done anything with Justin… Sad.

    23. Lilly says – reply to this


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      MADONNA IS GOD!!!!! SHE HAS HAD A LARGE AMOUNT OF HATERS SINCE DAY ONE AND SHE HAS NOT GONE ANYWHERE AND NEVER WILL!!!!!! DEAL WITH IT PEOPLE!!! SHE IS A LIVING LEGEND AND ICON!!! THE BEST SELLING FEMALE RECORDING ARTIST OF ALL TIME! LOVE YOU MADONNA!!!

    24. kp says – reply to this


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      enough about madonna. no one cares.

    25. Anon says – reply to this


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      Madonna has called Bay City "white trash"- she wants nothing to do with them.

    26. fuck madonna says – reply to this


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      Instead of giving her a key to the city, how about they give her a giant lock so they can vault her diseased vagina for all eternity. Either that or a space-ship that would shoot her into the sun. Fuck Madonan and her stupid gay fans. I don't know what's worse, her looks, her music, her acting or her personality. I'd say it's a fourway tie, which isn't probably the first fourway that stupid bitch has been in.

    27. uh huh says – reply to this


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      no thanks.

    28. FUCKUFATTY says – reply to this


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      You're a twat Perez!!! Keep pawning at the heels of Madge the Vag!!! You suck and she knows it!

    29. trav says – reply to this


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      Re: Vanessa – Nahhhhhh, no one wants her back.

    30. gfh says – reply to this


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      Skank

    31. ed says – reply to this


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      Perez, STOP calling this BITCH a freaking LEGEND! She is NOT a legend! She is a fraud whose only talent is lip synching in videos AND on stage! She`s done absolutely NOTHING to warrant the kind of attention you constantly give her.

    32. white trash says – reply to this


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      Fuck Madonna! She is a blow hard that will do what ever she can to stay in the media including strapping on a strap on to fuck Perez with so she can still be "news". A bunch of teenagers now know her name and all she had to do was butt fuck Perez!

    33. b says – reply to this


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      please take her! all she does is hate on england anyway!!

    34. Fuck Mariah Carey! says – reply to this


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      Dont bring Mariah's fatass into this! She sucks ass and is boring as hell and he song is flopping on itunes! Madonna has already outsold her dumb single by miles.

    35. Lindsey says – reply to this


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      PEREZ!!!!!!! you're on TV right now! haha

    36. TAQO says – reply to this


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      HEY PEREZITO! :D

      I'M WATCHING YOU ON MTV NOW:P

      GO SEXY! ;)

    37. IL Chic says – reply to this


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      Forgive them, Madge. Go back and let them apologize. You're timeless and we love you!

      - a child of the 80's.

    38. Erin says – reply to this


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      I live in Bay City and we would love to have her back!!!

    39. Rachel says – reply to this


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      Love your tshirt on TRL Perez! :) I'm almost 25 years old and never watch TRL anymore, so that's true love for you that I tuned in!

    40. sally says – reply to this


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      madonna rulez bitches!!!

    41. Perezlikescock says – reply to this


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      Perez- Go a day without reporting on this skanky washed up ho. Its unfortunante you're in bed with Warner and can't be objective.

    42. JJ says – reply to this


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      Hello, MAN-HANDS!

    43. I LOVE YOU PEREZ!!! says – reply to this


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      PEREZ SAID MARIAHS NEW ALBUM SUCKS ON TRL!!!!! SOOOO TRUE!!!! NO ONE IS GOING TO BUY THAT SHIT!

    44. old whore says – reply to this


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      Legend.. haha… looks more like old skank to me. I can see that they want to do that for her in her hometown. Wonder if she'll snub them? Kinda pathetic that this old tart has to jiggle her ass around with Justin Timberlake now…. give it up woman.. you're 50… it's laughable seeing you with him in that video. There are so many other things you could have done to not look like an old whore trying to be young again.. give it up and have some respect for yourself!

    45. bathog says – reply to this


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      this photo has been redone. her cameltoe is WAY bigger than that

    46. spartygirl says – reply to this


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      madonna grew up in rochester MI and went to Rochester Adams high school. she was heavily involved in the dance program and was that "weird chick that didn't shave her armpits" (according to my parents friends who went to school with her). if she should get the key to any city it's rochester…. not bay city.

    47. sasquatch is a legend says – reply to this


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      shes a hag. and a hack. remember when the bitch tried to rap? its been a long, long time since she made a decent song. how much is the hag-hack paying you to promote her you talentless fuck?

    48. shanadee says – reply to this


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      As someone who lives in Traverse City…I can assure you that Mr. Ciccone (as well as several of Madonna's siblings) live here, not in Bay City. Bay City is about 2 hours south but TC probably isn't going to be jumping on the "keys to the city" honor anytime soon. We've got Michael Moore and Mario Batali who have homes up here too. Madonna never visits TC or Bay City when she comes on tour here anyway…why bother?

    49. Kel says – reply to this


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      Yuck P-Nasty…I can hear the ass kissing from here! Please get over her. 1. She doesn't give a rat's ass about YOU and 2. She's OLD and done!

    50. Kel says – reply to this


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      Re: Avity – Ummm…by "sticks" I assume you mean "stinks". If not, then your comment made no sense!

    51. Erin says – reply to this


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      SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT…Madonna was born in Bay City and spent the summers here with her Grandmother. She grew up in Rochester Hills. Her grandmother still lives in Bay City. She said some bad things about our town but it would be cool to have a celeb visit!

    52. emma says – reply to this


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      are you sure these facts are right? im from michigan and madonna def is from rodchester. totaly diff area than bay city.

    53. What kind of statue would they have for VADGE? says – reply to this


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      Well, if they wanted an accurate depiction of the whore, the statue could have her standing on top of thousands of fans heads, her kids on her hips, handing money to the Malawian goverment for David, a HUGE ass gap-tooth in the front, legs spread, a pile of aborted fetuses below her, and the list goes on. Just make sure to make the statue ugly and to be polluting the earth with her lavish lifestyle.

    54. Queen Elizabeth says – reply to this


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      They can have her. We don't want her.

    55. EMINEM says – reply to this


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      HEY, leave Madonna alone she's my girl. I don't care how old she gets or where she roams, Madonna will always be the gold standard. So all you Britney, Hillary, Rihanna peeks should just STFU and go to the mall. I hear the Jonas Bros. album is on sale.

    56. Tiffany G says – reply to this


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      Madonna is the fuckin ruler of the world. You dumb ass lambs just can not swallow the fact that she is going to kick your cows ass this year. Suck it fuckers!

    57. *wicky* says – reply to this


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      as if she'd even admit she's american. I think she's brainwashed herself into believing she's actually british. she's been putting on the accent long before guy came into the picture.

    58. Bitch is OLD... says – reply to this


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      *yawn* bitch looks rough

    59. VAGDE = UGLY GAP TEETH says – reply to this


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      CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WITH ALL THE MONEY THIS WHORE HAS, CAN'T SHE FIX THAT DAMNED GAP-TOOTHED SITUATION?

    60. Emmaloo says – reply to this


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      MADONNA IS NOT A LEGEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE IS AN OLD WASHED U GRANNY TRANNY SHAKING HER AS AND GETTING A FACE LIFT EVERY SECOND TUESDAY!!!! Elvis is a legend, the Beatles, Led Zepplin….NOT MADONNA!!!

    61. Emmaloo says – reply to this


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      MADONNA IS NOT A LEGEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE IS AN OLD WASHED UP GRANNY TRANNY SHAKING HER ASS AND GETTING A FACE LIFT EVERY SECOND TUESDAY!!!! Elvis is a legend, the Beatles, Led Zepplin….NOT MADONNA!!!

    62. MEOW says – reply to this


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      WELL I THINK HE MAJESTY IS TOO BUSY 4 CRAP LIKE THIS….I THINK THEYS HOULD GIVE THE KEY TO MIMI…WITH HER SINGLE BEING A FLOP AND THE ALBUM PRE SALES BEING REALLY BAD, ITS NOT LIKE SHE HAS ANYTHING BETTER TO DO, OH I GUESS THAN LIP SING!!!! PLUS MADONNA IS TOO GOOD 4 STUFF LIKE THIS, THEY HAD THEIR CHANCE IN 1985 AND LOST IT….YEP HAVE MIMI DO IT…SHE PROB WILL HAVE A HIGH FOOD BILL THOUGH!

    63. MEOW says – reply to this


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      LOL, MIMI WILL DO IT FOR FREE FOOD….I AM GLAD SHES OVER, MADONNA WANNA BE !!! WELL I THINK HER MAJESTY IS TOO BUSY 4 CRAP LIKE THIS….I THINK THEYS HOULD GIVE THE KEY TO MIMI…WITH HER SINGLE BEING A FLOP AND THE ALBUM PRE SALES BEING REALLY BAD, ITS NOT LIKE SHE HAS ANYTHING BETTER TO DO, OH I GUESS THAN LIP SING!!!! PLUS MADONNA IS TOO GOOD 4 STUFF LIKE THIS, THEY HAD THEIR CHANCE IN 1985 AND LOST IT….YEP HAVE MIMI DO IT…SHE PROB WILL HAVE A HIGH FOOD BILL THOUGH!

    64. Slow news day! says – reply to this


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      Perez' numbers (posts) are getting fewer and fewer. The fad is dying. He keeps digging up the old cow cause people who hate her will post. Madonna is an Eighties act and now that she is in her 80's no one cares.

    65. MEOW says – reply to this


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      Re: VAGDE = UGLY GAP TEETH

      HUM, SAME REASON THAT YOU ARE A LOSER, WORKING A RETIAL JOB AND CUTTING HAIR ON THE SIDE…SHE DOESNT WANT A CHANG!!!

    66. MEOW says – reply to this


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      Re: Slow news day!

      LOL, U ARE SO FUNNY…..LOSER!

    67. MEOW says – reply to this


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      Re: ed

      WHO MARIAH? OR JANET?
      LOL, UR A LOSER DUDE!

    68. GO MEMPHIS TIGERS! says – reply to this


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      WOO- HOO ….TONIGHT'S THE NITE BABY!

    69. Caryn says – reply to this


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      Im from Bay City, MI and we would LOVE to have her come here again and accept the key to the city. She was here last year, so why not again this year? WE LOVE HER!

    70. Nick M. says – reply to this


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      I actually own a large bronze key that was given to Madonna from Bay City, Michigan years ago. Madonna's name is inscribed on the key. It comes in a wooden box. I got pics.

    71. jollyex says – reply to this


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      Stay put, Madge. Let your home town have Heather Mills instead! LOL!!

    72. Bathog says – reply to this


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      Dang! Even MY cameltoe is WAY bigger than that!
      BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW A GUY COULD HAVE A CAMELTOE,
      DIDYA??? : )

      first….?

    73. VADGE IS OLD - LEARN IT, LIVE IT, LOVE IT says – reply to this


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      Re: MEOW – LEARN HOW TO SPELL RETARD. I HAVE A MASTER'S DEGREE BY THE WAY.

    74. lol says – reply to this


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      lol, your site sucks now. what makes u think we all care about this granny?

      and btw, mariahs album DOES NOT suck like u just said on TRL. its going to outsell Hard Granny by millions.

    75. Nick M. says – reply to this


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      That is great for Madonna. I actually OWN a large bronze key that was given to Madonna by Bay City, Michigan years ago. I also got pics.

    76. scott says – reply to this


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      Does anyone know where to find pictures of madonna's siblings? we know what the guyss look like i'm dying to see what her sisters look like.

    77. matt d says – reply to this


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      Re: spartygirl – i was JUST going to say that she was from rochester…she didnt even live in bay city for that long!!! fuck bay city!! GO ROCHESTER!!! (even though im from shelby twp…i still know people that went to HS with her)

    78. tza says – reply to this


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      "legend"?! my ass not to me she is the most overrated "singer" ever a fraud she is only loved by gay men because they have no taste.
      And you should change the name of your website to WWW.MADONNA.COM.Your website is getting very boring.Go suck madonna's dick ugly fat cow.

    79. Detroit says – reply to this


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      I love Madonna, and I know she's a legend…but Madonna is one of the only celebrities who time after time disrespects and says negative things about where she is from. "I wanted to get the hell out of Michigan"?? .. and PLEASE that British accent is so fake. If she doesn't accept the key, than she is incredibly disrespectful, and doesn't deserve her recognition…

    80. Thijo says – reply to this


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      You actually need talent to become a legend which is not MANdona's case.

    81. maggie says – reply to this


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      she looks awful in that picture. honey ur roots are showin badly!!

    82. Don't think so says – reply to this


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      Re: Nick M. – actually no you don't as one was never given to her. You might own something that someone said was. Hope you didn't pay a lot for it.

    83. Paul says – reply to this


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      Bay City is trash. I went to the same grade school as her, her high school is a couple minutes away and her dad was a greeter at my church. Her hometown is Rochester/Rochester Hills and if she should get a key/statue it should be from there.

      Maybe I should get some kind of honor for shaking the hand of the man who produced Madonna countless times.

    84. m says – reply to this


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      I love Madonna, but I don't understand why musicians/actors/actresses deserve keys to the city. Come on there are so many "average people" who do so much more for the cities.

    85. Too bad Matt says – reply to this


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      Re: matt d – Say what you want but Bay City was the only place acknowledged in her Rock'n'Roll Hall of Fame induction. And I guarantee she is in Bay City more than Rochester.

    86. gage kristofer says – reply to this


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      HER HANDS LOOK LIKE THE CRYPT KEEPER

    87. zz says – reply to this


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      She is not a legend she's a pathetic grandma who wants to be loved by her daddy but he doesn't care about her hairy ass.

    88. Rude Dude says – reply to this


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      Perez, get a life! Geez, I went away for a couple of weeks hoping that you'd be over your Madonna ass licking but you're still at it. Nobody wants to hear about every time she takes a shit.

    89. BBGUN says – reply to this


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      Bitch needs to get plastic surgery on those nasty looking hands.

    90. MEOW says – reply to this


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      I'm sorry I turned out to be such a myserable hateful queen. My mother never held me, my father use to beat me, my sister use to dress me up in cheap girl's clothing, my brother use to pass me around to his friends and they'd take turns buttfucking me. I am so desperate for attention and listening to Madonna's music is the only thing that kept me from slitting my wrist. I'm going to take a stinky shit now, but please don't pay any attention to me the next time you see me posting here about old saggy cunt Madonna.

    91. SaRaH G. says – reply to this


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      I've grown up and still live 20 min. from Bay City. It is a beautiful, historic town and no even close to white trash! I think that's quite an honor for them to offer her the key to the city when all she does is deny growing up here.
      I say fuck her and find someone else who actually is proud of where they grew up.

      Her aunt lived right across the street from us and she used to visit often as a kid.
      Now she's thinks she's way too good for our town.

      And yes, her father does not live in Bay City, he's up north further. They have a Wine Cellar and Orchard up there near Traverse City.

      MADONNA-Get over yourself, you may be the number one selling female of all time, but you are not and never will be GOD.

    92. British Bitch is too good for Michigan! says – reply to this


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      I think Madonna will act like Michigan isn't even on the map anymore, she's so far up her own ass. Bitch, retire and work on your veiny hands.

    93. ktbabe says – reply to this


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      why should they give her a key to the city she doesn't even recognize mi as her home state, and always puts on a fake accent.

    94. El Jeffe C says – reply to this


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      No one from Bay City gives a rip. Why honor her? what has she done for the city other than demean it and act embarrassed to be associated with it?

    95. EMINEM (smile) says – reply to this


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      NO ONE CARES ABOUT THAT OLD HAG….SHE POPPED OUT A SPICLETT DAUGHTER …AS IF WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SPICLETTS TO TAKE CARE OF WITH WELFARE AS IT IS….PLEASE, QUEEN, NO MORE SPICLETT OFFSPRING…AMERICA HAS TOO MANY SPICS TO HANDLE.

    96. SpadeAShovel. says – reply to this


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      People, and cities evolve. She's earned her key by now, and that's a little more apparent than it actually was back then. She was giving old folks and churches heart attacks, lol. The key thing is kind of cool, and she might be mature enough to be gracious and take it, especially as her family still reside there.

    97. munch says – reply to this


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      Madonna went shopping in Waitrose? Thank God it wasn't a Tesco or Iceland bag!! Man i would spin the fuck out if i saw the Queen queuing like the rest of us!!

    98. Jezzy says – reply to this


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      Ooooh and she's been to Waitrose for her shopping… …classy! This could have been such a PR disaster if she'd been to scummy Iceland, chav central! I'm going to start hanging round Marylebone High Streets branch, lol!

    99. MEOW says – reply to this


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      Re: VADGE IS OLD - LEARN IT, LIVE IT, LOVE IT

      LOL A MASTERS IN WHAT COSMETOLOGY?!!!! HAHA….SHE HAS A MASTERS YOU KNOW =-P

    100. norman says – reply to this


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      The little teen who use to dance Donna Summer music and use to dream to be a diva. After 25 years finally got a honor like that, please . Yes, it's a mistake. She is a legend, wheter some people like it or not!!!!

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