Wishful Thinking????

Filed under: Jennifer Aniston > Anglophilia > Orlando Bloom

The new issue of OK magazine claims that the relationship between Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom has turned from friendly to "more than just friends."

We call bullshit, but…

It'd be nice for that old spinster to finally find love again!

Posted: Apr 9, 2008 at 1:50 pm / Email this »

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mel says – reply to this

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I don't get it. Why do you Perez and others hate Jennifer so much. What did she do and why do you care so much about her life that you feel a need to comment, like it's going to go anywhere. Why not pick on Jennifer's ex and his girlfriend? They are the ones who disrespected a marriage by having an affair. Jennifer's got her head on straight, maybe you all could learn something from her, and how she handled herself publicly.
You're all just stupid asses!!!
PEREZSUCKSFORTALKINGSHIT says – reply to this

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WHY IN GOD'S NAME WOULD YOU CALL JEN A. A SPINSTER. SHE IS HOT FOR HER AGE AND DOESN'T FEEL THE NEED TO JUMP INTO A RELATIONSHIP TO PLEASE THE MEDIA. LEAVE HER ALONE AND STICK TO PICKING ON AVRIL AND JESSICA ALBA. SHE ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!
Akanishi says – reply to this

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Ew no, Orlando could have any girl he wanted…why Jennifer Aniston?????? He's too good for her.
Braver says – reply to this

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SPINSTER?????? WTF! What are you 80??? Being a bastard as usual.
vincent says – reply to this

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I really wonder whether jen or the related persons will care about what you all commented on. Get a lifeand moving on.
Emily says – reply to this

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nah its not true. they photoshopped the pic. it used to have Eva ( i can't spell her last name but she owns BESO) in it. and they just mirrored the pic. ( DAMN MY SPELLING) its not true! just photoshopped goodness
Rochelle says – reply to this

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That woman is FAR from being an "old spinster", P. Get your shit straight. She looks 100x better and happier than Jolie and her receding hairline.
getalife says – reply to this

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yeah to be a spinster you have to have been single all your life. Dumbass, do you remember she was married already!!?? So technically she is not a spinster what she is is a beautiful woman not about to settle for someone just because everyone expects her to and just to please the public. So really leave her the F*@k alone already!
sue says – reply to this

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what happened to her, too bad, too much botox for sure! my husband and I once had an argument on who is much prettier: the current or the x, but he simply said no comparison at all he always thinks that the x look like a man in a man's clothing…most of the men in my office they all think that Jennifer Aniston can never matched with Angelina Jolie..
Anonymous says – reply to this

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Actually, Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom been a couple for months already.

Since when would a 38 year old woman be a spinster anyway? LOL, you're too silly.
amelia says – reply to this

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hes dating miranda kerr
go jen says – reply to this

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how could anyone not love jennifer aniston? she's Rachel from Friends!!!!!!! i hope that she is happy whoever she dates.
Bri says – reply to this

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come on orlando would be luck to date someone like jennifer…she would put him in the public eye again cause he's hot but his acting sucks!
Daniee says – reply to this

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OK magazine is always full of shit period. Jenn has a man in Vancouver anyway.
Double V says – reply to this

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Jen is Not with Orlando. She is waiting for Vince to lose enough weight and stop drinking so that he will make a handsome groom. Everywhere you read he is working on getting rid of the pounds for his ladylove., Jen.
OLIVIA JONES says – reply to this

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GOOD NOSEJOB UGLY BITCH!
BUT YOUR STILL GROSS AND UGLY.
HOW MANY PLASTIC SURGERY SHE HAD???? SHE DOESNT LOOK LIKE HERSELF…………………..
MANISTON SUCKS!
MANISTONHATER says – reply to this

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DIE MANISTON DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!
Kate says – reply to this

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Hey, Dumbass…

spin·ster [spin-ster] –noun
1. Chiefly a woman who has never married.
2. a woman whose occupation is spinning

Jennifer has been married (remember?), which officially makes her a divorced woman and not a spinster. I certainly don't think that she 'spins' either, unless on a bicycle. Grow up and learn the language. Leave Jen alone. It's bad enough to have have been through what she's been through.
hader says – reply to this

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Re: You Sound Uneducated or Young or Both – Hmmm
You sound like a complete asshat, both old and clueless. Leave your son/daughter's laptop alone and go back to your soap operas, stupid old cunt/mancunt.
Jenfraud says – reply to this

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Re: Leggy –

Bwahahaha! That's why this entry is called WISHFUL THINKING LOL! Only you delusional JenFans WISHFULLY hope someone like Orlando would give such a loser any chance at all. But hey, for an aging TV starlet in decline of her career, any publicity is welcome.
op says – reply to this

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What has Jennifer been doing? Has she helped other countries or people. WHAT HAS POOR POOR POOR JENNIFER BEEN DOING?
freddie says – reply to this

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isn' he dating miranda kerr? i'm getting so confused!
britegray says – reply to this

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What's up with Jen's face? It looks like they photoshopped her face with Heather Locklear.
ROSIE says – reply to this

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they actually look good together if the rummors were to be true!
sheena says – reply to this

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easy Perez. she looks damn good for her age.
dont you think brad and ang fucked her over enough, and now you have to call her names, leave her alone and let her try to be happy
You Sound Uneducated or Young or Both says – reply to this

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Re: hader – So the answer is BOTH! Thank you for making that easy. Now, GET BACK TO CLASS!
Raquel says – reply to this

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Perez, I love your work..but 39 is not old!!!
You Sound Uneducated or Young or Both says – reply to this

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BTW, What's a laptop?
You Sound Uneducated or Young or Both says – reply to this

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And who are these celebrities?
Can't we get some stories about Joan Collins and
that hunk Burt Reynolds?
carmelinna says – reply to this

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Perez, i love you; im a girl but i love you, a mi me gustaria que George Clooney se enamorara de Jennifer Aniston y se casara con ella y luego ella lo dejara por alguien más joven jajaj, que tal mi drama; in your face Bradgelina!
lalala says – reply to this

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i thought Orlando was dating Miranda Kerr. And also, it looks like Jennifer A had a nose job. And she looks very puffy. Maybe the news of Brad and Angelina having another baby got to her and she treated herself to a makeover?
misha says – reply to this

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Re: You Sound Uneducated or Young or Both – go away already! the nurse wants to change your depends!
CHRISTY says – reply to this

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photoshop….
Linn says – reply to this

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Why is Jen the bad guy? Her husband had a very public affair and left her. He was f-ing Angelina when Angelina denied it as made apparent by Shilo's birthdate. The skank Ho Angelina could have had some class and at least waited to get knocked up until the divorce was final. I just don't see what Jen has done wrong in all of this. Jen is not trying to compensate for have a shitty childhood by having way to many kids. She seems to be a nice person by all that I have seen.
yoyi says – reply to this

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jen, old splinter? fuck you !!!, it's a very misogynous thing to say!!!
Lo says – reply to this

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I enjoy ur blog Perez but you are often very sexist. For example, spinster is a very derogatory word against women in our society. It is sexist and has been used to degrade older women for centuries. I hate that influential men like you - especially being from the LGBT population - would be so insensitive and perpetuate this shameful language. I hope by the time I'm in my 40's, men like you, who claim to be liberal will begin to recognize and address the sexism coursing through their own selves. Shame.
Neko says – reply to this

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Wasn't gonna comment but can't hold it back anymore: how can you complain about "spinster" being derogatory and an insult when you are on the website of someone who has the habit of drawing dildos on people's portraits? Seriously, what did you expect of him?
brooke says – reply to this

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it is total bull; he's dating miranda kerr the victoria's secret model.
Countess Tatiana says – reply to this

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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This cannot be true, it has GOT to be a horrible rumour, because Orlando is MINE!
To The Immature, Uneducated misha/hader says – reply to this

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Re: misha – How many friends do you have-don't lie. When is the last time you fucked a guy who wasn't using you? Is your cherry even popped? Have you even gotten your period yet-seriously. Is school out already or are you in a "special school" aka "short bus"? Please answer as honestly as a little dummy like you can. You appear to have an education level of 3rd grade in the West or 6th grade in a Third World country-which is it?
brittany! says – reply to this

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Too bad orlando is dating a victorias secret model :\
miranda is hot says – reply to this

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Orlando is not going to leave miranda for this old botoxed tv starlet
victoria says – reply to this

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No way would orly be kissing a 40 year old mouth when he got miranda
cissy says – reply to this

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cmon this is just a publicity stunt. orly's girlfriends were all young and beautiful. it would be a downgrade for orly to be with homely aniston
wtf says – reply to this

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Are you insulting orly? Orly don't date older women who got dumped by vince vaugn
orly fan says – reply to this

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Orlando dont date homely tv sitcom starlets who had slept around. His girlfriends have all be beautiful. Why go with an old had who had slept with vince vaugn when he got a tall gorgeous model like miranda
orly must be on crack says – reply to this

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what is orly smoking. Why would he go out with an old hag when he got a victoria secret model
aniston got std says – reply to this

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You jen loonies had been bashing angelina for 3 years now. The divorce could be in the guiness book of world's record as the longest hollywood divorce. Why keep on hating angelina when your anuston had banged vince vaugn and now orlando bloom. Why bash angelina when this is all about your ugly idol who is banging orlando who is old enough to be her son.
anuston got std says – reply to this

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Orland would dump anuston because anuston got a sexually transmitted disease
jennifer anuston is a ho says – reply to this

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When would anuston accept the fact that no amount of surgeries can make her look good. She still look like a jay leno in tranny costume
jennifer anuston got std says – reply to this

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STAY AWAY FROM JEN ORLANDO. JENNIFER ANUSTON GOT SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE. YOU MAY GET JENNIFER ANUSTON'S SEXUALLY TANSMITTED DISEASE
JENNIER ANISTON GOT STD says – reply to this

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THE GUYS IN HOLLYWOOD IS STAYING AWAY FROM JENNIFER ANUSTON BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT TO CATCH ANUSTON'S VENEREAL DISEASE
JENNIFER IS HW OLDEST HO says – reply to this

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JENNIFER IS HW OLDEST HO
vicki says – reply to this

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Cmon! at almost 40! Yeah Right! Just look at how chunky her face, and body were on her tv sitcom. Big Difference, HUH! THIS IS PROBABLY THE ONE REASON, HER FACE IS LOOKING PRETTY OLD AND WRINKLED. YOU CAN SEE THIS, WHEN THEY DON'T DO ALL THAT CRAP AIRBRUSHING AND ALL WHEN THEY PUT HER ON THE RAG TAG MAGS.
I KNOW THAT I'M BELIEVING IT! I FEEL THAT SHE IS BONKERS AND HAS BECOME A TOTAL PSYCHO. HOW SHE CONTINUES TO LIE
uptight bitch says – reply to this

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Jen isnt very pretty, body nots bad though, she is kind of manly looking in the face though, and an uptight bitch you can tell
samantha says – reply to this

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Jen is a coniving low down publicity wh*re, with little talent and less beauty. She showed her true colors over the past 4 years.
ugly jen says – reply to this

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To you people who bash angelina all the time. Jennifer Aniston DOES NOT have a nice personality. She is ugly inside AND outside. If her personality were really friendly nobody would ever comment on her. This woman is pure ugliness 100% everything about her hair, skin, looks, personality, attitude, like you said even perez doesnt like her. Yes she was on a famous sitcom Rachel Green may have acted friendly but Jennifer Aniston is an ugly human being in EVERY way possible
ugly jen says – reply to this

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I am sure anuston is a smiling, happy girl today! Screaming "Score me! orly Yipee!" Anyways even if orly dumps her her loony fans will still blame brad for it. Anuston got dumped by 4 guys after the divorce and it is still brad and angelina who her loony fans bashes.
skanky aniston says – reply to this

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Orly will dump skanky aniston and her fans will bash brad and angelina for it. Anuston fans are a bunch of loonatic idiots
even perez dont like skanky aniston says – reply to this

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oh good for yean perez for not liking skanky anuston's skanky coochie
ugly jen anuston says – reply to this

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Why would orlando want to be with anuston, a homely old tv sitcom starlet when his gf is miranda kerr? Anuston had passed on from vince to paul to 5 other guys in 3 years. Orlando had been with gorgeous women and being with anuston will be a downgrade. Imagine sleeping with someone who had slept with vince and 5 other guys. yuck. He should be afraid he may catch something from anuston. He may not be able to have any children like anuston. Sexual disease can make anyone incapble of having children.

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