The Sexiest Pivert Pic Ever!
Filed under: Jeremy Piven
Celebrities never look good eating.
That's why we love these pics SO much!
Jeremy Piven chows down at the Kings Road Cafe in West Hollywood on Tuesday.
The Entourage star, according to the photog who took this pic, enjoyed his salad a little too much and started to choke while his friend looks on in shock.
Luckily, the cool actor manage to clear his throat and enjoyed the rest of his meal.
While The Pivert has paid attention to the top, he might also wanna get some hair plugs on the sides of his head.
Just a friendly suggestion!
[Image by Mullen-Respicio via JFX Online.]
Posted: April 9, 2008 at 1:10 pm
first
hott!
gross
he looks like shit…..he looks so cute on TV, but moments like these remind me that make-up does wonders for the camera!……
second?
hhahaha
so funny
IM HUNGRY…
what's the deal w everuyone like trying to race to post the "first" comment…..
it's annoying
Gobble gobble
first!!
Re: Lo. –
no sh*t.
leave an opinion or find a better hobby.
"o0oh lets race to see who can write the first comment!"
dumb.
first? yuck!
I'd take him over you any day you gross pig!
15?
Right after he eat it, he probably BEAT it….
I LOVE PIVEN….LEAVE HIM ALONE…HE HAS A GR8 PERSONALITY AND IS TALENTED
first??
eeew. First!?
Yuummmyy
its not a big deal, he wants to eat salad. get a life perez.
Geez, what's up with you….first cellulite, now hair loss…you really have issues with celebrities being COMPLETELY NORMAL.
that writer's strike must have hit him hard b/c he's not looking as toned as he once was.
Very funny. Last week, My friends saw his profile with photos on 'millio nai refriends com'. In fact, he is in love with a hot girl.
Still love him. LOL
you should post a picture of you eating.
Perez you are so mean - and besides it's not like you aren't a fucken huge asshole yourself! Let's get a picture of you stuffing your fat face! Think you'd look any different?
this is really ridiculous- how are celebrities supposed to eat, through a feeding tube? everyone eats and part of that process is opening your mouth to put the food in…i probably look worse than jeremy when i eat if you take a picture at the right time.
you deleted my comment because I challenged you to post a photo of your fatness stuffing your face? How lame and childish of you Perez!
OMG…What a sin!!! That is a terrible picture. I suppose we would all look like that if we were caught eating.
you can't "chow down" on a SALAD!
You're one to talk about thinning hair, Perez, with your fake Shitney Spears-like extensions and obvious comb over.
Fat + Bald = Fierce!
Lets face it folks. NOBODY looks all attractive when we are eating. So why is this news and WHY does a picture have to be taken so everybody can see he EATS just like a real person??!! Yeah..we've come far as a species…
Just to be clear…I still love you, Perez…fat, bald and annoying as you are.
Pelon pelonete cabeza de cohete!
Smoooooch!
i don't care much for him, but those photogs lurking behind trees, under bushes, etc are the worst!!
NOBODY looks good if you're gonna take pictures of them eat and they don't know it! that's exactly what these photogs want!
if he was really choking, there would have been pictures, unless the photog was too stupid to point the camera and shoot, which is not unlikely given that they're all mexican wetbacks…
besides the choker, King's Road is a really great place to eat. I've also seen him @ Coffee Bean in the Valley
i don't get it…
…why does it seem like whenever photogs capture celebrities in the middle of eating, their tongues are always hanging out of their mouth before the big bite???
I never have my tongue hanging out like that when I eat. That's disgusting. I've even tried it. I think you need some talent for shit like that.
Well at least we know he doesn't use his rug as a substitute napkin.
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He is so gross, he is lucky to have a job in Hollywood. I heard one of his whores choke on his thing just like that, but she choke because she was laughing at how little it was.
PIVEN = self-serving self-absorbed PIG. Such a pompous ass.
He was a lot more REAL when he was playing Ellen Degenres' roommate, Spence Kovak on "Ellen".
I hope he self destructs.
how sexy are u when u eat??
I think Perez enjoys slamming __________________'s down his throat while his friends laugh as he's choking. ( My own fill in the blank: )
He looks good eating that healthy salad. Nice guy and greeeaaaaaat actor.
Word up about the hair plugs. That's the first thing I noticed too! He's looking a hot mess!!
some people look pretty eating, but not this one. I'd hate to be stalked by the paps making me look ugly but unfortunately no one has asked me to be a star. ugh.
THAT HAIR IS SO FAKE! EWW
THIS is normal, but did you catch Marissa Jaret Winokur licking her chops as she must have just eaten something off stage on Monday's DWTS? Jason Taylor was getting his scores and you could see MJW directly behind him rolling her tongue between her teeth and basically, scooping out excess residue from the sides of her mouth. Now that's NOT normal, when the camera is rolling. The camera sees everything. Perez, check it out on TIVO. She needs to learn how to act and project herself on camera.
OMIGOD! thats FUNNY shit!
- ok, MY turn!
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xxx
This is why I would never want to be a celebrity. You can't even eat a fucking salad without getting snapped and plastered all over the Internet. I saw on another site Steve Carrell out jogging and he happened to pick his nose. That's the pic they circulated. Sorta unfair, I think. As for Piven, Perez slams him but I think he's pretty good looking.
He needs more hair plugs, a nose job, a face lift, acting lessons, a reality check….. the list is too long. How does this guy keep a job in hollywood. He looks like the 80 year old guy that bags my groceries.
Um, who cares about him eating like a pig when he is eating with someone who would wear a shirt as ugly as the dude sitting next to him. Is that fucking plaid? ::shudders::
LOL you are fucking hilarious!
hmmm pendejo-perez.. we still have yet to see a picture of you stuffing your fucking cakehole.
and you're so quick to make fun of this man's thinning hair (which you never know, could be an effect from stress?) but with all the fucking crayola fingerpaint you're dying your hair with, its thinned out so much that you have to wear a fucking toupee a-la-partridge-family to cover it all up!
you're a filthy slob.
The pic ain't the greatest but his bod is damn tight for his age. I'd still fuck him 1000times before you Perez.
At least he's eating salad and not turning into a fat fucking porker like you PORKY!! You need to shut your mouth and stop hating just because he's not a fat, fudge packing POO PIRATE!! Go fuck yourself Perez. YOU SHOULD REALLY DO A SEPERATED AT BIRTH PHOTO WITH YOU AND FAT BASTARD FROM AUSTIN POWERS!!!
Stupid twat!
sexy!
I can't wait til' all the photos of you stuffing your fat fugly face come out. You maybe starting to lose some weight Scarez but you'll never shake the Fuglies. You're a 30yr old gay man who blogs about 15 yr old girls. Yup, you're normal.
Perez, u r too much:) LMAO… that was too funny, thxs 4 sharing.
OK, so he looks like ASS, but at least he's eating a salad. I'll bet it's yummy!!!
i met him when he spoke at Indiana University last week, and to my surprise…he was a genuinely funny and very nice guy…..and didn't hit on any of the girls….
THE GUY IN THAT PIC LOOKS NOTHING LIKE JEREMY PIVEN. I BET THAT'S NOT EVEN HIM.
Who looks good eating? What's the point of this picture? Why don't you publish pics of him digesting his food and shitting it out too? Sometimes you really drop the ball Perez. It's one thing to make fun of some ugly outfit or fat thighs but someone eating? Get a fucking life gay boy.
he uses black spray on the sides!! He was out this morning or wasnt at home when he woke up hungry for brunch
also pivert deserves the raggin i will never forget when he ran up that hideous tab in new york worked the waitress for hours and left her a dvd of himself as the only tip rag away perez
NOBODY looks good eating.
I'll bet that photog gave him ojo!
Jeremy piven is wicked sexy….glad he didnt choke to death though! Im sure P-nasty could give him the heimlich maneuver and some CPR
I wish perez actually read these comments. YOU ARE A FAT UGLY DOUCHE. And you make fun of people who are…EATING..how lame are you. I bet watching your fat ass eat is a sight to see. Loser.
you should be the last person to give anyone advise on looks!!!!!!!!!
he's cute!
yay! you're being mean againz!
Hes eating a salad leave him alone.
This might be the funniest thing I have ever read. honest. xo Choking on your food while chowing down is hilarious. That pic says everything
Hey, fat ass Perez. Why is this so fasincating to you? Maybe because you've never actually eaten a salad? Maybe you should get off the burritos and try something green once in awhile.
JUST A FRIENDLY SUGGESTION.
you're a jerk Perez and terrible with Photoshop
Any fool can see you put the streaks on the side of his head and tried to call
them bald spots. Liar
who cares, i heart jeremy piven!
PPZ, that first line of this post is classicly fuckin hIIIIsterical. Thanks for a great laugh…
Re: ckayyyy – i am laughing my ass off at your comment, ckayyyy. PIVEN IS DISGUSTING AND HAS A TINY, SHORT, FAT DICK.
Oh yeah, the guy needs some more hair on the sides. Anyone remember him from Ellen and The Larry Sanders Show in the mid 1990s? He was going bald then, and all of a sudden he turns up with a top of hair in the mid 2000s. Yeah, ya forgot the sides pal. LOL.
I'm glad I'm not a celebrity, being followed by photographers taking a picture of your every move.
Looks more like a spotty dye job 2 me. Continual intense hair coloring can actually cause cellular brain damage. I think it's absorbed by peeps with big fat heads! Ugly is deeper than skin, as in "ugly fat head" Hope the positive changes for la gente in CasCuba help those wonderful people to breath in liberty.
ummm i do not like him but he does not need hair plugs. you should try loosing so weight fat celeb wannabe.
i was next to that fat fucking pig at the diner off sunset. he was shoveling in that salad the way that he shoved his teeny tiny pee pee in me on our first date. i remember polishing my nails while he groaned someting about brad pitt and his mantool i was like wtf?
PEREZ YOU HAVE A FACE MADE FOR FUCKING RADIO.
Did Jennifer Anus-ton have her nose done? Finally??
OMG I almost choked laughing on that comment for some reason,,,,love you P keep on keepin on!!