Poor Baby Alba!
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Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba held her baby shower on Sunday, and the biggest celebrity to come???
Kim Kardashian!
Every other single star was busy?
The actress held the soiree at the Ever After Teahouse in Los Angeles, and at least she sorta smiled for the occassion!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: April 7, 2008 at 9:04 am


Hmmm don't you mean Baby Shower….first!
first!!!!!!!!!!!
You are sooooo mean to her!!! Be nice Perez! Be mean to that whore Angelina, she broke up more than one marriage. Or that whore Paris Hilton, no one likes her.
Everyone loves Jessica Alba
Who cares??? Shes overrated
kim k…haha
geez perez why do u hate her so much, i think she is a very beautiful young woman, who sets a good example to young women. Shes not like paris hilton who u love. She doesnt do anything wrong in the world. She gives to charities, and shes very down to earth. So just leave her alone and let her be.
Leave her alone!i like her, but do kinda feel sorry for her…But i'm alao so totallt in love with Stevie
STEVIE MY LOVE COME BACK TO ME OUR TIME TOGETHER WAS AMAZING!
Wahhhhhhhhh!!!!
BEE BOPP I MISS YOU
whatever perez you are so mean to her.
perez… you heinous fucker, stop harassing her, she's pretty and pregnant, two things that you want to be and never will
Perez!!
I just saw you on CNN.COM, and you were WONDERFUL!!! Great interview, your hair was too cute, and you really pulled it off. You're quite a trooper, and we love you so much!! We really do appreciate all your hard work that you do.
Anyways, great interview! 9 million hits a day?! Fan-fucking-tastic!
XXXOOO
Back on topic. jessica a? Who cares, so I'm not surprised no one came. LOL
1st yeah . i wonder how much money she will get for her baby pictures WHY IS SHE FAMOUS AGAIN
Maybe she invited her real friends. Lol.
I wouldnt let Kim Kardashian anywhere near my unborn or newborn baby. But then again, it's jessica alba…Not much going up there
nice !!!!!!!
ouch! oh well thats what she gets for being a bitch
jessica alba is the most beautiful person to ever grace this site.
maybe kim kardashian was the only celebrity that was invited. ever think about that? probably not.
she is wearing black like she is in mouring
another cazh cow…zhe muzt b lezz famouz 2 rezort like the rezt did
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Perez is jelous because no matter what he will never be accepted as latino by normal latino people, he jus a gay ass white boy who is accepted by Latino magazines run by white people. Jessica Alba is only half latina and is more latino looking than he will ever be, this is why he is a hater, hypocrite piece of garbage. Boycott this site.
She said it was her father who told her not to speak spanish or tell people that she was hispanic.
the interezt rate…wtc? ..our dollar already izn't worth nothing.
stop it.now
Perez you are MEAN!shes pregnant ffs,think about her a little wtf?!let her have her pregnancy in peace,dont stress her its not good for the baby!!
Re: Sixth Sense –
A song from Cheech and Chong old movie.
Mexican Americans
they sleep all day
they never work
they only eat and fart
mexican americans
they steal our jobs
they bring us drugs
they get deported back home.
Since wetbacks poop out little wetbacks every nine months, having showers can get pretty expensive. But with your family there to help you have your own personal wetback staff of dishwashers, servers, cooks, and clean up crew! How convenient for you wetbacks to save money that way. I am so jealous.
So basically nobody likes her? Doesn't she have any relatives or friends? No wonder she always looks so sad. Well that and getting knocked up to saver her relationship. I feel so sorry for her.
jessica alba sucks because she has a bad attitude and my ex boyfriend thought she was super hot so therefore i think she's a whore-bag.
Thats funny…..Kim kardashian..what a hoot..she's pretty though
mean
BABY SHOWED…..WAT AN IDIOT….THEY DO BABY SHOWED NOW..WAT IS A BABY SHOWED….THIS IS FOR ALL THE ENGLISH TEACHERS ON THIS SITE…TAKE OUT UR RULER AND POUN PEREZ ON HIS FINGERS…..HEHEHE
That bitch is Latina whether she likes it or not, just cause she doesn't speak Spanish means nada. That bitch is Latina and her offspring will be part Latin also. Look in a mirror bitch…YOU'RE LATINA!!
Catered by Taco Bell and Corona Beer no doubt. Classy!
HOW EMBARASSING!!!!
Re: Mexican Americans – I know you think youre funny, but Mexican AMERICANS would be the people of Mexican descent who are BORN in America and are citizens. Do you mean MEXICANS….from MEXICO?
So what if Perez had a typo!? Big deal. The man got up VERY early to do a live interview with CNN this morning. Cut him a little slack, will you!
Gee, bunch of whiny little bitches. LOL
A Beaner Shower! My goodness, I didn't even think wetbacks washed their grimy slimy hands.
jAJAJAJ, QUE BUENO!!!
She's so pretty!
Is it because you are in such a hurry to get any stupid tid bit out to the masses or your staff is just plain retarded?
Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba held her baby showed on Sunday, and the biggest celebrity to come???
THE WORD IS SHOWERED!!! Damn I'm so done with this stupid site. Gooodbye …
Who gives a fuck?
Maybe she actually invited her REAL friends, as opposed to desperately clinging onto celebrities for attention, Perez? Hint, hint…
TYPO PEREZ!!! lol… ummm i LOVE jessica alba.. and who cares what famous people turn up? its family that counts
Jess is having a girl to be named Honor. Ironic, no?
Que tiene que ver eso? Puedeser su babu shower y que no vaya ninguna famosa =S Hubiera ido tu. Puta estupida
Poor hector, angry because he is a poor stupid wetback. Too bad for you! Go wash your employer's car you beaner.
So what now, she's not cool enough because she chooses to celebrate her pregnancy and soon-to-be-newborn baby with real friends instead of holding some bullshit celebrity red carpet fest for assholes like you to critique, even though nothing she ever does will ever be good enough in your oh-so-crucial opinion. Aside from Paris Whoreton I think you're probably the most pathetic, superficial wannabe on the planet. I know it's a big climb, you fat queer, but it's for you to get over yourself.
Perez, back off. Not everyone is culture crazy the way you are.
I'm 100% Austrian…Mom and Dad are from Austria…and I was born here.
Is it wrong for me to say I'm American? Is it wrong that I don't speak German?
Leave her alone.
Learn to spell.
She's never said not to call her Latina. That's just something you rave about because she won't give your obnoxious self the time of day.
Perez,
its ok that you hate alba….I hate her too. No big celebrity gifts for this bitch!
Perez get over it - you're not Latino and she's not Latina since you were both born here. Maybe your parents are/were, but you're not. You're both Americans, like it or not.
How does she know Kim K anyways…Kim just got known after the wack sex tape.
Anyways, Jessica "Dont call me Latina" must be a real bitch if this chick was the only one to show up. Kim probably dont even care about the baby…she just wants a pic of her taken at Jessica's shower to give to OK Magazine. LOL. What a crock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i was confused when I first read this blog, but then I realized, "showed" = "shower" — You're awesome perez! I saw you on CNN this morning - you're so amazing! keep up the good work.
She's probably to big a snob for other celebrities to attend her shower.
It's kind of sad that you have such a hate filled obsession with her just because she dissed you once. At least she's not a dirty, uggo, w h o r e like that witch nosed Paris Hilton, or an alcoholic like skanky Lohan and she wasn't doing drugs when she was pregnant like that uggo Nicole Ritchie.
Back off her. Stress can be harmful to the baby, not to mention being pregnant isn't easy.
Maybe she doesn't hang with the fake "Hoollywood Crowd".
You called it Perez. She is sooo not excited about being pregnant.
All you Perez - haters — Here's what I have to say to you — if you hate him so much — why are you on the website!
Sorry to inform you PISSSerz, she did have her star studed shower….check out people.com
The most overrated woman in the world has turned into such a disgusting whale, I wonder if the insane overrating will keep going or if it'd stop with her massive weight gain. She looks BORING, and really, that's all she is. No talent, no interesting personality (she's an idiot and a really boring one), she's a complete hypocrite (always taking whore roles and appearing half naked flashing skin yet pretends she's a serious actress), her looks are average, sure, not ugly, but nothing you'd look at twice if you saw her walking down the street, only looks good when completely coated in gallons of professional makeup, photoshoped, airbrushed and with special effects going on. Sad Alba. At least before she was skinny, that's all she had really, skinny and incredibly overrated, now her body is like 5 times bigger than it used to be and she's such a chuby lady.
I don't particuarly like her, but why does she NEED "big" celebrities at her baby shower?
TO PEREZ: Do you even read your posts before you submit them? She had a baby showed? Do you mean SHOWER?
It just seems recently this is happening more and more.
I love you to pieces Perez, but proofreading is your friend. Take it from a fellow journalist. Stay fabulous! xox
Wearing black to a baby shower(especially your own!)– how depressing!! But then again, it's Jessica Alba and I seriously don't understand this chic!! For some reason (actually I think there are many) I just don't like her.
Guess she can't even smile at her own baby shower. How sad.
Who the f*** is Kim Kardashian??!!
LOL
It's 'baby shower' not 'baby showered' idiot!
You could've corrected the typo by now Perez!
Still, a good job.
WHY DO CELEBS THROW THEIR OWN SHOWERS? IT'S SO RIDICULOUSLY TACKY! JESSICA ALBA IS A JOKE OF AN ACRESSS - WHY WOULD ANY LEGIT CELEBS SHOW UP? SHE'D TARNISH THEIR IMAGE!!!
Dear Perez,
The pool of well known Latinos is unfortunately not big enough. Please don't use your fake powers of innuendo and illusion to muddy it and bring down one of your own. As you'd be the first to admit, Self hatred is truly disturbing.
I am half german/ half mexican…and I love it alll….I do not speak spanish (that well) either but I still am damn proud of the Mexican half of me - I don't speak german either - but am still proud of my heritage…she needs to lighten up about being Latina….it's awesome and we have some of the best food!
Leave her alone, jackass. Not everyone can have fabulous D-lister friends like you. So you think your star is on the rise? All these media outlets are jumping on your bandwagon now because they still think you're some kind of pop culture novelty. Ha, that'll wear off fast. All this BEGGING for your readers to vote you into Time's 100 is just cheap. There are thousands of other people who truly deserve to be on that list. Famewhore!
The people who post in the comments section usually type as if they are uneducated, unitelligent, and possibly twelve. I think this is because people who have thought just a little about who they think they are talking to will realize it is just not worth it. I agree that perez is entertaining, but I also think that the further he gets on his climb to a-list, the worse his website gets. Posts on the site are full of not only spelling and punctuation errors, but also posted hours if not days after other people report the same thing. I just hope that he realizes his fame comes from this site, will begin regulating comments, and start appreciating the people who give him the money he faunts on "pereztv".
Um.. Gwen showed up for one. Kim Kardashian was not the biggest star to go.
Not everyone in Hollywood is a celebrity whore like you are. Inviting celebrities to an event takes all the attention off of the mom to be and increases media attention. Maybe instead of calling her sad, she should be called smart.
I cant stand this cunt. I love the way "dont call me latina." after her name. Stupid beatch. I guess her kid will be 1/2 white and 1/2 american. Is that possible.
You dont know * nothing PEREZ if you think the biggest star is/was Kim Kardashian……. Mmmm. one has to wonder about your bitterness…..
Karma is a bitch dont you know.
xoxoxoxox
It was a baby shower, not a awards ceremony. Maybe, just maybe, most of her friends don't work in the industry. Maybe it was mainly family. Stop the hate Perez, you weren't there, were you?
So why crucify her when her father immigrated at a time when racism was far worse (if that's possible looking at the comments on this page) and wanted his children to just fit in without being ridiculed, and so wanted them to speak English and be American? It was a thing to be proud of in the 60's and 70's, to come and BE American. This vendetta is wrong, and she IS being who she is. She was BORN here. Why come to the U.S. to wave your flag of another country? Adapt. Evolve. Grow. Belong. Her father did what he and most other immigrants thought was right and best for their kids at the time, as the parents were victims of some major racism upon arrival. I went to school at that time, so I know that for a fact. It was terrible. Mexicans tried to blend in. It's nice that you can be proud of your heritage NOW, and human rights have come a long way, but those critisizing her here are reverse bigots, and most of you hating your own are only showing your ignorance of how it was then. Pffft.
maybe she has real friends and doesn't have to invite (or generally hang out with) those hollywood "stars", that invite each other to parties because they don't really have any friends
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Perez Has it all wrong. She really isnt That Latin.
Her mother is White. Her father is Mexican American.
She shouldn't had said what she said but I'm Puerto Rican and
I dont consider her Latin at all.
Also, Perez you being Gay and all, should know better than to Hate
someone else just because of skin color, orientation, or culture.
You're you hate her because she has color. SHAME ON YOU.
Has nothing to do with her past comments.
Cause she should invite the people who are more famous, not her friends.
Perez be nice!! Jessica Alba is sweet and she is under a tremendous amount of stress being pregnant…just because she has a baby shower doesn't mean everyonne has to be famous…GET A CLUE!
Today you have white french immigrants, white italian immigrants, white russian immigrants, etc. Why doesnt anyone critizes them for not speaking their granparents langue. Because of their skin color. Example, Look at perez skin color and look at Carmen Diaz. Why doesnt he post anything about her . Isnt she a closet Cuban. Well the color of her skin determined the kind of comments Perez would print.
SHAME ON YOU!