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The Sexiest Pivert Pic Ever!

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Celebrities never look good eating.

That's why we love these pics SO much!

Jeremy Piven chows down at the Kings Road Cafe in West Hollywood on Tuesday.

The Entourage star, according to the photog who took this pic, enjoyed his salad a little too much and started to choke while his friend looks on in shock.

Luckily, the cool actor manage to clear his throat and enjoyed the rest of his meal.

While The Pivert has paid attention to the top, he might also wanna get some hair plugs on the sides of his head.

Just a friendly suggestion!

[Image by Mullen-Respicio via JFX Online.]

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88 comments to “The Sexiest Pivert Pic Ever!”

  1. e says – reply to this


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    first

  2. ally cat says – reply to this


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    hott!

  3. Jenn says – reply to this


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    gross

  4. ms. perez says – reply to this


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    he looks like shit…..he looks so cute on TV, but moments like these remind me that make-up does wonders for the camera!……

  5. Daniela says – reply to this


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    second?
    hhahaha
    so funny

  6. k says – reply to this


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    IM HUNGRY…

  7. Lo. says – reply to this


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    what's the deal w everuyone like trying to race to post the "first" comment…..
    it's annoying

  8. Jo says – reply to this


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    Gobble gobble

  9. asdf says – reply to this


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    first!!

  10. kate says – reply to this


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    Re: Lo.
    no sh*t.
    leave an opinion or find a better hobby.
    "o0oh lets race to see who can write the first comment!"
    dumb.

  11. Dean says – reply to this


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    first? yuck!

  12. butchfag says – reply to this


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    I'd take him over you any day you gross pig!

  13. omg says – reply to this


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    15?

  14. Fuck the man says – reply to this


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    Right after he eat it, he probably BEAT it….

  15. FUCK OFF says – reply to this


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    I LOVE PIVEN….LEAVE HIM ALONE…HE HAS A GR8 PERSONALITY AND IS TALENTED

  16. Mandy says – reply to this


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    first??

  17. JC says – reply to this


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    eeew. First!?

  18. megs says – reply to this


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    Yuummmyy

  19. sharon says – reply to this


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    its not a big deal, he wants to eat salad. get a life perez.

  20. julianne says – reply to this


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    Geez, what's up with you….first cellulite, now hair loss…you really have issues with celebrities being COMPLETELY NORMAL.

  21. bakemeacake. says – reply to this


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    that writer's strike must have hit him hard b/c he's not looking as toned as he once was.

  22. Muzu says – reply to this


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    Very funny. Last week, My friends saw his profile with photos on 'millio nai refriends com'. In fact, he is in love with a hot girl.

  23. sqwee says – reply to this


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    Still love him. LOL

    you should post a picture of you eating.

  24. You're so mean says – reply to this


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    Perez you are so mean - and besides it's not like you aren't a fucken huge asshole yourself! Let's get a picture of you stuffing your fat face! Think you'd look any different?

  25. bakemeacake. says – reply to this


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    this is really ridiculous- how are celebrities supposed to eat, through a feeding tube? everyone eats and part of that process is opening your mouth to put the food in…i probably look worse than jeremy when i eat if you take a picture at the right time.

  26. You Jerk Perez says – reply to this


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    you deleted my comment because I challenged you to post a photo of your fatness stuffing your face? How lame and childish of you Perez!

  27. Amy says – reply to this


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    OMG…What a sin!!! That is a terrible picture. I suppose we would all look like that if we were caught eating.

  28. Robyn says – reply to this


    28

    you can't "chow down" on a SALAD!

  29. Lola La Pistola says – reply to this


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    You're one to talk about thinning hair, Perez, with your fake Shitney Spears-like extensions and obvious comb over.

    Fat + Bald = Fierce!

  30. LET THE POOR GUY EAT IN PEACE says – reply to this


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    Lets face it folks. NOBODY looks all attractive when we are eating. So why is this news and WHY does a picture have to be taken so everybody can see he EATS just like a real person??!! Yeah..we've come far as a species…

  31. Lola La Pistola says – reply to this


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    Just to be clear…I still love you, Perez…fat, bald and annoying as you are.

    Pelon pelonete cabeza de cohete!

    Smoooooch!

  32. Who Cares? says – reply to this


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    i don't care much for him, but those photogs lurking behind trees, under bushes, etc are the worst!!
    NOBODY looks good if you're gonna take pictures of them eat and they don't know it! that's exactly what these photogs want!
    if he was really choking, there would have been pictures, unless the photog was too stupid to point the camera and shoot, which is not unlikely given that they're all mexican wetbacks…

  33. loveMaegan.com says – reply to this


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    besides the choker, King's Road is a really great place to eat. I've also seen him @ Coffee Bean in the Valley

  34. ckayyyy says – reply to this


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    i don't get it…

    …why does it seem like whenever photogs capture celebrities in the middle of eating, their tongues are always hanging out of their mouth before the big bite???

    I never have my tongue hanging out like that when I eat. That's disgusting. I've even tried it. I think you need some talent for shit like that.

  35. gayskeleton says – reply to this


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    Well at least we know he doesn't use his rug as a substitute napkin.

    http://gayskeleton.wordpress.com/

  36. jimmy says – reply to this


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    He is so gross, he is lucky to have a job in Hollywood. I heard one of his whores choke on his thing just like that, but she choke because she was laughing at how little it was.

  37. whatever says – reply to this


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    PIVEN = self-serving self-absorbed PIG. Such a pompous ass.

    He was a lot more REAL when he was playing Ellen Degenres' roommate, Spence Kovak on "Ellen".

    I hope he self destructs.

  38. smorf says – reply to this


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    how sexy are u when u eat??

  39. Lulu says – reply to this


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    I think Perez enjoys slamming __________________'s down his throat while his friends laugh as he's choking. ( My own fill in the blank: )

  40. oldlady says – reply to this


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    He looks good eating that healthy salad. Nice guy and greeeaaaaaat actor.

  41. Candi says – reply to this


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    Word up about the hair plugs. That's the first thing I noticed too! He's looking a hot mess!!

  42. ding dong says – reply to this


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    some people look pretty eating, but not this one. I'd hate to be stalked by the paps making me look ugly but unfortunately no one has asked me to be a star. ugh.

  43. Jane says – reply to this


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    THAT HAIR IS SO FAKE! EWW

  44. cutiepie says – reply to this


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    THIS is normal, but did you catch Marissa Jaret Winokur licking her chops as she must have just eaten something off stage on Monday's DWTS? Jason Taylor was getting his scores and you could see MJW directly behind him rolling her tongue between her teeth and basically, scooping out excess residue from the sides of her mouth. Now that's NOT normal, when the camera is rolling. The camera sees everything. Perez, check it out on TIVO. She needs to learn how to act and project herself on camera.

  45. Xesenta.com says – reply to this


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    OMIGOD! thats FUNNY shit!

    - ok, MY turn!

    www.xesenta.com

    we got HEADlines baby!

    xxx

  46. Bdub says – reply to this


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    This is why I would never want to be a celebrity. You can't even eat a fucking salad without getting snapped and plastered all over the Internet. I saw on another site Steve Carrell out jogging and he happened to pick his nose. That's the pic they circulated. Sorta unfair, I think. As for Piven, Perez slams him but I think he's pretty good looking.

  47. smokey says – reply to this


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    He needs more hair plugs, a nose job, a face lift, acting lessons, a reality check….. the list is too long. How does this guy keep a job in hollywood. He looks like the 80 year old guy that bags my groceries.

  48. jason says – reply to this


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    Um, who cares about him eating like a pig when he is eating with someone who would wear a shirt as ugly as the dude sitting next to him. Is that fucking plaid? ::shudders::

  49. heehehe says – reply to this


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    LOL you are fucking hilarious!

  50. fererra says – reply to this


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    hmmm pendejo-perez.. we still have yet to see a picture of you stuffing your fucking cakehole.
    and you're so quick to make fun of this man's thinning hair (which you never know, could be an effect from stress?) but with all the fucking crayola fingerpaint you're dying your hair with, its thinned out so much that you have to wear a fucking toupee a-la-partridge-family to cover it all up!
    you're a filthy slob.

  51. Mike says – reply to this


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    The pic ain't the greatest but his bod is damn tight for his age. I'd still fuck him 1000times before you Perez.

  52. FUCKUFATTY says – reply to this


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    At least he's eating salad and not turning into a fat fucking porker like you PORKY!! You need to shut your mouth and stop hating just because he's not a fat, fudge packing POO PIRATE!! Go fuck yourself Perez. YOU SHOULD REALLY DO A SEPERATED AT BIRTH PHOTO WITH YOU AND FAT BASTARD FROM AUSTIN POWERS!!!

    Stupid twat!

  53. tmoney says – reply to this


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    sexy!

  54. Goatse says – reply to this


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    I can't wait til' all the photos of you stuffing your fat fugly face come out. You maybe starting to lose some weight Scarez but you'll never shake the Fuglies. You're a 30yr old gay man who blogs about 15 yr old girls. Yup, you're normal.

  55. Meso says – reply to this


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    Perez, u r too much:) LMAO… that was too funny, thxs 4 sharing.

  56. MeMeMe says – reply to this


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    OK, so he looks like ASS, but at least he's eating a salad. I'll bet it's yummy!!!

  57. uhh...yeah says – reply to this


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    i met him when he spoke at Indiana University last week, and to my surprise…he was a genuinely funny and very nice guy…..and didn't hit on any of the girls….

  58. LAURA says – reply to this


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    THE GUY IN THAT PIC LOOKS NOTHING LIKE JEREMY PIVEN. I BET THAT'S NOT EVEN HIM.

  59. Yak says – reply to this


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    Who looks good eating? What's the point of this picture? Why don't you publish pics of him digesting his food and shitting it out too? Sometimes you really drop the ball Perez. It's one thing to make fun of some ugly outfit or fat thighs but someone eating? Get a fucking life gay boy.

  60. noella says – reply to this


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    he uses black spray on the sides!! He was out this morning or wasnt at home when he woke up hungry for brunch

  61. noella says – reply to this


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    also pivert deserves the raggin i will never forget when he ran up that hideous tab in new york worked the waitress for hours and left her a dvd of himself as the only tip rag away perez

  62. suzanna says – reply to this


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    NOBODY looks good eating.

  63. elle says – reply to this


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    I'll bet that photog gave him ojo!

  64. so pretty says – reply to this


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    Jeremy piven is wicked sexy….glad he didnt choke to death though! Im sure P-nasty could give him the heimlich maneuver and some CPR ;)

  65. EatWeiner says – reply to this


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    I wish perez actually read these comments. YOU ARE A FAT UGLY DOUCHE. And you make fun of people who are…EATING..how lame are you. I bet watching your fat ass eat is a sight to see. Loser.

  66. mike says – reply to this


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    you should be the last person to give anyone advise on looks!!!!!!!!!

  67. jenn says – reply to this


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    he's cute!

  68. cal says – reply to this


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    yay! you're being mean againz!

  69. Kay says – reply to this


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    Hes eating a salad leave him alone.

  70. Shay says – reply to this


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    This might be the funniest thing I have ever read. honest. xo Choking on your food while chowing down is hilarious. That pic says everything

  71. Tropics says – reply to this


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    Hey, fat ass Perez. Why is this so fasincating to you? Maybe because you've never actually eaten a salad? Maybe you should get off the burritos and try something green once in awhile.

    JUST A FRIENDLY SUGGESTION.

  72. jibjab says – reply to this


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    you're a jerk Perez and terrible with Photoshop
    Any fool can see you put the streaks on the side of his head and tried to call
    them bald spots. Liar

  73. Nicole says – reply to this


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    who cares, i heart jeremy piven!

  74. brainchild says – reply to this


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    PPZ, that first line of this post is classicly fuckin hIIIIsterical. Thanks for a great laugh…

  75. I FART IN PIVEN'S CAR says – reply to this


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    Re: ckayyyy – i am laughing my ass off at your comment, ckayyyy. PIVEN IS DISGUSTING AND HAS A TINY, SHORT, FAT DICK.

  76. DLR says – reply to this


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    Oh yeah, the guy needs some more hair on the sides. Anyone remember him from Ellen and The Larry Sanders Show in the mid 1990s? He was going bald then, and all of a sudden he turns up with a top of hair in the mid 2000s. Yeah, ya forgot the sides pal. LOL. :D

  77. Bailey says – reply to this


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    I'm glad I'm not a celebrity, being followed by photographers taking a picture of your every move.

  78. Thotu'dno says – reply to this


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    Looks more like a spotty dye job 2 me. Continual intense hair coloring can actually cause cellular brain damage. I think it's absorbed by peeps with big fat heads! Ugly is deeper than skin, as in "ugly fat head" Hope the positive changes for la gente in CasCuba help those wonderful people to breath in liberty.

  79. david says – reply to this


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    ummm i do not like him but he does not need hair plugs. you should try loosing so weight fat celeb wannabe.

  80. cuntessa dekmar says – reply to this


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    i was next to that fat fucking pig at the diner off sunset. he was shoveling in that salad the way that he shoved his teeny tiny pee pee in me on our first date. i remember polishing my nails while he groaned someting about brad pitt and his mantool i was like wtf?

  81. Douchenozzle says – reply to this


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    PEREZ YOU HAVE A FACE MADE FOR FUCKING RADIO.
    Did Jennifer Anus-ton have her nose done? Finally??

  82. matjoe says – reply to this


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    OMG I almost choked laughing on that comment for some reason,,,,love you P keep on keepin on!!

  83. pivert is a douchebag says – reply to this


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    don't u mean MORE hair plugs?
    he got his first set a long time ago
    HELLO!!!

  84. becky says – reply to this


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    Okay. In this day, where there is surgery for hair transplantation or simply the shaving of a male's head when loss of hair takes over, there is NO EXCUSE for a man to look like this ridiculous guy. I swear. Who advises him?!!? FIRE HIM!!! He is SO OBVIOUS with that RIDICULOUS hairpiece he wears!!! In these modern times!!! He comes across as cheap, desperate, obnoxious, and…actually in BAD need of a bath!

  85. Marielle says – reply to this


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    grose

  86. OH MY GAWD says – reply to this


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    HES EATING?!?!?
    WOW

    HOW UNBELIEVABLY INTERESTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  87. Mario is a sad "man" says – reply to this


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    you're such a hypocrite it makes me puke. you're fat, so you blog about people eating.

    are you loosing your hair too? is that why you took that "bitch" swipe at his hair?

  88. Tony says – reply to this


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    Oh shit, a celebrity is eating? This is huge fuckin' news!