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Rapper 50 Cent is in talks to star in an upcoming indie movie titled Spectacular Regret.

We're SURE he's a great thespian!

The movie's plot interconnects the lives of four Los Angeles natives struggling to overcome past events.

Fiddy is in negotiations to play a death row inmate who becomes a media sensation while facing imminent execution.

Um…doesn't the premise of this 'new' moview sound a lot like Crash?

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124 comments to “Stick To Your Day Job!”

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  1. Me! says – reply to this


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    dancing with the starz will be next!

  2. k says – reply to this


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    50 is the fucking shit and his first movie was bad ass and any other movie he is in will be bad ass.

  3. haha says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  4. DUMB ASS N1GGERS says – reply to this


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    ANOTHER BLACK MONKEY THAT IS A PORCH MONKEY THAT LIKES CHICKEN AND WATERMELON AND IS A NAPPY HEADED HOE. HE MAY HAVE MONEY AND NICE CLOTHES BUT HE STILL IS JUST A N1GGER WHEN U LOOK AT HIM. HE IS JUST AS DUMB AND NEEDS TO GO BACK TO AFRICA. STOP SPREADIN GANGSTA MENTALITY ON OUR YOUTH. HE IS GOOD FOR NOTHIN LIKE ALL BLACK MEN. MOST BLACK MEN R IN JAIL AND ARE POOR HUMANS. STUPID.

  5. kg says – reply to this


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    I don't know if anyone cares anymore. Is he still hot?

  6. Not Again says – reply to this


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    OK! I was thinkin the same damn thing

  7. LittleMissLuWho says – reply to this


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    Sounds like the tooky williams story.

  8. Negro says – reply to this


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    Niggggggger

  9. mels says – reply to this


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    wtf!

  10. jp says – reply to this


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    ummm other than the interconnective lives….. no.

  11. mary says – reply to this


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    lovely

  12. die says – reply to this


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    1st!!!!!1

  13. phil says – reply to this


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    crash is the shittiest best picture winner in history

  14. mel says – reply to this


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    first

  15. die says – reply to this


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    1st!

  16. henna says – reply to this


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    Re: k

    yep dats true

  17. jamie says – reply to this


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    nothing like crash…

  18. R says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  19. cece says – reply to this


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    it sure does!

  20. Mark Twain says – reply to this


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    He looks like a buck-toothed gorilla with bleached teeth.

  21. He looks like an ape! says – reply to this


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    Is he a real ape or what?! Haha. His face definately proves that man came from monkeys. LOL. For sure! ewww

  22. Martha Stewart says – reply to this


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    Black people and asians convince me that evolution could possibly be true. A lot of them look like gorillas!

  23. Michelle says – reply to this


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    Could be alright… I still think one of the best interconnected lives type of movie is Crash… very good! Or Pay It Forward

  24. who cares says – reply to this


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    50 is tired. next

  25. mEg says – reply to this


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    HeS fUcKiN uGlY..

  26. 50's agent says – reply to this


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    he's so hot…

  27. 50 whore says – reply to this


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    luv him and wan't to lick him all over!

  28. i hate black people! go away says – reply to this


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    Just another stupid black gangsta man with no real talent or such tryin to be a thug and "get rich trying"… yawn. So sick of negro's… always cryin the blues. and they don't or aren't good at anything except rapping and sports. yawn. and few even do that. most are in jail or sellin drugs or just dumb porch monkey stupid aids spreadin african shit holes. they need to just go away. most can't even talk rite or be understood and they r all loud and crazy. eww

  29. lilly says – reply to this


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    no it doesnt sound like crash? Perez you're an idiot. And i hate the fact that you are getting your own radioshow cuz i hate the sound of your gay ass voice

  30. hd says – reply to this


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    Do you notice that a hot singer HAS to be an actor/actress and a hot actor/actress HAS to be a singer!!!
    PICK ONE AND STOP OVER EXPOSING YOURSELF!!!
    Look at Perez…..He's a hot mess and that's it!!!!

  31. NV says – reply to this


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    Cmon now i meen he is barely beeing dragged thruogh movies with his non acting ass really DONT QUIT UR DAI JOB!

  32. Holly says – reply to this


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    ummm, no this doesn't sound anything like crash.

  33. ZOO KEEPER says – reply to this


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    CUT OFF THAT MONKEY FACE!

  34. chomp chomp says – reply to this


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    woah! he got his teeth fixed! no more gap… nice veneers!

  35. you're an idiot. says – reply to this


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    nice comment #4. most black men are in jail? good solid fact.

  36. PERFECT MOVIE ROLE says – reply to this


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    HE SHOULD BE IN A REMAKE OF "GORILLA'S IN THE MIDST". LOL

  37. The Greek Giant says – reply to this


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    Hello, The Greek Giant here with a weeping 50 cent as I fist his asshole in the study of my palatial Los Angeles estate. He copied that white rapper's movie and it flopped, costing 50 all his worthless US dollars, therefore now he must earn US$69 per thorough asshole pummeling. This movie will once again fail spectacularly, leading him to my driveway in a shopping cart where he'll beg for more valuable euros.

    Meanwhile, you impoverished American bums must cease panhandling from wealthy European tycoons and get off the sidewalks or else I, The Greek Giant, will slam your heads with my trusty birchwood cane. Also, learn to properly wash your assholes if you expect to earn money to pay the rent on your tiny shacks. That is all.

  38. let says – reply to this


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    there are a lot of films that look into how character's lives effect and evolve around one another. crash looked at the different racial prejudices existing in society. this doesn't sound like it's doing that.

  39. gross and nasty blacks says – reply to this


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    um his teeth are WAY to light and he looks wierd and like a cheesy monkey shit on him or hillary duff… same bad teeth on both of em… gross. i bet his asshole is hairy and stinky like the rest of him and all black people are sick.

  40. KCo says – reply to this


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    he looks just like a gorilla that I saw on Animal Planet last night

  41. Another Crappy Rapper Who Can't Act! says – reply to this


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    Another dumb rapper who thinks he is an actor. I guess when you can't sing you have to find another day job. Unfortuantly for us all he thinks he is an actor. NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rap has fried his brain.

  42. YOU ARE THE DUMBASS says – reply to this


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    #4 You must be writing that horrible comment to get a "rise" and response out of people. As a white married female in my early thirties with a young child I am more worried about him running into you or your offspring on the playground. I don't like 50 Cent's music. I can't stand the lyrics. It's a parent's job to keep their children from listening to it if that is their choice. IT"S YOUR MENTALITY THE WORLD NEEDS BEWARE OF….you are a jackass!!!

  43. whatwhatwhat says – reply to this


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    Before I fully read the whole name I thought the movie was called Spectacular Rabbit. LMAO!!!!!!! Could really pass too.

  44. oh my! says – reply to this


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    nice to see how many people are TRULY racist.. wow this is scary… its funny how so many people sit there and type all these mean offensive things but would probably never say this in person because they would be ashamed or people would look at them and call them a disgrace…. this is kinda sad.. I guess there is still a lot of hate in this world…. sorry black people, i guess you really are discriminated against by other races, but as a mexican i know how you feel… so many people talk shit about mexicans too and half the shit they say isnt true! Now i really want obama to become president because I would love to see all those white racist people just cringe that a black man is running their country!!

  45. KCo says – reply to this


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    Re: PERFECT MOVIE ROLE – Lol-"gorillas in the mist". He'd be perfect!

  46. me says – reply to this


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    crash is nothing like this movie…

  47. ya says – reply to this


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    Re: oh my! – If Obama wins I am sure he will end up like JFK within a year.

  48. Smash says – reply to this


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    Wow, what's with all of the people who belong in the KKK????? Lots of racists out there, maybe you should all educate yourselves a bit and quit being so ignorant!

  49. Obama is NOT full black says – reply to this


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    Re: oh my! – Just so you know he will NOT be the first black president. But the first Malato president. He is NOT full black. Obama is called an African–American. However, Obama is half-white. His father, who was black, abandoned him and his mother when he was about two years old. He lived with his white mother and white grandparents.

  50. whatever! says – reply to this


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    Re: ya – yeah only if a racist person does it… we all know that half the white people who have been voting for him so far are only doing it to prove they are not racist… but anyways I hope Obama wins, i wanted hilary to win at first but after seeing how many racist people there is I would LOVE obama to run this country!

  51. OMG AM I FIRST? says – reply to this


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    Wonder how many times they'll rip off Crash which was, i'm sure, ripped off from some older movie itself.

  52. Lady G says – reply to this


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    you posted 3 different articles with the same pic you redundant f@#k!! he's a celebrity I think there are more pictures of him out there ? what the hell did they put in your cappuccino this AM ?

  53. Obama is WHITE TOO says – reply to this


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    Re: oh my! – Blacks get all excited that they r gettin a black president if he wins but he is mulatto and is half white! So he is just as much white is he is black. so u are NOT gettin a guy who is a typical negro in the white house. AND he was raised by a single WHITE woman. So um ya. He's way above most black people cuz he is not full black and he gets his smarts from being half white and raised like a white or he'd be as dumb as hell.

  54. okay so what says – reply to this


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    Re: Obama is NOT full black – whatever the hell he is mulato , black who cares he is of color and thats who i want to run this country… someone who reflects what this country is becoming a MELTING POT!!!

  55. BUZZ OFF WITH THAT SHIT says – reply to this


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    Re: YOU ARE THE DUMBASS

    SOCCER MOMS SUCK AND DON'T NEED TO BE RUNNING THEIR MOUTHS ON PEREZHILTON.COM GOT IT!?

  56. x says – reply to this


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    sounds good to me

  57. OBAMA IS LIKE A WHITE MAN says – reply to this


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    NO ONE THAT IS ALL BLACK WELL EVER BECOME PRESIDENT. OBAMA IS HALF WHITE AND RAISED BY A WHITE WOMAN. HE IS JUST AS MUCH WHITE AS BLACK AND SHOWS MORE WHITE QUALITIES THAN BLACK. HE IS SO WHITE WASHED. HE CAN SPEAK AND ARTICULATE AND SUCH AND WE ALL KNOW THAT CRAZY ASS BLACK PEOPLE MOSTLY SPEAK JIBBERISH AND ARE CRAZY AND LOUD AND GHETTO. HE IS NOT THAT WAY CUZ HE'S PART WHITE

  58. Dental work, much? says – reply to this


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    Those are some nice snappers. My veneers were $1,000 each for four, so let's just say this is a whole mouth full of money.

  59. Fitty says – reply to this


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    Why do they keep trying to turn rappers into actors?

  60. Smash says – reply to this


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    Wow, what's with all of you people who belong in the KKK??? No wondering our world is so screwed up with all of you racist ignorant people in it.

  61. white is the best says – reply to this


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    Re: okay so what – ya it's becoming a melting pot alrite…. u said it! a melting pot of shit. no wonder america is goin down the tubes. duh it's becuz of the "melting pot" of crazies and mexicans and blacks that have flooded this country and ruined it… get the fuck out. u will always be second class citazens and hated and u will always wish u were white cuz we rule. we rule the media and advertising and everything in America is still geared towards being white. thank God.

  62. Sara says – reply to this


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    I hate this guy and the bullshit that he has done to the hiphop community. Only 13 year old white kids from the country or suburbs buy his music. Seriously, how many true hip hop heads do you know that actually like him?

  63. MONKEY BUTT HOLES says – reply to this


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    Re: Fitty – They try but I could bet you millions of dollars that 50 cent and pdiddy and any black wannabe rapper will NEVER make it in Hollywood and they can't act worth shit much less rap. they are useless negro's who are former slaves and it should still be that way since they are dumb as fuck still and can do nothing. no wonder they were slaves, it's like they are half asleep and are retarded on top of it. lol. stoopid n1ggers

  64. Kristen says – reply to this


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    umm, have you actually seen Crash? Cause it doesn't sound that similiar, no.

  65. meltz911 says – reply to this


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    I can hear him now, "Iza beeza ino50cents"

  66. stormy says – reply to this


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    Ugh…
    Haters are BORE-ing

    + whoa…RACIST, MUCH?
    Ignorance is also boring.
    (And embarrassing.)

    > out.

  67. kitnplayn says – reply to this


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    MARIO ~ I HOPE 50 KICKS YOUR ASS FOR DRAWING CUM ON HIS CHIN. YOU ARE GONNA PISS OFF THE WRONG PERSON REAL SOON. MEN WHO ARE FULLY-DEVELOPED SEXUALLY, DON'T LIKE BEING "PAINTED" AS GAY. IT'S KINDA LIKE CALLING THEM A GIRL. YOU ARE INSULTING THEIR MANHOOD.
    ='.'=
    (__)/

  68. YOU ARE THE DUMBASS says – reply to this


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    Re: BUZZ OFF WITH THAT SHIT
    My son plays football, quite well as corner back. I haven't been spoken to like that since fifth grade. Too funny… :-) LOL!

  69. cait says – reply to this


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    yeah, actually it reminds me of crash.

  70. LOL! says – reply to this


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    Re: meltz911 – Lol! ya, that's what he'd sound like! Just like all other nigglets! They can't talk worth shit! Haha.

  71. kitnplayn says – reply to this


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    IM AM SO PROUD TO BE CANADIAN ~ WHERE WE CALL BLACK PEOPLE "neighbour". THE RACISM AND ARROGANCE OF THE AMERICAN CULTURE IS HEARTBREAKING, PATHETIC, SELFISH AND LAME.
    ='.'=
    (__)/

  72. he is washed up says – reply to this


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    he realizes he sucks at rapping and he is washed up and no one wants to hear his shitty music anymore.

  73. jude lawzer says – reply to this


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    Ummm…NO! Whoever wrote this post is a fucking moron. Explain how it is at all like crash. I heard that chick from wedding crashers is going to be in a new movie. Since she has red hair it must be like the little mermaid I guess.

    RETARDED!

  74. USA RULES/CANADA BLOWS says – reply to this


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    Re: kitnplayn – AND THAT'S WHY AMERICA IS #1 AND CANADA IS NOT. HAHA. WE KNOW HOW TO THROW IT DOWN. CANANDA ONLY WISHES IT WAS AS COOL AS AMERICA. DOES ANYONE EVER HEAR OR TALK ABOUT ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN CANADA??? NO.

  75. go ahead and go says – reply to this


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    Re: kitnplayn – And how many black people live in Canada anyway? like 3? Haha. Try livin with a whole lot more of em and then u'll see how bad they are. Go to NYC or Detroit or East LA. Have fun with them! Call them neighbor and watch them shoot you or steal from you! haha. Go to Compton! you'll love it! i can't wait to hear how great it was! go see your neighbors! do it!

  76. AGREeeeeeeee says – reply to this


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    Re: he is washed up – Agree… He is dumb as rocks and so over.

  77. cuntessa delmar says – reply to this


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    what an ugly fuck. he has a rocking bod but that face????ugh if i could just see his teeny tiny dick i would be better.

  78. SHUG says – reply to this


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    Re: YOU ARE THE DUMBASS – ok,bumbass is a little off,but not by much…lol….YOU are only of a different sport,if you were smart you would realise"soccer mom" is a generalized term…….e.g. I drive a suv or minivan,,,,waayyy too much coffee,,,,,her son is the best on the team and can do no wrong,….your words"he's done quite well at cornerback thank you"……your little prince has probably never made a mistake"in your eye's" all his life………………THAT'S THE DEFINITION OF A SOCCOR MOM

  79. ... says – reply to this


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    sounds like the life of david gale to me

  80. marisa says – reply to this


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    PEREZ….A THESPIAN IS A PERSON WHO HAS INTERESTS IN THEATER! WAY TO COMPLETELY MISUSE A WORD.

  81. Ms.dez says – reply to this


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    Re: SHUG – YOU ARE THE DUMBASS, like most "soccer moms" doesn't even realise there is a stereotype for them..lol…..maybe we should call them "sports-moms",maybe they'll get a clue..

  82. D says – reply to this


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    No, actually…have you seen Crash? Why not feed your fans something more than petty, over-reached, gossip?

  83. D says – reply to this


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    Re: DUMB ASS N1GGERS – You're right, teach our youth to be racist rednecks instead. Did your dad/brother teach you to hate black people or did you come up with that all by your self?

  84. kathy says – reply to this


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    as much as I love coming on this website. Perez you say some of the dumbest things sometimes. There have been many movies that used that same idea of character lives interconnecting. Before and after Crash. Dumbass!!!

  85. alexis says – reply to this


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    only Crash won an oscar and this will probably suck.

  86. Psycho Phil says – reply to this


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    not at all dumbass

  87. D says – reply to this


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    Re: MONKEY BUTT HOLES – Wow…the abundant intelligence…you're both much smarter than black people. I know of a website you might both enjoy…Godhatesfags.com….or do you only dislike stoopid ni**ers?

  88. heather says – reply to this


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    I'D SEE IT!

  89. Jimmy says – reply to this


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    Sounds nothing like Crash, and anyways Crash wasnt the first movie to use intertwined stories. Someone also said ealier Crash is the shittest best picture winner ever, that guy wouldnt know a good movie from the back of his own ass.(Worst Best Picture Winner is Dances With Wolves son, it beat Goodfellas. Do some reasearch before u open your mouth. Theres obivoulsy nothing behind it.

  90. stop the ignorance says – reply to this


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    perez I am truly sad that you would allow people to post such racist and ignorant comments on your page without deleting them. It is 2008 such ignorance is unacceptable!

  91. Ch3lleB3lle says – reply to this


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    Perez, did u even see "Crash"? Apparently not!

  92. MiMi says – reply to this


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    oh that's a stretch of a role for him…

  93. FUCK OFF says – reply to this


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    I GET MONEY….MONEY…MONEY….FIFFTY IS BANKABLE MORE THAN ANY ONE OF U HATERS…

    "I TAKE QUARTER WATER SOLD IT IN BOTTLES FOR 2 BUCKS,
    COCA-COLA CAME AND BOUGHT IT;
    FOR BILLIONS, WHAT THE FUCK?" LMfOA

  94. Cut out the racist bullshit says – reply to this


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    Re: go ahead and go – The only people who have ever stolen from me have been "white". Maybe the people in Compton behave as they do because they haven't been privaleged like some us and that is all they know, how to fight and steal. I'm sure if a white person grew up in Compton they would behave the same. It has nothing to do with the color of your skin, it has to do with your upbringing. And Canada actually has quite a few black people. Do you think that all Canadians live in igloos too???

  95. ethanm says – reply to this


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    yeah, and crash was a complete copy of magnolia…. but you weren't on top of that one were you perez. fuck off

  96. Quit the racist bullshit says – reply to this


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    Re: go ahead and go – First of all, the only people that have ever stolen from me have been white. You make it seem like black people are the only ones stealing and fighting. Did you ever think that maybe the people in Compton behave as they do because that is all they know?? If a white person was raised in Compton do you not think that they would have the potential to behave the same? It has nothing to do with the color of your skin, upbringing is key. Second of all, do you know anything at all about Canada, have you ever been there? Do you think that all Canadians live in Igloos too? I've also noticed that there haven't been any black people on here making racist comments towards whites…hmmmm.

  97. god says – reply to this


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    HONESTLY THIS IS THE CRAZIEST THING EVER!!!!!!! THERE IS SOME INTENSE DIOLOUGE GOING ON ON THIS PAGE!! there are some disgusting DISGUSTING comments on here, but its sort of nice to see people talking about obama. OBAMA 08!!

  98. alexis says – reply to this


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    Re: ethanm – I was thinking the same thing…. Magnolia was better.

  99. CLOSE YOUR MOUFH says – reply to this


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    GLITTER WAS BETTER THAN ANYTHING THIS FREAK SHOW WILL EVER DO . DUCK FIDDY DEM BULLETS FLYING BRO !

  100. Reddesires says – reply to this


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    What a black pig

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