Another One Caught In The Act
Filed under: Icky Icky Poo > Wacky, Tacky & True
There is no end in sight for the epidemic!
A man in Louisiana has been arrested for masturbating while at a local bookstore.
Edward D. Boyte, a 29 year old from LA, was apprehended this weekend for masturbating while browsing the store.
Boyte is accused of pulling out his genitals while shopping at Books-A-Million. He then reportedly started to masturbate in front of a customer.
That's not an adult bookstore!
When later questioned by police as to his actions, Boyte stated he was sexually aroused by looking at the victim and that he then had the urge to masturbate and proceeded to do so.
Boyte can be facing some jail time if convicted. He could be looking at a fine of up to $2.5k, or can face imprisonment for up to three years.
He can do lots of masturbating in jail!
What the hell is happening to society and manners?! Jeez!
HA! nice picture for this one!
Why drag Paul (peewee) into it? He got busted whacking to porn at an XXX movie house.
LOOKS LIKE PEE WEE HERMAN
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Mariah is still NO 1 on HOT 100!!! SUCK THAT PEREZ!
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first! eww that is sooo gross, what is this world coming to
It it just me or does he look like PeeWee Herman?
So frankly, looking like that I'm not surprised!
First!!! Finally
P-NASTY PEREZ U SEEM TO BE SO INTERESTED IN GUYS WHO MASTURBATE IN PUBLIC ARE YOU TRYING TO PROJECT YOUR INSECURITIES ON TO OTHERS.
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looks like pee-wee herman
frist!
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isn't the whole pee wee getting caught in the act starting to be a little old
The picture is of Paul Rubens, aka Pee Wee Herman. I know he was once caught in theater watching an X rated movie, but is this the same Edward Boyt? Get your facts straight!!!!!
what the hell is with all these pervs?
i thought that was pee wee herman at first
peewee herman!!
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nigguuuuh, hollah
is that Pee Wee Herman?
6th!?!?!
and ewww not again!!!
Damn i thought that was Pee Wee Herman
fucc being first
god I thought it was peewee herman allover again
Ever heard of self control?? What the hell is the matter with people??
I usually laugh outloud at your stuff, Perez, but using Paul Rubens as a header to this article is really tacky.
FIRST!
JESUS! THIS HAPPENED AT MY WORK LAST WEEK!!
i work at westshore mall in tampa and some weirdo was jacking off in the parking lot when my coworker was on her break..
wtf
Books-A-Million is a creepy store. I got followed around by a weirdo touching himself in the one in Cincinnati last year.
wait that is peewee herman, why put his picture up when it wasn't him…
what is wrong with these men?! do they not know the concept of privacy… or being sane at that? disgustinggg
its also not okay to masturbate in adult book stores…
Me sees another tender young booty coming my way. Heheheheheh.
No shit it looks like Pee Wee? No fucking shit? You guys are goddamned brilliant!
There is no sense of modesty or decency in society any more. This is just sick.
woahhh doesn't that look like PEE WEE HERMAN?? google HIM!!!
oops everyone has been sayin that…
Perez why don't you put your picture on this post? Masturbating is something I'm sure your are very familiar with.
Hey, leave Peewee out of this- he was at a XXX porn theater. That's what they do there.
Why blame peewee you suck take him off asshole
MAN YOU BEAT OFF IN THE REFRIGERATED ISLE OF RALPHS
WHEN YOU SEE THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY!
LEAVE PEE WEE ALONE. He was at a XXX theatre! I've seen worse at bar room toilets!
omg! I was at that bookstore and I saw a man pull out a toothpick. I was like wtf??/what is that tiny thing???
guys do that all the time to girls, but its soo disturbing most girls dont say anything- happened to me atleast 3x-
the first was when i was 5 running back to the car in a parking lot to get my doll, as my mom watched from a cars length away, and an older man opened the sliding van door next to my car, of course i didnt understand what he was doing until years later, but, i knew it was bad, and i can not forget his eyes staring at me, in a way that made me scared, i ran back to my mom without saying a word and just staring at the ground so she wouldnt notice anything was wrong.
Why is everyone surprised? A lot of women I know have had some guy pull it out in some public place and start yanking it in front of them. Happened to me on the subway.
You know, when you think about it, it's really not that bad after all.
I mean if you don't like it you can leave the store or look away, how hard is that? I am getting turned on just thinking about this. *pets love button*
There should be a stiff (ha ha ha) penalty for doing this. They are squirting their bodily fluids around and who knows what diseases they have. ewwwwwwwwwww
OMG is that PeeWee Herman!!!!!
uhm ew?!??!?!
Get with it guys… That IS a photo of PeeWee! Perez just used it to illustrate what a perv looks like. Duh
That is funny, this is where I live, how sad!!!
Why the fuck are you hating on Pee Wee? If you want to do something constructive, why don't you out your piece of shit, closet case, Miami butt buddy Matt Drudge? Paul Reubens never did anything but jerk off in an x-rated theater. You are a douchenozzle, Mary-o.
Re: LEAVE PEE WEE ALONE – and Paul was busted like 100 years ago!!! Why the pic of PR Perez???
Jeez, leave Pee-wee alone! Is it really necessary to keep dragging him into these sorts of stories?
i appreciate u referring to her as a victim, because that is what she is.
I thought that was Pee Wee Herman, too. Look just like him. Maybe he gave the cops a fake name.
How sick is that? Dude needs to go to prison and be somebody's bitch.
I hate it when a guy masturbates when i am trying to watch a movie. it gets all in my popcorn and shit. I dont need the extra calories
I think this happens way more than people know. I used to work at a trashy clothes store, (G&G, RAVE, DEB whatever they call it where you live) and we would see weird guys in the store, but it would be super busy so no one would actually catch him in the act but, we would find the evidence all over the clothes. I think this kind of stuff is just making the news more for some reason.
Re: Jonathan – and he's probably not the only one who was yanking it there that day…..He was just the only famous one!!!
that was here in Monroe la…it was books a million
Perez is an A*hole. Go ahead and post stories about morons jacking off in public..but WHY show a pic of Paul Reubens/PeeWee Herman when the man hasn't done anything immoral in years! I'm sure Perez has done FAR worse since PeeWee has! FU Perez! A*Hole!
this is a result of parenting and our society these people all were taught instant gratification noone knows how to wait for anything anymore. nor does anyone appreciate anything. This world is going to shit and noone is intelligent enough to even notice!!!! watch the movie "Idiocracy" with Luke Wilson it is a fine depiction of what life is going to be like if we keep on babying our children and "not wanting to hurt their feelings" LIFE SUCKS GET A HELMET!!!! and prepare your children for disappointment!!!!!
What the fuck is wrong with people? I swear this world we live in is getting scarier and scarier. People are out of their fucking minds.
Why so many stories on guys caught masturbating in public? It's not really of any interest to most people. What's the fixation, Perez?
DETENTIONSLIP.ORG!!! DETENTIONSLIP.ORG!!! It's got tons of stories like this…put from our public schools!!!
THAT IS SO FUZZING HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAS HE WACKING OFF TO A GIRL OR A GUY. IF IT WAS A GIRL I'LL BE OFFENDED BECAUSE I WANT TO PROTECT MY LITTLE LAMBS….BUT IF IT'S A HOT GUY WHO WAS FLAUNTING HIMSELF HOW WAS THIS GUY SUPPOSED TO HELP HIMSELF? TEE HEE. I'M BEING NAUGHTY.
71st!!!!!
i wasnt finished. anyway…pee wee is aptly named as his mantool is teeny tiny. if he did play with it in the theatre it probably wasnt filmed in cinemascope. it would be a tiny blip on the radar
LMAO I was just thinking how fucked up it is that the guy looks like PeeWee… good to know it actually is him!
crap.Im from louisiana.Iguess i have to watch out for those kinda guys in bookstores…
Come on, Perez. Why use a picture of Paul Reubens? Let the man move on without you drumming up his past.
happened a few times at my bookstore, unfortunately once in the children's section. i have to say, the pic of paul rubens was totally unjustified. he was caught autoeroticizing in a perfectly legitimate porn theater like decent people.
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? MY NAUGHTY COMMENT ABOVE WAS #69. TEE TO THE HEE! I DIDN'T EVEN PLAN THAT. I'M QUITE CLEVER.
What the hell is wrong with men damn control yourself. Has any women been caught masturbating in public yet? Or is it just sick men?
Very strange stuff indeed, yes indeed.
I WAS HOPING IT WAS PAUL REUBENS AGAIN!! THAT'D BE QUITE A GAS!!
That's not fair! Pee-Weee was in a porn theatre!!! Why equate him with pervs whacking off in "family" places?
Not nice! Tsk tsk!
this dude looks like pee wee herman!
This happens all the time. A quick survey of my friends revealed an average of THREE incidents like this in each of our lives. I was 'masturbated at' in a bar while having lunch with girlfriends, in a park while waiting for a friend (he sat down next to me and just whipped it out) and in the street twice - once he was walking and wanking simultaneously. Young women encounter this kind of behaviour all too frequently. Keep it in your pants boys! We don't want to see it!!!!
NOTHING LIKE LOOKING AT FIELD AND STREAM MAGAZINE THAT MAKES YOU PULL YOUR COCK OUT AND UNLOAD THE GOODS
ewww
The guy in the picture looks over 40. The guy Boyte can go mastubate in jail!
why are you showing Paul Rubens? He did not pull it out at lets say barn and noble,
Paul Reuben was jerking off in an xRated theater and was not really violating a social norm despite what the law did to his career.
The bookstore person is not exactly analogous to PeeWee.
And you are being slightly defamatory by putting Paul's picture with this non-story story.
I still love you Perez and would love to mutually masturbate with you if you are ever in Washington, DC
Why is Paul Reubens face on this post? He really doesn't need everyone thinking he got caught AGAIN. At least he was in a XXX movie theater where it doesn't seem completely unreasonable.
Who says literacy can't be fun?
Re: cuntessa delmara – ummmmmmmm…..it's PROTEIN!!!
Some due masturbated on the subway train I was on (Boston). I should have reported him, but I just got off the train instead.
scumbags.
yeah, isn't that PEE WEE HERMAN??!!?