This Is Not A Joke

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Last year, nearly 175 underage drinkers were admitted and treated in Britain's Hull Royal Infirmary for drinking related illnesses.

Now, a CHILD has been admitted to the hospital with a drinking problem. A CHILD!!!

A SIX year old child (not the infant pictured above)!

How could the parents let this happen??????

The director of public health for the Hull Royal Infirmary, Wendy Richardson, said: "I can't comment on individual cases, but I'm shocked as any responsible person would be."

The six year old will be joining other young drinkers who are being treated for similar alcohol addiction problems.

A report was released regarding the drinking habits of people 25 and under in the area. Around 500 people were questioned about their drinking habits.

Surprisingly, the findings showed that up to 95% of those questioned are drinking at a harmful level. And more than a fifth had their parents buy them alcohol.

Damn, we knew those Brits could outdrink them Americans, but - as Mariah would say - this is O.O.C. (Out Of Control, babies)!

    Posted: Apr 9, 2008 at 2:50 pm / Email this  »

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    1. STEVIE says – reply to this


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      SECOND?? WOW

    2. STEVIE says – reply to this


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      FIRST…WOW

    3. smash says – reply to this


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      Insane I tell ya! Just insane.

    4. wtf says – reply to this


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      thats teribble! how culd you let a child drink like that??

    5. PEREZ IS A RACIST says – reply to this


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      WHAT ABOUT ALL THE FAT AMERICANS THAT FEED THEIR KIDS JUNK FOOD, WHICH ONLY RESULTS IN HEART ATTACKS AND ALL KINDS OF DISEASES???

      STOP BEING A HATER OF EVERYTHING THAT'S BRITISH… WE HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU… FREAK, GET A REAL JOB!

    6. meg says – reply to this


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      hull is a shithole, I'm not suprised by this at all

    7. Idiot lover says – reply to this


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      Screw you Perez… get a real job.

    8. meg says – reply to this


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      hull is a shit hole I am not suprised

    9. Cecily says – reply to this


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      I dont know what to say. That is heartbreaking.

    10. MeMeMe says – reply to this


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      That looks EXACTLY like Nick Cage in "Raising Arizona."
      That looks EXACTLY like Nick Cage in "Raising Arizona."
      That looks EXACTLY like Nick Cage in "Raising Arizona."
      That looks EXACTLY like Nick Cage in "Raising Arizona."

    11. Scuzzbucket says – reply to this


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      Face it , the place is a shit hole

    12. steveciaba says – reply to this


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      Kook

    13. nani says – reply to this


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      ew ew E W W ! wtF is wrong with people?!

    14. avianax3 says – reply to this


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      cuh-razy!

    15. malee says – reply to this


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      5 ?
      anyways thats not funny i dont know thats crazy!!!
      tiene culpa los padres you know!!

    16. Laura says – reply to this


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      I am from Hull and it does not shock me at all. If you ever have the pain of having to go you will understand!!!!!

    17. Lin says – reply to this


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      Perez, you are the man for posting this. Everyone who is not American is always bashing us because yeah, our country is fucking stupid, but DAMN! They're raising a bunch of liver sufferers and brain dead kids…shame.

    18. Kas says – reply to this


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      This tends to affect children from a lower socioeconomic status. With parents who are abusing alcohol and or drugs themselves, not to mention their children, it is no wonder that a child may follow by example. Children are easily influenced and don't know the implications drugs and alcohol can have in terms of long-term effects. Often times children from difficult homes lash out in violence, and develop substance abuse problems. The fact that 1/5 of parents supplied their children with alcohol clearly points to a lack of education and responsibility that needs to be addressed. It is surprising that it is happening at such a young age, however the problem is cyclical and there needs to be more social funding and awareness.

    19. Fuck the world says – reply to this


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      This world is getting out of control. Where's the responsibility of the parents?

      FUCK THE PARENTS!!!

      That picture of LL is terrible. Her tits are sagging too much for a 20 something….

    20. racchhhhh says – reply to this


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      im british and yeah we we do have a huge drinking problem
      teenagers and 18-25 year olds are thje worst….a 6 year old is unheard of though! its shocking but also embarassing

    21. sarah says – reply to this


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      Have you ever been to Hull??? It is a shithole and would drive me to drink!

    22. krazihottkelli/bchygrl says – reply to this


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      [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[
      u ztupid effer
      I want 2 kill y'r
      azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      John mccain iz trying to WEAZEL OUT OF HIZ COMMENT ON
      100 MORE YEARZ OF WAR…TOO BAD TOO LATE ..JOHN…
      ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    23. amanndaa says – reply to this


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      humm, i wonder when there are gonna be 6year olds smoking crack.?

    24. old soak says – reply to this


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      Unfortunatly Britain isn't as stringent with their alcohol laws and the legal age to drink is 18 so any children who look older for their age regularly hit the off licence to purchase cheap alcopops. The age should be risen to 21 with all kids having ID cards.

      Mind you, I remember back in the day when my mum would let me have a small glass of wine - I had a dreadful headache the day Elvis died. Also, I actually learnt how to walk when I drank some of her sherry whilst she was in the kitchen making dinner - the next day I was crawling again. I literally was, staggering around drunk.

    25. MeMeMe says – reply to this


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      Re: Kas
      Society doesn't need more "social funding and awareness." We need to make prospective parents take a fucking exam, and sterilize about half of the world's population.

    26. karrah_montz says – reply to this


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      DUHHH? LET THEM GET DRUNK!

    27. C says – reply to this


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      so horrible!!!!! 22nd?

    28. CAN I BASH HIS HEAD IN? says – reply to this


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      I HATE ALCOHOLICS AND PEOPLE WHO FEED BABIES ALCOHOL.

    29. flangie nopants says – reply to this


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      Perez, is that you in the picture? I really love the garden furniture in your lounge…..

    30. UKer says – reply to this


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      Re: PEREZ IS A RACIST – how exactly is perez a racist pray tell?

    31. liV says – reply to this


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      I don't see where you can make that statement with the information given, that Brits are bigger drinkers then Americans. You have no idea how many underage kids here are alcoholics, do you? Until you know that, that's a false statement.

      Primarily because everyone knows Americans can outdrink anyone.

    32. Beth says – reply to this


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      My first cousin is from England and he started drinking very young. He had to drop out of college coz of his drinking. He's be passed out in the floor around a shitload of people and pull his pants down and just take a shit while passed out and while people where standing there getting drunk. Alcohol is the worst drug. That's why the govt. let's us have it..so they can make money off of our stupid ass.

    33. Yawn says – reply to this


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      Oh this isn't anything new. that was the sleepy juice for the munchkins.

    34. yawn says – reply to this


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      Re: liV

      Out of everything you read, you get your panties in a twist bc americans weren't placed the worst drinkers?
      Lame

    35. FISH & CHIPS says – reply to this


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      THE BRITISH PEOPLE ARE UGLY PASTY FACE DRUNKS!!!!

    36. Scuzzbucket says – reply to this


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      Of course people of lower socioeconomic status can afford to drink as much as they do , after all its only the people that live on state benefits here that have money .

      Everyone else gets raped up the ass by the government

    37. danielle says – reply to this


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      I AM A MOTHER OF A 6 YR OLD LITTLE GIRL AND I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO HER…SHE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME PARENTS SHOULD JUST BE SHOT!

    38. g0_f1sh says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AMAZING! im a student at Hull uni, it does not suprise me! scum bags letting their children destroy their livers, us students doing it fully aware that it will kill is in the long run….so its ok….i think.hahaha

      hahahahahahaha

    39. J Bro says – reply to this


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      Wow. Where did this picture come from? That looks exactly like my cousins' dad. For serial.

    40. Donna K says – reply to this


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      This is terrible they are too little to start drinking!!! This is absurd!!!!!!! It must stop this can get worse that it is now

    41. gladimagrownup says – reply to this


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      As a mother of a 16-year old I find this disturbing. The parents are responsible for a 6-year olds drinking problem. Whether it's in the States of Great Britain is not the issue, what is the issue is the irresponsibility on the part of that poor child's parents

    42. MELLY says – reply to this


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      yeah cos im britian its legal 4 kids 2 hav alcohol at home with parents consent from 5 years old!!!!!

      CRAZY!!!

    43. &hearts says – reply to this


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      wow thats pretty heavy, brit teens like a good drink but this is a step too far

    44. r says – reply to this


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      ok, i live just outside of Hull and its not that bad of a place, but loads of the people are so this doesnt suprise me…

    45. stickytoffee says – reply to this


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      The Brits stink and are limpy fags. The women are all ugly with gross ugly teeth.

    46. dmd says – reply to this


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      That picture looks like its from 76' awesome! I think the best solution to solving any addiction problem can be a lesson learned from "Brooster's Millions"….watch and learn.

    47. vicki says – reply to this


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      the thing about the Uk is that, yes the legal age to buy alcohol is 18 but MOST places(not all though) will ask for ID regardless
      in alot of shops there is a sign that says something like "lucky enough to look under 21?? then be prepared to be asked for ID" or something like that, hell i know someone who got told that she looked under 15 and she is about 19.
      but there are lot of teens who get random people to buy them drink, its terrible

    48. Junkie says – reply to this


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      What the f#ck has the world come to??

    49. &hearts says – reply to this


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      Re: Kas – not true that lower social classes arent always the worst drinkers, a lot of acloholics and depressive people are from middle classes due to stressful jobs therfore drinking a lotta wine

    50. mkay ma bebes? says – reply to this


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      are u for real?? the brits out drink americans…in ireland we drink lik real alcos and im sure i cud show u n da 6 year old a thing or two!

    51. loveMaegan.com says – reply to this


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      pot's better than booze. Statistics say people who smoke pot every day live an average of 2 years longer than non pot smokers.

    52. BRITGIRL says – reply to this


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      It was a Christmas sort of party trick to get the littlest kid drunk on guinness in my family, my brother when he was about two fell off a counter once. My first steps were to try and get a glass of booze from my mum but I have never drunk as a teenager. So :p

      But this is terrible - almost as bad as those little drug addict toddlers in the USA quite a few years back - plain bad parenting.

    53. Americans must play nice even if... says – reply to this


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      Now now, we Americans must play nice…Even if the Brits always do come on this site and continually bash us calling us; Stupid, fat, uncivilized, lazy, trashy, lowlifes and warmongers. They are just wonderful friends! Wonderfully hostile, nasty, vicious, contemptuous friends. Hey with friends like this who needs enemies!

    54. Karmacake says – reply to this


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      Only 175 out of the entire population of Britain.

      One can't help but ask what the numbers are in the US. I can only imagine that it would be exponentially higher considering the drinking age is ridiculously high there and the population is far greater.

      Unfortunately, bad parenting exists across the globe. I can however, understand the logic of many parents. Buying alcohol for their children so that they can supervise their behaviour in a somewhat controlled setting.

      Far better to be aware of what your children are up to then otherwise.

    55. Anon says – reply to this


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      I think I remember when Drew Barrymore was talking about her fight to clean up her life and she said she was an alcoholic by the time she was 10 years old. That was the start of a terrible time with drugs and alcohol. THat is why I love Drew. She has been trhough so much, with neglectful parents, substance abuse, etc. and she managed to come out the other side and survive and she is so sweet.

    56. Amy says – reply to this


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      Haha is this Mark Geragos!?

    57. VancouverBoy says – reply to this


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      I was in London a while back and it was horrible. Being from Canada, they all thought I was American and treated me like total shit! The people were incredibly rude. Even if I told them I was from Canada they rolled their eyes and thought I was lying. It was the first and only time I actually felt sorry for Americans. I could imagine if I lied and told them I was American. It would not of been pretty!

    58. Burgers and Fries says – reply to this


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      Re: FISH & CHIPS – English people were the 1st settlers in America so the likelihood is that most Americans (of European BAckground) have Englsih ancestory anyway so to put it bluntly-YOUR COUNTRY WOULDNT EXIST WITHOUT US BRITS!!!!

    59. a-duh says – reply to this


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      Uh, why do you sound so surprised? White ppl are racists substance abusers. You see there under age children everywhere drinking and partying then on Jerry Springer the next day confessing their white trash pregnacy while showing off there ickky netherregons

    60. British Born and Bred says – reply to this


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      Re: stickytoffee – U obviously haven't been to England then!!! Beleive me the British men are NOTHING like you weak scrawny Yanks! & the women are 100000 x better looking. Face it-EVERYONE hates America & hte majority of the world wishs to NUKE it off the planet! Believe me-us Europeans are beginning to regret colonizing America now-it would have been better left to the Native Americans! Oh & btw the 1st president of the USA had Englsih Ancestory-as did the majority of the founding fathers so face it-without England your country wouldnt even exist!!!!

    61. dani says – reply to this


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      i remember my granpy giving me beer when i was like 2 or 3… but i don't have a problem…i'm 20 now

    62. blaze says – reply to this


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      Poor kid. I wish him/her better parents.

    63. lu says – reply to this


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      Hull is full of Chavs anyway, they need something to do between pregnancies

    64. Misplaced Priorities says – reply to this


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      The Brits should spend more of their money on toothpaste than booze.

    65. English GURRLY says – reply to this


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      Re: liV – U obviously haven't been 2 England then if u believe Americans can outdrink the English! Binge Drinking is a culture in England which is y a Yank can never match up. In England u go on a night out TO get Pissed (Drunk for those who don't know what it means…*ahem* Americans)! Its nothing 2 be proud of I know-but if theres one thing us English know how to do its DRINK!

    66. blah says – reply to this


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      Re: Americans must play nice even if… – the brits just reply to the hostility held by americans but they usually can't think of anything worthwhile to say so resort to something ridiculous about fucking teeth. seriously get a grip

    67. Kacer One says – reply to this


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      Honestly, is that Mark Geragos, the evil lawyer?

    68. shut the fuk up says – reply to this


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      look people do dumb shit so what a babey drinks thats how indians not apu indians but raindance indians used to get there young asleep i was given tequelia and look at me purfekt i can spell and everethink.

    69. ja says – reply to this


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      Re: Misplaced Priorities – your laaaame

    70. ryan says – reply to this


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      Re: VancouverBoyRe: MELLY – You are kidding me right? The brits are the most kind people in the world you fool

    71. ryan says – reply to this


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      Re: MELLY – Yeah you fool you are obviously not in the UK as that really is soooo not legal you muppet

    72. Just me says – reply to this


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      Re: British Born and Bred, that's Ancient history my dear. The UK is a pathetic little country, that plays second fiddle to the good ol USA. You import all of our shows, music, products, etc. I know it hurts, and I can see the jealousy burning you up inside. But, please stop. It's unnattractive. I'm sorry that you have probably never travelled further than Spain or France, and think you are so cultured and well travelled. I'm sorry that your weather is shit, and your food is even worse. I'm sorry that are your women have once sense of style and that is tight ass jeans, and boots, with iron straight hair and clown make up. And as for your men. LOLOL. Oooookkkkk…. If it weren't for the USA, your ass would be speaking German, so belt it bitch.

    73. ryan says – reply to this


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      Re: blah – Oh its so ironic that the majority of us Brits are thinking that most American are thick. You do seem to prove this alot by voting in Bush, probs Mccain, allowing guns etc…

    74. sjd says – reply to this


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      Re: Karmacake

      No no no no, 175 out of a hospital in the area of hull…Though compared to America we are small but we still have many cities and towns.

      Hull is a poohole seriously but then again so is where I live.

    75. Thankless Brits Suck says – reply to this


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      Re: British Born and Bred – Fuck you you smelly Brit. If it wasn't for the USA saving your punk asses during World War II, you'd be writing that bullshit comment in German or Russian. You can pout all you want, but we're glad we had a Revolution and kicked your asses out of America. We couldn't stand people who refused to use deodorant or toothpaste and who bowed down to a fucking wig and tights-wearing King.

    76. ryan says – reply to this


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      Re: Just me – You need to have an history lesson my friend because as Americans mostly do in WW2 the made crap things shitter and left it for us to clear up again. Oh and france/spain are better than going to you shitty country.

    77. to ryan says – reply to this


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      Re: ryan – "you fool" I think I, or shall I say YOU made my point!

    78. SJD says – reply to this


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      Can all this silly arguing stop!? I bet the silly British on here slaggin off America have never been there and vica versa.

      It's really silly to hate a whole nation based on their goverment or a few silly people.

      And also why are people trying to say who has the worse drinking problems like it's something to proud of..

    79. yeh right says – reply to this


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      like americans dont EVER have problems like this!!
      its not just the britis
      DONT HATE THE BRITISH!!!!!!!!!!!

    80. Chav-ilicious says – reply to this


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      My fellow Americans, maybe it's all of the alcohol that has turned the Brits teeth so yellow. Now, what explains the smell?

    81. ryan says – reply to this


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      Re: to ryan – seriously if americans want to be liked then why seriously don they jus keep their nose out of everyone elses business yeah. Even are government cant be arsed wit u lot why you think you not seen Gordon Brown over there yet.

    82. ryan says – reply to this


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      ryan here again, you have to pardon my nonsensical ranting but the drainage tube that relives the pressure from my hydrocephalic condition is blocked. My head is now slowly filling back up with water and exerting tremendous pressure on my minuscule brain. I've got to run now, my head is ready to pop! Toodles ryan

    83. I don't need your jealousy Brit says – reply to this


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      Re: ryan – Don't you have British celebrity sites to read you ingrate? If America is so shitty why are you on a website run by an American that is primarily about American celebrities? Admit it, you love us. We're without a doubt the greatest, most fascinating country and people in the world. The Brits are total has-beens….oh, and total child-abusing drunks.

    84. freakin hell says – reply to this


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      Re: PEREZ IS A RACIST – then don't come here if you hate Perez. problem solved.

      how are people turning this story into America VS England?
      Anyone whose sad enough to say "all you Americans/English are (insert stereotype here)" is saying more about themselves than the citizens they're talking about, because they're saying they're a prejudiced idiot.

      So get over it and why not focus on the story instead? The world has enough hate.

    85. Hypocritical Brit says – reply to this


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      Re: ryan – Ha. A Brit telling someone else to keep their noses out of other people's business. What a fucking joke. This from a people who had an empire on which the "sun never set." Whose horrible boundary-drawing machinations have caused havoc from Iraq, to India-Pakistan, to sub-Saharan Africa, to Israel-Palestine. If you Brits had stayed on your shitty little island, and left the world alone, the world would have half the problems it does now. Ignorant fucking hypocritical British bastard.

    86. well... says – reply to this


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      Re: ryan – America sticks their nose in everyone's business?

      Well, snarkiness aside, I think you've been getting one-sided stories… you need to look at the what the governments of countries like China and Sudan are doing and refocus your anger there. They're the governments "sticking their nose in" and violating human rights. And learn to separate government from citizen.

    87. eh says – reply to this


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      this is bullshit. here's what should happen: the parents should be thrown in jail, losing any custody of their child, and the child should be placed in a foster home where they have zero access to alcohol or even the *idea* of alcohol. you ever here of the phrase "like taking candy from a baby"? same shit. take the alcohol away, put the parents away for a LONG TIME. do NOT waste time/money on putting the kid in a program! wtf! the baby doesn't even know better. now they are going to brainwash the kid into thinking of himself as an alcoholic. regardless if it wants alcohol- do not brainwash the kid to believe that of himself. it is ruining his/her entire self image for the rest of its life. simply take the alcohol away and it won't know the difference. duh. people are fucking stupid.

    88. VancouverBoy says – reply to this


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      Oh so you lied in the 1st place. The Brits really are rude to Americans just like I said in my 1st post. Listen Ryan I'm from Canada, so I really don't if you hate Americans or not. I was just telling it like it was and instead of you being mature enough to admit the Brits really don't like them you play this ridiculous charade that all turns out to be a lie in the end.

    89. HateUK says – reply to this


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      The British have drinking problems???
      Wow. Shocker.

    90. ryan says – reply to this


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      Re: Hypocritical Brit – ha were to blame for Iraq? Read Noam Chomsky book you fool. Is it any wonder Huga Chavez hates americas ass, read chomsky again. Hiroshima. Need I say no more.

    91. ryan says – reply to this


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      Re: well… – hell what about the right of the citizens of Iraq that are losing family members every day because stupid americans cant direct their missiles properly. Ya all seem to forget that while 4000 american soldier r dyin hundres upon hundrens of thousands of good Iraqis are.

      An don t lecture me on Sudan and China, I work my arse of for human rights, spent the last two summers working in a school and orphange in ghana and vietnam. so yes i do care bout those countries

    92. Jenisis says – reply to this


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      This is a great argument, let me grab my popcorn.

    93. steve says – reply to this


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      Lucky fucking kid.. I wish my parents would give me free booze! Especially at 6.

    94. NBS says – reply to this


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      Gosh Lindsay's dad looks so different twenty years on. Linsday though, pretty much the same.

    95. sabado gigante says – reply to this


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      Obviously in these cases it is a mix of different aspects playing in. I bet the parents are alcoholics or drug addicts too. You can't expect anything from them.
      Now, I remember taking sips of leftover drinks in family parties, getting tipsy and it didn't destroy my liver nor make me an alcoholic. There needs to be a serious distinction, people are becoming hysterical alarmist.

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      Re: ryan – if you work in other countries you should have learned a bit more compassion and be a little less small minded.
      YES the American government is flawed, Bush has Iraq in a mess, but when you start judging the American PEOPLE as if you know all 300 million+ by name, and forget to separate government from the people, it's sad. Ignorant on your part, really. It goes for anyone who spouts hateful stereotypes against another culture.

    97. Eric and Jake says – reply to this


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      No matter what part of the world there will always be all these TYPICAL BREEDERS that are UNFIT PARENTS . Stories like this must be revealed so that way people will open their eyes that just because someone is a hetero , it doesn't mean they are fit to be parents. The reality is that someone of them usually drug or make their children drink so that they can molest them .They are truly a disgrace to humanity . They all need to be stopped for a better world and a better future generations to come.

    98. Still a Smelly Brit says – reply to this


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      Re: ryan – You Brits are partially to blame for Iraq dumbass. Your horrible map-makers created the fucking country in the first place, in the 1920s - putting Kurds, Shiites, and Sunnis together in one made-up "country." Hasn't quite worked out, has it? Then, of course, you made the Iraqis a monarchy with a fucking King. LMAO. Now you Brits are still in Iraq, having put a hold on withdrawing any more troops. It's good that you've read the American Chomsky's work. Sure he's critical of America, justifiably so, but he's also critical of you British bastards since the results of the collapse of your empire have fucked the world over.

    99. Ummm buttery says – reply to this


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      Re: lou – Wonderfully said

    100. UKan't says – reply to this


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      Why is it that every Brit I've ever met has yellow teeth? Could it be the alcohol abuse? Sad. They need a massive country-wide intervention. Here this Brits: You have a problem - too much alcohol, not enough toothpaste!

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