Not Looking Good
Filed under: Film Flickers > Tom Cruise
The opening date for Tom Cruise's Hitler assassination movie, Valkyrie has changed……for a THIRD time.
The film was originally scheduled to hit the big screen on June 27th. It was then moved to October 3rd.
On Monday, the pic was once again pushed back - this time ’til February 13, 2009.
Why so many date changes?
Cuz the movie probably sucks, is the buzz!!!!
[Image via Getty Images.]
Posted: April 8, 2008 at 9:20 am
FIRSTY BITCHES
OH YEAH SUCK ON THAT PPL
I hope his movie bombs. Ukh I hate him. Who the hell likes him?
FIRST!!!! and yeah i'm so over tom
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UH YEA! It is going to suck. Love Tom cruises old movie but he is all but washed up. He needs to tend to his family.
We want to see katies new haircut, Perez!
Tom Cruise sucks _____. And I hate how his teeth are totally unaligned with his mouth. Maybe that's what happens from sucking too much salami.
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He looks shiny!
That is a terrible picture of him
it may be good. He was here in berlin filming it. My friend met his wife and his wife'S parents. She said they were all reallllllyy nice.
I hate him but I love Bryan Singer so I hope the film get relased soon.
Good god, could he look any more freaky??? He looks like an insect alien! YIKES! The movie is delayed because Tom Cruise has dug himself into a hole, he is not as nearly as popular as he used to be and the movie just probably sucks and the studio is trying to delay the inevitable BOMB!
I hope this movie flops. Don't support a man who supports a "religion" that enslaves kids and brainwashes.
………..HMMMM, FROM THE 'I'M-THE-HAPPIEST-GIRL-IN-THE-WHOLE-WIDE-WORLD' LOOK ON HIS FACE, THE FAT GUY BEHIND TOMASINA MUST HAVE POPPED A BONER AND IS LEANING REEEEEEALLY CLOSE TO TOM'S HERSHEY HIGHWAY!!!
………..WHY HAS "VALKYRIE" BEEN PUSHED BACK, AND WHY ARE STUDIO HEADS VERY NERVOUS???? THEY ARE AFRAID THAT THE CRAZY CLOSETED CULTIST COCKSUCKER HAS PRODUCED ANOTHER CINEMATIC ASSBOMB TO RIVAL "LIONS FOR LAMBS"….. NOT EVEN REDFORD AND STREEP COULD ADD ENOUGH CACHE TO THAT 'THRILLER' TO TAKE THE STINK OFF MS. CRUISE'S APPEARANCE IN IT. HE IS BOX OFFICE POISON AND ALWAYS WILL BE, AND THE SOONER HE IS GONE FROM THE STAGE THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE. EVEN HIS 'SURPRISE AND UNCREDITED' APPEARANCE IN STILLER'S UPCOMING MOVIE MAY SINK THAT SHIP, OR SOME WILL GO TO SEE THE FREAKISH MAKEUP HE WEARS, AND THE STELLAR, IF VULGAR, PERFORMANCE HE IS RUMORED TO HAVE GIVEN. IF THEY ARE SMART, THEY WILL KEEP HIS APPEARANCE "UNCREDITED"!
……….THE TINY POOF SHOULD GO ON BACK TO THE XENU WORLD OF SCIENTOLOGY AND MAKE HIS PRONOUNCEMENTS TO THE WORLD ABOUT HIS SUPERIOR ABILITIES OVER OTHER MERE MORTALS; AS LONG AS THE MONEY IS PAID IN TO THEIR COFFERS, THEY, AT LEAST, WILL CONTINUE TO STROKE HIS EGO….. THE REST OF THE WORLD SEEMS, THANKFULLY, TO HAVE GOTTEN OVER HIM.
…………AND…..GOD, THAT HUGE TOOTH JUST UNDER HIS NOSE. THAT IS REPUGNANT. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
would someone please give this man a hair cut!!!!… those bangs need to go. a man should not be wearing bangs like that. he needs to go to the salon with katie.
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THEIR TEETH
LOOK LIKE SHIT?
SOMEONE NEEDS
TO TELL HIS MOM
THAT TOO..SHE
MAKES ME WANT TO
PUKE WHEN SHE OPENS
HER MOUTH..BUY HER
SOME VINEERS, YOU
CHEAP ASSHOLE.
OH god! he is looking SOOO MUCH like his mum!
nobody has noticed it?
besos desde barcelona en españa perez!
DID ANYONE NOTICE THAT HIS 2 FRONT TEETH ARE OFF CENTER? HE LOOKS LIKE A FRIGGIN TARD WITH THAT FRONT RIGHT TOOTH IN THE CENTER OF HIS MOUTH!!!
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Didn't he get braces years ago? WTF happened? He needs to spend some more cash on his grill and get his mother some teeth at the same time. Remember that picture of her nightmare in her mouth about 4 months ago???
OMG, he looks like KENNETH THE PAGE in this picture!
He looks a lot like his mother. Perez you need to do a side by side comparison.
WTF? Perez!!! A WARNING should PRECEED any pictures of this scientolocult MEGAMANICAL MEGALOMANIAC FREAK!!! I almost wasted a good cup of cofee!!!
I'm sure it doesn't suck; they just wanted it to open for Valentine's Day weekend. I don't know about you, but my hubby and I just love to watch a good Nazi movie on V-Day; soooo romantic!
The cop in back of him has a WTH expression. How appropriate!!
I remember when Tom Cruise wasn't a crazy scientologist freak — TOP GUN days. What the hell happened to him now…………………… Good God. He just scares me now..
Speaking of his teeth, his caps are way off. Thats what happens when you shell out money to the church of scientology, but shell out 20 bucks to a cheap dentist……………………..!
I was sooooo shaken by this image that I made spelling errors in my previous posting!!! See Perez!!! You may have ruined by morning by not putting a warning with the image of this scientolocult asshole!!!
A few last words to Davey & Goliath——-F*CK you and your CULT!!!
BORN SP, LIVE SP, PROUD TO BE SP, DIE SP!!!
The reason it keeps getting pushed back is because they all know this movie is going to FAIL. How can they promote a movie with a cult leader as it's star?
Scientology is a cult, he is one of the top cult leaders. Their days of controling the free press and silencing thier critics is just about over, thanks to ANONYMOUS.
Walk with us this weekend to show your support against this cult. April 12th at your local cult of scientology office.
Re: TOM CRUISES FOR COCKS – gotta agree. little miss sunshine scientology seems to be so over. he cant carry any movie any longer and when he even appears in one it flops. i think he is crazy. poor katie and suri.
He is so FUGLY. I can't stand this little midget!
I was so shaken by the image of that scientolocultist that I misspelled a couple of words in my previous posting. Proof positive PEREZ that a WARNING must preceed any posting of his image!!!
Just a few words to Davey and Goliath, BORN SP, LIVE SP, PROUD TO BE SP, WILL DIE FOR SP!!!
TC's teeth are 'off' because he suffers from "Holoprosencephaly". Tom having 3 incisors and man breasts are also symptoms of this syndrome.
I hope this flop of a movie goes straight to video! No one wants to see insane cruise in uniform. We see enough of that on youtube at his cult meetings.
Boycott anything and everything scientology related!! Every time you pay money to see one of 'their' films, you are lining the pockets of this cult that rips families apart, and silences their critics.
Google: R2-45, disconnection, WhyAreTheyDead.N, Operation Snow White, etc…
Knowledge is free. Scientology is NOT.
Great job as usual Perez! For helping to spread the world. Anons support Perez! XXXOOOXXX
WILL THE SCIENTOLOGISTS ASSASINATE ME IF I SAY HE LOOKS LIKE A DWEEB. I HAVEN'T USED THAT WORD SINCE JUNIOR HIGH BUT IT IS THE FIRST WORD THAT POPPED INTO MY HEAD WHEN I SAW THAT PHOTO!!
His teeth are crooked because he suffers from suckingtoomuchcock. Ask Perez, he'll tell you! Perez, hes gotta be insult to your gays.
he's looking more and more like his mother. freaky.
I hope their daughter gets more of Katies looks. Imagine if it resembles its father and grandmother? OH MY! You'll have to send that child to therapy.. Oh wait.. Vitamins and exercise will cure her!
I saw the trailer and it looks awful and even worse, dull. No one can watch Tommy Girl without thinking of his awful antics. He is no longer an actor, he is playing make-believe like a 5 year old. Time to grow up Tommy Girl and retire.
Just like the old saying "The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away!" we can do the same thing with these shitty celebrities. Stop buying their CDs, going to their movies and buying products that they endorse and they, indeed, will have had their fame and fortune "taketh away". Just look at this hot mess Tomacina Fudgepacker. He's vile and self-absorbed and thought he was untouchable. He became confident that we would buy into anything he touched so he started showing his true colors. The public didn't bite and in turn shunned his crazy ass. Ever since, one by one, his movies flopped. Soon he will disappear. Let's continue to "taketh away" from celebs who don't deserve the fame and fortune. Are you reading this Lindsay, Paris, Avril, etc.?
wow. creepy picture
ring, ringggggggggggggggg…..hello? ah yeah, your career called. it wanted me to tell you, ITS OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BASED ON THIS PHOTO, I HEAR BY NOMINATE TOM CRIUSE:
************”THE NEW GREASY BEAR""*******************(with a cult of course)
Im boycotting anything to with this cult.Its probably a piece of crap anyhow
Re: anonymous supporter –
Trash or speak against the church that they will always get even? So, perez is going to get us killed by talking against them?
Hate him. I avoid his movies like the plague.
Doesn't he realize that him and that church looks like Hitler?
According to his red, puffy gums, big shot celeb doesnt floss his teeth. What?? He cant afford somebody to do that for him? Eww ga roooooossssss.
God, I just HATE gummy smiles
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Tom Cruise is the man. And the film is going to be great. And that's a fact. Losers.
maybe it's because he's batshit crazy
Tom "Princess Tiny Meat" needs to kiss her career buh-bye…the public at large is only interested in seeing him and his doe-eyed douche wife and spawn of hell child in "The Star" and on Perez Hilton. People are fed up with him and his traveling freak show and while gawking at him for free is entertaining, there's no need to pay to see his movies and therefore finance his evil cult. The only reason this stupid film was made in the first place was so he could try to win over the Germans so they'd let Scientology get its claws into them.
Why are Tom Cruise's teeth off centered!?!?!?!?!
Who has a front incisor directly under the nose tip? Those two teeth shoulc be centered. His gums are too shiny also and look like plastic. And what's wrong with his mother? If my son had $500+ million I'd be like "Hey, get me to the dentist pronto!"
Maybe it is strategic : I mean the national german day is on the 3rd October.
I try to be optimistic for Mr. Cruise …
HA HA HA HA….SERVES THE SUPREME CLOSET CASE SCIENTOLOTURD RIGHT. MOVIES RELEASED IN FEBRUARY INSTEAD OF IN THE FALL, IN TIME FOR SERIOUS ACADEMY AWARD CONSIDERATION ALWAYS SUCK THE ROYAL RAG. AND AS TOM IS THE UNCONTESTED KING OF SELF LOATHING HOMOSEXUALS THE RELEASE DATE SEEMS PERFECTLY APPROPRIATE TO ME .
Looks like the clams are starting to wake up and try to do damage control. LOL
Perez, like you said during your CNN interview yesterday, don't be afraid of the clams, you have GREAT lawyers. Keep on keeping on. Thank you for the TC article today. You know how we love to hate on him and his evil cult.
He's washed up. Stick a fork in him, because he's done.
How can someone once so hot become one SO FUGLY??? He's morphed into FUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TC's teeth are 'off' because he suffers from "Holoprosencephaly".
TC's teeth are 'off' because he suffers from "Holoprosencephaly".
TC's teeth are 'off' because he suffers from "Holoprosencephaly".
Dumbass. Hate him and he juss needs to come out of the closet
Re: Myriam C Webster – YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT, MYRIAM DEAR, ABOUT TOM'S AND HIS FELLOW SCIENTOLOTURD'S MOTIVATION FOR MAKING THIS APPARENTLY DISASTEROUSLY BAD FILM. BUT THE GERMANS ARE MUCH TOO SMART (ARE YOU LISTENING AMERICAN CONGRESS???) TO RECOGNIZE THEIR TOTALLY FUCKED UP CULT AS A VALID RELIGION, REGARDLESS OF THE SCIENTOLOTURD'S PATHETIC EFFORTS TO THE CONTRARY.
The red baron comes out soon,a film about a real hero and in the film i believe there was a canadian who give him a run for his money,this film is a load of bollocks,watch the red baron,hes a prick.
Excuse me, you inadvertently posted a picture of Tom's mother with your article. You must be more careful.
Titanic was pushed back half a dozen times and it was one of the highest grossing films of all time. The release date being moved does NOT mean it sucks. Anybody that believes that is an inbred moron. Ya, that's right…I'm talkin to you.
I'd rather do the guy in the background.
Re: iownuall – wow, iownuall, OSA let you on the internet! w00t!!!
Re: RADICAL QUEEN – RQ DAHLLIIINNG, WHAT A BRIGHT LIGHT YOU HAVE SHONE ON MY DREARY DAY! THE WEATHER HERE IS SO "I'M NOT A GIRL, NOT YET A WOMAN!" MEANING, THE FRIVOLITY OF SUMMER IS NOT UPON ME, MEANING THE POOL TO MY ESTATE IS STILL TOO CHILLY TO ENJOY AS THE TEMPS DROP TOO LOW DURING THE EVENING–AND YET THE DAYS ARE AS HOT AND HUMID AS AS HELL–WHERE PRINCESS TINY MEAT AND HER LONG-TIME LOVE DAVEY MISCARRIAGE WILL SURELY END UP! WHICH BRINGS ME TO THIS, DEAR: IT SEEMS ABUNDANTLY CLEAR THE PRINCESS AND DAVEY ARE BOTH BOTTOMS–DO YOU HAVE ANY THEORIES AS TO HOW THEY REACH THEIR, SHALL WE SAY, XENITHS???
#70….Titanic was still released in Dec..production and post production was plagued with delays and cost overruns….it was largest scale movie of at the time….no comparison to TC (beam me up Xenu!)'s new movie by any stretch. The only delays could be from the special effects required to make Tom Cruise seem human.
like "Lions for Lambs," this one ought to kill his career for good.
Wow. Those are some awesome veneers. Wonder how much they cost.
Not Exactly! He probably wants to be nominated for the Oscar, do the math!!!!!
Re: Tom Cruise –
Re: Tom Cruise – Oh, and Xenu has taken down all your names and will track your bitch asses down and nuke you. If you live near a volcano, you will be first.
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I just drove by this accident today and I KNEW, I KNEW I was the only one who could help. I mean, like, you know….he he he he he he he he he….. uh, you know. I just know, I KNOW. You must see the power of Scientology in ME???? uh, like, you know….he he he he he he he he he
EEEWWWW… THAT HAIRCUT LOOKS NASTY…. I REMEMBER WHEN HE USED TO LOOK GOOD…NOW HE JUST LOOKS LIKE WHITE TREEEEILR TRASH!
Tom's career is over. Nobody wants to see his movies because of his freaky personality and him being associated with Scientology. I think Tom should just step aside and leave the movie industry gracefully.
Re: I.Z. – That's what I did!
Won't be going to the dentist who capped that front tooth of Tom! Nasty!
I can't believe I used to rub one out to Tom Cruise back in the days of "Top Gun". He's such a tool. Thank God for Chase Crawford and Zac Efron.
tom psychotologist has one front tooth.
Looks like his movie, as well as his "religious" views, sucks!
I hope it tanks, Katie comes to her senses and somebody saves those poor children!
Yeah just saw a bit of the trailer… so awful i couldn't watch it all. Why the hell didn't he do a German accent? Isn't he meant to be an actor??! Not convincing as a German at all. He's just Tom Cruise saying lines.
Tom Cruise is awesome! The guy is going to be 46 this year and looks incredible and he keeps getting better looking with each passing year…I can't understand why he's so hated? you must all be incredibly jealous, or just have nothing better to do with your miserable tom hating lives!!
OF COURSE THE MOVIE SUCKS, TOM CRUISE IS IN IT!!!!!
OF COURSE THE MOVIE SUCKS, TOM CRUISE IS IN IT!!!!!
OF COURSE THE MOVIE SUCKS, TOM CRUISE IS IN IT!!!!!
OF COURSE THE MOVIE SUCKS, TOM CRUISE IS IN IT!!!!!
OF COURSE THE MOVIE SUCKS, TOM CRUISE IS IN IT!!!!!
Tom is still a nice looking guy but I wont pay to see anymore of his flicks. Its not his weird personal antics or religion….its the fact that he is one of the celebs who only shows up when he has something he is pimping. All the current "hot movie stars" and "A list folks" should take their que from George Clooney. He is always dressed well, is polite and charming to fans and even the paps. That guy knows who is buttering his bread.
now this is scaaarrryyy!!!!
Who smiles like that? (Outside of a loony bin, I mean.)
He's lookin pretty creepy……
That's all.
Perhaps Tom should find a new line of work. Some along the lines of selling veg-a-matics on late night cable.
Tom's intuition on what to do reminds me of the Seinfeld episode when George did just the opposite of his first inclination. Maybe Tom should try that. Hi BlueDsy.
eww! His chin's starting to look like kirstie Alley's. Are all culty clams fat?
Well hello yourself there "Toms One Front Tooth"!!!
LMFAO!!
Who goes there? Flash? Tiff? Fliff? DWE?
You caught me, I'm BlueDaisy. Hey IOwnUAll? We miss you on Tom IMDB board, where ya been? Getting too hard to defend your buddy Tom?
Support Anonymous! Come Join us on April 12 at a cult center near you! This months message: Operation Reconnect. We are anonymous. We are your family. We miss you. Come home.
Thank you Perez for the abililty to continue to spread the word against this horrific cult. Love you Perez!
They only push back release dates for garbage movies and movies released in February are generally regarded as the WORST of the year as it is right after awards season and right before summer releases. This movie probably blows more cock than Tom does!
Re: cathy – You are obviously a terribly nearsighted, fawning fool with the brain and perspicuity of a worm. tsk tsk
I'll bet if you ever had an original thought, it died of loneliness. : -P
feb 13,who ever is setting up the schedule it's nuts! who would want to watch this movie in the eve of the most romantic day of practically everyone. They should reschedule again.
Re: Thinking probably hurts your head! –
Yes, because like yourself, jumping on the Tom bashing wagon is so totally original..asshole!
Karma has hit Tom Cruise hard for the TV-weirdness he started with two years ago.
THE TEETH.
HAHAHAHA
The cop in the back is FAT.
EVERYONE TAKE NOTICE.
NOTICE IT.
NOTICE IT NOW.
FUCK YOU ALL WHO DON'T NOTICE THE COP IN THE BACK IS FAT.
HE'S FAT.
FATTY MCFAT FAT.
FATTTTTTTTT.
FAT.
HE IS FAT.
OMG
FAT
F A T
F.A.T.
NOTICE IT.
NOTICE IT NOW.
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeversi~
Whoa
Hitler??? WTF?
I hate his hair, he looks so freaking lame. I hope his movie bombs too. He is a freak.