Not Looking Good

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The opening date for Tom Cruise's Hitler assassination movie, Valkyrie has changed……for a THIRD time.

The film was originally scheduled to hit the big screen on June 27th. It was then moved to October 3rd.

On Monday, the pic was once again pushed back - this time ’til February 13, 2009.

Why so many date changes?

Cuz the movie probably sucks, is the buzz!!!!

[Image via Getty Images.]

Posted: Apr 8, 2008 at 9:20 am / Email this »

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Ya'll is... says – reply to this

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OBESE.

Ya'll are obese cows!!!
Rene says – reply to this

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Whomever though this guys is good looking now or ever needs to get their eyes checked. He's a freaky lookin' dude.
RADICAL QUEEN says – reply to this

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Re: Myriam C Webster – DILDOS AND BUTT PLUGS DEAR…LOTS AND LOTS OF EXTREMELY LARGE DILDOS AND BUTT PLUGS ! AND I'VE HEARD FROM RELIABLE SOURCES (MISS REVOLTA HAS SUCH A BIG MOUTH) THAT PRINCESS TINY MEAT AND DAVEY ARE PARTICULARILY FOND OF A 24 INCH SUPER FAT DOUBLE HEADED DILDO THAT THEY CAN USE IN TANDEM WHILE CHEST BANGING THEIR MUTUAL SALUTE TO DEARLY DEPARTED L. RON HIMSELF.
cass says – reply to this

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He use to be amazing…wth happen to him?!
That scientology(idc if i spelled it wrong) shit really messed him up.
He even screwed up poor katie.
SURI IS NEXT!!! aw poor lil girl!
Myriam C Webster says – reply to this

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Re: RADICAL QUEEN – RQ SWEETIE, OF COURSE YOU'RE RIGHT AS RAIN–AS USUAL. I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU TO DE-FROST MY BRAINFREEZE. IF IT HAD BEEN A SNAKE IT WOULD HAVE BIT ME! OOH, SPEAKING OF WHICH WE MUST DO LUNCH AGAIN REAL SOON–I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW YOU MY NEW PYTHON MAUD FRIZON PUMPS. LET'S SIT INSIDE THIS TIME. I COULD HARDLY CONCENTRATE ON OUR DISHING WITH ALL THE GAWKING FROM THE "LITTLE PEOPLE" ON THE SIDEWALK.
Lord Xenu's pleasure machine says – reply to this

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Tom Cruise's days in the sun are ended. He has become the "Gollum" of the entertainment world, a once normal man twisted and deformed by avarice and pride into a weird creature that avoids the sun.
Alice says – reply to this

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This movie is going to bomb no matter when the movie is released. The subject matter is not something a lot of people are interested in. The February release date shows that the studio isn't behind it and has no confidence in the movie. February is a dead month. Movies get dumped there because the studios don't think it will make money. In June it was going to be released with summer blockbusters. In October it could have been setup for Oscar nominations.
Holy Mary says – reply to this

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Lol don't worry, all Tom's movies are huge hits, especially the last ones, MI:III and WOTW, Lions doesn't count, it's a political movie starring redford and streep who always flops; Tom got a small part in it but godammit he rocks in it!
He walk of Paramount for a bigger deal don't forget:
Sumner Redstone: "I Want to Be Friends with Tom Cruise again"

"I haven't talked with him recently," Redstone. " I look forward to seeing him again. He's a great, great actor –one of the best. He was a great friend. And I look forward to being his friend again."
But Redstone told PEOPLE on Thursday he was "surprised" by the way his comments were interpreted.
"I didn't know anything was going to be so explosive," he said. "What happened was, I just gave an interview to the Wall Street Journal. In the course of it, they asked me what was going on. I said, you know, he would no longer be in the lot. They treated that like I was firing him. I didn't fire him! I had nothing to do with it. But they treated it explosively. And I didn't like it."
Three months after his split from Paramount, Cruise signed a deal with MGM to resurrect the United Artists movie studio – and, of course, got married in a Italian ceremony.
he said: "They do, . I'm happy for their happiness."
RADICAL QUEEN says – reply to this

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Re: Myriam C Webster – ABSOLUTELY MYRIAM…HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE RUSSIAN TEA ROOM ? I'VE A NEW DIOR ENSEMBLE I'M DYING TO SHOW YOU…BLACK JACKET TOP AND MATCHING BLACK CIGARETTE PANTS WITH AN ABSOLUTELY STUNNING ZEBRA PRINT TRENCH COAT TO WARD OFF ANY LATE SPRING CHILL IN THE AIR. WHEN I TRIED IT ON FOR DIOR'S DESIGNER, JOHN GALLIANO, HE TOLD ME HE'D HAD ME IN MIND WHEN HE DESIGNED IT. OF COURSE I'LL BE WEARING SOME HOT MINOLO STILLETOS AS JOHN'S NEW FOOTWEAR REQUIRES BALLET TRAINING TO MAINTAIN BALANCE…AND AS YOU KNOW…I WAS ALWAYS MORE OF A DISCO GIRL AS OPPOSED TO A BALLERINA !
BABY HAY SEUSS says – reply to this

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Re: Holy Mary – AHHH HOLY MARY…I SEE YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER BUNG HOLE SUCKING SCIENTOLOTURD LOVIN IDIOT…OF COURSE THERE'S VERY FEW OF YOU LEFT THESE DAYS. AND I'M CERTAIN THAT HAS PRINCESS TINY MEAT WORRIED. AND GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT YOU IGNORANT TWAT….MI: III WAS CONSIDERED A MAJOR DISSAPOINTMENT IN THE INDUSTRY….SO YOU MAY NOT WANT TO FACE IT BITCH…IT'S HARD TO TELL YOUR POST IS SO POORLY WRITTEN….BUT YOUR HERO TOMMY THE CLOSET QUEER SCIENTOLOTURD IS WASHED UP IN SHOW BUSINESS !!!!! AND I KNOW BECAUSE I KNOW EVERYTHING…HA HA HA HA !!!!!
Daryl says – reply to this

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Man…is it me or does Tom Cruise just get creepier and creepier…
Myriam C Webster says – reply to this

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Re: RADICAL QUEEN – TREASURE, YOU MUST BE A MINDREADER TOO IN ADDITION TO ALL YOUR OTHER TALENTS. HOW'S THURSDAY? WOULD YOU MIND TERRIBLY MEETING ME AT CARTIER FIRST? IT'S JUST AROUND THE BLOCK AND I NEED TO PICK UP AN EMERALD NECKLACE I HAD REPAIRED (BROKEN CLASP!) AS IT WILL GO SO BEAUTIFULLY WITH THE CHARMING STRAPLESS OSCAR DE LA RENTA "BUBBLE DRESS" I'LL BE WEARING–WITH HIS FAMOUS "ZIG ZAG" HIGH HEELED SANDALS. YOU REMEMBER MITSUBISHI, MY HEAD OF SECURITY? OF COURSE, HE'LL BE WITH US–WELL ON THE STREET BUT NATURALLY HE WON'T BE SITTING WITH US AT TABLE. HE'LL BE AT THE BAR OF COURSE AND HAS SWORN TO KEEP HIS DRINKING DOWN TO JUST TWELVE SHOTS OF STOLI, THE SWEET LAMB. AND DARLING I THOUGHT I'D TREAT, SINCE I'M IMPOSING ON YOU TO ACCOMPANY ME ON MY ERRAND TO CARTIER. I THOUGHT WE'D START WITH THE "CZAR'S PALACE TASTING" OF BLACK CAVIAR, AS WELL AS THE STEAMED MANILA CLAMS, AND I'LL BE HAVING THE RUSSIAN KING CRAB SALAD FOR THE MAIN COURSE. AND PLEASE…RSVP. THAT'S REMEMBER TO STAY VIVACIOUS POPPET! WINK. WINK.
Andy Warhola says – reply to this

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Re: Holy Mary – Blah Blah Blah. Gee whiz, get help.
Pierce says – reply to this

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His face looks like he might have been stung by some bees?!?!?!
Emma P says – reply to this

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Re Myriam C Webster and Radical Queen I just had to remark on your comments darlings!!! Highly, highly entertaining and extremely well written. You have my admiration and I really hope in real life you are getting paid for your (writing) abilities!!!!
Myriam C Webster says – reply to this

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Re: Emma P – WELL BLESS YOUR HEART, SWEET P–AREN'T YOU A DEAR!?!
Taytay says – reply to this

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LOL…Straight to DVD!!!!!! That would be FUCKALICIOUS to see this little evil DWARF go down!!
smellcat says – reply to this

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Tom and Kenneth from 30 Rock were seperated at birth!
Pearl says – reply to this

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Weird and ugly, he is in desperate need of a nose job!
Slick Willey says – reply to this

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Becasue Tommy is a DICK. The little Nazi dink. How come he still has his Nzai hair. Is that chruch(sick) he belong too, coming out with some Nazi works.
Nina says – reply to this

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The dates keep changing cuz his hair is fugly. Seriously Tom, what's up with the rug?
Anna says – reply to this

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2 reasons why this film will bomb:

a) *YAWN* Another war movie
b) (Even if there are people interested in war movie pt. 290340) It's historically incorrect
nelson says – reply to this

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He looks bad for Tom Cruise. I usually am attracted to him.
Amanda says – reply to this

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Well, for those here who don't know, the film industry always releases it's worst movies in Jan and Feb. So it must be pretty bad.
Hate Propaganda Against Well-Intentioned Artists says – reply to this

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The hate propaganda continues against artists who try and make a difference in this world. Let's put it this way… If you attack Tom Cruise because of his stance against the child drugging industry then you are as inhumane as those "doctors" who do it themselves. This hate campaign is about 1 thing. It's all about the billions in profits for "doctors", pharmaceutical companies and those media outlets who have a vested interest in the drugging industry. Make no mistake about it. This is what it's all really about. Which side of the fight are you on?
Hate Propaganda Against Well-Intentioned Artists says – reply to this

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The hate propaganda continues against artists who try and make a difference in this world. Let's put it this way… If you attack Tom Cruise because of his stance against the child drugging industry then you are as inhumane as those "doctors" who do it themselves. This hate campaign is about 1 thing. It's all about the billions in profits for "doctors", pharmaceutical companies and those media outlets who have a vested interest in the drugging industry. Make no mistake about it. This is what it's all really about. Which side of the fight are you on??
Liss says – reply to this

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Do scientologists always become UGLY people (inside AND out) the longer they stay in the cult?
Birds of a Feather says – reply to this

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Anonymous has been implicated and is being watched by the FBI because of their cyber-terrorist actions, because they've threatened to blow-up sports stadiums and posts anti-Semitic rants on children's websites among other vile and horrilble things. If Anonymous really believed in what they're doing then why do they wear masks like the KKK did?
truth says – reply to this

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he looks llike an alien, are we not sure he is not a robot?I am so sick of him,If LRH does exsist TAKE HIM NOW
i'm hotter than horseface says – reply to this

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He doesn't have a top lip…so he shouldn't smile so adamantly. Like looking at Mr. Ed's gums…ugh. Delusional.
RADICAL QUEEN says – reply to this

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Re: Emma P – EMMA DAHLING !!!! IT'S SO DIVNE KNOWING PEREZ HAS A FEW READERS LIKE YOURSELF WITH GOOD TASTE AND A REFINED SENSE OF HUMOR, AS MOST OF HIS MINIONS ARE UNSOPHISTICATED CLODS. AND WHILE I HAVE NO IDEA IF MY GOOD CHUM MYRIAM HAS EVER BEEN PAID FOR HER WRITTEN OBSERVATIONS, I MOST CERTAINLY HAVE…AND DAMN WELL TOO…THANK YOU VERY MUCH ! OF COURSE I USE A PSEUDONYM AS A LADY WOULD NEVER STOOP TO VULGAR "SIN"SATIONALIZED JOURNALISM. ONCE AGAIN EMMA YOUR A TRUE JEWEL AND I HOPE TO ENCOUNTER YOU AGAIN SOON.
RADICAL QUEEN says – reply to this

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Re: Hate Propaganda Against Well-Intentioned Artists – DAHHHLING….PLEASE TELL ME….WHICH DISPICABLE SCIENTOLOTURD CENTER DID YOU SIT DOWN AT AND POST THIS DRIBBLE FROM ???HMMMMMM?????
RADICAL QUEEN says – reply to this

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Re: Myriam C Webster – WHY MYRIAM…I'M TRULY AMAZED…I SAW THAT DRESS IN OSCAR'S SHOWROOM AND I SWEAR I TOLD HIM IT SCREAMED TO BE WORN BY MISS MYRIAM C WEBSTER…AND NOW YOU'LL BE WEARING IT…I'LL BET MR DE LARENTA BURNED UP THE PHONE LINES INVITING YOU OVER TO SEE HIS CREATION….AND YOUR EMERALDS WILL LOOK ABSOLUTELY STUNNING WITH IT. AND DAHLING I'M POSITIVELY GASPING WITH ANTICIPATION OF OUR LUNCHEON AT THE TEA ROOM. YOU KNOW WHAT A CAVIAR LOVING QUEEN I AM….ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE PAYING DEAR…LOL !!!!
JohnnyDo says – reply to this

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Serious Question: Do people actually think this midgit is attractive? Seriously! Or is it some scientology brainwash/subliminal messaging thing? Perez, would you put it in his butt?
GOOD ONE says – reply to this

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Re: TOM CRUISES FOR COCKS – Ha ha ha ha! You wrote up a good one.
Sarah says – reply to this

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what is with those glasses?
hasn't he caused himself enough humiliation for one lifetime?
Linda says – reply to this

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He is a small mustache away from looking like H….
daytripper says – reply to this

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Why is this guy famous? He's such a jerk wanker!
Somebody dig a hole and throw him in it!
allyk says – reply to this

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wow he is not looking good at all, and he has done lost his mind!!!
I've a theory... :) says – reply to this

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Re: Myriam C Webster –
About "reaching their zeniths," I bet they stand side-by-side and watch themselves in the mirror:
Tom: "I'm the best, bitch… look, look, LOOK! watch me do THIS!"
(jerk whack squeeze)
David: "Wow, Tommy, you're the star… but can you do THIS?"
(squeeze whack jerk)
BWEEZY says – reply to this

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WOOF!! He looks all clammy&wax made.Old clammy wax with a dollop of bloat.
Which side am I ON??? says – reply to this

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Re: Hate Propaganda Against Well-Intentioned Artists –
Good lord, are you ever miseducated…
I am on the side of:
PEOPLE FIGHTING AGAINST BIG MONEY-MONGERING CORPORATIONS THAT WORSHIP HITLER AND USE THE HARD-EARNED CASH OF THEIR "RECRUITS" TO MAKE THEMSELVES RICHER AND MORE POPULAR.
And further:
About the psychological drugs, while I do not condone forcing drugs on people who don't need them, there are many drugs out there which help people… ie., those who have schitzophrenia-based disorders, epilepsy, and such.
The most intriguing bit of info that YOU need to acknowledge:
Scientology refuses these treatments, yes, but - and pay attention here - PART OF THEIR RECRUITMENT INVOLVES "Psychological analysis tests" AND "Rundown" therapy…
They use the same fucking shit, man! They simply don't want their "recruits" to discover that they are psychologically fucking with people's heads.
And, they don't want their "recruits" using psych meds because these medications affect the brain chemistry that THEY intend to mess with!
(They've done the science, they KNOW how to induce psychosis, and natch, so they fight against the very doctors who TREAT psychosis!)
DO THE RESEARCH, AND GET A GRIP!
Myriam C Webster says – reply to this

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#147–I LOVE it!!! Of course the MAGNIFYING mirror, which Princess Tiny Meat and Diminuitive Dave must use in order to see their puny puds is only about 12 inches off the ground, since they're bare-ass naked and have removed their custom alligator loafers with the elevator lifts.
MY DENTURES ARE BETTER THAN TOMS!!!! says – reply to this

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OMG…HIS TEETH ARE SO HIDEOUS…I LIVE JUST AT THE MIDDLE CLASS LINE AND I HAVE MORE REALISTIC LOOKING TEETH THAN HE DOES…
TOM..GO TO THE DENTURIST AND GET THAT SHIT FIXED..OR JUST GO AWAY
GOOD LUCK KATIE…YOUR BOTH HASBEENS.
MY DENTURES ARE BETTER THAN TOMS!!!! says – reply to this

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OMG…HIS TEETH ARE SO HIDEOUS…I LIVE JUST AT THE MIDDLE CLASS LINE AND I HAVE MORE REALISTIC LOOKING TEETH THAN HE DOES…
TOM..GO TO THE DENTURIST AND GET THAT SHIT FIXED..OR JUST GO AWAY
GOOD LUCK KATIE…YOUR BOTH HASBEENS.
ALSO YOU'D THINK HE WOULD LOOK AT A PICTURE AND NOTICE THE GLARE FROM THE ACRYLIC….GENIUS
Emma P says – reply to this

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Re: RADICAL QUEEN Im really glad to chat once more. Of course a lady always uses a pseudonym on these sites. So many trolls out there. I do also and am constantly channeling my inner Emma Peele. I expect you know who I mean!!!! Your lunch date sounds fab. With your exqusite discriptive abilities I have no problem at all seeing the details. I also feel you are bang on with your observations about TomTom. Sad, really. I am looking forward to reading other observations on other equally obnoxious celbs by you and your wonderfully expressive friend. I think dear Perez would be pleased to see literate observations on his site. Till next time!!!
RADICAL QUEEN says – reply to this

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Re: Emma P – FROM THIS POINT ON EMMA MY DEAR, I SHALL ENVISION YOU AS DIANA RIGG.
boogiewoogiebugleboy says – reply to this

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Re: Birds of a Feather – LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!
SCIENTOLOGY MOCKED UP THREATS AGAINST THEMSELVES AND THE FBI KNOW IT. THEY MADE A VIDEO TRYING TO BE ANONYMOUS BUT ITS BEEN PROVED FAKE. SCIENTOLOGY HAVE PEVERTED THE COURSE OF JUSTICE…. HAHAHA…. FOOTBULLET!
bugg says – reply to this

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Re: Birds of a Feather – LIAR LIAR> SCIENTOLOGY HAVE PERVERTED THE COURSE OF JUSTICE AND THE FBI KNOW IT. THEY MOCKED UP THREATS AGAINST THEMSELVES.
Sonia says – reply to this

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HE IS FAKE….and just a big toy in the hand of "certain people" …our little Tomy
Thanks, Julie! says – reply to this

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Re: Julie –
That sure was an interesting read… I've passed it on to a few associates who are still convinced this TRAVESTY of a cult is a "religion."
GET EDUCATED, PEOPLE.
ALIEN RACE says – reply to this

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EVEN IF SCIENTOLOGISTS BELIEVED THAT WE CAME FROM AN ALIEN RACE, ISN'T THAT BETTER THAN THINKING THAT WHEN WE DIE WE LIVED IN A GATED COMMUNITY IN THE SKY, OR THAT WE BECOME A BUG, OR THAT WE CAME FROM ONE-CELLED AMEOBAS, OR THAT THE WORLD IS 6000 YEARS OLD, OR THAT THERE A SEVERAL POWERFUL GODS OUT THERE PULLING THE STRINGS, OR THAT WE'RE INTELLIGENT HAIRLESS MONKEYS, OR THAT A SINGLE GOD CONTROLS EVERYTHING IN OUR LIVES? FUCK MAN, LEAVE TOM CRUISE ALONE. HIS BELIEFS DON'T SEEM SO CRAZY TO ME.
Take it one step further, please. says – reply to this

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Re: ALIEN RACE –
Yes, what you said…. believing in something that makes no logical sense, MAKES NO LOGICAL SENSE. I agree.
HOWEVER… believing that the world should "eliminate" (ie., kill, maim, harm, destroy, SUPPRESS, etc…) all of those humans who DISAGREE with their beliefs is just plain ignorant and unevolved. And I'm aware that, unfortunately, almost ALL religions have been guilty of this.
We are all supposed to have "Freedom of religion." It is indeed a beautiful phrase, as it gives one the ability to CHOOSE their religion and their beliefs, but "freedom of religion" should also give one the freedom to UNCHOOSE their religion.
And this is where Scientology falls off the map, and becomes a CULT:
Those who choose to leave Scientology are ridiculed, framed, harmed (either in reputation or physically) - and THIS is wrong, plain and simple.
There is an explicit difference between "religion" and "cult."
YOU need to explore this difference, and educate yourself.
Signed,
a "humanist."
brit says – reply to this

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HE NEEDS TO COME BACK AND PLAY LESTAT IN TALES OF A BODY THIEF
Paranoid Much says – reply to this

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Re: Take it one step further, please. – So if Tom Cruise left his church then they would harass then murder him and his family your saying? Are you really that paranoid of things you don't understand? I'd hate to live in your little world my friend. When you decide to wake up to reality that not everyone is out to get you, come join the rest of us out here.
Nope, aren't you? says – reply to this

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Re: Paranoid Much –
Brother, I ain't paranoid… I've spent the better part of the last 40+ years studying various religions vs. cults., including extensive internal studies done by the FBI. And if you were to do some research yourself, you would see that there is indeed a valid difference between most of today's religions and cults.
And yes, there have been those who have attempted to leave Scientology and have suffered as a result.
In fact, laughably, it is the Scientologists who are paranoid. They refuse to let anyone near them who is deemed a "suppressive person." And in Clearwater, they are RIDICULOUSLY paranoid; hiding from visitors and taking photos of anyone they don't trust.
Buddy, I am a part of this world, and you've got it backwards.

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