Wishful Thinking????
Filed under: Jennifer Aniston > Anglophilia > Orlando Bloom
The new issue of OK magazine claims that the relationship between Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom has turned from friendly to "more than just friends."
We call bullshit, but…
It'd be nice for that old spinster to finally find love again!
Posted: April 9, 2008 at 1:50 pm
sure let them think they have a story for a minute…
Gees, what a little Botox-like stuff will do to your face.
its bull
Jenn bugs me..
What does bbs stand for?
I don't see your fatass with a boyfriend, perez
and since when is 39 considered 'old'?? get the fuck outta here
He's dating a crypt keeper? Isn't she in her 40's? And WTH happened to Orlando? He's starting to look like a greasy Mexican just come over from the border.
5th!!!! old spinster tho?? SHeesh!
it doesn't look like Jen! it's another girl!!! dont u c?????
No way!…He would never.
She needs to find a nice accountant or actuary and get married. That way she'll always be the Star in that relationship.
ffffirst!
Jennifer Aniston is hardly old!
Leave her alone.
Ew no! she looks so weird in this picture.. usually she is prettty but she looks ugly here! and no she cant be with him!! hahah! she needs to be with someone else.. like um i dont know.. dane cook or something! gosh!! hahaha
Isn't he dating some VS model from Australia? Am I out of the loop?? And how much older is Jennifer than him??
They both look great. She sure does get the cream of the crop, doesn't she?
i thought he was with miranda (victorias secret model)???
she looks bloated. did she have her face done?
ewww…. thats a gross pair. love everything your doing perez keep it up
She looks like heather locklear, look at her mouth .. sounds to me like a whole lot of nothing
She stole my face!
oh please
I HOPE JEN FINDS LOVE AND HAPPINESS AND I WISH ANGELINA AND BRAD SEPARATE.. IT WOULD BE REALLY SWEET TO SEE BRAD BEG JEN.. SHE DESERVES IT!!
Is that really Jen A?
"old spinster" meaning jen or orlando?? hahaha
Jenn is soooooooo boring and so yesterday…she will never have the thunder of Angelina EVER ..never…and she just needs to go work at walmart and go away
hot couple!
* yawn *
She's starting to have that weird Heather Locklear expression.
Is that even a picture of Maniston? Whoever it is looks 18!
She gets more and more beautiful everyday. Orlando would be lucky to be with her but, I don't think it's true. Jennifer is too good for him.
lie
What an odd coupling. Weird.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattteeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssss LMAO Go Jen. Spank that baby's booty
i dont get it… whats the problem bout jen? i do like her, cant see why people wouldnt.
I love her good for her!!!
Come on, she's hardly old…or a spinster - I'm sure she's had her fair share of men in her boudoir. I think Mr. Pitt made a huge mistake hooking up with that fuggly tart Jolie. She's a raving lunatic, disguising her mental illness with her charitable work and international adoptions. Mark my words, in 20 years Jolie will be either locked away in a loony bin, or medicated to a vegitative state.
Re: valleygirl – I don't know "valleygirls" were such ignorant racist PIGS. PEREZ-Post this Crazy Racist Bitch's E-Mail!
thats mean perez!!!! she deserves to be as happy and brad and ang.
Neither of them look like themselves on that cover…VVVERRRY sussshhhhpicious lol.
She never looked better!
Perez you're such an asshole and sexist. the word spinster is completely wrong and sexist. I was on your side, but I'm crossing over to Team Mayer!
Why are you being so mean to her? She got dumped for another women and it was all in the public eye. Dealing with a breakup is hard but even harder for a celebrity, yet you constantly talk shit on her. WTF did she ever do to you perez? I love you but I hate it when you talk about Jen, cause I really like her.
that doesn't even look like Jennifer Aniston…her nose is totally different
Perez, you're an old spinster.
Yuuuumy "Orlie" Aaaaw think of the cute kids they are gonna have not like that Adams family brood Angelina bought. MInus Shiloh of course she is like that cousin that only showed up on the show from time to time because she was normal. Go Jen… All the way
Orlando Bloom is so fucking gross!
i thought he was dating the supermodel?
STOP BEING SO DAMN MEAN TO JEN!!! GOSH!!!
WTF?
JAMIE LYNN GETS TO GO TO HER PROM PREGO?
I WASNT ALLOWED TO GO TO MINE PREGO IN 1979!!!!!
SO NOT FAIR,,WAH WAH WAH !!!!
This looks photoshopped-it looks like Heather L.'s face with Jen's hair. I HATE OK!
bottox,
photoshop ?
both?
old pic ?
I thought orlando was all hot and heavy with that victoria's secret model miranda kerr? this is so not true.
Jen is NOT old. She looks young and fabulous. However, I wish she hadn't changed her nose. It's technically "cuter" than before, but overall I think she doesn't look as distinctive or as cute.
old spinster? she is 39, only 9 years older than you fatboy. I guess that makes you an old pig.
Does not sound right to me. I thought he was with a Victoria's Secret model.
and, "Publicity Stunt" ?
Didn't Jennifer recently start a production company? I'm guessing this little "look at us!" pic is an attempt to get people thinking about her… her publicist said:
"After the Vince disaster, Jen, you need to botox your ass-face and get out there with a youngster, and quick!"
aw they would be cute together
nose or photoshop ?
too bad that he keeps making out with miranda kerr IN PUBLIC
he is going out with miranda kerr!!!!
how could he be dating jennifer aniston???
it doesn't make sense…
what a fool!
God she looks really young in that picture… Photoshop??
Perez, I love you but in this case, you suck. You love Angelina and she's a home-wrecking inbreeding whore. Jen is so much classier and prettier than Angelina and she deserves somone better than Brad's dead-beat ass!
Why are we focused on who Jen is dating?
Let's all focus on what a TERRIBLE mother Angelina Jolie is and how she is a know-nothing, attention-needing, narcissistic homewrecking WHORE.
Come on, the woman has a BANGING body (no one can say she doesn't), has millions in the bank, still keeps finding work, and yet we call her a sad ol' spinster? Ahem, having a litter of kids and/or some boyfriend is not going to complete ANYBODY! We need to stop compaing her to Angelina Jolie. Each one of those women have their own set of issues (do we so easily forget Angelina use to keep a vial of Billy Bob Thornton's blood around her neck????) Angelina has a brood of children and has whipped her lover into submission, good for her! Jen is supposedly single and still working, good for her too. If she doesn't care or mind being single, why the fuck should the media? Hell she's rich, hot, and fucking a different hot guy every month…..oh yeah, so sad!
she has a new face just like Coutney Cox.
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gosh…she ugly and orlando has a supermodel girfriend not this old ho.
spinster? whatever.. she is gorgeous and i dont blame her for not wanting her love life to be public… who is a spinster at 35? excuse me?
She looks soooooooo much like Heather Locklear, hate those fake lips!
I hope that when I'm an "old spinster" I look as good as she does! Totally uncalled for Perez, btw.
Ya'll need to cut her some slack! Your not saying shit about Brad and Angelina's age difference.
What is wrong with her face? Everyone seems to be using collagen fillers and it just makes them look puffy and menopausal, like Lara Flynn Boyle and Heather Locklear. You can see it under Jen's eyes. Her cheeks look swollen or something. Not digging this trend.
that would be really sweet…..but i doubt it.
Or she could be a total controlling ego maniac old married HAG like Madonna. Um, lets see why does Perez hate Jennifer so much?
oooooh, that'd be hot. they're both adorable.
this woman is absolutely gorgeous with class to boot. She could have any guy she wants. She didn't want Brad cause his wanker has been in some nasty crap aka Skanagelina. She is far far from a spinster. YOU GO JENN! WE LOVE YOU. And what a body on her!
Perez, Angelina is NEVER going to grant you an interview and, you know why, BECAUSE ANGELINA IS A STUCK-UP, AFFECTED, SELF-AGGRANDIZING BITCH who bites the hand that feeds her! She should be LICKING YOUR BALL SACK AS YOU DO TO HER every damn day but alas, she is not. And doesn't that tell you something? Skanky wouldn't even give you the time of day yet you continue your anal oral session with her-don't you EVER just throw your hands in the air and say "hey, maybe I hitched my wagon to the wrong horse"? Whatever.
OK magazine Sucks, They really make up so much shit, I mean come on this picture is like 6 years old and photoshopped. People are so dumb.
Can somebody please explain why Jenn is hated on all the time? Sure her movie choices are not the greatest, but she's still pretty good looking (this from a mid twenties hetero). And it's not like her personality is that bad. She def not a world class cunt like Madonna or Demi Moore. She's a pretty nice girl who got left by her husband, so why is there so much hate for her? Maybe everyone is just jealous of her millions or her good looks. So please somebody please articulate what is so wrong with her.
Perez get a life and stay outta everyone else's business.. You and your lil gang make me sick it's the same people everyday writting about shit that has nuttin to do with them..Ya'll need to get a life… LOOSER'S.. I cant wait till somebody sues ur dumb a$$ one day for all the lie's ur tellin..BTW how come you have not wrote nuttin else about John Mayer and you kissing?? Oh thats right cause that was bullshit also just like everything else you write…
If that were true it would end up failing like her relationship with Brad. She is too ordinary for these men that are used to extraordinary. Sure they like how cute she is at first but it gets old after awhile.
JAMIE L. IS FAT.
COPYING OH NO THEY DIDNT ON LIVEJOURNAL AGAIN?! LOL
Remeber the pics of him with Rumer? He's just out recruiting lonely losers for his chanting buddhist sect.
she is only a spinster cause that dirty fake save the world bitch stole her husband, like her brother/lesbian lover/2 other husbands were not enough. team aniston all the way!!!! i bet her babies will be cuter… none of those sick lips.
Spinster???? That's just f*ing cold.
She's a dim witted pot head.
No wonder Brad dumped her.
Angie isn't perfect, but she's dynamic and wants to make the world a better place.
Jen's goals are more mundane–stay skinny, make money, be seen with hot guys.
YAWN.
is that even Jen? It doesn't look anything like her!
and she is nooot old
I call bullshit. There were pictures of Orlando shopping with his girlfriend Miranda Kerr (VC model) and her mom just a few days ago.
But… but… but what about his girrrlfriend???! Jennifer should just get someone her own age… Hugh Hefner maybe???
Re: why such hate? – OK, I can't explain why people hate on her particularly. But compared with Angelina, she is a much less interesting person.
And she seems completely materialistic and shallow. Example: she landed the Smart Water account. A few days later, a "boyfriend," some male model, was seen leaving her house in the morning, casually holding a Smart Water bottle for all the tipped-off paps to see. GROSS! That kind of shit really turns me off. Other than that, I kind of liker her. But she is not as interesting or multi-dimensional as Angie.
Jennifer is hardly old. She's only NINE YEARS OLDER THAN YOU. Quit calling everyone over 35 old. It's so untrue and so boring.
Re: anon – uh yeah you and all jen's other fans need to get the fuck over it already. A woman can only steal a man if he already wants to leave. besides i highly doubt that you have firsthand knowledge of what really happened in that situation. there are plenty of stories that jen left brad first. so get over it. it's been years. it's over and done stupid fuck. "TEAM ANISTON!" idiot, you think she gives a fuck about you?
ORLANDO IS DATING MIRANDA KERR!
WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!?
she is not a spinster
get your own life perez instead of constantly blogging about other peoples
whats going on with her face that is some evil plastic surg
it's not jen.
it's a look-a-like
havent u seen the look-a-like album on usmagazine's website.
it's a little crazy
I'm beginning to wonder if everyone who posts on here is 16 years old, just bored, or one of those mean-spirited people who only see the bad in everything and everybody, and can poke at people from behind a keyboard for the sheer hell of it. By the way, a spinster is a woman who has never been married. Jennifer Anniston doesn't qualify.
I think there is something to this because they share the same management or something and they see each other a lot, I hope it's true they look cute together
IF Orlando was EXCLUSIVELY dating Miranda Kerr why would he have been picking up 3 sexy girls from a nightclub and took em home with him last friday night when he left the club- he didnt arrive with them!! Where was lil Randa then? Do you honestly think that Orlando and Miranda are exclusive- heres a clue hunny- they arent!
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