Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
How can such a skinny girl have so much cellulite????
Drunk-driver Mushy Fartone celebrates avoiding a jail sentence by indulging in some shopping in Los Angeles on Tuesday.
Unfortunately for her, she flashed a little more than she should have to the paparazzi.
Be careful Msicha, you've got the fat genes in your family. Mommy's a hefty gal, and it looks like you will be too!
[Image via Matrix.]