Separated At The Lesbian Bar

Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Separated At Birth > Rumer Willis

Left: Rumer Willis. Right: rock icon Joan Jett.

Who would you rather do????

Joan (89%)
Rumer (11%)

Total Votes: 100,803

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Posted: Apr 9, 2008 at 4:10 pm / Email this »

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raheel says – reply to this

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first
hs says – reply to this

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first
borris says – reply to this

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banana feet, potato head….
flangie nopants says – reply to this

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Oooh, Nice. Two hot Tuna Bitches! Clunches.
s to the says – reply to this

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eewww + fug/cust!
siobhan says – reply to this

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fifth ??
ange says – reply to this

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I bet Rumor's lady garden goes way down her legs. With her unlucky genes you know it's not going to be perfect down there.
cat says – reply to this

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EWW to both but if i was forced, I guess Joan.
FIRSTTT says – reply to this

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HAY I GOT SECONDD IM ANNALUSH
Amy says – reply to this

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NEITHER!
Hazelwood says – reply to this

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35th
cambel says – reply to this

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The weird thing is, Joan looks more feminine and younger.
Annie says – reply to this

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Omg. Rumer looks pretty.
oolala says – reply to this

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i'd put a wig on rumer and pretend she was demi
asd says – reply to this

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seconfd
Lacubanita says – reply to this

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NEITHER EWWWWWWWW!
Disco Dave says – reply to this

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Neither. Beth Ditto has more sex appeal than these two and she's a right fat bitch too!
sexy mama says – reply to this

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Rumer looks cute in that pic
julie says – reply to this

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whoa- joan jett looks GREAT!!
DMAN says – reply to this

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I'D LIKE TO SEE JOAN WHIP
RUMOR WITH A BELT
hey says – reply to this

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first
amyamy says – reply to this

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saecond
Jess says – reply to this

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Easy choice!!
... says – reply to this

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ugly
the angry fisherperson says – reply to this

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Joan Jett is one sex-ay rockin' lady!
feelinfroggy2626 says – reply to this

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Joan Jett is so much prettier than Rumor!
cec says – reply to this

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neither one thank you
sweetiepie says – reply to this

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i looooooooove u perezzzzzzzz
work it potato head!!!!! says – reply to this

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I CANT stand Rumor!!!!! Yuck yuck yuck. No more Rumor Pie! Please!
cc says – reply to this

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rumer
kittchats says – reply to this

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ewww!!!
Tumor has fug-burn on her knee!!!
Johanna says – reply to this

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RUMER IS FUGLY
Christine says – reply to this

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Perez,

Why do you use the label of gay/lesbian as an insult? If you want to call her ugly, entitled, talentless, etc., fine - she's all of those. But if she's a lesbian, that's her business - and shouldn't be used as a negative strike against her. You stand up for LGBT rights, then start talking like a homophobe….
Natalie says – reply to this

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John McCain sucks HAIRY BALLS
haylay says – reply to this

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1
mike says – reply to this

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i'll take door #3
ll says – reply to this

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my vote didnt count!!!
cat says – reply to this

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we can start a rumor, mother/love child?
huh?? says – reply to this

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i think they both just need a long shower
Moron says – reply to this

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Duh- there are other comments, but I'm still gonna write *first* 'cuz I'm too stupid to notice or form a real thought about what I'm reading
bird says – reply to this

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srysrydr
jordan says – reply to this

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Rumer is awfully busted looking for such a young girl. Joan looks like her fresh-faced younger sister here. Sad.
Kat says – reply to this

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joan.
top 10?
pumpkin says – reply to this

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I love rock n roll, so put another dime in the juke box baby, I love rock n roll, some and come and take your time and dance with me! Does that answer your question?
Ruth says – reply to this

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Perez, leave Rumer alone!
natasha says – reply to this

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5th!
Skrimps says – reply to this

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DAMN both! Why do we have to see pictures of Rumer friggin Willis in the 1st place???? She's nothing, she does nothing, and she's worth nothing!!!! She should move to Idaho and start growing potatoes!!!!!!!!!!
viv says – reply to this

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derf. not rumer- gross
Margo says – reply to this

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menage a grossness
katie says – reply to this

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joans too old
megera says – reply to this

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joan!
Tina says – reply to this

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Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow

They look soooooo hot

Love Joan, Love Rumer and Love Perez
Twittervine says – reply to this

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My friend told me that she saw her profile with hot photos on "millionair efrien ds com". Is that true? Maybe… OMG, is she looking for new relationships?
I DIDN'T VOTE BECAUSE YOU ARE RUDE says – reply to this

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Why the lesbian slurs just because you don't like her? Even if she is..is it any of YOUR business? Grow up and stop acting like a beeeeotch.
i hate potatoe head says – reply to this

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i hate RUMER i hope she falls in a big hole. The other one is hotter. id rather push rumer down a flight of stairs i wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole. She fell down the ugly tree and hit every single branch six times. BITCHES!
Paella says – reply to this

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DAMN both! Why do we have to see pictures of Rumer friggin Willis in the 1st place???? She's nothing, she does nothing, and she's worth nothing!!!! She should move to Idaho and start growing potatoes!!!!!!!!!!
ange says – reply to this

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WTF! Rumors tits are hanging round her waist. Why on earth hasn't her mother shipped her off to see a plastic surgeon yet? Too busy getting vag tucks to keep Ashton aroused?
Reefer says – reply to this

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WHAT?? No f'ng contest there, Perez!!!!! To this day, Joan is the only gal I'd consider goin' lesbo for. She is still HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmmm says – reply to this

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I am rather shocked at the way Mario aka poopiepants will speak of this girl, does he feel his looks are superior?

Why is it okay for him to make fun of the gay community, and gay individuals, but if a straight person did, he would post hate "blog"
EVL Dick says – reply to this

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Rumer, as long as I get to use 2 grocery bags over her BUTTERFACE.
bek says – reply to this

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I thought it was kat von d.
If I had to do her)rumor(, says – reply to this

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i would puke my gutz out
yamilasho says – reply to this

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ohh'qe feas son las dos :$$ pero como me gustaria tener su fortuna $$ jajaja
John McCain is trying to WEAZEL OUT OF HIZ 100 YRZ.WAR says – reply to this

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Re: Natalie –
dude, what planet did mccain
live on the last 7 yrs….he is
bush exactly, but now hez trying
to say that he didn't say he would give us [[ 100 yrz. of war ]]].
Republicanz, if u r not voting democrat..pleaze stay home..I don't
want my grandkids in the future fighting his greedy moneygrubbing
wars..please.
you are hotshit..if it's you says – reply to this

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Re: EVL Dick –
someone needs to give dick his own show.
BING says – reply to this

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Why does Perez hate Rumer so much? Did she snub him at some function? I don't mind that he dislikes her. I agree that she does not "deserve" (if any one celebrity really does) the spotlight. However, she practically ONLY receives attention on this website. She's on noone else's radar. By featuring her as a target of his derision, Perez is actually helping her become famous. If he really wanted to affect her negatively (assuming she is a narcissistic, self-indulgent celubrat), then he would just IGNORE her. She's a waste of his witticisms and energy. Seriously.
Mona says – reply to this

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joan's a hottie!
dismaldee says – reply to this

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This isn't even a contest… Of course Joan Jett… Hell, it's good enough for Carmen Electra
sam says – reply to this

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Joan Jett is class A
miss says – reply to this

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What the fuck is Dykon??? what is that supposed to mean???
don't hate your homo-sisters. we're on the same human rights equality team, no?
omegadawg says – reply to this

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I choose all of the above… throw in Demi and Carmen for good measure. yowzaa!
K says – reply to this

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No contest AT ALL. And Joan Jett turns 50 this year. Holy shit!
layhay says – reply to this

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Re: haylay – hi
jane says – reply to this

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you are so g.q. perez,so of course you can belittle,and insult,whom ever you choose.yeah right!
NTV/NAT says – reply to this

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God. Is there a 3rd choice?????????????????? Yuckers.
cjm says – reply to this

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Can you stop showing Rumer, yes, she is not the most attractive girl out there, but she does not have to be constantly picked on. I am willing to bet you were picked on as a child? And you turn around and do the same. Put real celebrities on, she is just offspring doing minor stuff.
April G says – reply to this

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Who cares, really is that the best you can do?
Rachel says – reply to this

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I think Rumor Willis is adorable! She has a cute sense of style and doesn't seem to care what people think. She's unique and pretty, I definitely chose Rumor
pumpkin says – reply to this

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Perez,

Please, please read this. I will even gravel and get down on my knees if I have to. Please disclose to us why you dislike Rumor so much. Surely it can't be just because she has a unique facial structure. Because nobody in their right mind would rag on a gal that bad over a psychological thing she can't control. So what gives?
Glamourbrain says – reply to this

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Joan is so much hotter. And she'd know how to have fun. Rumer would just lie there.
benny says – reply to this

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i honestly dont understand why people have such a problem with rumor willis…i think shes a cute girl
mary says – reply to this

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so, is Rumer lesbian?
I thought she was hooking up with Evan Ross.
whateves says – reply to this

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Rumor is so gross.
onehotmess says – reply to this

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neither should be an option!
andrea says – reply to this

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Really, prez. Rumie is a KID and you are SO MEAN to her and she really is just famous by proxy and has famous friends and goes out and lives a fun, fast paced life. She doesn't seem so bad!! I think your jealous cuz she has so many cool accoutrements of Hollywood just handed to her and you must resent that for some reason. You are Hi-laire-i-ous, but this Rumer bashing is just dumb. You are above that. Pick on those fame whores that DO deserve it!!!
That's why I Love ya!!!!!
god says – reply to this

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they both have too many stds
dtd says – reply to this

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mmmm I bet Joan Jett likes it dirty!
halcion says – reply to this

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Joan Jett is still totally HOT! HOTTEST DYKE EVER! rumor is expected to be THE model for the new line of Ms. Potato Head toys!
God says – reply to this

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Bad, bad karma on you, Perez. You will be knocked down off your mighty pedestal for continuously making hurtful comments about Rumer. She is a human being, just like you. JUST like you.
Traci Lords says – reply to this

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Definitely Joan
Babette Bombshell says – reply to this

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They say that you should use color in fashion to draw attention to your best feature. In this case Rumor "potatohead" Willis proves this to be true by drawing our attention to her feet as they quickly carry her away.
aurora says – reply to this

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Perez, you know I love you, and we all know Rumer's not the prettiest, but PLEASE sweetie tell us WHY you hate her so much.

Also, she really isn't famous at all, so WHY do the paps bother with her? I mean, someone has to take the pictures that you post here, but why?

It makes no sense. No other celeb kid is held up to such ridicule. Was she ever rude to you? Do you know if she knows about this site? Just curious, Perez. Love to Teddy.
punjab says – reply to this

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Bruce has some strong ugly genes because they all rubbed off on his kids.
Lauren says – reply to this

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There is NO WAY you can compare Rumer Willis to Joan Jett.

Joan Jett is the hottest, most awesome rock chick of all time.
Gwen says – reply to this

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Joan Jett is 50, right? Take note, Madonna, THAT is how you look smokin' hot at that age! I saw her in concert a few years ago and she looked every bit as young as she did when I saw her in the early 80s.
Tripod says – reply to this

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Joan would rip your cock off in bed. AWESOME!
BOLIVAR EMILE says – reply to this

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Although Rumer Willis looks more like a man then Joan Jett. Joan Jett would make a really hot guy. Rumer Willis looks like an ugly dude now. Could you vomit thinking about it. Like i'm i'm gonna yak now.
Prez is fat.
B says – reply to this

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I have such a girl crush on Ms. Jett!
~swoon~
Tom says – reply to this

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I'm sorry but Rumor is NO Demi Moore. She isn't that attractive just like Chasity "the bulldyke lesbian" Bono!!!!
Kelley says – reply to this

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I like Joan!

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