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Poor Baby Alba!

Filed under: Baby Blabber > Jessica Alba

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Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba held her baby shower on Sunday, and the biggest celebrity to come???

Kim Kardashian!

Every other single star was busy?

The actress held the soiree at the Ever After Teahouse in Los Angeles, and at least she sorta smiled for the occassion!

[Image via WENN.]



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  1. Carrie says – reply to this
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    Hmmm don't you mean Baby Shower….first!

  2. Nancy says – reply to this
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    first!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Heather says – reply to this
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    You are sooooo mean to her!!! Be nice Perez! Be mean to that whore Angelina, she broke up more than one marriage. Or that whore Paris Hilton, no one likes her.

    Everyone loves Jessica Alba

  4. MichaeL says – reply to this
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    Who cares??? Shes overrated

  5. ash says – reply to this
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    kim k…haha

  6. lilly says – reply to this
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    geez perez why do u hate her so much, i think she is a very beautiful young woman, who sets a good example to young women. Shes not like paris hilton who u love. She doesnt do anything wrong in the world. She gives to charities, and shes very down to earth. So just leave her alone and let her be.

  7. beebopp says – reply to this
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    Leave her alone!i like her, but do kinda feel sorry for her…But i'm alao so totallt in love with Stevie
    STEVIE MY LOVE COME BACK TO ME OUR TIME TOGETHER WAS AMAZING!

  8. Erin says – reply to this
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    Wahhhhhhhhh!!!!

  9. SEVIE says – reply to this
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    BEE BOPP I MISS YOU

  10. amelia says – reply to this
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    whatever perez you are so mean to her.

  11. kenny says – reply to this
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    perez… you heinous fucker, stop harassing her, she's pretty and pregnant, two things that you want to be and never will

  12. Anonymous Supporter says – reply to this
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    Perez!!

    I just saw you on CNN.COM, and you were WONDERFUL!!! Great interview, your hair was too cute, and you really pulled it off. You're quite a trooper, and we love you so much!! We really do appreciate all your hard work that you do.
    Anyways, great interview! 9 million hits a day?! Fan-fucking-tastic!

    XXXOOO

    Back on topic. jessica a? Who cares, so I'm not surprised no one came. LOL

  13. HAZEL ICE says – reply to this
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    1st yeah . i wonder how much money she will get for her baby pictures WHY IS SHE FAMOUS AGAIN

  14. Hotel California. says – reply to this
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    Maybe she invited her real friends. Lol.

  15. shz says – reply to this
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    I wouldnt let Kim Kardashian anywhere near my unborn or newborn baby. But then again, it's jessica alba…Not much going up there

  16. amber says – reply to this
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    nice !!!!!!!

  17. michelle says – reply to this
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    ouch! oh well thats what she gets for being a bitch

  18. Fabriz says – reply to this
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    jessica alba is the most beautiful person to ever grace this site.

  19. Baby Mikey Poo Poo'ed Again says – reply to this
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    maybe kim kardashian was the only celebrity that was invited. ever think about that? probably not.

  20. nik says – reply to this
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    she is wearing black like she is in mouring

  21. {if its not Hillary..then u bitchez zuck az momz says – reply to this
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    another cazh cow…zhe muzt b lezz famouz 2 rezort like the rezt did
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzhe needzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz moneyzzzzzzzzzzzz

  22. Sixth Sense says – reply to this
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    I see mexican people. I see Mexican people. I see Mexican people. I see Mexican people. I see Mexican people. I see Mexican people. I see Mexican people. I see Mexican people. I see Mexican people. I see Mexican people. I see Mexican people. I see mexican people. I see Mexican people. I see Mexican people. I see mexican people. I see Mexican people. I see Mexican people. I see Mexican people. I see Mexican people. I see mexican people. I see mexican people. I see mexican people. I see mexican people. I see mexican people. MEXICANS!!!!

  23. hector says – reply to this
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    Perez is jelous because no matter what he will never be accepted as latino by normal latino people, he jus a gay ass white boy who is accepted by Latino magazines run by white people. Jessica Alba is only half latina and is more latino looking than he will ever be, this is why he is a hater, hypocrite piece of garbage. Boycott this site.

  24. jolie says – reply to this
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    She said it was her father who told her not to speak spanish or tell people that she was hispanic.

  25. can zomeone tell the FED to STop lowering says – reply to this
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    the interezt rate…wtc? ..our dollar already izn't worth nothing.
    stop it.now

  26. metis says – reply to this
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    Perez you are MEAN!shes pregnant ffs,think about her a little wtf?!let her have her pregnancy in peace,dont stress her its not good for the baby!!

  27. Mexican Americans says – reply to this
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    Re: Sixth Sense
    A song from Cheech and Chong old movie.
    Mexican Americans
    they sleep all day
    they never work
    they only eat and fart
    mexican americans
    they steal our jobs
    they bring us drugs
    they get deported back home.

  28. Damselin Distress says – reply to this
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    Since wetbacks poop out little wetbacks every nine months, having showers can get pretty expensive. But with your family there to help you have your own personal wetback staff of dishwashers, servers, cooks, and clean up crew! How convenient for you wetbacks to save money that way. I am so jealous.

  29. sad sad sad says – reply to this
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    So basically nobody likes her? Doesn't she have any relatives or friends? No wonder she always looks so sad. Well that and getting knocked up to saver her relationship. I feel so sorry for her.

  30. honeybat says – reply to this
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    jessica alba sucks because she has a bad attitude and my ex boyfriend thought she was super hot so therefore i think she's a whore-bag.

  31. AFI chick says – reply to this
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    Thats funny…..Kim kardashian..what a hoot..she's pretty though

  32. esther says – reply to this
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    mean

  33. FUCK OFF says – reply to this
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    BABY SHOWED…..WAT AN IDIOT….THEY DO BABY SHOWED NOW..WAT IS A BABY SHOWED….THIS IS FOR ALL THE ENGLISH TEACHERS ON THIS SITE…TAKE OUT UR RULER AND POUN PEREZ ON HIS FINGERS…..HEHEHE

  34. Latina says – reply to this
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    That bitch is Latina whether she likes it or not, just cause she doesn't speak Spanish means nada. That bitch is Latina and her offspring will be part Latin also. Look in a mirror bitch…YOU'RE LATINA!!

  35. COORSLITE says – reply to this
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    Catered by Taco Bell and Corona Beer no doubt. Classy!

  36. sexy says – reply to this
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    HOW EMBARASSING!!!!

  37. Cindy says – reply to this
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    Re: Mexican Americans – I know you think youre funny, but Mexican AMERICANS would be the people of Mexican descent who are BORN in America and are citizens. Do you mean MEXICANS….from MEXICO?

  38. Anonymous Supporter says – reply to this
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    So what if Perez had a typo!? Big deal. The man got up VERY early to do a live interview with CNN this morning. Cut him a little slack, will you!

    Gee, bunch of whiny little bitches. LOL

  39. L.A.Girl says – reply to this
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    A Beaner Shower! My goodness, I didn't even think wetbacks washed their grimy slimy hands.

  40. Gabby says – reply to this
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    jAJAJAJ, QUE BUENO!!!

  41. AlbaFan says – reply to this
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    She's so pretty!

  42. I'm Done says – reply to this
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    Is it because you are in such a hurry to get any stupid tid bit out to the masses or your staff is just plain retarded?
    Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba held her baby showed on Sunday, and the biggest celebrity to come???

    THE WORD IS SHOWERED!!! Damn I'm so done with this stupid site. Gooodbye …

  43. S says – reply to this
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    Who gives a fuck?

    Maybe she actually invited her REAL friends, as opposed to desperately clinging onto celebrities for attention, Perez? Hint, hint…

  44. blah says – reply to this
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    TYPO PEREZ!!! lol… ummm i LOVE jessica alba.. and who cares what famous people turn up? its family that counts :)

  45. haaaaaaaaaa says – reply to this
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    Jess is having a girl to be named Honor. Ironic, no?

  46. puta says – reply to this
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    Que tiene que ver eso? Puedeser su babu shower y que no vaya ninguna famosa =S Hubiera ido tu. Puta estupida

  47. speedy gonzales hector says – reply to this
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    Poor hector, angry because he is a poor stupid wetback. Too bad for you! Go wash your employer's car you beaner.

  48. common sense says – reply to this
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    So what now, she's not cool enough because she chooses to celebrate her pregnancy and soon-to-be-newborn baby with real friends instead of holding some bullshit celebrity red carpet fest for assholes like you to critique, even though nothing she ever does will ever be good enough in your oh-so-crucial opinion. Aside from Paris Whoreton I think you're probably the most pathetic, superficial wannabe on the planet. I know it's a big climb, you fat queer, but it's for you to get over yourself.

  49. Kats says – reply to this
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    Perez, back off. Not everyone is culture crazy the way you are.
    I'm 100% Austrian…Mom and Dad are from Austria…and I was born here.

    Is it wrong for me to say I'm American? Is it wrong that I don't speak German?

    Leave her alone.

  50. Smelly says – reply to this
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    Learn to spell.

    She's never said not to call her Latina. That's just something you rave about because she won't give your obnoxious self the time of day.

  51. mrsknight says – reply to this
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    Perez,
    its ok that you hate alba….I hate her too. No big celebrity gifts for this bitch!

  52. Marky says – reply to this
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    Perez get over it - you're not Latino and she's not Latina since you were both born here. Maybe your parents are/were, but you're not. You're both Americans, like it or not.

  53. Lovely One says – reply to this
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    How does she know Kim K anyways…Kim just got known after the wack sex tape.

    Anyways, Jessica "Dont call me Latina" must be a real bitch if this chick was the only one to show up. Kim probably dont even care about the baby…she just wants a pic of her taken at Jessica's shower to give to OK Magazine. LOL. What a crock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  54. amber says – reply to this
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    i was confused when I first read this blog, but then I realized, "showed" = "shower" — You're awesome perez! I saw you on CNN this morning - you're so amazing! keep up the good work.

  55. Devi says – reply to this
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    She's probably to big a snob for other celebrities to attend her shower.

  56. Kaye says – reply to this
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    It's kind of sad that you have such a hate filled obsession with her just because she dissed you once. At least she's not a dirty, uggo, w h o r e like that witch nosed Paris Hilton, or an alcoholic like skanky Lohan and she wasn't doing drugs when she was pregnant like that uggo Nicole Ritchie.

    Back off her. Stress can be harmful to the baby, not to mention being pregnant isn't easy.

  57. alicia says – reply to this
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    Maybe she doesn't hang with the fake "Hoollywood Crowd".

  58. Alida says – reply to this
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    You called it Perez. She is sooo not excited about being pregnant.
    All you Perez - haters — Here's what I have to say to you — if you hate him so much — why are you on the website!

  59. stop the madness says – reply to this
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    Sorry to inform you PISSSerz, she did have her star studed shower….check out people.com

  60. she SUCKS says – reply to this
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    The most overrated woman in the world has turned into such a disgusting whale, I wonder if the insane overrating will keep going or if it'd stop with her massive weight gain. She looks BORING, and really, that's all she is. No talent, no interesting personality (she's an idiot and a really boring one), she's a complete hypocrite (always taking whore roles and appearing half naked flashing skin yet pretends she's a serious actress), her looks are average, sure, not ugly, but nothing you'd look at twice if you saw her walking down the street, only looks good when completely coated in gallons of professional makeup, photoshoped, airbrushed and with special effects going on. Sad Alba. At least before she was skinny, that's all she had really, skinny and incredibly overrated, now her body is like 5 times bigger than it used to be and she's such a chuby lady.

  61. Aimee says – reply to this
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    I don't particuarly like her, but why does she NEED "big" celebrities at her baby shower?

  62. Michelle says – reply to this
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    TO PEREZ: Do you even read your posts before you submit them? She had a baby showed? Do you mean SHOWER?
    It just seems recently this is happening more and more.

  63. Ashley says – reply to this
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    I love you to pieces Perez, but proofreading is your friend. Take it from a fellow journalist. Stay fabulous! xox

  64. Jennifer says – reply to this
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    Wearing black to a baby shower(especially your own!)– how depressing!! But then again, it's Jessica Alba and I seriously don't understand this chic!! For some reason (actually I think there are many) I just don't like her.
    Guess she can't even smile at her own baby shower. How sad.

  65. G. More says – reply to this
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    Who the f*** is Kim Kardashian??!!

    LOL

  66. proofread says – reply to this
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    It's 'baby shower' not 'baby showered' idiot!

  67. G. More says – reply to this
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    You could've corrected the typo by now Perez!

    Still, a good job.

  68. WHY DOES JESSICA ALBA HAVE A CAREER?! says – reply to this
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    WHY DO CELEBS THROW THEIR OWN SHOWERS? IT'S SO RIDICULOUSLY TACKY! JESSICA ALBA IS A JOKE OF AN ACRESSS - WHY WOULD ANY LEGIT CELEBS SHOW UP? SHE'D TARNISH THEIR IMAGE!!!

  69. SoWhat says – reply to this
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    Dear Perez,
    The pool of well known Latinos is unfortunately not big enough. Please don't use your fake powers of innuendo and illusion to muddy it and bring down one of your own. As you'd be the first to admit, Self hatred is truly disturbing.

  70. bad juju says – reply to this
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    I am half german/ half mexican…and I love it alll….I do not speak spanish (that well) either but I still am damn proud of the Mexican half of me - I don't speak german either - but am still proud of my heritage…she needs to lighten up about being Latina….it's awesome and we have some of the best food!

  71. Gab says – reply to this
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    Leave her alone, jackass. Not everyone can have fabulous D-lister friends like you. So you think your star is on the rise? All these media outlets are jumping on your bandwagon now because they still think you're some kind of pop culture novelty. Ha, that'll wear off fast. All this BEGGING for your readers to vote you into Time's 100 is just cheap. There are thousands of other people who truly deserve to be on that list. Famewhore!

  72. dumbass says – reply to this
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    The people who post in the comments section usually type as if they are uneducated, unitelligent, and possibly twelve. I think this is because people who have thought just a little about who they think they are talking to will realize it is just not worth it. I agree that perez is entertaining, but I also think that the further he gets on his climb to a-list, the worse his website gets. Posts on the site are full of not only spelling and punctuation errors, but also posted hours if not days after other people report the same thing. I just hope that he realizes his fame comes from this site, will begin regulating comments, and start appreciating the people who give him the money he faunts on "pereztv".

  73. jane says – reply to this
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    Um.. Gwen showed up for one. Kim Kardashian was not the biggest star to go.

  74. HMMMM says – reply to this
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    Not everyone in Hollywood is a celebrity whore like you are. Inviting celebrities to an event takes all the attention off of the mom to be and increases media attention. Maybe instead of calling her sad, she should be called smart.

  75. vic says – reply to this
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    I cant stand this cunt. I love the way "dont call me latina." after her name. Stupid beatch. I guess her kid will be 1/2 white and 1/2 american. Is that possible.

  76. jenni says – reply to this
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    You dont know * nothing PEREZ if you think the biggest star is/was Kim Kardashian……. Mmmm. one has to wonder about your bitterness…..
    Karma is a bitch dont you know.
    xoxoxoxox

  77. cjm says – reply to this
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    It was a baby shower, not a awards ceremony. Maybe, just maybe, most of her friends don't work in the industry. Maybe it was mainly family. Stop the hate Perez, you weren't there, were you?

  78. Pffft. says – reply to this
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    So why crucify her when her father immigrated at a time when racism was far worse (if that's possible looking at the comments on this page) and wanted his children to just fit in without being ridiculed, and so wanted them to speak English and be American? It was a thing to be proud of in the 60's and 70's, to come and BE American. This vendetta is wrong, and she IS being who she is. She was BORN here. Why come to the U.S. to wave your flag of another country? Adapt. Evolve. Grow. Belong. Her father did what he and most other immigrants thought was right and best for their kids at the time, as the parents were victims of some major racism upon arrival. I went to school at that time, so I know that for a fact. It was terrible. Mexicans tried to blend in. It's nice that you can be proud of your heritage NOW, and human rights have come a long way, but those critisizing her here are reverse bigots, and most of you hating your own are only showing your ignorance of how it was then. Pffft.

  79. i hate perez says – reply to this
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    maybe she has real friends and doesn't have to invite (or generally hang out with) those hollywood "stars", that invite each other to parties because they don't really have any friends

  80. Kathleen says – reply to this
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    Perez…Do you love Beagles? www.bunnyroobeagle.com -Rescue a Beagle!

  81. Yvette says – reply to this
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    Perez Has it all wrong. She really isnt That Latin.
    Her mother is White. Her father is Mexican American.
    She shouldn't had said what she said but I'm Puerto Rican and
    I dont consider her Latin at all.
    Also, Perez you being Gay and all, should know better than to Hate
    someone else just because of skin color, orientation, or culture.
    You're you hate her because she has color. SHAME ON YOU.
    Has nothing to do with her past comments.

  82. katy says – reply to this
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    Cause she should invite the people who are more famous, not her friends.

  83. Courtney says – reply to this
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    Perez be nice!! Jessica Alba is sweet and she is under a tremendous amount of stress being pregnant…just because she has a baby shower doesn't mean everyonne has to be famous…GET A CLUE!

  84. yvette says – reply to this
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    Today you have white french immigrants, white italian immigrants, white russian immigrants, etc. Why doesnt anyone critizes them for not speaking their granparents langue. Because of their skin color. Example, Look at perez skin color and look at Carmen Diaz. Why doesnt he post anything about her . Isnt she a closet Cuban. Well the color of her skin determined the kind of comments Perez would print.
    SHAME ON YOU!

  85. Queenie says – reply to this
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