When Celebrities Blog
Kanyeizzle gives us a taste of his upcoming "Glow in the Dark" tour.
The rapper took to his blog to give us the following preview.
He says:
"I can't take it anymore. I have 2 show you guys a model of the stage. This is not a regular show. I tell people, hey, this show is gonna be crazy and they say, "I bet it is!", BUT THEY HAVE NO IDEA! People expect me to come with innovative stuff… I'm sure a lot of people expect some neon, lower east side, post everybody dressing like the 80's stuff or maybe the light up jacket from the Grammies, perhaps the robot girl and light spectacle they saw on Youtube from the European run. My friends….. NONE OF THE ABOVE!!! AN ENTIRELY NEW DESIGNED SET!!! ROBOT DESIGNED BY ACCLAIMED ARTIST CHRISTIAN COLON, CREATURE'S BY THE LEGENDARY JIM HENSON'S CREATURE SHOP, LIGHTING BY MARTIN PHILLIPS AND JOHN McGUIRE RESPONSIBLE FOR LAST YEARS FESTIVAL ANNIHILATOR, DAFT PUNK'S PYRAMID, POSSIBLY THE GREATEST LIGHT SHOW OF ALL TIME!! THANKS 2 PAUL, THOMAS AND GUYMAN FOR THE HOOK UP. SIDEBAR, MY SET DOES NOT HAVE A PYRAMID IN IT OR ANYWAY FEEL LIKE A BITE OF DAFT'S SHOW. WE'VE GOT HOLOGRAMS SHOT BY HYPE WILLIAMS!!!
SAM SPIELGAL, MIKE DEAN, JEFF BAXTER AND I HAVE SPENT A MONTH AND A HALF RE-ORCHESTRATING EVERY TRACK 2 FOLLOW A NARRATIVE. WE'VE LEARNED TO SURVIVE OFF OF 1 HOUR OF SLEEP A DAY!"
Back Stabbing
And They're Out!
Good grief. Isn't there anything better going on? Where's Britney?
cant wait for his concert!!!
THIS IS SHIT
Kanye's got an ego bigger that the grand canyon, but this tour sounds sick.
After reading that blog post, it's obvious he's been surviving off only 1 hour of sleep a day.
FIRST
1st?? or at least 5th?
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first!
sounds intense!
Jesus, lay off crack, Kanye!
woo
Kanye is so full of himself, i just want to take his ego and shove it up his ass seeing as where all of his words come from anyways
Yeah, I only come here for the Britney news now.
Where is it????
Jesus, Lay off crack Kanye!
I can't wait to see his show…Well the may reason is Rihanna. Umbrella bitches…later
FIRST hi perezzzzzzzzzy poo
your blogs are really boring lately
Kanye's ego is killing me. I want to kick him in the balls.
Why Perez?!
I did not want to see the stage. I see the kick off of his tour in Seattle next Wednesday. I am so excited, Seattle never gets any love like that-ever.
GAS LEAKS????
Thanks. Thanks.
-Peace
You know it's a slow news day when you publish crap like this and have nothing to say about your inflated self!
Mario is a fudge packer. Nah Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah Nah!!!!!!!!!!!
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kanye west is booooooooooring me. he is so good. the gift to us all. next!
Hello, The Greek Giant here chopping five lines of pure Bolivian cocaine on the balcony of my palatial estate and ordering Cabana Boy #3 to squeeze his five new oranges for my afternoon mimosas. This 'rapper' is not a celebrity, he is another impoverished American bum who is seeking attention but will only receive ridicule and a thorough beating when his next 'album' flops.
Meanwhile, you impoverished American losers will repeatedly call your 'source' for a $5 bag of cheap meth that he produced by squeezing two aspirin into his anus and defecating into a food processer. You must save your worthless US dollars so that you can upgrade to pure cocaine like me, The Greek Giant. That is all.
dear kanye, please take a nap, that will probably help your ego.
Re: $cientology is a SCAM, not a religion – Yes. YES. $cientologists need to smoke some weed.
wow… you think the caps lock signifies excitement or just anxiety with said hour of sleep.
kanye… relax man… you're pretty much the most innovative artist out now…
can't WAIT to see him in Calgary!!!
Perez, You SUCK ASS. Your saying this, but your no better, I can't beleive they gave you a show. Who the Hell do you think you are? A fat lazy pig who got rich/famous (bahright no one will know you in 10 years once society realized this stuff is absoloute trash… oh yeah, that's right, we won't… cuz we're human=retarded). YOu TARD, You got rich off making fun of OTHER RETARDS… which might just make you genious. Fuck.
P.S. CALGARY SUCKS ASS….
Re: $cientology is a SCAM, not a religion – Does this mean you're going to post this on EVERY post on this site until APRIL 12TH???
PLEASE GET A LIFE AN LEAVE US ALONE!!!
I AM SOO EXCITED TO GO!!!
Ney Ney,icole Bitchie and DJ Giles cannot wait for April 21st!!!! this concert is gonna blow our minds!!!!
sweet. kanyizzle muppetz! kanyuppets!
He writes almost as well as he makes music…
I'm going, i'm going….I CANNOT WAIT THIS SHOW IS GOING TO BE FUCKING AMAZING!!
ps. perez this news is old, the set design stuff leaked a few weeks ago!!
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I CAN'T WAIT
And I've got tickets to the L.A. show on April 21st!!!
wow
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how can he rip of daft punk's pyramid? i'm sure he has their permission but it's not his!
GREAT STUFF AT MALLTROPOLITAN.COM
WOW kayne way to be so INVENTIVE. not, keep continuing to rip stuff of the greatest artist of this age daft punk, keep it up you inventive person you are…not
I CANNOT WAIT FOR HIS TOUR TO COME TO MIAMI!!
That sounds as if it's going to be huge! I can't wait.
He has been assfucking Kanye for over 5 years now!!! Where's THAT STORY Perez? Once again, it is safe for anyone who is paying your rent to play gay in secret– but WHEN are you going to do a story on KANYE'S little brown cock that gets shoved into HYPE'S SLOBBERING slack-jawed mouth EVERY WEEK?
SOUNDS EVEN BETTER THAN EXPECTED,
ALTHOUGH LUPE WILL BE FUCKING AMAZING TOOOOOOOO!
HE SHOULD HOOKUP WITH HEATHER MILLS, CAN U IMAGINE THE CLASHES OF EGO.
kanye has a massive ego cos he CAN. Who else can think up of such amazingness as this?!?! Obvi he has help, but it's phenomenal and I CANNOT wait to see it in person! That show is going to be pure insanity - all four acts are super-fierce!
I AM GOING TO SEE IT ALL LIVE IN SEATTLE IN LIKE, A WEEK!!!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥FUCK YEAAAAAAH!!!!
No wonder tickets cost $100+
oh my god. will this cry baby porch monkey just die already. he sucks ass
seperated at birth:
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who cares???????????????
he's UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a douche
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… AND LACK OF SLEEP LEADS TO CRAZINESS … and not the good kind.
WHOA KANYE … EASE UP PAL… LOOKING FORWARD TO HARTFORD … DON'T HAVE A BREAKDOWN BITCH!!
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Nooooooo leave Daft Punk's pyramid to Daft Punk.
Who wants to listen to 'Good Life' with a crazy pyramid going off in the backround that was meant for electronic music.
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NO AMOUNT OF SPECIAL EFFECTS IS GOING TO MAKE HIS MUSIC TOLERABLE. HE IS ALL HYPE AND NO SUBSTANCE.
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You are Gay if you listen to Kayne West. So if you are gay it is fine, but if you are not and like him you are even GAYER THAN GAY!!! WTF His music blows..So does rap!
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It doesnt matter how much time he puts in to a stage show you cant hide the fact that the music is garbage..
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All rock stars need is a fuckin guitar and a mic to rock a show.
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Kayne go rip off some more music..loser
I'M SURPRISED THE BLOG DIDN'T SAY….."WAH WAH WAH…I DON'T WIN ENOUGH AWARDS..I KEEP GETTING DISSED ….WAH WAH WAH….MEANIE MEANIE MEANIE!!!
Re: HYPE WILLIAMS IS A FUCKING FAG!!!!!! –
this cracked me up!!! Hype and Kanye do seem a little obsessed with each other like NO ONE can direct Kanye's videos except HYPE. lololll. Perez won't care though, he probably wants to be in the middle of one of their sexcapades.
WOW
He actually gave credit to and named artitst responsible for his show!!!
My respect for him just shot way up!
SO STOKED! I'll be seeing you in Vancouver Kanye! Woo!
I CAN'T EFFIN WAIT!!! I got tickets for my best friends & I. We're going to FREAK the FUCK OUT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How cool?!?
Earth to Kanye - you're a footnote in music history. You aren't half as talented as you say you are. 30 years from now people will think as much of you as they think of Debbie Gibson or MC Hammer.
Hope you've got a good accountant.
You better have a great set to make up for the "music" which is complete shit. Maybe he could take the best pieces from sets of talented acts from the past and piece them together into a "new" set. When is this D-Bag's 15 minutes gonna be up? Oh, about five minutes ago? Good. See you on Celebrity Fit Club 2010, Kanye.
a b jus takin care a bitness nommmmmimsayin
PLEASE, STOP THE HATE CRIMES.
PLEASE, STOP THE HATE CRIMES.
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I LOVE YOU ALL.
seriously who the hell cares. kanye acts as if he is the only one that works in the world. he needs to get over himself. there are lot more people more talented than him.
In all honesty this is great. What other artist do you know that does stuff this intense for their shows? I'm going to Lollapalooza this summer and let me reassure you… this will probably be one of the best shows ever. Kanye won't let himself be embarrassed.
CALIFORNIA.
fuck yesssssss! cant wait to see him in san diego on 420 bitchesss!!!
How about those? KIIIIIIIINDA SUCKS.
My question is, what do the creature's own kanye? Does anyone know how to use an appostrophe- how about you Perez…if you are going to post such drivvle, at least teach the readers something that kanye obviously can't.
Also, show his picture so there is at least one pleasing aspect to the post.
Re: HYPE WILLIAMS IS A FUCKING FAG!!!!!! – Thank you, thank you, thank you for speaking the truth. Perez can't contain himself when it comes to outing every young, scared, white actor on the planet, but Kanyetta and the legion of other DL black rappers, led by Queen Diddy, are immune. Perez has no credibility.
Pfffffft. Planes falling out of the sky? Yeah, that really happened.
12.21.12
Re: 4 am wake up calls – No, yeah….no…those are equally horrific.
WHO CARES WHAT THIS NO TALENT HACK IS DOING!!!!!! HE IS A LAME "RAP" ARTIST AND A SUBURBAN RICH BLACK BOY WITH NO TALENT!!!!!! GET OVER YOURSELF YOU LOOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: chris liebhart – haha my sentiments exactly
…yes yes yes….we get it…Kanye is really really ridiculously cool…i mean….like…no one is cooler than Kanye…yes….we get it….glow on brother….glow on.
"WE'VE LEARNED TO SURVIVE OFF OF 1 HOUR OF SLEEP A DAY!"
Sure thing Bucko. Judging by his illiterate jabber, CAP LETTERS, and cliched tired rap delivery during his so-called performances, I would expect nothing less than 1 hour of sleep from this ass hat.
And what's up with this blog - it used to be funny but now it's crap. I hardly come anymore. Half the stuff you can read at CNN and the other half is about lame 'stars' and TV shitcoms.
PS: Stop withholding my post for shit's sake here it is again!
He is SOOOOO VAIN!
My goodness he really beleives he is ALL THAT doesnt he?
SAD. He is SOOOOO FUGLY!
awesome kanye, now when you become less of an arrogant asshole son of a bitch i'll care what you have to say.
you guys shut the hell up you know kanye is freaking good you have seen all his videos they are all pretty sick and unique. im stokedddddddd to see glow in the dark tour on 4/20!!!!!!!!!
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
YOU DO NOTHING BUT BITE DAFT PUNK YOU UNORIGINAL SHITBAG! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT? YOUR ENTIRE CD,PROMOTIONS, AND TOUR YOU TOTALLY USED ALL THEIR IDEAS…AND THIS IS NO DIFFERENT,
YOU STEAL PEOPLES MUSIC KAYNE!
YEP ITS ME AGAIN AND IM NOT GOING TO STOP SAYING IT! YOU JUST KEEP PROVING MORE AND MORE THAT YOU COPY AND STEAL ALL YOUR IDEAS! GET A LIFE!
He's Nuts
get ova urself kanye. and for the amount of money your ass makes 1 hr of sleep once in a while is worth every cent or is it not? no sympathy here.
PS. with all that money we all expect a big bang bitch!
OVERRATED!
wow, worse than rosie's blog. meth much?
I guess you would need a show that bog when your music lacks any and all substance.
Kanye will eventually OD on his own ego!
it makes me feel sick to know that i will naver see him preforming
cause hes is never gonna come 2 argentina
Perez when are you going to out this dumb tool? For fuck sake - everyone on the street knows Kanye takes it in the rear and his wife is nothing more than a beard. I think this douche needs a bit of reality - out his black ass!
When will this ignorant, talentless mouthbreathing retard go away? If I want to know the goings on of a useless sack of crap like this Ill turnon Katie Couric
Rips off Daft Punks song, now he rips off their stage and light show. Why does he think he is an innovator again?