For All You Brits

Filed under: Baby Blabber > Anglophilia > Kerry Katona

Kerry Katona is in labour right now.

The baby is being born a few weeks premature.

Let us sincerely pray that baby is born without any birth defects!

The former pop star turned reality star openly smoke, drank and (who knows what else?) while pregnant.

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Apr 9, 2008 at 10:09 am / Email this »

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87 comments to “For All You Brits”

FIRST says – reply to this

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i love kerry!
ArmPitt™ says – reply to this

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If there ARE birth defects……,it's her own fault!!!!
Mia says – reply to this

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Yes, and it won't stop there…
moooo says – reply to this

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omg
sade says – reply to this

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That makes me so mad someone keep an eye on her when the baby is born
sitting in class bored says – reply to this

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premature. no shocker there…
Juanita says – reply to this

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That baby will come out smoking a ciggie, ordering a double vodka and coke and trying to see if mum has left any white powder on her nipples she can suck up
Tim says – reply to this

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FIRST
sara says – reply to this

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poor baby
fran says – reply to this

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fuck kerry.
bloody white chav!
pru says – reply to this

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:o! i bet she names it something stupid!
wouldn't wanna b her...outch says – reply to this

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perez…congratz…on the radio…thing..
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bj says – reply to this

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soo sad
Rick says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!!
anna says – reply to this

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she is soo annoying, i saw her on her new tv programma, crazy in love!! i cant believe bryan mcfadden used to be with her
Joshie Pooh says – reply to this

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me says – reply to this

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such a shame.
marie says – reply to this

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urgh she so vile. she has made a 'career' out of being rude, ignorant, vulgar and endangering her unborn children, she is pure scum and a terrible representative for the UK, she should be denied the oxygen of publicity
o and Iran says – reply to this

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We will talk, whatever else happens is our business.
val says – reply to this

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2nd
daisy says – reply to this

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hopefully that baby is ok with all her stupidity of things that she did while pregnant!
tammy sue says – reply to this

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Her mouth looks like she just got done doing a hugh cock. Her feet look nasty like britney's feet or hands. She's no worse than Britney.
IsO says – reply to this

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This one’s for the Obama Supporters
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Emily says – reply to this

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Kerry was so good when she was in Atomic Kitten and married to that guy from Westlife, and then it all seemed to go down the pan after that!
She's such a mess, she needs to sort it out!!
lola says – reply to this

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cheap tramp, they are filiming her giving birth for her reality show!!!!
caz says – reply to this

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shes a fucking whore who dosent deserve kids i hate her, keep up the good work with the diet perez x
nasty says – reply to this

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THAT'S DISGUSTING. I HOPE SHE HAS A PAINFUL, LONG LABOR.
Rachel says – reply to this

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WHO????
truth says – reply to this

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she did coke to. fantastic gal…………….. (she could to a tagteam with britney, WWF)
-bin in all the newspapers in it.
jdjdk says – reply to this

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She is a massive cunt and she doesnt deserve children.
Katy says – reply to this

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5 weeks premature is a long time for a baby to be premature, she is completely irresponsible
sam says – reply to this

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does that lady have any teeth
Robyn says – reply to this

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I dont know who she is, but shes a f*cking douche!
brit says – reply to this

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actually if you watch the programme she openly drank like 2 glasses of wine and official guidelines say 1-2 units once or twice a week is fine and it was new years eve!yes she smoked but not 20 a day and im sure its a lot harder than u think just quitting cigarettes overnight. Also as for the she'll name her 'kid something stupid' comment, her other three children all have traditional names and are perfectly healthy. And kerry is nothing like britney, kerry is in a secure marriage, hasn't had her kids taken away from her, is not falling out of nightclubs, shaving her head, or sitting on pavements crying, and she requires no parental involvement to get her life on track because it is on track!Her feet are swollen because shes pregnant, for god's sake.And the chances are her babies premature because of the stress of her negative press!lay off i say
back in the 50'S says – reply to this

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Did you copy and paste? Or since she is british, you use the british 'Labour' instead of labor? I don't know what 'drugs' she used, but some people are not able to stop smoking even when they are pregnant. Smoking can cause premature labor and low birth weight. Drinking alot can cause fetal alcohol syndrome, but drs. do tell you that like a glass of wine is okay. Not saying it was right, but you gotta remember, up until what, the 80's it was normal for women to smoke and have cocktails during pregnancy. Almost everyone turned out okay. Just hope the baby is born too early.
Katy says – reply to this

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she's probably giving birth to a kebab and a can of lager
FUCK OFF says – reply to this

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WHO IS SHE…N I DONT GIVES…PEOPLE MAG IS NOT GOIN TO PAY HER SQUAT….LOL
Emma says – reply to this

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i absolutely HATE that fat, ugly, grossly disturbing mess…she should be SHOT
eh says – reply to this

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i heard she'd been snorting cocaine & hadn't been smoking because 'it's only cigarettes they get addicted to', but then again she's been spotted smoking loads of time aswell :/ i hope the kid's alright!!! my prayers go out to it!
Katy says – reply to this

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she openly invites it! A women who has a reality show that depicts her every move and shows her to be a seflish loud lazy crude vile woman who talks to her husband like he's an idiot deserves ALL the bad press she gets……SO NO sympathy of this chav sorry hope the baby is ok I hope she dissapears
auds says – reply to this

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*sigh* people are really so stupid when it comes to smoking and drinking when pregnant. like you seriously couldn't stop smoking and drinking for 9 short months?! poor kid.
sexykitten says – reply to this

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Perez. english people dont like her. please stop writing about her. we love the cool britz. not the ones who cling on to fame for dear life.
your missing all the interesting cool brits. come on. dont trust Now! or NEW! or reveal! or any of those shitty mags. use your resorces and get in on the real gossip. there is so much out there.
LeAnne says – reply to this

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Ugh, I hate that Kerry cow. The poor baby.
Matt says – reply to this

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UM, WHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO? PLEASE STOP WRITING ABOUT NODOBIES LIKE THIS BITCH AND PARIS HILTON TOO. THX.
princess_of_power says – reply to this

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Surely having parents like Kerry Katona and Mark Croft can be considered a birth defect of sorts??
CARRIE says – reply to this

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SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHO SHE IS, SERIOUSLY I HAVE NO IDEA
FFS says – reply to this

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Look at the size of her there, no way is it premature. It probably isn't her husband's kid.
god what a waste she is..... says – reply to this

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once again another reason why some skank bitches like her should have been born not being able to have kids. seems like some women who would be really good moms cant have kids yet skank whores like this "woman" have all these bastards kids and do whatever they want when their pregnant. i hope the hospital has enough sense to test this baby for drugs and alcohol. the docs need to tie this bitches tubes and quick and while your at it call cps.
lou says – reply to this

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Re: CARRIE – she was in pop group Atomic Kitten, then married and divorced a guy called Brian McFadden from Irish band Westlife. She's basically famous nowadays because she's in tabloids constantly for doing silly things, and has a reality show called Crazy in Love that plays on MTV UK.
jamie says – reply to this

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yayy! kerry's 'crazy crackhead in love' story is making it over to the u.s! she's diabolical, but we love her.

ps 7 juanita? ewwwww.
embarrassed brit says – reply to this

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she's an embarrassment to british people. the majority of us are NOT like that.
danit says – reply to this

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she should have her child taken away - stupid b*tch! its a privelage to have a child - not a right - screw her!
David says – reply to this

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She's a disgusting, fame hungry skank.
ANNMARIE says – reply to this

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this woman is a fuckin disgrace she only went into premature labour b/c she drank n smoked thru out her pregancy these r 2 key factors that can cause premature labour i hope the baby is all right god i cant stand this crazy bitch she is givin us brits a bad name we dont all behave like this i wish she would just fuck off i mean what is she famous 4 now doin dodgey iceland ads
PUSH!PUSH!PUSH!GRUNT!!! says – reply to this

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SHE STILL LOOKS LIKE NATALIE FROM FACTS OF LIFE…..PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH!!!
dee says – reply to this

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even not pregnant she has some of the hugest tits you ever saw.
Well now... says – reply to this

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Isn't that a known fact that often babies whose mothers drink and do drugs come out prematurely?
I know, it could be healthy, but still… for shame.
Belly says – reply to this

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i normally agree with you, perez, on everything you write. here, though, i think you've taken it a bit too far by even suggesting the possibility of birth defects. i'm sure premature labor is stressful enough and now you're going to critique the last 8 months of this woman's life? you are witty and intelligent and generally spot on. you don't need to be a vulture.
lala says – reply to this

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The doctor should tie her tubes without telling her. She already shown she's a rotten mother.
realitybites says – reply to this

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I still dont know who this whore is….yawn…unrecognizable and a bad mother ..nice…next
jessaaaay. says – reply to this

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i hate hate HATE kerry katona.
She is such an idiot… get her off our screens!
I dont want to see her harming her baby!
SterlizeHer says – reply to this

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Not a few weeks premature. The baby is about 5 1/2 weeks premature. Hope that bitch liked all the cigarettes, cocaine and alcohol during her pregnancy. I bet the kid grows up to have brains made of cottage cheese. This is bitch should be sterilized.
Lissa says – reply to this

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Whoever said that a few drinks during pregnancy is okay is completely wrong. There is no safe amount to drink or smoke during pregnancy!!! The effects of doing so are devestating. If you can't stop for your babies health you shouldn't have kids at all.
Lisa says – reply to this

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Inconsiderate TWIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR STUPID. Whatever happens to her baby its HER OWN FREAKING FAULT SHE CAUSED IT TO BE THE WAY IT IS!
Amanda says – reply to this

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I have no idea why so many people think it's ok to smoke while pregnant! I'm 6 months right now and don't even consume caffeine. What a dumb bitch.
WHATEVER says – reply to this

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FUCK this British piece of shit. Take that baby away before she shoves it in a microwave. The bitch is lucky I used a capital letter in the word british. (see 1st sentence).
WHATEVER says – reply to this

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Re: Amanda – I didn't either girlfriend. You literally have to live in a bubble for 9 plus months. It's a short time to live a healthy life to have a lifelong healthy child. Stupid people. Good luck to you.
tralala says – reply to this

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i hope that Kerry will give birth to a beautiful and healthy babyboy;
if anything would have caused the baby to have any kind of birthdefect you
can mostly blame it on all the pressure and scruteny she has recieved over the last years. The tabs just looove to dis Kerry; but i think she really deserves a break. Good luck Kerry and your family; hang in there and have a wonderful time with the newborn !!
Paula says – reply to this

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I hope it's not a crack baby, America has enough of them
Kerry says – reply to this

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Kerry Is Amazing. Shes Been Through A Tough Time. Good Luck Dear (:
Who The Fuck Is Perfect!!!! says – reply to this

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I doubt she is the first woman to smoke and drink while pregnant and i doubt she will be the last!!! No-one is perfect.

Give the woman a bloody break!!!!
Phatwank says – reply to this

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I would put my cock up her arse. As a treat. For her like
&hearts says – reply to this

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i hate kerry, poor CHAV offspring lol, she did her tv show to show us all how 'normal' she is and ended up looking more of a freak, bless
Phue says – reply to this

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As one of the most despised non celebs in UK you go and print this crap not one person in UK gives a toss about ? Don,' know much about UK do you. ? Stick to the gossip in your own pond.
WHATEVER says – reply to this

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Re: tralala – Are fucking STUPID?? The media didn't shove that alcohol down her throat or that cig in her mouth or straw up her nose. Get a fuckin clue man.
helen says – reply to this

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shes naming it max
z says – reply to this

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I guess your premature babies video isn't so funny anymore, is it Perez?
Sarah says – reply to this

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SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET THIER TUBES TIED. WHAT A SKANK!
beneheidi says – reply to this

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what a nightmare.
.... says – reply to this

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I feel sorry for the poor brat, having parents like that! Women like this dont deserve kids. In fact if she was a "normal" mother her kid would be taken in to care. But then again maybe not knowing how shite social services are, they'd probably just turn a blind eye like they normally do. I cant stand Kerry Katona, she's so called "celeb" that makes all us Brits look like drunken, fat, common Chavs!
Lauraha says – reply to this

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She was voted celebrity mother of the year once. The English are all kinds of messed up!!
mokmok says – reply to this

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this woman is vile!!!! that poor child!!!!! she's a self centered bitch and blames it on her bi-polar. i know people with this disorder and they certainly don't act like her. Having bi-polar doesn't give you licsence to act the bollocks. grow the fuck up, take responsibility and look after your kids
Jamie says – reply to this

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Early and premature are different. The baby could be born ahead of schedule, but it is fully mature.
Jenna Jones says – reply to this

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oh my god!
has she had it yet??!!?!?
its gonna have 6 fingers!!!
pammy says – reply to this

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A WEEK before due date is not "PREMATURE".
A baby safely and normally can gestate between 36 and 42 weeks.
jamie says – reply to this

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yeah sure a baby can safely gestate between 36 and 42 weeks, as long as it hasnt been used as a chemical dustbin for all the CRACK that her mommy does.
jamie says – reply to this

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sorry, i mean "trash can" for all you americans out there