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Perez is gonna be on NBC's Last Call with Carson Daly tonight, at the hellaciously late hour of 1:30 A.M.

Set your TiVos!

    Posted: Apr 8, 2008 at 2:50 pm / Email this  »

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    1. samanthq says – reply to this


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      perezzz

    2. DADDY says – reply to this


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      YOU SUCK

    3. Christina C. says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

    4. peter says – reply to this


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      oh i'll make sure to watch nooooooot

      why would i want to watch that fag on tv

    5. Christina C. says – reply to this


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      4th!

    6. tesss says – reply to this


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      first

    7. Alicia says – reply to this


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      that looks like a napoleon dynamite drawing (of trisha). wicked!

    8. Allyson says – reply to this


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      That drawing looks like Perez and Benecio Del Toro's baby.

    9. firrrrrrrrst says – reply to this


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      firstttttttttttttttttttttttt i'll be watching!!!!!!!!

    10. Cam says – reply to this


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      That is a terrible drawing of you….you are waaaaay better looking. It looks like a serial killer that's on the loose. BTW I loved the article about you in the NEW TIMES (Miami) last week.

      Love you!!!!!!

    11. rach says – reply to this


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      You are WAY cuter than this pic perez

    12. Meghan says – reply to this


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      That's a horrible drawing, he looks like a mob hitman! I don;t like Carson, probably won't watch that…

    13. RK says – reply to this


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      Re: rach – I agree. You don't look yourself in this pic

    14. asdf says – reply to this


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      W00T

    15. how gay says – reply to this


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      ugg, who drew that?

    16. Megan says – reply to this


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      oh my Gawd perez that drawing is AWFUL!

    17. jewel says – reply to this


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      LEAVE PEREZ ALONE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
      WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, dont forget to move to CANADA where all the oil is bitches..too bad usa is going into a recession BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

    18. buhbye! says – reply to this


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      the police sketch is pretty accurate

    19. hellzzzzzzzzzzz yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzz says – reply to this


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      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      I will b there bitchezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      luv perezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    20. Kelly Furlong says – reply to this


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      This picture is not you Perez ! You are 100% times better than this crap picture. It looks like Rush Limbaugh not Perez Hilton…especially not the new & improved Perez we've seen lately. UGH

    21. zilla says – reply to this


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      you are a fat fag piece of shit. my TiVo would immediately catch AIDS if I recorded you on any show. No one gives a shit about you, just post picks and go suck some cock and shut your face.

    22. millie says – reply to this


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      that drawing is horrible!!!!!

    23. lilly says – reply to this


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      omg, i didn't even know that show still existed….that's funny.

    24. merrycherry says – reply to this


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      Perez as JOHN WAYNE GACY "The Clown Killer"

    25. dbama says – reply to this


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      What the hell! my dick looks small. oh, that's right , i'm half french poodle

    26. Allie says – reply to this


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      But you always talk shit about him. You're SUCH a sell out, Perez. .. I hope you know you have lost a lot of followers recently..

    27. jayjay says – reply to this


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      That picture is hilarious. It does look like napoleon dynamite drew it! Perez youre way cuter.

    28. JC says – reply to this


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      OMG It looks just as fugly!!!

    29. ihateperez says – reply to this


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      LEAVE PEREZ ALONE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
      WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, dont forget to move to CANADA where all the oil is bitches..too bad usa is going into a recession BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

      YEAH AND ALL THE SEAL KILLERS. I WILL NEVER VISIT HOSER LAND! HOPE YOU FREEZE WHILE I AM NICE AND WARM. AHHHHHHHH

    30. WAKE UP, PEREZ! says – reply to this


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      Dear, Perez

      When are you going to realize that the only interesting thing about you is the people and topics you cover? YOU are not the star here! No one cares, and no one is going to set their Tivo's!

    31. millie says – reply to this


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      #21-if you hate perez so much why are on his website and leaving comments? do you really have no life? have you ever heard the saying "if you have nothing nice to say dont say anything at all"? and joking about aids is not FUNNY bitch!

    32. My Hood says – reply to this


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      Just doesnt look like Perez
      REP YOUR HOOD!
      Stores.ebay.com/myhoodllc

    33. Lu Lu says – reply to this


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      Hahaha, that caricature of you looks like it was modeled after John Wayne Gacy…I might have the spelling wrong, but he's the closet homosexual who killed those guys and buried them underneath his basement floor. I always felt so bad for those men because, aside from having met such cruel and unnatural fates, they had to unwillingly endure years of living in the SUBURBS.

    34. Jo Anna says – reply to this


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      Whoever drew that needs to be shot

    35. FUCK OFF says – reply to this


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      WATS THE DEAL WIT U BEING EVERYWHERE…HUH…AM TIRED OF UR GAYNESS ALREADY…….AND THAT DRAWING TELLS NO LIE

    36. Hardy HarHar says – reply to this


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      Looks like a cross between Perez and Andre the Giant. The important thing is Perez Hilton is generous enough to put some fan art on the site. Even if people might use the post to make fun of PH. :)

    37. fjfjglkdjfgldfkjglfdkjgalskjdgs says – reply to this


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      WHY????? YOU ARE NOT A STAR, YOU REPORT ON STARS. NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU ARE ON OR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY.

      PS. YOU ARE NOT BETTER LOOKING THAN THAT PICTURE, JUST SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT.

    38. you know says – reply to this


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      that pic SUCKS!!!

    39. Moljoann says – reply to this


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      Carson Daly is the WORST tv host EVER!!!! it is painful to watch him. dont subject yourself to that!!!! get him off the air, do us all a favor!

    40. nobodywatchescarsondaly says – reply to this


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      name says it all

    41. Loserrrr says – reply to this


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      You look like Gacy and a child/puppy molester.

      Teddy should watch the fuck out!

    42. JEFF says – reply to this


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      your really pretty
      wait do u think ur pretty?
      hahahahahahahahaha
      just like in mean girls

    43. debbie says – reply to this


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      1:30 am eastern ??
      pacific ???

      be specific!

    44. sammy says – reply to this


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      PIGFACE PEREZ… you ugly fat whale :|

    45. theobvious says – reply to this


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      The drawing missed about two feet of your forhead….Please you are more disgusting than that

    46. PAT B says – reply to this


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      Is that Carson or Perez? Oh yah Carsons thin now. Try it Perez you will get way more boy ass. Good luck and congrats on the show apperance Perez!!!!

    47. abi says – reply to this


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      these drawings are crackin me up.

    48. stefanie says – reply to this


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      DON VITO?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    49. highlander says – reply to this


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      Geez, Perez, your head is starting to look like a giant thumb.
      A giant, ugly, gay thumb.

    50. LookAtYou says – reply to this


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      Perez everytime I come to this site there is a post about you and what you are doing. You have turned into a major media pig. You are no celebrity and your only talent seems to be gossiping and being a big prissy bitch. Stick to your bread and butter and I mean gossiping, not eating it. You're getting greedy, but you are putting nothing back into this site but me me me.

    51. lauren says – reply to this


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      perez… this drawing makes you look like a 45 year old child molester… and you are way more handsome ;)

    52. Connie says – reply to this


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      Looks like Perez in about 30 years

    53. Joe Average says – reply to this


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      Bwahahahahahaha IT'S JOHN WAYNE GACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    54. perezisselfaggrandizing says – reply to this


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      Since when did you become one of the celebrities you write about? Stop pushing yourself P-Nasty and go with the gossip.

    55. hae says – reply to this


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      that shit still comes on
      wow

    56. ro says – reply to this


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      That is the most realistic drawing I've seen of you! The detail is remarkable. It's like a black & white photograph. This artist has an eye for realism. The only thing missing is the food stains on your clothes.

    57. Carson Sucks says – reply to this


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      If you tell Carson Daly he sucks as a TV host I will watch for sure, who is he blowing to keep that job? Seriously! Love you

    58. Lynne S. says – reply to this


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      it's one of the chicken scratch sketches from celebritysmackblog.com…she's got a few of them…….

    59. sean says – reply to this


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      I wonder why only 2 of your 7 chins was drawn?

    60. Jen says – reply to this


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      I saw you were on but I missed it. Maybe you can put the clip on your site.

    61. Kewl says – reply to this


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      Kewl

    62. Dixie says – reply to this


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      Tranny mess.

    63. Liger! says – reply to this


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      I'll bet the artist who drew this is fond of "Ligers". Pretty much the coolest animal ever! I'll bet he or she has skills: drawing skills, nunchuck skills. Do you ever take this drawing off of any sweet jumps?

    64. Huh????? says – reply to this


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      Why does a sketch of a walrus go with this post?

    65. Judge Joooodee says – reply to this


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      What does this police sketch of some serial killer have to do with Perez going on the Carsol Daly show?????

    66. Habeinen Riesenschwanz says – reply to this


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      That drawing has child molester written all over it … so perhaps it's quite accurate after all?

    67. iloveperez says – reply to this


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      Re: peter
      fuck off peter ur an asshole,why do u even come on this site if u dont like perez, like go and get a life you fuckwit! cant wait 2 c ya perez baby,i'll be watching xoxox

    68. seanisadick says – reply to this


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      Re: sean
      SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    69. looks just like you says – reply to this


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      actually , its flattering. ugly fucker

    70. litefoot says – reply to this


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      The pic looks like Ba Ba Booey's make over.

    71. Alexandria says – reply to this


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      Wow, that picture makes you look like some sort of sex offender…you really should go with a different image. Unless that's your thing…you know, being a sexual predator.

    72. novel1 says – reply to this


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      Entirely too many posts about yourself this month - GOOD BYE!

    73. Spicy says – reply to this


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      Hey bitches, I drew it.
      But you wouldn't know that because Perez won't ever credit anything.

      Google "chicken scratch sketches and Perez"…you'll see.

      Hugz~

    74. Huh says – reply to this


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      Re: iloveperez – Who knew Perez's asshole was capable of typing? So there is some part of him with talent, after all…

    75. Disdain says – reply to this


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      Re: Spicy – I see it's filed under "Celebrity Morons" — that's about right, isn't it, except for the "celebrity" part? Thanks for the link. ;-)

    76. joey says – reply to this


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      thats picture is ALMOS as ugly as the real thing :)

    77. stevo says – reply to this


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      the fatass looks like Jabba the Hutt here! Im sure his sexual advances are just as disgusting =P

    78. E to the izzo says – reply to this


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      Who the hell is that supposed to be a picture of? I know it aint you Perez. You are hotter than that!

    79. j BLANK of FLATPOINT says – reply to this


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      hope you ask carson about his manerexia. he used to be cute ' til he lost all that weight.

    80. Robert says – reply to this


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      I must say, that is a good drawing of his ugliness Pairass!

    81. Dana says – reply to this


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      Did you seriously post this without knowing it was another bloggers portrait of you OR are you such a douche that you knew it and did it anyway? Either way, you are an idiot.

    82. MsEvilTchr says – reply to this


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      Perez…shame on you for stealing Spicy's sketch! You should take a look at her blog & take some notes. She always gives credit for her images & posts. It's the right thing to do.

      BTW…I think she captured a certain creepiness about you that's fairly accurate ;)

    83. kal says – reply to this


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      Finally… a good drawing of you… you can really see the likeness in this one…

    84. perezislame says – reply to this


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      i saw that sketch on celebritysmackblog.com a while ago. you should credit where you got it dumbass. not all people who go on the internet are stupid. especially to believe the lame lie detector test. i won't believe it til i hear it from john because he's wayy better than perez will ever be.

    85. celebritygone says – reply to this


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      yeah this was on celebritysmack blog long before it showed up here…

    86. Jason Rohrblogger says – reply to this


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      Great picture! Lousy post - no credit to the original artist, Spicy Pants.

      Perez, you have about as much integrity as the seething foregone Hollywood whores you cover…

      Rohrblogger out!

    87. kerry says – reply to this


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      that pic does you NO justice ! I love you perez!

    88. anne says – reply to this


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      this looks NOTHING like you..

    89. Pedro says – reply to this


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      Looks like Napolean drew that pic.
      I wonder how many hours it took to get the right shade of fungus growing on his ear. Or maybe its Poo!!

    90. JohnnyDo says – reply to this


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      Is this Perez or Ricky Ricardo? AHHHHHAHHA LUCCYYYYYY

    91. PEREZ IS FAT AND AN UGLY MOFO says – reply to this


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      I HAVE THE PERFECT NAME FOR THIS PIC..PEREZ THE FAG WHO LIKES TO GAG ON DICK FULL OF PUS…HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH. FUKIN FAG!!

    92. fererra says – reply to this


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      Re: ro – LOLLLLLL!!!! HILARIOUS :D

    93. daytripper says – reply to this


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      Looking like a serial killer there, perez!

    94. jacki says – reply to this


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      i love u perez
      i watched it right now
      u made out w/ john mayer
      u lucky whore

    95. Steve says – reply to this


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      Wow! Did not know so many haters actually took the time to post negative things about you! I mean you are reading the website and posting, they must be jealous.
      Saw you on Carson, who BTW looks like he has aged 50 years since his wonderful days at TRL. How sad! Glad to see you doing well.

      Your BFF,
      Steve

    96. bb says – reply to this


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      you look like a retarded murderer/child rapist.

    97. Mindy Lou says – reply to this


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      I love Spicy's sketch! It rocks!

    98. bsentient says – reply to this


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      at least teh neck is right! bahahahahaha!

    99. Stacey says – reply to this


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      Eff you, Perezhole, you dirty dirty thief.

    100. bella says – reply to this


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      ew that pic makes you look like a serial rapist or like sum stage 5 creeper that goes around looking in people's windows…hahaha take it down!

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