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Not Looking Good

Filed under: Film Flickers > Tom Cruise

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The opening date for Tom Cruise's Hitler assassination movie, Valkyrie has changed……for a THIRD time.

The film was originally scheduled to hit the big screen on June 27th. It was then moved to October 3rd.

On Monday, the pic was once again pushed back - this time ’til February 13, 2009.

Why so many date changes?

Cuz the movie probably sucks, is the buzz!!!!

[Image via Getty Images.]



156 comments to “Not Looking Good”

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  1. MELLISA says – reply to this
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    FIRSTY BITCHES

  2. MELLISA says – reply to this
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    OH YEAH SUCK ON THAT PPL

  3. IHATETOM says – reply to this
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    I hope his movie bombs. Ukh I hate him. Who the hell likes him?

  4. cruise is crazy says – reply to this
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    FIRST!!!! and yeah i'm so over tom

  5. SFFHFGH says – reply to this
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    FGHFGHFH

  6. afdgfdhah says – reply to this
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    afhshsgh

  7. YO! says – reply to this
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    UH YEA! It is going to suck. Love Tom cruises old movie but he is all but washed up. He needs to tend to his family.
    We want to see katies new haircut, Perez!

  8. DB says – reply to this
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    Tom Cruise sucks _____. And I hate how his teeth are totally unaligned with his mouth. Maybe that's what happens from sucking too much salami.

  9. J-NGOLO says – reply to this
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  10. jo says – reply to this
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    He looks shiny!

  11. Ashley says – reply to this
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    That is a terrible picture of him

  12. jory says – reply to this
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    it may be good. He was here in berlin filming it. My friend met his wife and his wife'S parents. She said they were all reallllllyy nice.

  13. Mary says – reply to this
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    I hate him but I love Bryan Singer so I hope the film get relased soon.

  14. Snickers says – reply to this
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    Good god, could he look any more freaky??? He looks like an insect alien! YIKES! The movie is delayed because Tom Cruise has dug himself into a hole, he is not as nearly as popular as he used to be and the movie just probably sucks and the studio is trying to delay the inevitable BOMB!

  15. ss794 says – reply to this
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    I hope this movie flops. Don't support a man who supports a "religion" that enslaves kids and brainwashes.

  16. TOM CRUISES FOR COCKS says – reply to this
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    ………..HMMMM, FROM THE 'I'M-THE-HAPPIEST-GIRL-IN-THE-WHOLE-WIDE-WORLD' LOOK ON HIS FACE, THE FAT GUY BEHIND TOMASINA MUST HAVE POPPED A BONER AND IS LEANING REEEEEEALLY CLOSE TO TOM'S HERSHEY HIGHWAY!!!
    ………..WHY HAS "VALKYRIE" BEEN PUSHED BACK, AND WHY ARE STUDIO HEADS VERY NERVOUS???? THEY ARE AFRAID THAT THE CRAZY CLOSETED CULTIST COCKSUCKER HAS PRODUCED ANOTHER CINEMATIC ASSBOMB TO RIVAL "LIONS FOR LAMBS"….. NOT EVEN REDFORD AND STREEP COULD ADD ENOUGH CACHE TO THAT 'THRILLER' TO TAKE THE STINK OFF MS. CRUISE'S APPEARANCE IN IT. HE IS BOX OFFICE POISON AND ALWAYS WILL BE, AND THE SOONER HE IS GONE FROM THE STAGE THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE. EVEN HIS 'SURPRISE AND UNCREDITED' APPEARANCE IN STILLER'S UPCOMING MOVIE MAY SINK THAT SHIP, OR SOME WILL GO TO SEE THE FREAKISH MAKEUP HE WEARS, AND THE STELLAR, IF VULGAR, PERFORMANCE HE IS RUMORED TO HAVE GIVEN. IF THEY ARE SMART, THEY WILL KEEP HIS APPEARANCE "UNCREDITED"!
    ……….THE TINY POOF SHOULD GO ON BACK TO THE XENU WORLD OF SCIENTOLOGY AND MAKE HIS PRONOUNCEMENTS TO THE WORLD ABOUT HIS SUPERIOR ABILITIES OVER OTHER MERE MORTALS; AS LONG AS THE MONEY IS PAID IN TO THEIR COFFERS, THEY, AT LEAST, WILL CONTINUE TO STROKE HIS EGO….. THE REST OF THE WORLD SEEMS, THANKFULLY, TO HAVE GOTTEN OVER HIM.
    …………AND…..GOD, THAT HUGE TOOTH JUST UNDER HIS NOSE. THAT IS REPUGNANT. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  17. MariFukkinSunshine says – reply to this
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    would someone please give this man a hair cut!!!!… those bangs need to go. a man should not be wearing bangs like that. he needs to go to the salon with katie.

  18. tvbobo says – reply to this
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    www.healthwy.cn
    www.healthwy.cn
    www.healthwy.cn

  19. WHO THE FUCK SMILES THAT BIG WHEN says – reply to this
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    THEIR TEETH
    LOOK LIKE SHIT?
    SOMEONE NEEDS
    TO TELL HIS MOM
    THAT TOO..SHE
    MAKES ME WANT TO
    PUKE WHEN SHE OPENS
    HER MOUTH..BUY HER
    SOME VINEERS, YOU
    CHEAP ASSHOLE.

  20. martita barcelona says – reply to this
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    OH god! he is looking SOOO MUCH like his mum!
    nobody has noticed it?
    besos desde barcelona en españa perez!

  21. klm says – reply to this
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    DID ANYONE NOTICE THAT HIS 2 FRONT TEETH ARE OFF CENTER? HE LOOKS LIKE A FRIGGIN TARD WITH THAT FRONT RIGHT TOOTH IN THE CENTER OF HIS MOUTH!!!
    ..
    ..
    Didn't he get braces years ago? WTF happened? He needs to spend some more cash on his grill and get his mother some teeth at the same time. Remember that picture of her nightmare in her mouth about 4 months ago???

  22. Alex says – reply to this
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    OMG, he looks like KENNETH THE PAGE in this picture!

  23. shellie says – reply to this
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    He looks a lot like his mother. Perez you need to do a side by side comparison.

  24. PROUD TO BE SP says – reply to this
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    WTF? Perez!!! A WARNING should PRECEED any pictures of this scientolocult MEGAMANICAL MEGALOMANIAC FREAK!!! I almost wasted a good cup of cofee!!!

  25. Jean Genie says – reply to this
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    I'm sure it doesn't suck; they just wanted it to open for Valentine's Day weekend. I don't know about you, but my hubby and I just love to watch a good Nazi movie on V-Day; soooo romantic!

  26. aaaaaaaaaaaaa says – reply to this
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    The cop in back of him has a WTH expression. How appropriate!! :)

  27. AC says – reply to this
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    I remember when Tom Cruise wasn't a crazy scientologist freak — TOP GUN days. What the hell happened to him now…………………… Good God. He just scares me now..

    Speaking of his teeth, his caps are way off. Thats what happens when you shell out money to the church of scientology, but shell out 20 bucks to a cheap dentist……………………..!

  28. PROUD TO BE SP says – reply to this
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    I was sooooo shaken by this image that I made spelling errors in my previous posting!!! See Perez!!! You may have ruined by morning by not putting a warning with the image of this scientolocult asshole!!!
    A few last words to Davey & Goliath——-F*CK you and your CULT!!!
    BORN SP, LIVE SP, PROUD TO BE SP, DIE SP!!!

  29. anonymous supporter says – reply to this
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    The reason it keeps getting pushed back is because they all know this movie is going to FAIL. How can they promote a movie with a cult leader as it's star?

    Scientology is a cult, he is one of the top cult leaders. Their days of controling the free press and silencing thier critics is just about over, thanks to ANONYMOUS.

    Walk with us this weekend to show your support against this cult. April 12th at your local cult of scientology office.

  30. blowinsmoke says – reply to this
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    Re: TOM CRUISES FOR COCKS – gotta agree. little miss sunshine scientology seems to be so over. he cant carry any movie any longer and when he even appears in one it flops. i think he is crazy. poor katie and suri.

  31. Janie says – reply to this
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    He is so FUGLY. I can't stand this little midget!

  32. PROUD TO BE SP says – reply to this
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    I was so shaken by the image of that scientolocultist that I misspelled a couple of words in my previous posting. Proof positive PEREZ that a WARNING must preceed any posting of his image!!!
    Just a few words to Davey and Goliath, BORN SP, LIVE SP, PROUD TO BE SP, WILL DIE FOR SP!!!

  33. anonymous supporter says – reply to this
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    TC's teeth are 'off' because he suffers from "Holoprosencephaly". Tom having 3 incisors and man breasts are also symptoms of this syndrome.

    I hope this flop of a movie goes straight to video! No one wants to see insane cruise in uniform. We see enough of that on youtube at his cult meetings.

    Boycott anything and everything scientology related!! Every time you pay money to see one of 'their' films, you are lining the pockets of this cult that rips families apart, and silences their critics.
    Google: R2-45, disconnection, WhyAreTheyDead.N, Operation Snow White, etc…

    Knowledge is free. Scientology is NOT.

    Great job as usual Perez! For helping to spread the world. Anons support Perez! XXXOOOXXX

  34. fjfjglkdjfgldfkjglfdkjgalskjdgs says – reply to this
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    WILL THE SCIENTOLOGISTS ASSASINATE ME IF I SAY HE LOOKS LIKE A DWEEB. I HAVEN'T USED THAT WORD SINCE JUNIOR HIGH BUT IT IS THE FIRST WORD THAT POPPED INTO MY HEAD WHEN I SAW THAT PHOTO!!

  35. YO says – reply to this
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    His teeth are crooked because he suffers from suckingtoomuchcock. Ask Perez, he'll tell you! Perez, hes gotta be insult to your gays.

  36. yoyo says – reply to this
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    he's looking more and more like his mother. freaky.

  37. CruiseIsAFlamer says – reply to this
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    I hope their daughter gets more of Katies looks. Imagine if it resembles its father and grandmother? OH MY! You'll have to send that child to therapy.. Oh wait.. Vitamins and exercise will cure her!

  38. lucy bowels says – reply to this
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    I saw the trailer and it looks awful and even worse, dull. No one can watch Tommy Girl without thinking of his awful antics. He is no longer an actor, he is playing make-believe like a 5 year old. Time to grow up Tommy Girl and retire.

  39. booshdag says – reply to this
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    Just like the old saying "The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away!" we can do the same thing with these shitty celebrities. Stop buying their CDs, going to their movies and buying products that they endorse and they, indeed, will have had their fame and fortune "taketh away". Just look at this hot mess Tomacina Fudgepacker. He's vile and self-absorbed and thought he was untouchable. He became confident that we would buy into anything he touched so he started showing his true colors. The public didn't bite and in turn shunned his crazy ass. Ever since, one by one, his movies flopped. Soon he will disappear. Let's continue to "taketh away" from celebs who don't deserve the fame and fortune. Are you reading this Lindsay, Paris, Avril, etc.?

  40. Rach says – reply to this
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    wow. creepy picture

  41. lorenawoods says – reply to this
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    ring, ringggggggggggggggg…..hello? ah yeah, your career called. it wanted me to tell you, ITS OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  42. PAGING EXXON says – reply to this
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    BASED ON THIS PHOTO, I HEAR BY NOMINATE TOM CRIUSE:
    ************”THE NEW GREASY BEAR""*******************(with a cult of course)

  43. Not A Problem says – reply to this
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    Im boycotting anything to with this cult.Its probably a piece of crap anyhow

  44. I read that and so it means if I says – reply to this
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    Re: anonymous supporter
    Trash or speak against the church that they will always get even? So, perez is going to get us killed by talking against them?

  45. IL Chic says – reply to this
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    Hate him. I avoid his movies like the plague.

  46. He's is so effed up says – reply to this
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    Doesn't he realize that him and that church looks like Hitler?

  47. chi says – reply to this
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    According to his red, puffy gums, big shot celeb doesnt floss his teeth. What?? He cant afford somebody to do that for him? Eww ga roooooossssss.

  48. V says – reply to this
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    God, I just HATE gummy smiles :o (

  49. Tom Cruise says – reply to this
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    Tom Cruise is the man. And the film is going to be great. And that's a fact. Losers.

  50. lisa says – reply to this
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    maybe it's because he's batshit crazy

  51. Myriam C Webster says – reply to this
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    Tom "Princess Tiny Meat" needs to kiss her career buh-bye…the public at large is only interested in seeing him and his doe-eyed douche wife and spawn of hell child in "The Star" and on Perez Hilton. People are fed up with him and his traveling freak show and while gawking at him for free is entertaining, there's no need to pay to see his movies and therefore finance his evil cult. The only reason this stupid film was made in the first place was so he could try to win over the Germans so they'd let Scientology get its claws into them.

  52. FUCKUFATTY says – reply to this
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    Why are Tom Cruise's teeth off centered!?!?!?!?!

  53. So Many Questions... says – reply to this
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    Who has a front incisor directly under the nose tip? Those two teeth shoulc be centered. His gums are too shiny also and look like plastic. And what's wrong with his mother? If my son had $500+ million I'd be like "Hey, get me to the dentist pronto!"

  54. snoopy says – reply to this
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    Maybe it is strategic : I mean the national german day is on the 3rd October.
    I try to be optimistic for Mr. Cruise …

  55. RADICAL QUEEN says – reply to this
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    HA HA HA HA….SERVES THE SUPREME CLOSET CASE SCIENTOLOTURD RIGHT. MOVIES RELEASED IN FEBRUARY INSTEAD OF IN THE FALL, IN TIME FOR SERIOUS ACADEMY AWARD CONSIDERATION ALWAYS SUCK THE ROYAL RAG. AND AS TOM IS THE UNCONTESTED KING OF SELF LOATHING HOMOSEXUALS THE RELEASE DATE SEEMS PERFECTLY APPROPRIATE TO ME .

  56. anonymous supporter says – reply to this
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    Looks like the clams are starting to wake up and try to do damage control. LOL

    Perez, like you said during your CNN interview yesterday, don't be afraid of the clams, you have GREAT lawyers. Keep on keeping on. Thank you for the TC article today. You know how we love to hate on him and his evil cult.

    He's washed up. Stick a fork in him, because he's done.

  57. Amos says – reply to this
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    How can someone once so hot become one SO FUGLY??? He's morphed into FUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  58. Another floozy says – reply to this
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    TC's teeth are 'off' because he suffers from "Holoprosencephaly".

    TC's teeth are 'off' because he suffers from "Holoprosencephaly".

    TC's teeth are 'off' because he suffers from "Holoprosencephaly".

  59. Cruise is a fag!! says – reply to this
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    Dumbass. Hate him and he juss needs to come out of the closet

  60. RADICAL QUEEN says – reply to this
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    Re: Myriam C Webster – YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT, MYRIAM DEAR, ABOUT TOM'S AND HIS FELLOW SCIENTOLOTURD'S MOTIVATION FOR MAKING THIS APPARENTLY DISASTEROUSLY BAD FILM. BUT THE GERMANS ARE MUCH TOO SMART (ARE YOU LISTENING AMERICAN CONGRESS???) TO RECOGNIZE THEIR TOTALLY FUCKED UP CULT AS A VALID RELIGION, REGARDLESS OF THE SCIENTOLOTURD'S PATHETIC EFFORTS TO THE CONTRARY.

  61. ROB says – reply to this
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    The red baron comes out soon,a film about a real hero and in the film i believe there was a canadian who give him a run for his money,this film is a load of bollocks,watch the red baron,hes a prick.

  62. Adolph says – reply to this
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    Excuse me, you inadvertently posted a picture of Tom's mother with your article. You must be more careful.

  63. iownuall says – reply to this
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    Titanic was pushed back half a dozen times and it was one of the highest grossing films of all time. The release date being moved does NOT mean it sucks. Anybody that believes that is an inbred moron. Ya, that's right…I'm talkin to you.

  64. JayCee says – reply to this
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    I'd rather do the guy in the background.

  65. sks says – reply to this
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    Re: iownuall – wow, iownuall, OSA let you on the internet! w00t!!!

  66. Myriam C Webster says – reply to this
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    Re: RADICAL QUEEN – RQ DAHLLIIINNG, WHAT A BRIGHT LIGHT YOU HAVE SHONE ON MY DREARY DAY! THE WEATHER HERE IS SO "I'M NOT A GIRL, NOT YET A WOMAN!" MEANING, THE FRIVOLITY OF SUMMER IS NOT UPON ME, MEANING THE POOL TO MY ESTATE IS STILL TOO CHILLY TO ENJOY AS THE TEMPS DROP TOO LOW DURING THE EVENING–AND YET THE DAYS ARE AS HOT AND HUMID AS AS HELL–WHERE PRINCESS TINY MEAT AND HER LONG-TIME LOVE DAVEY MISCARRIAGE WILL SURELY END UP! WHICH BRINGS ME TO THIS, DEAR: IT SEEMS ABUNDANTLY CLEAR THE PRINCESS AND DAVEY ARE BOTH BOTTOMS–DO YOU HAVE ANY THEORIES AS TO HOW THEY REACH THEIR, SHALL WE SAY, XENITHS???

  67. You don't own me says – reply to this
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    #70….Titanic was still released in Dec..production and post production was plagued with delays and cost overruns….it was largest scale movie of at the time….no comparison to TC (beam me up Xenu!)'s new movie by any stretch. The only delays could be from the special effects required to make Tom Cruise seem human.

  68. Heywood Jablowmee says – reply to this
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    like "Lions for Lambs," this one ought to kill his career for good.

  69. caroaber says – reply to this
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    Wow. Those are some awesome veneers. Wonder how much they cost.

  70. Alexis says – reply to this
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    Not Exactly! He probably wants to be nominated for the Oscar, do the math!!!!!

  71. LMFAO TOO FUNNY says – reply to this
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    Re: Tom Cruise
    Re: Tom Cruise – Oh, and Xenu has taken down all your names and will track your bitch asses down and nuke you. If you live near a volcano, you will be first.
    ……………………………………………………………………………………….
    I just drove by this accident today and I KNEW, I KNEW I was the only one who could help. I mean, like, you know….he he he he he he he he he….. uh, you know. I just know, I KNOW. You must see the power of Scientology in ME???? uh, like, you know….he he he he he he he he he

  72. HE BECAME SO UUUUGLY!!!! says – reply to this
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    EEEWWWW… THAT HAIRCUT LOOKS NASTY…. I REMEMBER WHEN HE USED TO LOOK GOOD…NOW HE JUST LOOKS LIKE WHITE TREEEEILR TRASH!

  73. I.Z. says – reply to this
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    Tom's career is over. Nobody wants to see his movies because of his freaky personality and him being associated with Scientology. I think Tom should just step aside and leave the movie industry gracefully.

  74. Lucille Ball says – reply to this
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    Re: I.Z. – That's what I did!

  75. G. says – reply to this
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    Won't be going to the dentist who capped that front tooth of Tom! Nasty!

  76. Big, thick one says –