Getting Funky In The Desert
Filed under: Prince
Exciting news music lovers!
It was confirmed Wednesday that Prince will be performing at the Coachella music festival near Palm Springs later this month.
Good!
The rest of the lineup is pretty sucky!
Prince will take the stage Saturday, April 26th.
We can hear the doves cry already!
Posted: April 9, 2008 at 2:41 pm
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I loooove "when doves cry"
You should listen to the Be Good Tanyas' version of that song.
HUH?
1st biatches!
Prince is a dick. Who gives a shit.
Does anyone give a shizz about rat boy anymore?
Is that a Merkin on his head???
THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!! AAARRRGGGHHH NOOOOO!!! WHY WHY WHY WHY!!!!
Perez, why not write something interesting? Like… all of the lawsuits people have against you at the mo.
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Prince Sucks.. whats the big deal? his look is freaky.. he scares me… and i dont like that bear rug he sports on his chest
Coachella, sucky??? W.T.F. It's sooo not sucky
HE'S UNGRATEFUL.
there are tons of wicked acts playing (coughcough portishead)!! you just have to weed out the poops.
when is he gonna bring his funky ass to canada?
Looking good! I wish though he did that duet with Michael Jackson…
SHIRTS VS BLOUSES
PRINCE!
FABULOUS!
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I'm glad you think the line-up is sucky, that means one less person there. I also think Amy Winehouse, Fall Out Boy, Jessica Simpson, Madonna, and every other shitty artists you try to pimp out on this site suck!
ooooh price.
awesomness.
first? I love Prince!
prince is the biggest pimp of all time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you say 'getting fucked in the desert'? because i'd rather do that then watch that guy in concert.
are they bringing him out in a wheelchair? didnt he just have a hip replaced? by the way Prince fucking sucks !!!!!!!
Prince was my God until he started shitting all over his fans and force feeding concert goers Jehova bullshit , therefore , not interested ….
i love u but not as much as i love himmm!!! ahhh omg im so there! ^_^
LOVE HIM! Wish I could be there!
I must be getting old because the lineup looks pretty good to me.
DONT GO - I GOT ARRESTED THERE LAST YEAR AND IT SUCKS ASS - UNDERCOVER COPS EVERYWHERE!!!
wow, you really think the rest of the lineup is sucky?
that just shows how musically uncultured you aresorry jonas brothers aren't going to be there, douche.
the lineup is not sucky you just don't know good music
Last time I checked….Chromeo, M.I.A., Vampire Weekend, Les Savy Fav, The National, Jens Lekman, Death Cab for Cutie and Jack Johnson do NOT make a sucky lineup. Why don't you get some musical taste, Perez?
Prince is a big woman!
coachella has been played out for years son. its all about the outside lands festival in sf now! lol
since when does the coachella line up suck? wtf, perez you have the worst taste ever!
VHSorBeta will be playing and they rock!
I wonder how big his ween is? The guys a fidget so his ween MUST be microscopic.
Prince is so f***ing HOT! I would nail his yayhole in a second and I`m a guy!
Oh fuck you fatass! As if I'm not gonna see you preening backstage during M.I.A. set. You'll be there with your wet knickers on I bet.
He is soooooo HHHHHHHHHHOT. He is a great writer/performer and can tear up the guitar and piano….he is really good looking in person but is shorty shorty short (like 5'2" !! His confidence and talent are what make him (as with any rockstar) super sexy. A concert outside in the heat is not for me though. Hope whoever goes enjoys.
Dr. Funkenberry already posted this
AND HE IS NOT GAY…PLZ
Naturally, you would say the line up sucks because you haven't been invited to participate and you fancy yourself some kind of musical wunderkind. Sorry to say it, Perez, but not everyone in the world likes poseur pop bands who copy the sounds of talented artists before them. That said, Coachella sucks now because it's gotten way too big for its britches. It was way better before it became a photo op for drunk celebs.
Perez WTF are you talking about, the coachella line up is fucking amazing. Why should Prince perform there? WHO GIVES A RATS ASS ABOUT PRINCE
He's still sexy
He's still sexy !!!!
Just because MIA and SIA are your only bitches in the lineup doesn't mean is sucks. It means you personally don't have enough invested to keep your interest.
The lineup rocks!!! cept Jack Johnson. He will get more applause if goldenvoice burns him alive rather than letting him sing.
Wow still sexy.
Jack Johnson is playing….he doesn't suck…
Ok Perez I have had enough of you. I like your site, it is funny, but saying the Coachella Line-up is shitty moves you to a realm that I can't even give a name for. What is it with gay men and their complete lack of originality when it comes to musical taste? Madonna has not done anything good since 1989. Britney has proven she is nothing but a talentless piece of white trash. Yet gay men continue to eat that shit up Don't even get me started on the rest of fag music. Thats right you heard me. Fag music. I am a gay man so I can say that whenever.
As a gay man it pains me to see our community be so closed minded when it comes to musical tastes. Aren't we supposed to be a cutting edge group of people always on the front of pop culture trends? With the mainstream music industry dying a slow death it is indie music that will thrive. That is what Coachella is all about. Sure it was not originally as good as last years headliners but now with Prince it is as strong as ever. The "lower" acts are amazing. Architecture in Helsinki, Vampire Weekend, VHS or Beta, Battles, Tegan and Sarah, I could go on forever. These are acts that actually put thought and real feeling into the music they write, record, produce themselves. Do any of the bands/divas you push on this site do that? No. Why? Because all it is is a bunch of "safe" crap that is written by writers and producers who are out to make a buck. Yes bands/artists need to make a living. But it should be based on real talent.
So before you go on saying the line up sucks stop and think for a second will ya. Because fag music sucks. Always has sucked, and always will suck. So fuck off.
Does anybody give a shit about Coachella - shitty bands in a shit hole town full of illegal MEXICANS …
He's still a sexy beast! Same age as Madonna!
PRINCE HAS THE BIGGEST HEAD I HAVE EVER SEEN !!!! …..And yes I have seen it in person …..
Kraftwerk, Redd Kross, and Love and Rockets! Bands not to be missed.
MAN, I'LL BET HIS ASS SMELLS GREAT!
Re: Coachella Rocks!!! – love that you ripped on madonna in this post, do you remember maddonna's performance at COACHELLA in 06? cause i did and it sucked ass, just like the overpriced "indie" festival will this year. I knew it was downhill when they added jack lame johnson.
I decided not to go b/c the line-up sucks. Now I want to go just for Prince!!
This should have been filed under GAY GAY GAY! Homeboy needs to come out of the closet already!
Bring back Depeche Mode!!! Prince and Depeche Mode…now that is a good line-up!!!
I was just going to comment on Perez's bad taste…how is that line-up shitty? Look at all the up & coming artists…beats the shit out of Janet Jackson and Madonna. At least these artists have depth and talent, as well as sick DJ'ing skills…love to see The Jonah Brothers on a pair of turntables. Blech Perez…I used to think you were alright…not so much now. Go listen to MGMT!!!
Pemberton Fest '08 biznatches!!!!!
the most talented man in the world he will never lose his sex appeal LOVE HIM TO DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sucky Lineup? Are you kidding?
Sexy never left, mofos!
Tegan and Sara…best band ever…are playing at Coachella….
actually the line up at cochella is really good if anything he's going to make it suck
You're crazy! It's a great line up. It's over priced if anything.
Is Prince gay or not? I want to finally know the truth!
It sounds like a luggage festival to me…but he used to be awesome, I have 'black sweat' it's alright but I want to be electricfied.
i'm sorry miz perez, but the lineup is faaar from sucky, acts like M.I.A, Aphex Twin, Goldfrapp, Kate Nash,Cool Kids, Portishead, Santogold, Diplo, A-trak…and the list goes on and on.
Love his music, but still can't get over how he sued that mom who posted a video of her toddler dancing to "let's go crazy" on youtube.
Don't think I can ever give him another dollar again after that.
Roger Waters, enough said.
The haters know SHIT about music. And if you haven't seen PRINCE'S live show, don't hate.
YOU DONT KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MUSIC
FUCK YOU!
PRINCE is G R E A T
why cheer for an effeminate man and his ascott when you can cheer for Akron Family.
FUCK SAKES PEOPLE GET SOME MUSICAL DIVERSITY.
Shut up, there's plenty of awesomeness in the lineup. PORTISHEAD!!!
dude, the lineup for coachella is amazing, it always is. Prince will stick out out like a big gay sore tumb
Fuck YOu Perez TEGAN AND SARA are performing so you know its going to be a KICK ASS SHOW