When Celebrities Blog
Paris wants to "check in" with all you bitches!
The globe-trotting socialite just posted the following little update on her MySpace Celebrity page.
She says:
" Just checking in to say what’s up
Current mood: loved
Hey everyone!
Just wanted to check in and say hi! I’ve been on tour with my boyfriend for almost a month now. We’ve been everywhere from South Africa to all around Europe. It’s been so much fun! I’ve never felt so happy and in love, he’s such an amazing guy and life has never been better! :) It’s so much fun going to their shows every night, I now know every song by heart. I love Good Charlotte, they rock!! All the guys in the band are so cool and sweet and it’s been such an amazing and memorable experience. In my free time, Ive been checking out all your casting videos on the casting site for my new MTV show, www.ParisBFF.com, there are A LOT of fabulous and interesting contenders. I cannot wait to start shooting this show!! It’s going to be a blast!! So if you haven’t logged in yet, go to the site and upload a video, I watch every single one. Also, I was in Montreal a couple days ago for my new shoe line launch, which was a huge success, the shoes are there top seller there. I want to thank you all for coming, it was great meeting you all. I love Canada!! Canadians are awesome, so genuine and real! Thank you for all your letters and kind words, they mean the world to me. Also I met the host of one of my fan sites www.ParisHiltonSite.net, he was so nice and sweet and has a really cool site, go check it out. Well, I gotta go, cause my boy is about to go on stage and I want to go out there and watch him. Also, later I will post some pictures I’ve taken throughout my travels this month, and I’ll be blogging more often to keep you guys posted on what I’m up to.
Love you all and thank you for all your love and support!
Love always, Paris :) xoxo"
Getting Her Humanitarian On
If You Are Easily Offended…
first
YOUR GAY PARIS
Nobody cares, racist cunt.
Perez eats dick!
first!
THTS HOT!!!!!
SECOND
top 10??
Gag.
wow paris is always so fake, i love you canada ech!
how long till her and benji break up? i give it ill x mas.
second?
1st
sickening… makes me lose all respect for good charlotte.. once my favorite band
"Loves it"…
What support?
Who cares what this wonk has to say!
50th????
Last
When will this talentless fuck go away? This is more like 45 minutes of fame. So when are you going to Rwanda you media cocksucking whore. You're able to suck dick and take it up the behind. Thats what you're known for. And you relish that so long as the cameras on you. Go away. Go to Rwanda.. And stay there! This country is tired of Paris fucking Hilton.
what a tit.
wow, who knew paris could write in flowing sentences let alone use a computer.
She's lying about Canada.
She doesn't love it.
FUCKING LYING BITCH!
paris, sweetie, it's "their" not "there"
we don't love you.
OMG I KNOW SHE IS A LOSER WITH A BOYFRIEND WHO IS ALL ABOUT HER BODY AND NOTHING MORE! THATS WHAT HE SAID LAST NIGJHT!
WA 1st
her blog sounds like something a 15 year old girl would write "i love Good Charlotte!"
apparently she was in liverpool yesterday with good charlotte.
ew.
she should get on the next plane to America ASAP bitch.
I can't believe i read that. Like every word. What a waist
No one cares about you anymore, Paris. You're an old, skanky hole.
How old is this woman? She writes like an emo sixteen-year-old. Doesn't she have a learning disability? Should we be nice to her because she's retarded?
i guess knowing the difference between "their" and "there" isn't something you know when you drop out of high school.
Just checking in to say Fuck off!
http://gayskeleton.wordpress.com/
tisk tisk to all you haters. she sounds like a happy kid in love. at least she not spewing misery.
She was just in Finland recently with the 69Eyes so now they suck too.
At least she likes Canadians… Makes me hate her a little less. Just a little.
She sounds like a child - Like OMG - Good Charlotte is like my favorite band - like….
I thought Paris was going to be building a half way house for ex-inmates to live in to get their lives back on track - oh yeah, that's also when she found god - and lost him shortly thereafter.
What a loser… She acts like a 13 year old girl.
Wonder who wrote that for her? Dirty skank
she needs to shut the fuck up! she's only good at giving head.
that was sweet…
And her wonky ass eye too! Oozing slut bag!
she needs to learn the difference between "their" and "there"
Re: yazzy –
Actually…watch the sex tape…looks like she sucks at that too. Bitch sucks at sucking and that just sucks!
Imagine how loose her coochy is? Half of hollywood has rammed their shit up there. She obviously lacks intelligence but likes that people think of her like that. This bitch thinks shes Marilyn Monroe! So then kill yourself!
I think I'm going to PUKE.
if she marrys benji
then her and nicole richie will be sister in laws
that would too hilarious
it would be like the planned it out
that is pathetic
Re: Liar –
She SO does love it!
And she ain't talking ’bout Canada
So Paris went to Canada and found 'genuine' Canadians - how awesome is that? Free Paris Hilton - send her to Tibet!
I've heard she has to have menus read to her because they're too hard for her to fathom. Clueless bimbo. Go away. Marry someone equally dim and rich and go shopping where we don't have to listen to you talk like an idiot.
Only retards could enjoy going to the same concert everynight for a month
PARIS WHY ARE YOU ON TOUR WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND?? YOU SHOULD BE ON TOUR YOURSELF!! DONT FORGET ABOUT YOU!!! & YOUR FANS!!! I LOVED YOUR MUSIC!!! *YOU *FIRST *BOYS *LAST *ALWAYS*!!!
blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,she is such an idiot,and the guy dating her is blind,as for her so called show when will people stop giving this no talent hose bag face time,its the most stupid show I've heard of she is no role model for young girls who is she kidding,DUMB ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
paris is so envious of nicole she wants to be like her….
she is even dating her twin brother..
she is sick..
she covet's nicole's life…
Bitch went to Africa and all I got was her retarded blog.
All that time in the dark continent, and Paris can't seem to find one cannibal. Selfish Bitch.
alright i hate blogging but you guys are so stupid and this got me so mad, atleast shes doing something while you fatasses are sitting at home talking about her, okay & shes in love so what + there their simple mistake look at how the fck you guys are typing and if yu talked to her in person i bet all of you would be kissing her ass and not saying al this b.s
Re: auntie val – Yes, she does sound like a happy kid. But since she's a full-grown woman and not a thirteen-year-old, that makes her retarded. I suppose spending all her time looking in the mirror has stunted her development.
Benji needs somebody sssooo fucken much better than this whore!!! she just wanna do like Nicole!!! you suck Paris!!! yurk
Stop promoting this do-nothing cunt. I can't even read past the first sentence of her vapid platitudes.
Re: Annie Rexia – ROTFL
whore…
WHAT IS IT AGAIN EXACTLY THAT SHE DOES THAT EVERYONE WORSHIPS HER AND SHE FEELS THE NEED TO INFORM EVERYONE OF IT ON HER BLOG?
Re: yazzy –
No she isn't good. Believe me.
It's weird because she sounds normal and smart when she writes and then you see her speak on tv or the way she acts and you're like WTF?
Does anyone really think that she wrote this? Please… I doubt she can even recite the alphabet, let alone use those letters to create strings of sentences that communicate her "thoughts"…
canada is the bombbbbbb
Haters - um oh yes is right as I wish I could fly around like to South Africa and see Cape Town and write like a school gurl in my blog about my crush - yes life sounds more than good for Paris - If she's happy then I'm happy for her. Damn this Charlotchocdreamy fellow must be doing something more than good for Paris to make her act so all in loooooooooovee!!! Yup I want one too…tee hee!!
Uhhhhm… Paris can barely string a sentence toghether…we're supposed to think she really wrote this…more like a publicist trying to sound like dumb-dumb hilton. It's too thought out… she plugs just about everything she is doing…shamlessly promoting herself, her fan sites, and her boyfriend. I don't buy it.
would someone shut this whorebag up-who gives a fuck paris-your just a walking cum guzzler
aw she's so cute. I love her.
Who cares about that looser anymore anyway?
This is the second picture that makes me think Paris is hiding a big nasty bruise on her face. When she fell recently a picture from before the fall looked like she had makeup over a really nasty bruise. The bruise in both pics is in the same place. In this picture it is on the side where the hair is covering her eye.
Go to hell bitch !!
I LOVE PARIS!!! Such a sweet blog!!!
a while ago paris had an incident regarding a blog thing maybe a year or so ago, and then his publicist came and said that she doesn't have a myspace account….can they make up their mind?
shut the fuck up.
Re: Brandy – The fact you used "teehee" in a sentence just illustrates exactly what type person is a Paris Hilton fan: gullible, childish, and named after a liquor bottle. She would spit on you if you got in her way and God only knows what you'd catch.
She used the incorrect form of "there" when talking about her shoe line. Perhaps some education would be a good idea.
Re: I am a no talent fame whore Paris Hilton – Hahaha, i'm so with u on that… Paris, please bitch just go away, and do something with ur ugly nose!
Paris has said "love you" so many times, it doesn't mean anything anymore.
shes a slut even to countries but
I never ues their I all ways use there I know thats bad but no one uses grammar on the internet unless your a loser
useless waste of oxygen
Just occurred to me, it was good charlotte who sang "lifestyles of the rich and famous" wasn't it?? And now two of them are dating Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie???? errrmmmm what?????????????????????
Well, she is annoying but deep down inside you all know she's extremely striking. You'd definitely look twice if she walked into a room. To say contrary is an outright lie. I think her nose makes her all the more striking. It says a lot that she hasn't been pressured into a boob job or rhinoplasty. The only thing she does have that's "fake" are her Dutch blue contact lenses - but this just enhances her Nordic features. She's tall and skinny. And hell, she's rich beyond anything we'll ever see, so just don't let her bug you! If she's happy with BM and his mediocre band - let her have her BM. We'll see how many weeks/months it lasts. I think she's a riot. So phoney she's funny. LOL
Yet another reason to hate Paris, she thinks Good Charlotte rocks, geez, she can't get more retarded than that, unless she releases a sex tape with whats-his-face, yuck.
I'm laughing at everyones comments!
i bet she doesn't write another blog for about a year.
I saw P.H. in West Hollywood and she is super tall. I can't stand her but she does have flawless skin.
representing mtlllllll:)
Need I say more?
Ew. I cannot believe this skank, this was like a waste of a whole 5 minutes of my life.
incorrect usage of there/they are…
oh paris…
You can buy her hair extensions and clip 'em anywhere you like!….lol hahahahahahahaha…………………..
I think the ones she wears in the front side of her pageboy-do look cool.
Re: steph – ME TOO. YOU CAN'T SAY SHE DOESN'T TRY!
She needs to learn how to spell, as she clearly does not know the
difference between their and there. Dumb ass.
All you Paris haters are jealous!!! All you fat, unattractive men who could never get a girl who looked even close to her!!! All of probably wished your FAT UGLY GIRLFRIENDS from small farmer towns looked twice as good as her. AND YOU UGLY-ASS GIRLS writing shit about her, you probably looked like ordinary plain Janes ppl wouldn't take a 2nd look at, and you wished you looked like Paris…sorry you were born UGLY but dont hate on beautiful people. And for those of you calling her a slut, if you had a chance to get with her, you'd be more than eager. All of you haters are PATHETIC, she's beautiful.
Re: asdddddddddddddd –
HAHA YOU UNEDUCATED HYPOCRITE!!! IT'S "YOU'RE" NOTTTT "YOUR" YOU HILLBILLY. DONT HATE ON PARIS WHEN YOU'RE DUMB AND UNEDUCATED AND PROBABLY UGLY
canada loves you too paris!
haha, well I DO!!
YEAH YEAH, LIKE THIS BITCH ACTUALLY KNOWS HOW TO TYPE! ALL SHE'S GOOD FOR IS TO KEEP CUM STORED UP HER FUCKING COOTER
Paris is so nice and I love her so much. She is very inspirational and a good role model
What an annoying cunt, I would be so pissed if I was Nicole Ritchie, can't she get her own life? Clearly he's just using her for sex, god I hope she doesn't puol some stunt like stop taking birth control, so she can be even more like Nicole.
Paris was asked what she thought of South Africa, as she arrived in Johannesburg on tour with her guitarist fella BENJI MADDEN’s band GOOD CHARLOTTE.
And she replied with this thoughtful little gem: I love Africa in general — South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries.
Paris, thanks for liking Canada! Montreal is great. I hope you enjoy Toronto and Vancouver. I hear they are great countries to.