Cameron Loves to plAAy

Cameron Diaz is one of those hippie chicks that takes yoga and shoves coffee colonics up her butt.
The sometimes acne-ridden actress gets all zen and opens up to the new issue of W magazine about discovering herself and shit.
*On whether she dreamed of being an actress when she was a kid:
“Oh, no. I wanted to be a zoologist, to study the sociology of animals,” she says. “But that’s pretty much what I do now anyway. I thought I’d be on the plains of Africa watching lions, but instead I’m in Hollywood watching train wrecks.” And then she busts out laughing and adds hastily, “I’m just kidding.”
*On her goals:
“Just kind of taking more time getting to know myself. It sounds so corny that I can’t believe I even just said that, but, you know, there comes a time when you really have to get to know who you are…I’ve just been figuring out what interests me and spending time with people who are important to me and being present in my own life.”
*On Vegas:
“I looooove Vegas. It’s such an easy trip from L.A., and there’s always a hotel room because there’s about a billion of them,” she says, before adding with a laugh, “but honestly, you don’t even really need one if you’re just going for the weekend!”















































1st
Second!
8th?
10th
LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes yes yes
80th!!!!!!!!!!!!
whatever
7
187th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
first!
13th
yea, too bad zhe don't really look like that…
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wow what a sloot!
her worst acne days are still better than your good days!!!!!!!!!! FIRST
SHE IS A PUKE!
Lawlz.
Lord, look at the photoshop.
She hides her Cuban self, her dad is Cuban, she doesn't even speak the language and never tried to learn.
am i first?
she's too gorgeous, jessica doesn't hold a candle next to her.
does she not look exactly like ASHLEE SIMPSON in this picture
"being present in my own life" = Be Present (Rumer Willis' tattoo) = "The Power of Now" (book) by Eckhart Tolle = "Are You Ready to be Awakened" every monday nigth on Oprah.com:-)
That's so nice!I love U, Cameron!
OMG I love her!! she is soo pretty..perez dont hate on the cuban!
I bet she and Mariah use the same photoshop team
what the heck does it matter who is first or second or whatever? what does it have to do with the above article? nothing, people! that's what! and cameron diaz is totally getting on my f-n nerves already! who is she really fooling here? nobody! the only reason she's even trying to make herself seem more down-to-earth and touchy-feely than just high-maintenance and humorously neurotic is because her popularity meter is slowly dropping to has been status.
yeah so what if she breaks out sometimes? she's can't be amazingly gorgeous and human at the same time?! love love love her!!!
Re: Fidel – MANY HALFBREED 2ND GENERATION KIDS ASSIMILATE INTO THE DOMINANT CULTURE. AND INCIDENTALLY MOST Cubans who come to the U.S. mostly ARE WHITE.THEY ARE SPANIARD TRANSPLANTS AND GUEST WORKERS FROM THE 1920s. THEY HAVE ABOUT AS MUCH HISTORY IN COMMON WITH THE MAJORITY OF HISPANICS AS A RUSSIAN AND A NEPALESE… FOOL. ANYWAY WHO CARES, CAMERON IS HOT AND HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW WHAT HER FEELINGS ABOUT HER ANCESTRY ARE.YOU EVER TALK TO HER?
she looks like a photoshopped courtney love
BORING! She looks like the cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland
Fire the interviewer. People are actually gonna pay money to listen to her drivel on and on about "getting to know herself"?
The train-wreck comment was kinda funny, tho.
WTF was she doing with Justin Timberlake, the guy who orders a hooker when he doesn't have anyone in his bed?
she sucks big time!! what a wanker.
I saw a picture of perez on another site and the blogger was making fun of his acne saying perez needed proactiv so perez shouldn't talk about bad skin.
DOESNT LOOK LIKE HERRRRR
WHERE ARE HER LOVELY CHEEKBONES?!?!?!
FUCK COVER MAG AND THEIR PHOTOSHOP
Re: Fidel – WHY SHOULD SHE?? SHE'S AMERICAN, NOT CUBAN!! HER DAD IS CUBAN! WHY WOULD U CARE ANYWAY?
What a dumb stupid bitch…I love that you hate her too Perez…You rock!
You can't see it in this picture but I think her tongue is in her cheek (in the nicest possible way).
FUGFACE…She is gross!
# 1, 2, 3, 4, IF THAT'S ALL U'VE GOT TO SAY, GET OFF…U'RE A WASTE OF SPACE!! NOBODY CARES IF U'RE 1ST OR 100!!! STUPID ASSES!!!
I thought thzRe: ashley – lol I know!!
How come this didnt get A photoshop award?!?! She looks good….TOO good!!
Photoshop much? That pic is barely recognizable!!!!
aint she fukin Gerard Butler now????
WARNING!!! WARNING!!! WARNING!!!
I have tried repeatedly to post this on US Weekly's site but whoever is monitoring the site keeps "deleting" it. So, I'm posting it on other blogs cause I feel that as readers you should know.
After leaving my comments on a US Weekly article today it really got under another poster's skin and she started freaking out and leaving lots of other comments under her name and other names. Whatever. But, IMAGINE MY SURPRISE when she fired back with another comment telling everyone my full name (first and last) even though all I had used was my first name!!!
Somehow "Smoothie Sucks" (her name) was able to obtain my last name!!!!!
So, either "Sucks" works for US Weekly and therefore has access to EVERYONE'S NAME and of course EVERYONE'S E-MAIL ADDRESSES or she knows someone who works there that was willing to jeopardize their job by giving her that info or someone is hacking into their system.
It gets even worse if you are a member of usmagazine.com because when you join they ask for your REAL ADDRESS and your TELEPHONE NO. and she can get that info too.
So if you VALUE YOUR PRIVACY or your ANONIMITY, forget it. US Weekly is giving out personal information. I have reported this and will follow it up until I find out how they did this.
SHES FUCKING UGLY.
EW.
she looks like brooke hogan. shame.
girl actually looks cute for once in this picture.
I THINK SHE LOOKS FAB! LOVE HER EYE MAKEUP HERE! SHE TOTALLY HAS NEVER LOOKED BETTER!
OLD AND OVER. NEXT!!
What is wrong with this woman she is so idiotic she acts like a dammn teenager, she needs to grow up and start acting like the woman that she is instead of being so idiotic. talk about photoshop, she has no flaws in pics. PERZITO TELL YOUR PAISANA TO ACT HER AGE OK..
It is one thing to call someone fat and laugh because it is a self inflicted condition. But to make fun of her acne is like making fun of retarded children. Low blow.
How did she want to study the sociology of animals? sociology is the study of human society… and animals aren't humans and don't have societies…. hmmm….
she looks like a dude without makeup….she probably thanks god everyday that somebody invented makeup to cover her ugly face….and it gets even uglier when she smiles…she looks like JOKER…she doesnt even look that great on the uberly photoshopped cover….BARF
Re: blah –
This is what happens when the shallow and dumb try to act like they have depth and intelligence.
And my love, Gerard Butler is supposedly banging this???????? WAKE UP, MAN, AND GET YOUR SHOTS, QUICK!!!!!!!!!
SHE IS SO HOT!!!!!!!
She has acne because she doesn't bathe. SHe is always so greasy looking!!
Her personality doesn't do anything for her either.
Gorgeous? This is sooooo photoshopped - she has thin, limp hair and bad skin and ain't so pretty.
i'm bored
GOT COKE? LAST GOOD, NOT GREAT, BUT GOOD MOVIE? FUCKIN YEARS
that's a young goldie hawn
She does not look like that at all. She is gross and old get a man to marry you already Cameron you are really getting passed and dumped!!
dumbass!
TOTAL AIRBRUSH !!!
…AND PERPETUATING THE 'DUMB 'BLONDE' '
REEE REEEE
FIGURE IT OUT !! YOUR FUCKING PUSHING 40 !!!
She sounds like the typical clueless multimillionare with alot of free time and no purpose in life.
GOD YET ANOTHER NOT VERY BRIGHT CELEB THINKING THAT WE ARE AS DUMB AS SHE IS. THE SOCIOLOGY OF ANIMALS?????? PULEASE….
HOW COME ONLY CELEBS "GET TO KNOW" THEMSELVES AND THE REST OF US JUST LIVE OUR LIVES HOPEFULLY GETTING OLDER AND WISER. I'M SUPRISED SHE IS NOT ON A "JOURNEY" TOO!!!!! FUCK I HATE THAT WORD!!!
Why do have to point out the acne! We aren't all blessed with good skin!
And yeah I have a little acne too and it sucks balls!
she's still around. i wish she and justin timberlake would go away
she seems ditzy
Couldn't they have covered BOTH sides of her face with her hair?? It would have been an improvement.
Wow, look what 40 tons of make-up and airbrushing can do for you. That's certainly not a realistic picture of how she actually looks. And…she's a complete bitch.
GO AWAY.
what a phony!! She tries way too hard and comes out looking like a douche bag, who the hell is she kidding?!
cameron diaz? seriously? cuz that chick on the cover isn't her…is she that fug normally that she must be airbrushed beyond recognition?
well that's a bad thing cause Perez sez it's so….lol
i absolutely love her
When they photoshop her she is actually pretty and even prettier when not showing off her hideous joker smile….and what about that horrendous guffaw laugh…..ugh!…
that "train wrecks" comment, was out of place(in my opinion). one word…karma! she sounds so shallow. and i agree, i think she igonores she has hispanic roots.
she is absolutely gorgeous, her body is amazing & she has the face of an angel.
she doesn't need a hotel room for a weekend in Vegas??? I guess meth/coke/crack (whatever) keeps you going on weekend long! I guess she doesn't even need to take a shower or brush her teeth…I've heard that drugs make you not really care about stuff like that! Drugs are bad!
she looks totally AIRBRUSHED
she is way too stupid too ever make it as a zoologist and im surprised she made it as an actress. she is sooooooooooooooooo ugly!
shes soooooo fucking beautiful!
Forty-year-old Cameron is a MANipulator of the first order (as well as an old, high-mileage has-been). Since Justin Timberlake dumped her for the beautiful Jessica Biel, 25, Cameron has been a miserable, icky, desperate slut. I mean, she even screwed Criss Angel — EEEEEWWWWWW! Your life is over Cameron, ever since Justin tossed you in the trash where you belong. Can't blame him: He got a girl WAY more gorgeous than you (Biel is stunning with — as Adam Sandler said — the absolute best body the world has ever seen.) Maybe you should give Adnan Ghalib or Andy Dick a call, Cam; they're about your speed now…… TEEE HEE.
too bad jessica beil is ugly as fuck
Cameron Diaz is at the top of her game? Really? What movie has she come out with lately (and by lately I mean within the last couple years) that's brought in huge box office revenue and/or been praised by the critics? Oh, I guess Shrek, but all she did was lend her voice. She didn't act, so how hard is it to read lines for an animated character? That certainly won't win her an Oscar. She's like Jennifer Aniston, she takes on the same roles, over and over and over again, not realizing that people need to see more diversity than the same damn romantic comedies with pretty much the same damn plot lines EVERY TIME. Anyone notice when Jennifer Aniston did "The Good Girl" how much praise she got for that? She actually proved she could act outside a certain genre. Both her and Cameron need to start doing that. Or maybe they just can't get any serious roles. Who knows.
But for people saying she's ugly…give me a FUCKING BREAK. I'd LOVE to see what you all look like. I'd post a pic of myself if I could, or maybe I could just give you my MySpace address. I have a room to talk about some people I think, but not about Cameron. She's gorgeous, and it's stupid to deny her of that. Just wait until you all are in your mid-thirties (what is she, 36 I think?), you're gonna think of yourselves as old hags? That's just so sad to me. If I looked like her when I was her age, fuck, if I looked like her at 25, I'd be ecstatic! So quit hating already!