This Takes Work

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The new Queen of Fug!

It takes a concerted effort to look this bad, y'all.

Mushy Fartone meticulously put together this outfit to look as horridious as possible.

She did it on purpose! That's the only explanation, right????

The drunk-driving former TV actress was spotted pAArtying it up with recovering addict Lindsay Lohan at a local L.A. bar on Monday night.

We're sure those two were engaging in nice, clean, WHOLESOME fun.

Uh huh!

[Image by Charlie Bonilla via Buzz Foto.]

    Posted: Apr 8, 2008 at 6:20 pm / Email this  »

    99 comments to “This Takes Work”

    1. Cole says – reply to this


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      I actually like it….

    2. B says – reply to this


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      Aw M, you used to be so cute.

    3. sophie says – reply to this


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      not that bad!

    4. diana says – reply to this


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      what is she wearing?

    5. Cole says – reply to this


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      AND I WAS FIRST

    6. lori says – reply to this


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      ew.

    7. mario says – reply to this


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      i love britney

    8. stones says – reply to this


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      first

    9. kl says – reply to this


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      4th?

    10. roxas says – reply to this


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      FUGLY HO! HI AMY LOOOOK! ROFLLLL

    11. w5 says – reply to this


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      6

    12. roar says – reply to this


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      WHAT A FUGLY GIRL. SHE HAS NO TALENT!
      WHAT A FUGLY GIRL. SHE HAS NO TALENT!
      WHAT A FUGLY GIRL. SHE HAS NO TALENT!
      WHAT A FUGLY GIRL. SHE HAS NO TALENT!
      WHAT A FUGLY GIRL. SHE HAS NO TALENT!
      WHAT A FUGLY GIRL. SHE HAS NO TALENT!
      WHAT A FUGLY GIRL. SHE HAS NO TALENT!
      WHAT A FUGLY GIRL. SHE HAS NO TALENT!
      WHAT A FUGLY GIRL. SHE HAS NO TALENT!

    13. Bathog says – reply to this


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      I'd try to have sex with her.
      multiple tries.

    14. LILY says – reply to this


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      FUGLEY!

    15. k says – reply to this


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      first

    16. yo says – reply to this


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      1st

    17. GOD says – reply to this


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      Blech.

    18. Tara says – reply to this


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      Harsh

    19. alisha h says – reply to this


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      oh wow

    20. bri says – reply to this


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      what in the crap happened to her

    21. val says – reply to this


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      soooooooooooooooooo ugly

    22. blah says – reply to this


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      first

    23. jessica says – reply to this


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      1st

    24. sammm says – reply to this


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      fugly

    25. Karilynn says – reply to this


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      yikes.

    26. ulirac says – reply to this


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      she totally looks high too

    27. CAlly says – reply to this


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      ,
      She's getting awfully FAT, isn't she???
      ,
      Perhaps she should lay off the booze!!!!

    28. jess says – reply to this


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      I love the coat. It would be ok without the ugliest hat in the world on her head.

    29. tt says – reply to this


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      Mischa is beautiful and Perez is jealous, plain and simple

    30. FIRST says – reply to this


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      yuck!

    31. Cole says – reply to this


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      it's not her best outfit ever, but I like it.

    32. sunny_cali says – reply to this


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      tranny alert……thats what you call a hot mess…..She should buy a plain ticket to USEToBEHOT island…….knowone will miss her. I know this because I already asked my co workers and they don't even know who the fuck the bitch is…lol….i crack myself up…..anywho…We LOVE YOU PEREZ…

    33. ew says – reply to this


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      Looks like the outfit we buried my NaNa in……back in '74!

    34. Jessica says – reply to this


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      first?

    35. hater says – reply to this


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      if agyness dean wore this, you would praise it. stop hating on mischa

    36. IAN says – reply to this


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      #1, #5: Congratulations!! :)

    37. mega says – reply to this


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      sandals with a winter coat…just about as bad as you can get. But top it off with a n animal skin hat? really wrong.

    38. Elsie says – reply to this


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      Mushy's starting to look like that girl in high school that had the pretty face but carried an extra 40 lbs. How sad.

    39. jillian says – reply to this


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      Geez Perez…Take a pill! I've seen far worse on other "celebrities"!

    40. Laura says – reply to this


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      umm no.
      the hat is a bit much but i say she pulls it. why would you waste a post on calling this outfit bad when its mediocre or even fine?

    41. Amy says – reply to this


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      Wow..If you hadn't posted the picture of her, I could have sworn that you were talking about that fucking retared Hilton slut.

    42. KAAT says – reply to this


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      whoooo 50

    43. erthica says – reply to this


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      #Lions and tigers and bears…ooo-ah#

    44. ellen says – reply to this


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      wow that is one HIDEOUS outfit

    45. carmine says – reply to this


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      oh, please, it's just an ugly coat.

    46. Emma Chamberlain New Zealand says – reply to this


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      shes flying down hill strait into ugly street that girl

    47. laura says – reply to this


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      hope its not real fur!!!!!!

    48. The what? says – reply to this


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      SOMEONE ANSWER THAT.

    49. anieoniemous says – reply to this


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      OMG!! She looks like a lion / tiger for god sakes!!! UGLY!! wat was she thinking!!! god she must have been drunk when she put that on!!

    50. jk says – reply to this


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      good lord… what a mess.

    51. B says – reply to this


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      This is what happends when you get dressed stoned….. you think that she could afford good clothing.

    52. honey says – reply to this


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      Damn she used to be so gorgeous what the fuck happened to marissa cooper?

    53. blah says – reply to this


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      whats with the winter jacket and sandals?

    54. Elena says – reply to this


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      Okay, so she looks like shit but Agyness Deyn looks "fierce"? Give me a break!

    55. Hilairy says – reply to this


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      Crack back whore couture

    56. MT says – reply to this


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      This is one of her better looks.

    57. sugarpuss says – reply to this


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      It's 70'S Blaxploitation detective, Christi Love…FREEZE MUTHAFUCKA!!!

    58. Mina says – reply to this


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      Sandals and a winter coat????

    59. kathy says – reply to this


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      Honestly, its not that bad. How about posting the gossip, not your redicule

    60. animallover says – reply to this


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      ok can u stop wearing the dead fur please.

    61. yourmom says – reply to this


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      why does she look like Pete Doherty???

    62. sofia says – reply to this


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      i cant believe some people think this outfit looks "fine"

      maybe she got high with her stylist?
      although that wouldnt be an excuse either, amy winehouse is constantly wasted and is still stylish

    63. Alys says – reply to this


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      was it the gladiator sandals thaat made this bad? I thought every gal had galdiator sandals!!

    64. sadi says – reply to this


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      shes still hot though.

      ly p :P

      sadi.x

    65. the mirror exist!!! says – reply to this


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      she doesnt have a fucking mirror!!!!!!! or maybe she is blind a cause of the drug ……………….because that outfit is HORRIBLE

    66. Katrina says – reply to this


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      OH GOD NO Jesus sandals with a leopard printed hat?

    67. PETA says – reply to this


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      Is that real fur? Where's PETA when you need them to throw blood at her?

    68. Hore says – reply to this


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      Her feet says summer, her bodice says winter!

    69. donna says – reply to this


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      I think she's really pretty but she looks awful here

    70. sarah says – reply to this


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      ugly except for the gladiator sandals. i recently bought a pair and i love them. trust me you will see them a lot here soon.

    71. San Francisco hates Beijing says – reply to this


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      That fur is so FUGLY!!!!!! She looks worse than Jennifer Lopez.
      Yuck!!!!!!

    72. PETE DOPERTY says – reply to this


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      I GAVE HER THOSE STYLING TIPS!!! FUCK OFF

    73. YUK says – reply to this


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      her legs are fucking ugly and thick like sausages! GROSS

    74. jessica says – reply to this


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      it's not that bad! i've seen soooo soooo much worse! At least she matches.. the only horrible thing about it really is the hat.

    75. Rainbowcat says – reply to this


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      Am I the only person who thinks MB's legs are heavy and shapeless? I have seen a bazillion pics of her, and her legs always look huge compared to the rest of her. She has a gorgeous face, though. This picture is kinda tragic, though: what is she going for, fashionwise? She's just all over the map. And that boho chic thing is just - - - booooooooooorringgggggggg!

    76. ker says – reply to this


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      .
      .
      .HELL TO THE NO!
      .
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      but if she lost the hat and the fur, and i think it would look OK…right?

    77. Kim says – reply to this


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      She's trying to be Bebe Buell, but she's not and never will be.

      I doubt any readers here even know who Bebe Buell is.

    78. Carnie Wilson says – reply to this


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      She looks fat….not just club legged…F-A-T.

    79. delite says – reply to this


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      she's whacked out of her mind !!!

    80. Dedra says – reply to this


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      p.s.
      i live in northern Canada. and i KNOW that sandals DO NOT go with an fur inlined coat, even if you live in cali. or nyc. bad mischa! learn to dress for the weather ppl!!!!!!!

    81. JohnnyDo says – reply to this


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      I would def. kick this crack whore out of bed… I would rather have WINO give me a BJ than deal with this mess of a kid.

    82. Alisa says – reply to this


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      I thought that was Susan Sarandon at first glance!

    83. perez says – reply to this


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      i hope neither one of them works again. both rae drug addicts and are not recovering.

    84. hannah says – reply to this


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      hideous hideous hideous.
      PEREZ!!when are you going to mention how fat she's gotten??

    85. catherine says – reply to this


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      man her legs have gotten chunky

    86. Rochelle says – reply to this


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      Is she still even relevant? Wasn't she some sort of actress like, a million years ago?

      Anyway, ain't aging well. Must be all the booze and drugs and the dating of greasy, spoiled, big balled pigs.

    87. Juffie says – reply to this


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      Mischa used to be so cute and now she looks shitty and like one of Charlie Manson's dirty, smelly, psychotic, murderous hippie chicks…..

      Seriously, this girl is a has-been so no suprise she's kicking it with Lindsa, another has-been desperately trying to keep her name in the biz.

    88. please says – reply to this


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      Mischa, please give some of your pounds to RBils. She needs them

    89. daytripper says – reply to this


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      What the fuck is wrong with you Perez, she looks HOT!

    90. otti says – reply to this


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      Who weras a fur coat with sanadls?? Its either warm or cold, make up your mind!!

    91. otti says – reply to this


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      Oh I forgot to say, Micha is VERY PRETTY - I disagree with Perez. He must be jelaus !

    92. Emily says – reply to this


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      All I can say is Mischa you are looking bobo….

    93. reality says – reply to this


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      The outfit is ok. Much better than that Agyness girl.
      She's starting to look like a skinny fat girl. Cankles.

    94. jen-jen says – reply to this


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      Maybe she was drunk-dressing

    95. BLECHHHHHHHHHHHH. says – reply to this


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      Was she stoned BEFORE or AFTER she got dressed?
      Next winter I'm gonna wear MY suede coat with sandals. :D

    96. NoElleNo- she's loojking mighty chunky says – reply to this


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      Damn- them thighs is bout to bust up outta there! She can't be doing any "substances" she's too thick. A bigger pair of jeans would work…the rest is not so bad. At least it's not Lohan Leggings Inc.

    97. Meiko says – reply to this


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      I feel so bad for her now.
      She used to look real cute, but now…

      … dear Lord. ._.

    98. Kiwigirl says – reply to this


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      YOU PEREZ ! sure thats a bad outfit but you ONLY pick on Mischa because big foot paris hates her…you would suck the shit out of Paris's ass if she asked you to!

    99. lai says – reply to this


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      WTF IS SHES COLD OR HOT? i couldnt even understand her style omg thats sooo bad she should call her designers friends to do something in hurryyy!!