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Exciting news music lovers!

It was confirmed Wednesday that Prince will be performing at the Coachella music festival near Palm Springs later this month.

Good!

The rest of the lineup is pretty sucky!

Prince will take the stage Saturday, April 26th.

We can hear the doves cry already!

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105 comments to “Getting Funky In The Desert”

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  1. Charlene says – reply to this


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    1st

  2. Meggo says – reply to this


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    First!

  3. Nikki says – reply to this


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    Blah!

  4. df says – reply to this


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    sdf

  5. Sara says – reply to this


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    I loooove "when doves cry"

  6. hey! says – reply to this


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    You should listen to the Be Good Tanyas' version of that song.

  7. Johanna says – reply to this


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    HUH?

  8. bit says – reply to this


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    1st biatches!

  9. ew says – reply to this


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    Prince is a dick. Who gives a shit.

  10. Ivanna Humpchoo says – reply to this


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    Does anyone give a shizz about rat boy anymore?
    Is that a Merkin on his head???

  11. ROCCO says – reply to this


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    THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!! AAARRRGGGHHH NOOOOO!!! WHY WHY WHY WHY!!!!

  12. Love me... why don't you liiiike me??? says – reply to this


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    Perez, why not write something interesting? Like… all of the lawsuits people have against you at the mo.

  13. princess tiamy says – reply to this


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    1st?

  14. yuck says – reply to this


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    Prince Sucks.. whats the big deal? his look is freaky.. he scares me… and i dont like that bear rug he sports on his chest

  15. Kara says – reply to this


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    Coachella, sucky??? W.T.F. It's sooo not sucky :(

  16. FPSICLKU says – reply to this


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    HE'S UNGRATEFUL.

  17. jp says – reply to this


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    there are tons of wicked acts playing (coughcough portishead)!! you just have to weed out the poops.

  18. discoho says – reply to this


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    when is he gonna bring his funky ass to canada?

  19. Angel says – reply to this


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    Looking good! I wish though he did that duet with Michael Jackson…

  20. stellarciarra says – reply to this


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    SHIRTS VS BLOUSES

  21. KAT says – reply to this


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    PRINCE!
    FABULOUS!
    (TOP 10?)

  22. Sully says – reply to this


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    First!

  23. Amy Crackhouse says – reply to this


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    I'm glad you think the line-up is sucky, that means one less person there. I also think Amy Winehouse, Fall Out Boy, Jessica Simpson, Madonna, and every other shitty artists you try to pimp out on this site suck!

  24. KR says – reply to this


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    ooooh price.
    awesomness.

  25. Carrie says – reply to this


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    first? I love Prince!

  26. josef says – reply to this


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    prince is the biggest pimp of all time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. Fuck the world! says – reply to this


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    Did you say 'getting fucked in the desert'? because i'd rather do that then watch that guy in concert.

  28. Obsessed says – reply to this


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    are they bringing him out in a wheelchair? didnt he just have a hip replaced? by the way Prince fucking sucks !!!!!!!

  29. Scuzzbucket says – reply to this


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    Prince was my God until he started shitting all over his fans and force feeding concert goers Jehova bullshit , therefore , not interested ….

  30. I LOVE U PEREZZZ!! says – reply to this


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    i love u but not as much as i love himmm!!! ahhh omg im so there! ^_^

  31. Cecily says – reply to this


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    LOVE HIM! Wish I could be there!

  32. debee says – reply to this


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    I must be getting old because the lineup looks pretty good to me.

  33. L.S. says – reply to this


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    DONT GO - I GOT ARRESTED THERE LAST YEAR AND IT SUCKS ASS - UNDERCOVER COPS EVERYWHERE!!!

  34. holler says – reply to this


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    wow, you really think the rest of the lineup is sucky?
    that just shows how musically uncultured you aresorry jonas brothers aren't going to be there, douche.

  35. sara says – reply to this


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    the lineup is not sucky you just don't know good music

  36. jtizz says – reply to this


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    Last time I checked….Chromeo, M.I.A., Vampire Weekend, Les Savy Fav, The National, Jens Lekman, Death Cab for Cutie and Jack Johnson do NOT make a sucky lineup. Why don't you get some musical taste, Perez?

  37. Apollonia 6 says – reply to this


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    Prince is a big woman!

  38. the vinylphile says – reply to this


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    coachella has been played out for years son. its all about the outside lands festival in sf now! lol

  39. devi says – reply to this


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    since when does the coachella line up suck? wtf, perez you have the worst taste ever!

  40. Leslie says – reply to this


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    VHSorBeta will be playing and they rock!

  41. gared says – reply to this


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    I wonder how big his ween is? The guys a fidget so his ween MUST be microscopic.

  42. ed says – reply to this


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    Prince is so f***ing HOT! I would nail his yayhole in a second and I`m a guy!

  43. jman says – reply to this


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    Oh fuck you fatass! As if I'm not gonna see you preening backstage during M.I.A. set. You'll be there with your wet knickers on I bet.

  44. sTAR says – reply to this


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    He is soooooo HHHHHHHHHHOT. He is a great writer/performer and can tear up the guitar and piano….he is really good looking in person but is shorty shorty short (like 5'2" !! His confidence and talent are what make him (as with any rockstar) super sexy. A concert outside in the heat is not for me though. Hope whoever goes enjoys.

  45. Susie Zoey says – reply to this


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    Dr. Funkenberry already posted this

  46. FUCK OFF says – reply to this


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    AND HE IS NOT GAY…PLZ

  47. Too Bad for Perez says – reply to this


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    Naturally, you would say the line up sucks because you haven't been invited to participate and you fancy yourself some kind of musical wunderkind. Sorry to say it, Perez, but not everyone in the world likes poseur pop bands who copy the sounds of talented artists before them. That said, Coachella sucks now because it's gotten way too big for its britches. It was way better before it became a photo op for drunk celebs.

  48. Andrew says – reply to this


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    Perez WTF are you talking about, the coachella line up is fucking amazing. Why should Prince perform there? WHO GIVES A RATS ASS ABOUT PRINCE

  49. xxxjamxxx says – reply to this


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    He's still sexy

  50. xxxjamxxx says – reply to this


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    He's still sexy !!!!

  51. Gary says – reply to this


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    Just because MIA and SIA are your only bitches in the lineup doesn't mean is sucks. It means you personally don't have enough invested to keep your interest.

    The lineup rocks!!! cept Jack Johnson. He will get more applause if goldenvoice burns him alive rather than letting him sing.

  52. AD says – reply to this


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    Wow still sexy.

  53. youforgot says – reply to this


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    Jack Johnson is playing….he doesn't suck…

  54. Coachella Rocks!!! says – reply to this


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    Ok Perez I have had enough of you. I like your site, it is funny, but saying the Coachella Line-up is shitty moves you to a realm that I can't even give a name for. What is it with gay men and their complete lack of originality when it comes to musical taste? Madonna has not done anything good since 1989. Britney has proven she is nothing but a talentless piece of white trash. Yet gay men continue to eat that shit up Don't even get me started on the rest of fag music. Thats right you heard me. Fag music. I am a gay man so I can say that whenever.

  55. Coachella Rocks!!!(Cont) says – reply to this


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    As a gay man it pains me to see our community be so closed minded when it comes to musical tastes. Aren't we supposed to be a cutting edge group of people always on the front of pop culture trends? With the mainstream music industry dying a slow death it is indie music that will thrive. That is what Coachella is all about. Sure it was not originally as good as last years headliners but now with Prince it is as strong as ever. The "lower" acts are amazing. Architecture in Helsinki, Vampire Weekend, VHS or Beta, Battles, Tegan and Sarah, I could go on forever. These are acts that actually put thought and real feeling into the music they write, record, produce themselves. Do any of the bands/divas you push on this site do that? No. Why? Because all it is is a bunch of "safe" crap that is written by writers and producers who are out to make a buck. Yes bands/artists need to make a living. But it should be based on real talent.
    So before you go on saying the line up sucks stop and think for a second will ya. Because fag music sucks. Always has sucked, and always will suck. So fuck off.

  56. Astro says – reply to this


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    Does anybody give a shit about Coachella - shitty bands in a shit hole town full of illegal MEXICANS …

  57. VS says – reply to this


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    He's still a sexy beast! Same age as Madonna!

  58. EVAN says – reply to this


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    PRINCE HAS THE BIGGEST HEAD I HAVE EVER SEEN !!!! …..And yes I have seen it in person …..

  59. Mighty Mite says – reply to this


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    Kraftwerk, Redd Kross, and Love and Rockets! Bands not to be missed.

  60. Anus says – reply to this


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    MAN, I'LL BET HIS ASS SMELLS GREAT!

  61. 1984 says – reply to this


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    Re: Coachella Rocks!!! – love that you ripped on madonna in this post, do you remember maddonna's performance at COACHELLA in 06? cause i did and it sucked ass, just like the overpriced "indie" festival will this year. I knew it was downhill when they added jack lame johnson.

  62. Kimmy says – reply to this


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    I decided not to go b/c the line-up sucks. Now I want to go just for Prince!!

  63. TIRED OF IT ALL says – reply to this


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    This should have been filed under GAY GAY GAY! Homeboy needs to come out of the closet already!

  64. Zip says – reply to this


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    Bring back Depeche Mode!!! Prince and Depeche Mode…now that is a good line-up!!!

  65. PembertonFest08 says – reply to this


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    I was just going to comment on Perez's bad taste…how is that line-up shitty? Look at all the up & coming artists…beats the shit out of Janet Jackson and Madonna. At least these artists have depth and talent, as well as sick DJ'ing skills…love to see The Jonah Brothers on a pair of turntables. Blech Perez…I used to think you were alright…not so much now. Go listen to MGMT!!!
    Pemberton Fest '08 biznatches!!!!!

  66. t bomb says – reply to this


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    the most talented man in the world he will never lose his sex appeal LOVE HIM TO DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  67. Tim says – reply to this


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    Sucky Lineup? Are you kidding?

  68. Prince is awesome says – reply to this


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    Sexy never left, mofos!

  69. BlueBee says – reply to this


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    Tegan and Sara…best band ever…are playing at Coachella….

  70. srah says – reply to this


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    actually the line up at cochella is really good if anything he's going to make it suck

  71. Garrett says – reply to this


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    You're crazy! It's a great line up. It's over priced if anything.

  72. Stephanie says – reply to this


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    Is Prince gay or not? I want to finally know the truth! :D

  73. RubyGlare says – reply to this


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    It sounds like a luggage festival to me…but he used to be awesome, I have 'black sweat' it's alright but I want to be electricfied.

  74. natasha says – reply to this


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    i'm sorry miz perez, but the lineup is faaar from sucky, acts like M.I.A, Aphex Twin, Goldfrapp, Kate Nash,Cool Kids, Portishead, Santogold, Diplo, A-trak…and the list goes on and on.

  75. former fan says – reply to this


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    Love his music, but still can't get over how he sued that mom who posted a video of her toddler dancing to "let's go crazy" on youtube.
    Don't think I can ever give him another dollar again after that.

  76. tg says – reply to this


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    Roger Waters, enough said.

  77. Steve says – reply to this


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    The haters know SHIT about music. And if you haven't seen PRINCE'S live show, don't hate.

  78. SERGE says – reply to this


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    YOU DONT KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MUSIC

  79. camille says – reply to this


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    FUCK YOU!

  80. master patrick says – reply to this


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    PRINCE is G R E A T

  81. boooo says – reply to this


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    why cheer for an effeminate man and his ascott when you can cheer for Akron Family.
    FUCK SAKES PEOPLE GET SOME MUSICAL DIVERSITY.

  82. Tres Tres Chic says – reply to this


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    Shut up, there's plenty of awesomeness in the lineup. PORTISHEAD!!!

  83. Teresa says – reply to this


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    dude, the lineup for coachella is amazing, it always is. Prince will stick out out like a big gay sore tumb

  84. TandS says – reply to this


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    Fuck YOu Perez TEGAN AND SARA are performing so you know its going to be a KICK ASS SHOW

  85. cyn says – reply to this


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    Coachella has gotten worse and worse for us locals out here… the line up is cool; the drunk people and huge traffic jams sucks!

  86. rick says – reply to this


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    Re: discoho – exactly!!!! canada needs tha funk! get yo ass up here, prince!!

  87. Pattycakes says – reply to this


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    Will he be serving pancakes there, too? I LOVE Prince!!

  88. Darling Nikki says – reply to this


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    Love him! he is a genius and he is an amazing live performer who can play any instrument, he is a brilliant guitarist too, but some people just can't see that and just critic how he looks all the time cause he wears some eyeliner, you fuckers need to go to one of his concerts before you dare comment on him, fuckers.
    I'm going to see him live in Dublin, Croke park June 16th and I can't wait!
    Also he is still so sexy and he is nearly 50, I would let him swivel in my loveseat anyday

  89. OZ says – reply to this


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    SUcky lineup???Look at your Austin party lineup…hahahahaha thats a joke

  90. Brooke says – reply to this


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    The Coachella line up doesn't suck and I disagree that by adding PRINCE that it gets better.

    Bonnaroo has the line up beat this year though.

  91. Voila says – reply to this


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    Well, the man treats his fans like dirt but I'd still make the trip to see him.

  92. Hmmmmm.... says – reply to this


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    I will never believe he is straight.

  93. chimera says – reply to this


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    the coachella lineup this year IS shitty compared to last year and the year before. prince wouldn't even be enough to draw me in..too many sleepy indie rock bands, not enough excitement. oh wells.

  94. kitnplayn says – reply to this


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    The rest of the line up is pretty sucky? HOW CAN IT GET ANY MORE SUCKY THAN PRINCE?
    ='.'=
    (__)/

  95. didntneedtoseethat says – reply to this


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    Perez, when will it be time to out Prince? I mean I like him music-wise, but I'll never find the guy ZEXY.
    Per the 'tantrum' scene in Purple Rain, he can only be described, at the very least, flamboyantly effeminate. He's got a thing for man-a-zons, too, not exactly REAL women.

  96. Jodie says – reply to this


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    Who gives a shit about the Paisley PipSqueak?

  97. sarah says – reply to this


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    perezzers, serioulsy c'mon now, wheres yo head at.
    need i list that AMAZING lineup for you. i will because you obvi haven't checked it out for yourself. jack johnsonm the raconteurs, tegan and sara, the national, goldfrapp, death cab, rilo kiley, m.i.a., kate nash, animal collective, my morning jacket, metric, chromeo, stars, plus so many more amazing ones that i'm sure you have never heard of. DUDE. what the hell would you call a good line up?

  98. Meiko says – reply to this


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    Wax time!!

  99. the immortal bathog says – reply to this


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    prince is the worst musical act in the history of single celled organisms

  100. terran says – reply to this


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    He's a fuckin j. witness

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